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What's the handle, Zock? By William Goldman Zock Handle

Tell you what," I said. "After the testing after the Demon Days, when things settle down -""Things won't settle down.""- I'm going to take you to the mall."She blinked. "The mall? For what reason?""To hang out," I said. "We'll get some hamburgers. See a movie."Zia hesitated. "Is this what you'd call a 'date'?"My expression must have been priceless, because Zia actually cracked a smile. "You look like a cow hit with a shovel. By Rick Riordan Things Days Zia Settle Demon

Another piece of Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 ended up landing in a grape vineyard on planet Pinot. The Zygo-Gogozizzle 24 was quickly absorbed into the soil and was subsequently soaked up into the grapes. These grapes, which had until recently been harvested almost to extinction, suddenly became self-aware and super intelligent. They banded together in bunches and rose up to defeat their oppressors. The battle lasted one whole night, but sadly, it ended the next morning when the sun came up. The rebellion shriveled when the poor grapes ran out of juice. Apparently there's a raisin for everything. By Dav Pilkey Pinot Zygogogozizzle Grapes Piece Landing

Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here 'I lost my land' is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate'We lost *our* land. By John Steinbeck Fear Node Revolution Hate Change

Zugzwang. It's when you have no good moves. But you still have to move. By Michael Chabon Zugzwang Moves Move Good

Zorba sees everything everyday as if for the first time. By Nikos Kazantzakis Zorba Time Everyday

Right. Got it. And he was glad it was Z. Undoubtedly the guy was well aware of his fucked-up mood, but unlike some of the others - *cough*Rhage*cough* - he would never pry. By J.r. Ward Cough Rhage Undoubtedly Mood Pry

Zia's senile grandfather? Nope. That was Ra, god of the sun, first divine pharaoh of Egypt and archenemy of Apophis. Last spring we'd gone on a quest to find him and revive him from his twilight sleep, trusting he would rise in all his glory and fight the Chaos snake for us. By Rick Riordan Zia Grandfather Senile Nope Apophis

Zingers should glow with intelligence as well as drip with contempt. By Maureen Dowd Zingers Contempt Glow Intelligence Drip

No one really knows what mattresses are meant to gain from their lives either. They are large, friendly, pocket-sprung creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Sqornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seems to mind this and all of them are called Zem. By Douglas Adams Lives Mattresses Meant Gain Zeta

Zues?" I said."His computer. He named it." Then she whispered conspiratorially, "He acts like it's a person.""I do not," he said as we walked down the hall toward his room."You gave it a birthday party," she said.Grayson stopped walking for a moment. "Annual hard-drive maintenance and software upgrades do not count as a birthday party.""No," she said. "But singing 'Happy Birthday' to it does."He took a deep breath. They've obviously been through this before. "You know I was testing the new voice-recognition software."Natalie looked at me. "Birthday party. By James Ponti Birthday Zues Party Annual Happy

I love you, Zo. That's yours to keep. No matter what. By Pamela Todd Love Matter

Zazen is an activity that is an extension of the universe. Zazen is not the life of an individual, it's the universe that's breathing. By Dogen Zazen Universe Activity Extension Individual

The story of Zenia ought to begin when Zenia began. It must have been someplace long ago and distant in space, thinks Tony; someplace bruised, and very tangled. A European print, hand-tinted, ochre-coloured, with dusty sunlight and a lot of bushes in it- bushes with thick leaves and ancient twisted roots, behind which, out of sight in the undergrowth and hinted at only by a boot protruding, or a slack hand, something ordinary but horrifying is taking place. By Margaret Atwood Zenia Began Story Begin Tony

But in vain I set out to visit the city: forced to remain motionless and always the same, in order to be more easily remembered, Zora has languished, disintegrated, disappeared. The earth has forgotten her. By Italo Calvino Zora Disintegrated Disappeared City Forced

A conversation with Miss Zwida would lead me inevitably to talk about seashells, and I cannot decide what attitude to take, whether to pretend absolute ignorance or to call on a remote experience now vague; it is my relationship with my life, consisting of things never concluded and half erased, that the subject of seashells forces me to contemplate; hence the uneasiness that finally puts me to flight. By Italo Calvino Seashells Miss Zwida Vague Life

Life without zazen is like winding your clock without setting it. It runs perfectly well, but it dosen't tell time. By Shunryu Suzuki Life Zazen Winding Clock Setting

Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. Veelox. By D.j. Machale Veelox Siry Simple Shattering Word

Bulgarian phrase zryala vuzrast, ripe age, which they use for the period before one is truly old. She By Garth Greenwell Bulgarian Vuzrast Ripe Age Phrase

He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang. By Devon Monk Boomerang Undead Zomberang

AH, MY THREE FAVORITE WORDS: Carter, shut up. Zia By Rick Riordan Carter Words Favorite Zia Shut

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television. By Jhonen Vasquez Invader Zim Television Lot Kids

Here's your first lesson in Zompoc 101, kid. The easiest way to kill a zombie is to kill it before it becomes a zombie By Cedric Nye Zompoc Kid Lesson Kill Zombie

Our Z's been fucking Loren Blake. By P.c. Cast Blake Loren Fucking

Zigzag... don't bunch up. Weave like a drunk on New Year's... Got it? By Max Allan Collins Zigzag Year Weave Bunch Drunk

Mouldy blanket? ALBUS By John Tiffany Albus Mouldy Blanket

Zenia has stolen something from him, the one thing he always kept safe before, from all women, even from Roz. Call it his soul. She slipped it out of his breast pocket when he wasn't looking, easy as rolling a drunk, and looked at it, and bit it to see if it was genuine, and sneered at it for being so small after all, and then tossed it away, because she's the kind of woman who wants what she doesn't have and gets what she wants and then despises what she gets. What By Margaret Atwood Roz Zenia Women Stolen Thing

What is called zazen is sitting on a zafu [pillow] in a quiet room, absolutely still, in the exact and proper position and without uttering a word, the mind empty of any thought, good or wicked. It is continuing to sit peacefully, facing a wall, and nothing more. Every day. By Taisen Deshimaru Pillow Zafu Room Absolutely Word

The thick plottens. By Lev Grossman Plottens Thick

Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad. By William Shakespeare Zounds Dad Bethumped Words Called

Samad! My mouth is like the grave! Whatever is told to me dies with me.Whatever was told to Zinat invariably lit up the telephone network, rebounded off aerials, radio waves, and satellites along the way, picked up finally by advanced alien civilizations as it bounced through the atmosphere of planets far removed from this one. By Zadie Smith Samad Told Zinat Grave Mouth

I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all. By Mike Tyson Zoloft Yall Killing

Zenia," he said, "I'm not good at it - tea and cakes. I have no patience with it." She looked directly at him. "I suppose you would prefer to eat on the ground with your fingers?" Her dry remark seemed to take him aback. He looked at her with a faint frown. "Shall I sprinkle some sand on the butter," she asked, "to put you more at ease?"He tilted up one corner of his mouth. "No." He lifted his cup, extending his little finger with an exaggerated delicacy. "I can play, if I must. How does your dear aunt do, Lady Winter? I hear she has the vapors once an hour. I have a receipt for a rhubarb plaster - most efficacious! Of course, if you prefer a more permanent cure, nothing can surpass a fatal dose of arsenic. By Laura Kinsale Zenia Tea Cakes Good Looked

It occurs to me that even though Zoya and I are both still alive, my life is already over. She will be taken from me soon and there will be no reason for me to continue without her. We are one person, you see. We are GeorgyandZoya. By John Boyne Zoya Alive Occurs Life Person

Tonstant Weader fwowed up. By Dorothy Parker Weader Tonstant Fwowed

What hostile parasite is tunneling through her sphincter? (Zarina) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Zarina Sphincter Hostile Parasite Tunneling

Zendagi migzara. Life goes on. By Khaled Hosseini Zendagi Migzara Life

Could you conjugate that? To sleaze. I sleaze. You sleaze. We all have sleazen. By Armistead Maupin Sleaze Conjugate Sleazen

This fertilized ovum, known as a zygote, is a large diploid cell that is the beginning, or primordium, of a human being. By Keith L. Moore Ovum Zygote Beginning Primordium Fertilized

No siege engine could equal the destructive power of Zenobia sitting so close. By Meljean Brook Zenobia Close Siege Engine Equal

I cursed. (S-word, f-word, s-word, d-word, s-word times three, f-word, and a z-word I made up on the spot.) I kicked a brick wall. I said the z-word again in response to the pain that came from kicking a brick wall. By Jeff Strand Sword Fword Cursed Wall Brick

Nights're cold now. Nights g'cold, y'get sick. S'what happens. By Erin Hunter Nights Cold Gcold Yget Sick

Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house. By Henny Youngman Zsa Gabor Housekeeper Expert Divorced

What's that there Slivovitz like?" Helmholtz asked the bartender, squinting at a dusty bottle on the bottom row. He had just finished a sloe gin rickey. "I didn't even know we had it," said the bartender. He put the bottle on the bar, tilting it away from himself so he could read the label. "Prune brandy," he said. "Believe I'll try that next," said Helmholtz. By Kurt Vonnegut Slivovitz Bartender Helmholtz Bottle Prune

Genghises. Large, angry Genghises. By S.j. Kincaid Genghises Large Angry

Success. I turned back to my sandwich, only to find that it wasn't there anymore. Maybe because it had been hijacked. "Give me that!" I told the vamp, who was holding it firmly against his chest, a determined look on his face. "What ees zat?" he demanded, eyeing my prize. "Cheese." I held it up. "Zat ees not cheese." "How do you know?" "Eet is orange." "A lot of cheese is orange." "Non! No cheese ees that color. Cheese comes from zee milk. Zee milk, eet ees white. When 'ave you seen milk that looks like zat?" I held up the square of little slices and pointed at the bold-faced label. "Processed American Cheese." He snatched the package, without letting go of his hostage. And eyed it warily. "Eet says 'cheese food.'" He looked up, obviously perplexed. "What ees thees? Zee cheese, it does not eat. By Karen Chance Cheese Ees Eet Success Zat

This was my first indication of the quality I feel is most characteristic of Zora's work: racial health; a sense of black people as complete, complex, undiminished human beings, a sense that is lacking in so much black writing and literature. By Alice Walker Complex Sense Zora Black Work

Zip zop wop boopity bop. By Bill Cosby Zip Bop Zop Wop Boopity

For the ordinary man, whose mind is a checkerboard of crisscrossing reflections, opinions, and prejudices, bare attention is virtually impossible; his life is thus centered not in reality itself but in his ideas of it. By focusing the mind wholly on each objects and every action, zazen strips it of extraneous thoughts and allows us to enter into a full rapport with life. By Philip Kapleau Opinions Man Reflections Prejudices Bare

There's the yottle in the bottle, whom I do not wish to keep, but the zillow on my pillow always helps me fall asleep. By Dr. Seuss Bottle Asleep Yottle Zillow Pillow

We know Zika's not going to go on vacation. By Rick Scott Zika Vacation

I know Oz, now," she said, and in the carving of the lintel she found that common ideogram, a Z circled with an O. "Usually letters don't hide inside each other," she told Glinda firmly. "No, that's true. In Oz, I suppose, something is always hiding ... By Gregory Maguire Ideogram Carving Lintel Found Common

If you haven't read Zomburbia, you haven't read about zombies. This is a new take and it is scary, freaky, and original. Gallardo resets the zombie bar and it's sky-high. Get this book! By Nancy Holder Zomburbia Read Freaky Scary Original

AZRAEL:No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater ... than central air. By Kevin Smith Azrael Pleasure Rapture Greater Air

rolling eye balls By Homer Rolling Balls Eye

for anything that Hobbits had no immediate use for, but were unwilling to throw away, they called a mathom. By J.r.r. Tolkien Hobbits Mathom Unwilling Throw Called

Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey junior. Zmeyette, even. By Richelle Mead God Zmey Zmeyette Daughter Junior

Georgie grabbed a Zima then poured it into a cup so she wouldn't look like she was drinking Zima. By Rainbow Rowell Zima Georgie Grabbed Poured Cup

Zsadist: I didn't make up the rules of this scenarioWrath: You'll die if you go by yourself.Zsadist: Well ... I'm kind of ready to get off the ride.Phury felt his skin get tight all over. By J.r. Ward Zsadist Scenariowrath Yourselfzsadist Make Rules

The thrush called strangeness into the sunset. By Georg Trakl Sunset Thrush Called Strangeness

The prospect of a world that contains neither humans nor Z's is not so terrifying. Nature will take its world back. Animals will frolic and fight. There will be no lord of the manor, which is not such a bad thing, because it seems to me that people have done a pretty poor job of guiding the biosphere for the last few thousand years. By John Green Terrifying World Prospect Humans Nature

Zazen is better than a home. Zazen is a home that you can't ever lose. By Ruth Ozeki Zazen Home Lose

Zona spat a stream of Spanish that overwhelmed translation, a long and liquid curse. By William Gibson Spanish Zona Translation Curse Spat

I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six By Janet Evanovich Cynthia Lotte Hot Zit Change

In zazen, one is one's present self, what one was, and what one will be, all at once. By Peter Matthiessen Zazen Present

Thee'th not to be touched, the goat screamed, spraying spittle all over Zollo. Thee hath to be a maid, you foolth! Thee'th worth a bag of thapphireth! By George R R Martin Zollo Touched Screamed Spraying Theeth

Zazen is seated meditation-the opposite of contemplation-the emptying of the mind of all thoughts in order simply to be. In the midst of all evil, not a thought is aroused in the mind-this is called za. Seeing into one's Self-nature, not being moved at all-this is called Zen. By Huineng Zazen Seated Meditationthe Opposite Contemplationthe

I don't like it when people dress up like Zim, because they look like Hulks. By Jhonen Vasquez Zim Hulks People Dress

I have maggots in my scrotum. By Trey Parker Scrotum Maggots

Zig when the world expects you to zag By James Patterson Zig Zag World Expects

Whatever are Snorks?""Don't you really know what a Snork is?" said Snufkin in amazement. "They must be the same family as you, I should think, because they look the same, except that they aren't often white. They can be any color in the world (like an Easter egg), and they change color when they get upset."Moomintroll looked quite angry. "Well!" he said. "I've never heard of that branch of the family. A real Moomintroll is always white. Changing color indeed! What an idea! By Tove Jansson Snorks Snork Snufkin Amazement Moomintroll

Zag when they think you'll zig. By Richard Powers Zag Zig

He was the first to reach the aircraft, and he went for the door that by some miracle was facing outward and not into the concrete wall. Wrenching the thing open, and getting out his flashlight, he didn't know what to expect inside - smoke? Fumes? Blood and body parts?Zsadist was sitting rigid in a backward-facing seat, his big body strapped in, both hands locked on the armrests. The Brother was staring straight ahead and not blinking."Have we stopped moving?" he said hoarsely By J.r. Ward Aircraft Wall Reach Door Miracle

Avoid activities outdoor.If you like to take an afternoon nap sleep under bed net. So these are measures that can be done to minimize [the] chance of infection [with Zika virus]. By Margaret Chan Avoid Net Activities Outdoorif Afternoon

My name,' said the mattress, 'is Zem. We could discuss the weather a little.' Marvin paused again in his weary circular pplod. 'The dew,' he observed, 'has clearly fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning.' He resumed his walk, as if inspired by this conversational outburst to fresh heights of gloom and despondency. He plodded tenaciously. If he had had teeth he would have gritted them at this point. He hadn't. He didn't. The mere plod said it all. The mattress flolloped around. By Douglas Adams Zem Mattress Discuss Weather Marvin

Early on, Zinkoff's mother impressed upon her son the etiquette of throwing up: That is, do not throw up at random, but throw up into something, preferably a toilet or bucket. Since toilets or buckets are not always handy, Zinkoff has learned to reach for the nearest container. Thus, at one time or another he has thrown up into soup bowls, flowerpots, wastebaskets, trash bins, shopping bags, winter boots, kitchen sinks and, once, a clown's hat. But never his father's mailbag. By Jerry Spinelli Zinkoff Throw Early Random Preferably

Barking spiders! By Scott Westerfeld Barking Spiders

Zorba is beautiful, but something is missing. The earth is his, but the heaven is missing. He is earthly, rooted, like a giant cedar, but he has no wings. He cannot fly into the sky. He has roots but no wings. By Rajneesh Missing Zorba Beautiful Wings Rooted

I don't know who Azazel is," he said. "Isn't he the cat from The Smurfs?" He cast about , but Isabelle just looked up and rolled her eyes at him."Clary?" he thoughtHer voice came through, tinged with alarm. "What is it? What happened? Did my mom find out I'm gone?""Not yet," he thought back. "Is Azazel the cat from The Smurfs?" There was a long pause. "That's Azrael, Simon. And no more using the magic rings for Smurf questions. By Cassandra Clare Azazel Smurfs Clary Cat Isabelle

Ziri's soul felt like the high roaming wind of the Adelphas Mountains and the beat of stormhunters' wings, like the beautiful, mournful, eternal song of the wind flutes that had filled their caves with music he could not possibly remember. It felt like home. By Laini Taylor Adelphas Mountains Wind Mournful Felt

This continuous monologue that seeks to become a dialogue... (Zoltan Galos) By Z.j. Galos Dialogue Zoltan Galos Continuous Monologue

Emily Zola.That's only the second woman I've seen down here. What's up with that?"But before St. Clair can answer, the grating voice says, "It's Emile." We turn around to find a smug guy in a Euro Disney sweatshirt. "Emile Zola is a man."My face burns. I reach for St. Clair's arm to pull us away again,but St. Clair is already in his face. "Emile Zola was a man," he corrects. "And you're an arse. Why don't you mind your own bloody business and leave her alone! By Stephanie Perkins Clair Emile Emily Zola Woman

Listeria, wisteria. Ha. Funny words. She By Liane Moriarty Listeria Wisteria Funny Words

- You look fine. - Right. I look fine. Except I don't, said Zora, tugging sadly at her man's nightshirt. This was why Kiki had dreaded having girls: she knew she wouldn't be able to protect them from self-disgust. By Zadie Smith Fine Zora Kiki Tugging Nightshirt

OMG YOU GUYS it has come to my attention that SOMEONE on the internet is saying that my fictional 19th century zombies are NOT SCIENTIFICALLY SOUND. Naturally, I am crushed. To think, IF ONLY I'd consulted with a zombologist or two before sitting down to write, I could've avoided ALL THIS EMBARRASSMENT. By Cherie Priest Omg Sound Guys Scientifically Fictional

The minutes dragged by, and a hush fell over the village. This was the time Azzie loved best, the minutes approaching midnight, when the complexition of the world changed, when the sanctities of evening are forgotten, and the saving grace of dawn was still far away. It was in these hours, between midnight and dawn, that evil always felt most at peace with itself, most experimental, most in need of strangeness and sin, most in need of producing the ever-pervading perversions which needed constant renewal, and the doing of which was a delight to the evil soul. By Roger Zelazny Minutes Village Dragged Hush Fell

I swear, Z. I was hoping you'd use this time here to show Artemis that you can mingle with people again. (Acheron)Sure you were. Why don't you cover me in shit and tell me it's mud while you're at it? (Zarek) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Artemis Swear Acheron Hoping Time

Scummer, pox and wound rot!" roared Tunstall, slamming his fist down on the bed. "Gods cursed the pig-tarsed mammering craven currish beef-witted bum-licking gut-griping louts that did this to me! May every flea, leech and hookworm in all creation find and feast upon them! By Tamora Pierce Tunstall Scummer Pox Rot Roared

Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis. By Ilona Andrews Syphilis Lots Magically Delicious

I rubbed at my temple, where the zit was gone. It still hurt a little , though, deep under the skin. I hate those zits that burrow underground. You think they've vanished, but no, they just barricade themselves right next to the bone and hurt. By Lili St. Crow Temple Rubbed Hurt Deep Skin

Plague in the city, Master Azereos, the Counsels By Anonymous Master Azereos Counsels Plague City

All this [Soviet labor camp for political prisoners] brings about one marked change in your physical appearance; by the end of your first year, you will have what are known as 'zek's eyes.' The look in a zek's eyes is impossible to describe, but once encountered, it is never forgotten. When you emerge, your friends, embracing you, will exclaim: 'Your eyes! Your eyes have changed!' And not one of your tormentors will be able to bear your scrutiny. They will turn away from it, like beaten dogs. By Irina Ratushinskaya Soviet Eyes Zek Prisoners Brings

Ziege hits it high for Heskey who isn't playing By Alan Green Heskey Ziege Playing Hits High

BOSS: We need something gross that also communicates easy-to-use. EMPLOYEE: Cheez Whiz? BOSS: Brilliant. Cheez Whiz it is. Now get back to working on names for that jar of fluffy marshmallow insides. By Jim Gaffigan Boss Cheez Employee Whiz Communicates

That circular loop was fatal. Patsy giving them their Latin name, herpes zoster, describing how the pain attacked the line of the nerves, something Dilly knew beyond the Latin words when she had wept night after night, as they oozed and bled, when nothing, no tablet, no prayer, no interceding, could do anything for her, a punishment so acute that she often felt one half of her body was in mutiny against By Edna O'brien Fatal Latin Circular Loop Night

To Mr. Jones, she said, imagine you're looking up at a blue sky, and imagine a tiny airplane skywriting the letter Z. Then let the wind erase the letter. Then imagine the plane writing the letter Y. Let the wind erase it. Then the letter X. Erase it. Then the letter W. Let the wind erase it. By Chuck Palahniuk Jones Letter Erase Wind Imagine

Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it. By Richelle Mead Zeklos Delight Wit Barely

Have you ever had such a horrible day that you wondered why your mother didn't just eat you at birth like a gerbil does and spare you the hassle?We've all had days like that. I've had a lot of them - way more than my fair share if I want to be whiny about it (which I don't because I try really hard not to be a whiner), but none can compare to the day I accidentally opened a demon portal with my zit cream. By Erin Lynn Hassle Day Horrible Wondered Mother

Zis and zat' when uttered by the French is considered charming, but 'dis and dat' as an Africanism is ridiculed as gross and ugly. By Alice Childress French Africanism Zis Zat Charming

M. Zola is determined to show that, if he has not got genius, he can at least be dull. By Oscar Wilde Zola Genius Dull Determined Show