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These guys put the 'bone' in Zamboni By John Rosengren Bone Zamboni Guys Put

Zarya started to speak, then paused as she caught sight of Kyr in the doorway. He was staring a hole through Nykyrian. Syn nudged Nykyrian slightly to get his attention. "Look, Kip. Your friend wants to say hi." Nykyrian scoffed. "Damn, you're slow, Syn. He's been eyeballing me for about five minutes now." Syn snorted. "Eyeballing. Ar, ar. I get it." Unamused, Nykyrian released an elongated breath, but Zarya thought it was funny. Sick, By Sherrilyn Kenyon Kyr Nykyrian Syn Speak Doorway

I'm a little goofy sometimes; I can get a little wacky. By Tamala Jones Wacky Goofy

Mouse-brained fool By Erin Hunter Mousebrained Fool

Always smiling ,Has not he put smile on your face too ?clam and rational ,Was not he there when you needed him ? He was always there to listen to you,Right ? He always stopped to help you,He was always on your side and stayed with you through any challenge you encountered, Didn't He ? But has anybody ever though about how "he' really feels ? Has anybody wondered what his heart wants? No ! But that is alright,He fights by himself,That's the curse of a strong heart because nobody asks whether its hurt,That's Zaki That's his Story By Mohammed Zaki Ansari Smiling Clam Rational Youright Encountered

For the ordinary man, whose mind is a checkerboard of crisscrossing reflections, opinions, and prejudices, bare attention is virtually impossible; his life is thus centered not in reality itself but in his ideas of it. By focusing the mind wholly on each objects and every action, zazen strips it of extraneous thoughts and allows us to enter into a full rapport with life. By Philip Kapleau Opinions Man Reflections Prejudices Bare

I am very clever. I am sure and could figure it out and shazam! Tomasz saves the world again. By Patrick Ness Clever Shazam Tomasz Figure Saves

Zaphod had never heard of this. He believed that he had heard of all the fun things in the Galaxy, so he assumed that the Total Perspective Vortex was not fun. By Douglas Adams Zaphod Heard Galaxy Total Perspective

Zazen is an activity that is an extension of the universe. Zazen is not the life of an individual, it's the universe that's breathing. By Dogen Zazen Universe Activity Extension Individual

At some point, Roth had gotten hold of my cell and replaced Zayne's name with Stony and listed his own number under Sexy Beast. What a tool By Jennifer L. Armentrout Roth Beast Zayne Stony Sexy

Zues?" I said."His computer. He named it." Then she whispered conspiratorially, "He acts like it's a person.""I do not," he said as we walked down the hall toward his room."You gave it a birthday party," she said.Grayson stopped walking for a moment. "Annual hard-drive maintenance and software upgrades do not count as a birthday party.""No," she said. "But singing 'Happy Birthday' to it does."He took a deep breath. They've obviously been through this before. "You know I was testing the new voice-recognition software."Natalie looked at me. "Birthday party. By James Ponti Birthday Zues Party Annual Happy

Zambo, who is a black Hercules, as willing as any horse, and about as intelligent. By Arthur Conan Doyle Zambo Hercules Horse Intelligent Black

'How big's your dick?' Zak blurted. His father gave a roar of outrage. 'How good's your dental plan?' asked Number Five. Zak laughed. 'You can't ask that,' his father snapped at his side. 'My favorite composer is Rachmaninov. My last client moved to New Zealand. There's nothing stuck to my shoe. I had fruit for breakfast and I don't waste my time worrying. I make sure there's never anything to worry about.' He walked across the room and put his mouth close to Zak's ear. 'In answer to your last. How responsive's your gag reflex?' By Barbara Elsborg Dick Zak Big Father Number

Life without zazen is like winding your clock without setting it. It runs perfectly well, but it dosen't tell time. By Shunryu Suzuki Life Zazen Winding Clock Setting

Think not-thinking. How do you think not-thinking? Nonthinking. This is the essential art of zazen. By Ruth Ozeki Notthinking Nonthinking Zazen Essential Art

Zabi and I know each other like the wind knows the sky, each one separate, yet always together, two halves of a whole. By Mary Funk Zabi Sky Separate Wind Halves

Zahir, in Arabic, means visible, present, incapable of going unnoticed. It is someone or something which, once we have come into contact with them or it, gradually occupies our every thought, until we can think of nothing else. This can be considered either a state of holiness or of madness. By Paulo Coelho Arabic Zahir Present Visible Incapable

Hugh Liedtke had a simple rule of thumb: Pick a name that started with either A or Z, so you would be first or last in the telephone listings. With that in mind, the team chose Zapata Petroleum Corporation, after the Marlon Brando movie Viva Zapata!, which was playing in Midland. By Jon Meacham Pick Liedtke Hugh Thumb Listings

I'm willing to zap conservatives when they do things that are not libertarian. By William Safire Libertarian Zap Conservatives Things

Z - ds! damn the lock! 'fore Gad, you must be civil! Plague on't!'t is past a jest - nay prithee, pox! Give her the hair" - he spoke, and rapp'd his box. By Alexander Pope Gad Pox Damn Lock Fore

In zazen, one is one's present self, what one was, and what one will be, all at once. By Peter Matthiessen Zazen Present

But that's incredible." "No, Zaphod. Just very very improbable." "Er, yeah. By Douglas Adams Zaphod Incredible Yeah Improbable

Skulduggery: You won't want to move any sudden moves until we reach the road - I'll know if you crazy kids disturbs the air around the nice bag of explosivesValkyrie: Blow it upSkulduggery: Can't do thatValkyrie: Why not?Skulduggery: Not a bomb. It's a bag with collapsible jacks; for changin tyresValkryie: What about the remote?Skulduggery: It opens my garage door. Don't tell them, but it doesn't even have any batteries in it By Derek Landy Skulduggery Blow Road Explosivesvalkyrie Upskulduggery

Jeffrey Zeldman had an astonishing ability to craft a seductive coolness using educated references, dry humor, and retro/organic imagery. By Matt Mullenweg Zeldman Jeffrey References Dry Humor

I couldn't shake Zander's beady red eyes or the noise of his pounding wings behind us. His hot breath and foul stench reached for us, but couldn't catch us as we soared above liquid green fields in the Realm Beyond. By Dianne Bright Zander Shake Beady Red Eyes

I glanced up at Zay, then walked over to stand next to him. "You look good with a baby in your arms," he murmured. I took his hand, careful with his fingers that were still wrapped in tape. "Don't get your hopes up, Jones. I'm not the settling-down type." "Want to bet on that?" he asked. "Sure." I made a fist; so did he. We pumped three times. I threw paper. Zayvion threw scissors. I'd lost. Startled, I looked up at him. "Two out of three?" Zay grinned. So did I. By Devon Monk Glanced Walked Stand Zay Jones

Zamunda represent everything that is kewl and real about vagabonding ... being the person that discovered Zamunda (for independent travelers) during the research of my book, Vagabonding, I am happy to see a well written guide done by the boyz and girl at BootsnAll By Rolf Potts Vagabonding Zamunda Represent Kewl Real

Success. I turned back to my sandwich, only to find that it wasn't there anymore. Maybe because it had been hijacked. "Give me that!" I told the vamp, who was holding it firmly against his chest, a determined look on his face. "What ees zat?" he demanded, eyeing my prize. "Cheese." I held it up. "Zat ees not cheese." "How do you know?" "Eet is orange." "A lot of cheese is orange." "Non! No cheese ees that color. Cheese comes from zee milk. Zee milk, eet ees white. When 'ave you seen milk that looks like zat?" I held up the square of little slices and pointed at the bold-faced label. "Processed American Cheese." He snatched the package, without letting go of his hostage. And eyed it warily. "Eet says 'cheese food.'" He looked up, obviously perplexed. "What ees thees? Zee cheese, it does not eat. By Karen Chance Cheese Ees Eet Success Zat

Don't worry; this won't hurt ... too much. Zander deVries By Cherise Sinclair Worry Hurt Zander Devries

I'm the wacky one. Wacky. Wacky. By Zac Hanson Wacky

As soon as they were spotted, one of the jerk's buddies pointed at me and said, "Arrest her! She's the one who killed Zak!"Why I outta ... Wait Zak? I thought we all agreed he was Captain Asshole? Oh, no ... Guess that was just me. By Bella Shadow Arrest Zak Spotted Jerk Buddies

Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Surprise Dickhead Mama Zarek Forgot

I hate that word, 'quirky.' It's like the worst f - king word in the world. By Norman Reedus Quirky Word Hate King World

I meeped something to the affirmative, and then flew out into the hall. My entire body was flaming as I pressed one hand against my still-tingling lips and the image of Zayne's behind emblazoned itself into my eye sockets.He had a great ass.And from what I'd seen, he wasn't hurting in any other department either. By Jennifer L. Armentrout Affirmative Hall Meeped Flew Zayne

If you should be walking and, suddenly and unaccountably, smell lavender and mothballs, you may have just passed a corner of Zarenyia's intra-dimensional closet. By Jonathan L. Howard Zarenyia Suddenly Unaccountably Smell Mothballs

I'm a quirky dude, man. By Tony Oller Man Dude Quirky

Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning! By J.r.r. Tolkien Struck Lightning

One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn't understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so - but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence, the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous. By Douglas Adams Stupid Pretending Trillian Zaphod Guard

Poor Mr. Zum now he was un-fun and had no funs left who wanted to entertain him. What a qerbackle, what an un-fun pickle to be in. By Coco J. Ginger Zum Poor Unfun Funs Left

Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed."So awesome!" Echo yelled back."He is funny," a nymph ventured."And cute, in a scrawny way," another said."Scrawny?" Leo asked. "Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot. By Rick Riordan Awesome Scrawny God Leo Baby

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face. By Eoin Colfer Zaphod Beeblebrox Face Understand Grateful

Zaphod Beeblebrox crawled bravely along a tunnel, like the hell of a guy he was. He was very confused, but he continued crawling doggedly anyway because he was that brave. By Douglas Adams Beeblebrox Zaphod Tunnel Crawled Bravely

All those zany comedies have instilled a sense of pace in me. By Jerry Zucker Zany Comedies Instilled Sense Pace

I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy By James Patterson Gazzy Snickuhs Bahs Vill Destroy

I figure this," said Zaphod. "Whatever happened to my mind, I did it. And I did it in such a way that it wouldn't be detected by the Government screening tests. By Douglas Adams Zaphod Figure Mind Government Tests

Arty. To me the word's got as much venom associated with it as 'wacky'. By Alex Kapranos Arty Wacky Word Venom

Templeton was down there now, rummaging around. When he returned to the barn, he carried in his mouth an advertisement he had torn from a crumpled magazine. How's this?" he asked, showing the ad to Charlotte.It says 'Crunchy.' 'Crunchy' would be a good word to write in your web."Just the wrong idea," replied Charlotte. "Couldn't be worse. We don't want Zuckerman to think Wilbur is crunchy. He might start thinking about crisp, crunchy bacon and tasty ham. That would put ideas into his head. We must advertise Wilbur's noble qualities, not his tastiness. By E.b. White Crunchy Templeton Rummaging Wilbur Charlotte

Zara." He sighs. The wind bellows outside. "How can I make you understand this? I need your mom. If I don't get her, more boys will die.""That's ridiculous.""No, it's just how it is."I think for a second. "If that's true, then why did Ian try to turn me?"He loses his composure. His face shifts into something worried, something almost human. "Did he kiss you?""Almost. Betty killed him first."He almost smiles. He pulls his hand through his hair. "Betty is fierce.""Is that why you stay away when she's here?""Not even a pixie wants to tangle with a tiger."He blows on the ember in his hand. It turns to dust."You seem like you could handle almost anything," I say."This?" He smirks. "Parlor tricks. By Carrie Jones Zara Betty Hand Sighs Ian

Zazen's music is composed in other dimensions and it is played by some of my students. I go through the music they have played with my aura and wash out anything impure. By Frederick Lenz Zazen Students Music Played Composed

At some point Zania nods off, still bent over, and her head ends up on Kope's thigh. Hahahaha, the bloke is frozen as stone, trying not to be affected. By Wendy Higgins Zania Kope Hahahaha Thigh Point

One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other turned round to see what the first was looking at, but it wasn't looking at anything very much. By Douglas Adams Zaphod Heads Looked Turned Round

Zappa was very technical and impressed by things that were musically challenging - weird time signatures, strange keys, awkward chord sequences. Zappa was important to me as an example of everything I didn't want to do. I'm very grateful to him, actually. By Brian Eno Zappa Challenging Weird Signatures Strange

Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up. By Douglas Adams Marvin Started Ironical Humming Zaphod

[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I'm looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957. By Bill Watterson Scrabble Calvin Word Hobbes Zqfmgb

Otchky-potchky, itchky-pitch,Pay attention to this witch.A donkey takes you to a knight Him you conquer in a fight.Then you wed a princess whoIs even uglier than you.Ha ha ha and cockadoodle,The magic words are 'Apple Strudel By William Steig Otchkypotchky Apple Strudel Attention Witcha

I don't carry off 'quirky.' By Luke Evans Quirky Carry

Acronym, n.I remember the first time you signed an email with SWAK. I didn't know what it meant. It sounded violent, like a slap connecting. SWAK! Batman knocking down the Riddler. SWAK! Cries of "Liar! Liar!" Tears. SWAK! So I wrote back: SWAK? And the next time you wrote, ten minutes later, you explained.I loved the ridiculous image I got from that, of you leaning over your laptop, touching your lips gently to the screen, sealing your words to me before turning them into electricity. Now every time you SWAK me, the echo of that electricity remains. By David Levithan Swak Acronym Liar Time Remember

Our customers call and e-mail us to say that's how it feels when a Zappos box arrives. And that's how we view this company. By Tony Hsieh Zappos Arrives Customers Call Email

Zarek? (Astrid)What?! (Zarek)Don't use that tone with me. I like to know where people are in my house. Be nice, or I'll make you wear a cowbell. (Astrid) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Zarek Astrid House Nice Cowbell

Z is like a motorcycle with no one on it. Beautiful. Going nowhere. By Cheryl Strayed Beautiful Motorcycle

Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it. By Douglas Adams Zaphod Felt Teetering Edge Madness

I want to be the guy in a movie who's, I don't know, out walking his rabbit on a leash (I don't have a rabbit) and knows exactly how to strike up a quirky, compelling conversation. Though maybe if you're walking a rabbit on a leash, you don't even have to speak; the rabbit does the work for you. Not that Zuzana seems like the rabbity type. Maybe if I were walking a fox on a leash. Or a hyena. Yeah, if I had a hyena, I'd probably never have to start a conversation again.Except for, Sorry my hyena ate your leg. By Laini Taylor Rabbit Leash Walking Quirky Compelling

Zara. We all need to rescue and we all need to be rescued. By Carrie Jones Zara Rescued Rescue

I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins. By Will Ferrell Muggins Cottonheaded Ninny

Zak felt himself drawing inward like a snail, pulling back all his vulnerable parts, which was just about everything, and hiding inside his shell. Trouble was he didn't have a thick shell. By Barbara Elsborg Shell Zak Snail Pulling Parts

Every day Zuigan used to call out to himself, "Master!" and then he answered himself, "Yes, Sir!" And he added, "Awake, Awake!" and then answered, "Yes, Sir! Yes, Sir!""From now onwards, do not be deceived by others!" "No, Sir! I will not, Sir!" By Wumen Huikai Sir Master Awake Zuigan Answered

My name is Bolt, Lightning Bolt. By Usain Bolt Bolt Lightning

Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool. By Billy Joel Call Joker Fool Cool Moment

Kaz had been impressed with the sketches. "You think like a lockpick," he'd told Wylan. "I do not." "I mean you can see space along three axes." "I'm not a criminal," Wylan protested. Kaz had cast him an almost pitying look. "No, you're a flautist who fell in with bad company. By Leigh Bardugo Sketches Kaz Wylan Impressed Lockpick

Norm Zuckerman was approaching seventy and as CEO of Zoom, a megasize sports manufacturing conglomerate, he had more money than Trump. He looked, however, like a beatnik trapped in a bad acid trip. Retro, Norm had explained earlier, was cresting, and he was catching the wave by wearing a psychedelic poncho, fatigue pants, love beads, and an earring with a dangling peace sign. Groovy, man. His black-to-gray beard was unruly enough to nest beetle larvae, his hair newly curled like something out of a bad production of Godspell. Che By Harlan Coben Zoom Trump Zuckerman Ceo Norm

Hey this is terrific!" Zaphod said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us! By Douglas Adams Hey Terrific Zaphod Kill

The uniqueness of zazen lies in this: that the mind is freed from bondage to all thought forms, visions, objects, and imaginings, however sacred or elevating, and brought to a state of absolute emptiness, from which alone it may one day perceive its own true nature, or the nature of the universe. By Philip Kapleau Visions Objects Nature Forms Imaginings

Step into the marketplace with some sizzle, spice, spunk and shazam! By Catrice M. Jackson Spice Step Sizzle Spunk Shazam

haze-brained nitwitpickle-head froggy leg soupmurky daunting gone By Moonshine Noire Hazebrained Nitwitpicklehead Froggy Leg Soupmurky

What's that?" "Jane!" Gansey said joyfully.Adam said, "It's a wizard in a box.""It will do your homework," Noah added."And it's been dating your girlfriend," Ronan finished.Blue scowled. "Are you all drunk? By Maggie Stiefvater Jane Noah Ronan Gansey Box

Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many relatively new Muggle electrical artifacts. By J.k. Rowling Muggle Chizpurfle Artifacts Infestations Explain

...Zachary winched a few more letters onto his last name and declared himself king of the Z aficionados. By Ammon Shea Zachary Aficionados Winched Letters Declared

An ugly man, with a face sharp like a weasel and a habit of running a flickering tongue over his lips before he speaks. But most ugly of all are his eyes: blue, bright blue. When people see them, they flinch. Such things are freakish. He is lucky he was not killed at birth. By Madeline Miller Man Speaks Blue Ugly Face

Inchallah" (God willing.)- MISCHIEF IN FEZ By Eleanor Hoffmann Inchallah God Mischief Fez Willing

I've always hated Zagat. If I'm going to listen to someone else's opinions on restaurants, I don't care if I agree or not. I just want to know who they are. By Ruth Reichl Zagat Hated Restaurants Listen Opinions

I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE ... -Bubba By Sherrilyn Kenyon People Attack Zombie Telling Oto

Zakhor. Al Tichkah. Remember. Never forget. By Tatiana De Rosnay Zakhor Remember Tichkah Forget

I decided on Assata Olugbala Shakur. Assata means "She who struggles," Olugbala means "Love for the people," and i took the name Shakur out of respect for Zayd and Zayd's family. Shakur means "the thankful. By Assata Shakur Olugbala Shakur Assata Zayd Love

To these Teachers of Zen; you want a zafu cushion? sit your zen ass on a bicycleseat and peddle into hurricane wind for 8 hours at your max effort; there is your ENGAGED ZEN! By Steve Ilg Teachers Zen Cushion Zafu Engaged

Zebras dream of polka-dots By Phil Caruso Zebras Polkadots Dream

Behind the candle, Dax's face turned red and he sputtered as if suppressing a cough. A flash seared my eyes as the wick ignited."That's rude." His outraged expression was comical."You wanted it lit.""Yeah, but I didn't want to do it for you!" He glanced around the room as if seeking the patience to deal with an unruly child. "Zaltanas and their weird powers, forcing me to light the candle. Pah! To think I wanted to live vicariously through your adventures. By Maria V. Snyder Dax Cough Candle Face Turned

Zazen is seated meditation-the opposite of contemplation-the emptying of the mind of all thoughts in order simply to be. In the midst of all evil, not a thought is aroused in the mind-this is called za. Seeing into one's Self-nature, not being moved at all-this is called Zen. By Huineng Zazen Seated Meditationthe Opposite Contemplationthe

Polka dots are fabulous. By Yayoi Kusama Polka Fabulous Dots

He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. "There," she finished, slapping Frank Zappa's Greatest Hits on top of the pile. "That should do for a start." "You are a music lover," said the wide-eyed cashier. "No, I'm a kleptomaniac." And she dashed out the door. He was so utterly shocked that it took him a moment to run after her. With a meaningful nod in the direction of the astounded Cahills, she barreled down the cobblestone street with her load. "Fermati!" shouted the cashier, scrambling in breathless pursuit. Nellie let a few CDs drop and watched with satisfaction over her shoulder as the clerk stopped to pick them up. The trick would be to keep the chase going just long enough for Amy and Dan to search Disco Volante. Yikes, she reflected suddenly, I'm starting to think like a Cahill ... And if she was nuts enough to hang around this family, it was only going to get worse. By Gordon Korman Awe Stacked Enormous Armload Music

A guy walks up to me and asks, "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and say. "That's punk!". So he kicks over the garbage can and says, "That's Punk?", and I say, "No that's trendy! By Green Day Punk Guy Walks Garbage Kick

My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just ... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere! By Katt Williams Tired Legs Tinktinktinktinktinktink Sparks Paperclips

Lately, I've been playing very fashion-forward, popular girls, which is great because it's led me to things like this Nintendo 3DS 'Style Savvy' campaign. It'd be fun to do something a bit dorkier - or quirkier! By Sarah Hyland Campaign Nintendo Style Savvy Fashionforward

This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?""Yes," said Harry, still breathing hard."You're quite sure of that, are you, Potter?""Yes," said Harry, with a touch more defiance."This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?""Yes," said Harry firmly."Then why," asked Snape, "does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?"Harry's heart missed a beat. "That's my nickname," he said. By J.k. Rowling Potter Harry Advanced Blotts Snape

So violent. You want to mug and tase everybody these days.""I do," Zuzana agreed. "I swear I hate more poeple every day. Everyone annoys me. If I'm like this now, what am I going to be like when I'm old?""You'll be the mean old biddy who fires a BB gun at kids from her balcony.""Nah. BBs just rile 'em up. More like a crossbow. Or a bazooka. By Laini Taylor Violent Zuzana Nah Days Agreed

It's the wild colour scheme that freaks me," said Zaphod whose love affair with this ship had lasted almost three minutes into the flight, "Every time you try to operate on of these weird black controls that are labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it. What is this? Some kind of galactic hyperhearse? By Douglas Adams Black Zaphod Flight Background Wild

Weetzie could see himit was a man, a little man in a turban, with a jewel in his nose, harem pants, and curly-toed slippers. "Lanky Lizards!" Weetzie exclaimed."Greetings," said the man in an odd voice, a rich, dark purr."Oh, shit!" Weetzie said."I beg your pardon? Is that your wish? By Francesca Lia Block Weetzie Man Turban Nose Harem

I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it. By Rachel Caine Shane Asshat Girlfriend Band Nerd

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name. By Eric Idle Alan Zweibel Reading Loud Makes

Mayhem now, please. By Seanan Mcguire Mayhem

It amuses me when I'm described as 'chic.' By Vanessa Paradis Chic Amuses