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Wesat theresmokingcigarettesat5in the morning. By Charles Bukowski Wesat Morning
Windows is the best place; it's the home for the very best Microsoft experiences. By Satya Nadella Microsoft Windows Place Experiences Home
Hi there! This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me. By Douglas Adams Eddie Guys Computer Great Shipboard
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Windows 8 is key to the future, the Surface computer. By Bill Gates Windows Surface Future Computer Key
I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National. By Norma Mccorvey National Operation Rescue Computer Operator
Not to go too far, but Microsoft is probably used by most people out there. By Miguel De Icaza Microsoft People
It became clear to me by 1984 that Microsoft was likely going to be the big winner in the PC software apps and operating system category, partly because of the dynamics of owning and controlling the operating system: that gave you enormous power, and I came to see Bill Gates was fierce competitor. By Mitch Kapor Operating System Microsoft Bill Gates
Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing. By Enid Nemy Christmas Windows Retailing Essential Office
Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type. By Danny Wallace Wagamama Text Type Messaging Aficionados
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In the summer of 1988, I received an interesting call from Bill Gates at Microsoft. He asked whether I'd like to come over and talk about building a new operating system at Microsoft for personal computers. [ ... ] What Bill had to offer was the opportunity to build another operating system, one that was portable [ ... ]. By Dave Cutler Microsoft Gates Bill Summer Received
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Internet Explorer, Microsoft's crashware turd that no one under the age of forty used voluntarily. By Cory Doctorow Explorer Microsoft Internet Voluntarily Crashware
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer. By Erik Naggum Microsoft Answer Question
Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop]. By Scott Mcnealy Windows Dos Apple Horse Poop
The rectum of Wybo Gerritszoon releases a hot fart of horror. By David Mitchell Wybo Gerritszoon Horror Rectum Releases
I appreciate all the devices the Windows people are coming up with, but the operating system ... I just want to smash it. By Tim Daly Windows System Devices People Coming
Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that. By Tom Christiansen Huh Unix Windows Peace Designed
It's Microsoft versus mankind, with Microsoft having only a slight lead. By Larry Ellison Microsoft Mankind Lead Versus Slight
The power of the computer is starting to spread. By Bill Budge Spread Power Computer Starting
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Margowegottagohomeandtell. By John Green Margowegottagohomeandtell
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Then as now the PC held a curious power over restless, analytical people. To start with, the computer carried a psychological appeal not unlike that of an automobile. Both machines were objects of intense attachment for many of their owners - feelings of attachment that went well beyond the utility of the machines. While illustrating the way in which people can form emotional bonds with tools, the symbolisms of the automobile and the PC differed in an important way. The realm of the automobile extended no further than that of fantasy and enjoyment. The PC, by contrast, was a medium for creation. The utility of a PC arose directly from its software. Writing software required little money and, surprisingly, scant experience. By G. Pascal Zachary Automobile Restless Analytical Held Curious
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Run for your lives-the computers are invading. Awesomely powerful computers tackling ever more important tasks with awkward, old-fashioned interfaces. As these machines leak into every corner of our lives, they will annoy us, infuriate us, and even kill a few of us. In turn, we will be tempted to kill our computers, but we won't dare because we are already utterly, irreversibly dependent on these hopeful monsters that make modern life possible. By Alan Cooper Run Invading Computers Livesthe Kill
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Today, the PC is often still considered just a tool, but together we need to make it a lot more than that. We need to make it a path to experiences. By Jim Allchin Today Make Tool Considered Lot
Woord is but wynd; leff woord and tak the dede. By John Lydgate Wynd Leff Dede Woord Tak
Historians will remember the first year of Microsoft Windows 10 for its willful vandalism of many computers through the release of a flawed operating system (OS) and mandatory flaky automatic updates. By Steven Magee Windows Microsoft Historians System Updates
People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows. By Carol Burnett People Cook Invite Dinner Clean
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If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won. By Linus Torvalds Microsoft Linux Won Applications
Mister ... " "Wrexion." Chase supplied with great dignity. "Mr.Hugh G. Wrexion. By Julie Anne Long Mister Wrexion Chase Dignity Mrhugh
At wuntz? What HE do?What HE do? Who do?Wuntz do hoo doo? How do he do hoo doo?Once do who do? What? What!? To wit, WHAT. By Walt Kelly Wuntz Doo Hoo Wit
Hi,Hello,Wuzzup?,cool,now.g'bye! By Bill Nye The Science Guy
Microsoft is one of those rare companies to have truly revolutionized the world through technology, and I couldn't be more honored to have been chosen to lead the company. By Satya Nadella Microsoft Technology Company Rare Companies
When he decided that Woz would be "Employee #1," Steve went to him and whined; it didn't take long till Scotty relented and gave Steve a new, customized tag: "Employee #0. By Brent Schlender Employee Steve Woz Scotty Whined
You little prick. It's a whelk ... it's a ... it's a ... dead whelk! By St John Morris Prick Whelk Dead
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I used to be interested in Windows NT, but the more I see it, the more it looks like traditional Windows with a stabler kernel. I don't find anything technically interesting there. By Linus Torvalds Windows Kernel Interested Traditional Stabler
With the general availability of Windows 8/RT and Surface, I have decided it is time for me to take a step back from my responsibilities at Microsoft. By Steven Sinofsky Windows Surface Microsoft General Availability
But you're not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista." "Vist- that was a long time ago!" "It's still an insult to computers across the galaxy. By Craig Alanson Vista Windows Vist Smart Species
computer-majiggies, By Daniel Jose Older Computermajiggies
OLD FRIENDS. Fcp. 8vo. 2s. 6d. net. By Andrew Lang Friends Fcp Net
I'm really good at World of Warcraft. Like, crazy good. Put me in front of a computer and it's like I enter some other universe. By Frida Gustavsson Warcraft World Good Crazy Put
I cannot do it without comp[u]ters. By William Shakespeare Ters Comp
Windows are the eyes of the soulless By Thomas Ligotti Windows Soulless Eyes
There is a wine called Easy Days and Mellow Nights, well-known on the outskirts of the Navajo reservation. It is an economical wine, fortified with the best of intentions, and I recommend it to every serious wino. By Edward Abbey Nights Easy Days Mellow Navajo
Into the wikeawades warld from sleep we are passing. By James Joyce Passing Wikeawades Warld Sleep
The workroom radio, tuned to FM 88.9, emitted Muddy Waters's throaty warbling. A rez station, WOJB did its best to hit every level of musical taste. Absolute bite-ya-in-the-ass blues was aired only during the wee hours. Tracker's favorite time and music. By Mardi Oakley Medawar Muddy Waters Radio Tuned Emitted
Woz is living his own life now. He hasn't been around Apple for about five years. But what he did will go down in history. By Steve Jobs Woz Living Life Apple Years
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An operating system is the great facilitator; it is the great protector; it is the great illusionist. By Subrata Dasgupta Great Facilitator Protector Illusionist Operating
WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard. By Ambrose Bierce Whangdepootenawah Disaster Ojibwa Tongue Hard
PCMCIA - People can't memorize computer industries acronyms By Andy Grove Pcmcia People Acronyms Memorize Computer
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Riggedy riggedy white Come and spend the night We'll play some games Some wild some tame Cause if you will, you might. By, Laberge By D.j. Machale Riggedy Laberge White Spend Night
This Windows 95 hairball has become so big, so unmanageable, so hard to use, so hard to configure, so hard to keep up and running, so hard to keep secure. Windows 95 is a great gift to give your kid this Christmas because it will keep your kid fascinated for months trying to get it up and running and trying to figure out how to use it. By Scott Mcnealy Hard Windows Running Hairball Big
I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows. By Various Windows Backwards Message Play Heard
Over the near term there is clearly the opportunity to work with Microsoft to do to a better job of creating a more secure Windows experience for users around the world. By John W. Thompson Microsoft Windows World Term Opportunity
DEDICATIONTo the very capable engineers responsible for Microsoft Windows 10.Bless your hearts.Bless. Your. Hearts. By Penny Reid Windows Microsoft Dedicationto Heartsbless Capable
Whaddup, deskfucker? By Jay Mclean Whaddup Deskfucker
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! By Ken Thompson Sccs Motel Source Check Programs
What matters is 'Have you done a better job of making our experiences feel like home on Windows?' That's our real goal, and that's what we're going to stay focused on. By Satya Nadella Windows Matters Job Making Experiences
What do you want as your password?""How about iloveaura By Jeri Smith-Ready Password Iloveaura
Never mind the usedo it! By Samuel Johnson Mind Usedo
You can't take over the world without a good acronym By C.s. Woolley Acronym World Good
Toy EmpressarioWonder AfficianadoAvid Shoewearer By Suzanne Weyn Shoewearer Toy Empressariowonder Afficianadoavid
Undertaker, if that is your real name ... By Kurt Angle Undertaker Real
I'm Level Eighty on Warcraft."The clerk was stunned. "You're Level Eighty?! Are you Horde, or Alliance?""What, are you kidding me? I'm Horde, of course! I'm a Level Eighty Undead Priestess. What Guild are you in?""I'm a Horde Blood Elf Paladin. Level 30. I'm in the Blood Roses Guild.""Have you ever seen a 'Spectral Tiger' loot card? I bet you never have."The museum clerk thought about her situation. The psychic pressure was mounting on her. She was in a state of moral anguish. "Look, Signora, I'd love to help your American clients there ... But if my director knew I was Warcrafting here at work, she'd kill me! Besides, you don't have any 'Spectral Tiger' in your purse, I bet. By Bruce Sterling Eighty Level Warcraft Horde Spectral
I have been a member of the Microsoft-bashing society for quite some time. By Barry Ritholtz Microsoftbashing Time Member Society
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I use Windows; '98 second edition and it works very good for me. You know, I just started on the computer about 9 months ago and am fascinated with the possibilities. I don't know what I would do without it now. By Jimmy Carl Black Windows Edition Works Good Months
Wamblecropt is the most exquisite word in the English language. Say it. Each syllable is intolerably beautiful. By Mark Forsyth English Wamblecropt Language Exquisite Word
We want to be able to service our customers more, like an Internet service. Our goal is to run one of the largest Internet services that enables people to use Windows on an everyday basis. By Satya Nadella Internet Service Customers Windows Services
I discovered windows one afternoon and after that, nothing was ever the same. By Anne Spollen Discovered Windows Afternoon
The only thing that I'd rather own than Windows is English, because then I could charge you two hundred and forty-nine dollars for the right to speak it. By Scott Mcnealy English Windows Thing Charge Hundred
If anybody is gonna kill my creation, I'm gonna do it! ME ... and the nWo. By Vince Mcmahon Creation Gonna Kill Nwo
The word is now a virus. By William S. Burroughs Virus Word
What we're really after is simply that people acquire a legal license for Windows for each computer they own before they move on to Linux or Sun Solaris or BSD or OS/2 or whatever. By Bill Gates Windows Linux Sun Solaris Bsd
It's elementary, my dear Winifred. By Miss Mae Winifred Elementary Dear
I like computers. It's the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally. By Bill Vaughan Computer Brand Savvy Ally Time
Ready for the countdown,' shouted Winifred.10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Lift off !And the sleigh budged. Quite a bit. By Margaret Harcourt West Shouted Lift Ready Countdown Budged
Tonstant Weader fwowed up. By Dorothy Parker Weader Tonstant Fwowed
The humanitarian developers behind World of Warcraft have also discovered a way to bribe gamers into turning off their computers and going outside. If you log off for a few days, your character will be more 'rested' when you resume playing, a mode that temporarily speeds up your leveling. By Clive Thompson World Warcraft Humanitarian Developers Discovered
The world is changing, but so is Microsoft. By Steve Ballmer Microsoft Changing World
Everything I do is Mingus. By Charles Mingus Mingus
I am the window-cleaner, here to cause the cleansing pain. By Ernst Kaiser Windowcleaner Pain Cleansing
You wouldn't believe the scope for mischief that the Beast of Redmond unintentionally builds into its Office software by letting it execute macros that have unlimited access to the hardware. I remember a particular post-prandial PowerPoint presentation where I was one of only two survivors (and the other wasn't entirely human). However, this is the first time I've seen a Word document eat a man's soul. By Charles Stross Beast Redmond Office Hardware Scope
I may make jokes about Microsoft at times, but at the same time, I think the Microsoft hatred is a disease. By Linus Torvalds Microsoft Disease Times Time Make
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There are two kinds of warriors:those on the battlefield,and those in the boardroom;both are out to win.But the age of King Alexander has gone,and the age of Bill Gates has come. By Matshona Dhliwayo Age King Alexander Bill Gates
When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing. By Penn Jillette Windows Gates Bill Thing Buy
Whining is a virus, a lethal, infectious, epidemic disease. By Peter Hoeg Infectious Whining Virus Lethal Epidemic
