Explore a collection of the most beloved and motivational quotes and sayings about Wax. Share these powerful messages with your loved ones on social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, or on your personal blog, and inspire the world with their wisdom. We've compiled the Top 100 Wax Quotes and Sayings from 95 influential authors, including Robin Hobb,Khloe Kardashian,Lewis Carroll,Jeffrey Eugenides,Plutarch, for you to enjoy and share.

Burned over water. By Robin Hobb Burned Water

The bikini waxing, after we go there you can't turn back. By Khloe Kardashian Waxing Back Bikini Turn

If you think we're waxworks," he said, "you ought to pay, you know.Waxworks weren't made to be looked at for nothing. Nohow!""Contrariwise," added the one marked 'DEE', "if you think we're alive, you ought to speak. By Lewis Carroll Waxworks Pay Knowwaxworks Made Looked

Tessie and I lay in our chairs, listening to wax being violently removed. 'Oh my!' cried the large lady. 'Is nothing,' belittled Helga. 'I do it perfect.' 'Oweee!' yelped a bikini-liner. And Helga, taking an oddly femenist stance: 'See what you do for the mens? You suffer. Is not worth it. By Jeffrey Eugenides Tessie Chairs Listening Removed Helga

As soft wax is apt to take the stamp of the seal, so are the minds of young children to receive the instruction imprinted on them. By Plutarch Seal Soft Wax Apt Stamp

the truth from his ears, waxed strong. By Geraldine Brooks Ears Waxed Strong Truth

Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down. By Gwyneth Paltrow Cameron Diaz Wax Time Bikini

Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture. By Ezra Pound Colloquial Sculpture Poetry Real Art

He that hath a head of waxe must not walke in the sunne.[He that hath a head of wax must not walk in the sun.] By George Herbert Hath Head Sunne Sun Waxe

Men have marble, women waxen, minds. By William Shakespeare Minds Men Marble Women Waxen

It's great! I used it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) to restore the finish of my 370/12/RM and I love the way it turned out!.. By Roger Mcguinn Great Wax Drducks Restore Finish

Put that in your mustache and smoke it. By Agatha Christie Put Mustache Smoke

Broken glass. It's just like glitter, isn't it? By Pete Doherty Broken Glass Glitter

Lamps make oil-spots and candles need snuffing; it is only the light of heaven that shines pure and leaves no stain. By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe Lamps Snuffing Stain Make Oilspots

My band and I, we cover our bodies in hairspray and glitter. We use the hairspray to make sure the glitter sticks. By Kesha Hairspray Glitter Band Cover Bodies

It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get abikini wax. [On his running for California Governor] By Arnold Schwarzenegger Wax Governor Important Decision Make

That doesn't explain this weird nudity thing." "Well, it's not like we change shapes fully clothed." "That can get awkward," Hayder added. "A lioness in a G-string is a dangerous sight to see." "Dangerous how?" Kira dared asked. "Because the Instagram pic I took of it got me pounced on by a trio of them, and they waxed me from head to toe." Hayder shook his head, in rueful remembrance. Kira snickered. "I would have used Nair. It lasts longer. By Eve Langlais Thing Hayder Explain Weird Nudity

oil paints...the look of licked lips. By Margaret Atwood Oil Paints Lips Licked

I'm still not sold on this waxing thing, but I'm pretty sure I won't be signing up to get a facial and a Brazilian wax from the same person anytime soon. By Jana Aston Brazilian Thing Sold Waxing Pretty

Simple, like uncarved wood. By Laozi Simple Wood Uncarved

Looks like we're going to need a new prime suspect, Wax," Wayne said. "This one downright refuses to not be dead already. By Brandon Sanderson Wax Wayne Suspect Prime Downright

Bugs would eat the wax. Chaw the old canvas. And one day there will be a mutation, and we will have new ones that can digest concrete, dissolve steel and suck up the acid puddles, fatten on magic plastics, lick their slow way through glass. Then the cities will tumble and man will be chased back into the sea from which he came ... By John D. Macdonald Bugs Wax Eat Chaw Canvas

The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax." ... "Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there. By Barbara Elsborg Wax Higher Hold Painful Hot

You can't smear acrylics, you know, it dries too fast. By Howard Finster Acrylics Fast Smear Dries

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. By Joan Rivers Cook Clean Linoleum Man Make

What do you do to your hair?" "Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil." "Ever thought of patenting the recipe?" "No. By Ilona Andrews Dust Hair Gel Oil Recipe

When Death puts out our Flame, the Snuff will tell, If we were Wax, or Tallow by the smell. By Masao Abe Flame Wax Death Snuff Tallow

Where he'd wanted her to remain very still, she saw he'd spelled out a word with wax. Mine. She By Kitty Thomas Wax Mine Wanted Remain Spelled

Normally for photo shoots I get a full wax, some tanning, a facial. By Elizabeth Banks Wax Tanning Facial Photo Shoots

When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light. By Les Dawson Child Ears Wax Dad Doctor

My hair takes a while to get right, I use wax to get it to stand up. By Alex Parks Hair Wax Stand

I enjoyed it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) .. in fact I'm all out ... By Dick Dale Wax Drducks Enjoyed Fact

It works ... (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax & String Lube) .. makes the strings last longer ... By Larry Coryell Works Wax Lube Drducks String

The nature of the lost-wax process is that there is no original in the popular sense. By Robert Graham Sense Nature Lostwax Process Original

Get a Brazilian wax. It makes sex better, orgasmwise. By Eva Longoria Brazilian Orgasmwise Wax Makes Sex

My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting. By Suzanne Collins Arms Torso Underarms Legs Stuff

What's that sticky stuff called?Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. By Cornelia Funke Basta Tape Duct Called Sticky

Hell hath no fury like a bunch of raggy women with scissors in their hands and hot wax at their disposal. By J.b. Heller Hell Disposal Hath Fury Bunch

I'm Italian, so I need to get someone to wax my eyebrows, but I'm not so good at keeping it up. By Gia Coppola Italian Eyebrows Wax Good Keeping

Pain gettin' cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know. By Mark Alders Pain Gettin Cum Solid Spackle

I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right? By Tia Carrere Clean Hairless Born Waxed Day

Of course, Wax thought, starting to climb, what am I but a pile of blood and meat that gets up and walks around? By Brandon Sanderson Wax Thought Starting Climb Pile

When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed. By Chiwetel Ejiofor Waxed Disturbed Eyebrows Pretty

Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back! By Eva Longoria Brazilian Woman Wax Back Sex

There was something in him, lighter than ego but darker than insecurity, that needed constant buffing, polishing, waxing. By Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Polishing Waxing Lighter Insecurity Buffing

It's not that bikini waxing is a foreign concept to me, but . . . I mean, I guess it kind of is. Like, it's one of those girl habits that's so far beyond me, it makes me feel like a different species. Do boys require hairless vaginas? Is this a known thing? By Becky Albertalli Bikini Waxing Foreign Concept Species

I need to stop saying LMAO because that is precisely what's happening; I wish I could rewind time by two decades, immortalize my derriere in wax, and then kiss it goodbye. By Donna Lynn Hope Lmao Happening Decades Immortalize Wax

I think eyebrow gel is genius. By Suki Waterhouse Genius Eyebrow Gel

One gal drank a can of floor wax and topped it off with a cup of Clorox, trying to separate herself from the same world he was in. By Fannie Flagg Clorox Gal Drank Floor Wax

You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man? By John Lennon Man Manicure Cat Caticure

The man waxed his mustache. In Sebastian's book, that was never a good sign. By Stephen Gallagher Mustache Man Waxed Sebastian Book

They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax. By Gary Mccord Augusta Cut Greens Wax Bikini

American whale oil lit the world. It was used in the production of soap, textiles, leather, paints, and varnishes, and it lubricated the tools and machines that drove the Industrial Revolution. The baleen cut from the mouths of whales shaped the course of feminine fashion by putting the hoop in hooped skirts and giving form to stomachtighteningand chest-crushing corsets. Spermaceti, the waxy substance from the heads of sperm whales, produced the brightest- and cleanest-burning candles the world has ever known, while ambergris, a byproduct of irritation in a sperm whale's bowel, gave perfumes great staying power and was worth its weight in gold. By Eric Jay Dolin American Oil Lit World Whale

The science of lubrication, friction and wear is called tribology and is a branch of mechanical engineering. Tribologists are employed by lubricant companies, bearing manufacturers, vehicle brake manufacturers and just about anywhere you can expect to solve a problem of friction and wear. Tribologists agree that the best lubricant for roller chains is viscous oil, not wax, graphite, or silicone. Yet, you'll often find a new chain lubricant on the market that promises an improvement (they never say over what) and that chains will not suffer the same side effects as when lubricated with oil. Approach these products with sceptical caution. If the manufacturer uses words like "dry", "wax", and/or "clean", it is probably not a quality chain lubricant. Its sole redeeming feature may be that it doesn't turn black with use, itself a sign of poor lubrication. We'll discuss discolouration of the oil in due course. By Johan Bornman Lubricant Friction Wear Engineering Tribologists

And then I recalled those mysterious stories about the waxworkers of the middle ages and the public reprobation attached to their trade. Did they not live in cellars, in the eternal twilight propitious for enchantments and apparitions? Their visionary art (who, more than they, evoked a truer image of life?) was closely related to that of magicians: bewitchments were carried out with wax figures, witch trials are full of them, and one particular legend haunted me above all, that of the modeler from Anspach, who slowly squeezed the soul and the life out of his model in order to animate his painted waxwork and then, having finished his work of art, awaited nightfall to go and bury the corpse in the ditch at the city walls. By Jean Lorrain Trade Recalled Mysterious Stories Waxworkers

The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria. By Mark Feuerstein Pizzeria John Closest Thing Beauty

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache. By Alan Bennett Nature Mustache Played Cruel Trick

Pen, wax and parchment govern the world. By Benjamin Franklin Pen Wax World Parchment Govern

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. By Curly Howard Mustache Beautiful Wavy Hair Waxed

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish? By Paul O'grady Night Drinking Furniture Polish

The morning slathers its whateveracross the thing. By Michael Robbins Thing Morning Slathers Whateveracross

You can add some class to it by sealing it with wax. This makes me feel like I'm a Baron sending a letter to the Duchess. Look at that sophistication. By Dan Bergstein Wax Duchess Add Class Sealing

There is a sort of human paste that when it comes near the fire of enthusiasm is only baked into harder shape. By George Eliot Shape Sort Human Paste Fire

In one and the same fire, clay grows hard and wax melts. By Francis Bacon Fire Clay Melts Grows Hard

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. By Rita Rudner War Fight Country Man Die

If you polish things too much, it loses the feeling. By Geezer Butler Feeling Polish Things Loses

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly. By Joe Dempsie Honestly Definition Amazing Bit Soot

If you take suede leather and put it on a piece of steel, and put moisture on it, it actually sticks. By Nik Wallenda Put Steel Sticks Suede Leather

[On the movie American Hot Wax:] A plot so thin you could thread a needle with it. By Janet Maslin Wax American Hot Movie Plot

Fresh curls spring from the baldest brow. There is nothing inorganic. By Henry David Thoreau Fresh Brow Curls Spring Baldest

I brushed it until it shone and looked somewhat like it used to look,only far thinner, and less glorious. By V.c. Andrews Thinner Glorious Brushed Shone Looked

Love - the best cosmetics. By Gina Lollobrigida Love Cosmetics

smeared a balm over the end of it. By Deborah Challinor Smeared Balm End

One problem with lyrical waxing, as Snediker has it, is that it often signals (or occasions) an infatuation with overarching concepts or figures that can run roughshod over the specificities of the situation at hand. By Maggie Nelson Snediker Waxing Signals Occasions Hand

Shined, combed, brushed and gorgeous By Anthony Burgess Shined Combed Brushed Gorgeous

Chocolate Melting By Peggy Dulle Melting Chocolate

Oh, I've got glitter in my hair. That's not all that's in my hair, I'll tell you that. I glue it on every morning, whether I need to or not. By Mitt Romney Hair Glitter Morning Glue

Someone needs to invent a lighter that the hash doesn't stick to when you tamp it down. Can you get on that, please? By Sienna Mcquillen Invent Lighter Hash Stick Tamp

My body is but wax and wick for flame. When the candle burns out, the light shines elsewhere. By Normandi Ellis Flame Body Wax Wick Candle

Unfortunately, most products are full of plastic and silicones and parabens and things that are really not good for us but they give that silky finish. By Gwyneth Paltrow Finish Products Full Plastic Silicones

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. By Rita Rudner Brave Men War Wax Bikini

Smudge your eyeliner. It creates a smoky effect. By Monica Smudge Eyeliner Effect Creates Smoky

With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kemb'st the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers take a costly care. By John Dryden Sleek Cheek Care Thy Odorous

Her observation skills were astringent enough to qualify as an ingredient for aftershave. By Helen Brown Aftershave Observation Skills Astringent Qualify

Persinette, let down your hair. By Charlotte-Rose De Caumont De La Force Persinette Hair

There's lots of sticky things here," he said. "I see blackstrap molasses, wild clover honey, corn syrup, aged balsamic vinegar, apple butter, strawberry jam, caramel sauce, maple syrup, butterscotch topping, maraschino liqueur, virgin and extra-virgin olive oil, lemon curd, dried apricots, mango chutney, crema di noci, tamarind paste, hot mustard, marshmallows, creamed corn, peanut butter, grape preserves, salt water taffy, condensed milk, pumpkin pie filling, and glue. By Lemony Snicket Syrup Butter Marshmallows Lots Sticky

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. By Dave Barry American Carcinogens Product Including Wax

The manufacture of wax candles was another important branch of business in the nunnery. By Maria Monk Nunnery Manufacture Wax Candles Important

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat. By Alice Cooper Seat Lady Meat Spray Gonna

The only substance that goes in and never leaves, are words By Natasha Tsakos Leaves Words Substance

Attractive things work better When you wash and wax a car, it drives better, doesn't it? Or at least feels like it does. By Donald A. Norman Attractive Car Things Work Wash

Soul meet soul on lovers' lips.Except when wax and pigment come between them By C.d. Reiss Soul Meet Lovers Lipsexcept Wax

Best not to ask "What is it?" until you finish rolling in it. By Francesco Marciuliano Finish Rolling

What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?" Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door.I yanked the door open and pushed him backward hard, making him stagger. "I don't have a mustache, you idiot!" Iggy giggled and put his arms up to protect himself in case I punched him. "And you know what?" I added. "You don't have one either. Well, maybe in a couple years. You can always hope."I left him in the hallway, anxiously fingering his upper lip. By James Patterson Mustache Waxing Iggy Yelled Pounding

That was' one time when my technique absolutely deserted me, I must admit. There was a wax face that he had created himself to cover his own ugliness. I was in his clutches and I had to hit him in the face. By Fay Wray Admit Was Time Technique Absolutely

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax. By Arthur Schopenhauer Politeness Wax Human Nature Warmth

Anyway, our fellow apes eat insects out of each other's fur; maybe bath bombs and body glitter are the modern human equivalent. By Emily Nagoski Fur Equivalent Fellow Apes Eat

I need something, Wax. A place to look. You always did the thinking.""Yes, having a brain helps with that, surprisingly. By Brandon Sanderson Wax Surprisingly Thinking Place Brain

I sauntered to the kitchen, where the lone pot of afternoon coffee had been reduced to thick black syrup. Glad that no one was around to watch, I filled a Styrofoam cup halfway with the molten matter, swished it, and sniffed. Nose of burning rubber, with light tar accents. I topped it off with Sparklett's, then nuked it. Kills the germs. By Denise Hamilton Kitchen Syrup Sauntered Lone Pot

I'm a fan of parchment and wood pulp. By Daniel Clowes Pulp Fan Parchment Wood