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Smart as a whip, kinky enough to own one. By R.g. Alexander Smart Whip Kinky

This guy was some kind of whack-job - women bored him, until he met one who told him no. Then he wanted her. No, wait, she thought. That's not a whack-job. That's pretty typical. By Tammi Labrecque Women Whackjob Guy Kind Bored

Go on, Van Eck, threaten me. Tell me all the little things I am. You lay a finger on me and Kaz Brekker will cut the baby from your pretty wife's stomach and hang its body from a balcony at the Exchange. By Leigh Bardugo Van Eck Threaten Exchange Kaz

Waddya want me to do? through my sling shot at him? By Shirley Hughes Waddya Sling Shot

You're asking me? The Whack-O from loony town! she snapped at him. By Beth Bares Town Whacko Loony Snapped

Crazy is good. The alternative is normal. By Louie Giglio Crazy Good Normal Alternative

When Paul announced himself in a rather formal way to the secretary, he said simply, "I am Watzlawick." She suspected he was a new psychiatric patient showing up for an appointment at the wrong time, and she interpreted his introduction as, "I am not Slavic. By Paul Watzlawick Watzlawick Paul Secretary Simply Slavic

You have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow Caution tape, I'm that bonkers. By Robin Benway Caution Tape Bonkers Idea Crazy

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. By Mitch Hedberg Trap Waffle Pancake Syrup

Crazier than a bag full of crazy? By Lisa Mantchev Crazier Crazy Bag Full

Don Jazzy and I have a past, I never dated Wizkid By Tonto Dikeh Wizkid Jazzy Don Past Dated

GAMZEE: honk.KARKAT: WHAT.GAMZEE: HONK.KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT????? By Andrew Hussie Honkkarkat Gamzee Whatgamzee Shit Honk

You think nuts don't apply to the FBI? We get 'em all the time. A man in a Moe hairpiece applied in St. Louis last week. He had a bazooka, two rockets, and a bearskin shako in his golf bag." "Did you hire him? By Thomas Harris Fbi Nuts Apply Moe Louis

A dork is a whale's penis. By Jill Shalvis Penis Dork Whale

Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood. By Kay Wood Sqwaak Fletcher Wood Big Belch

Whelks are strange and comforting.They have no notion of community life and they breed very quietly.But they have a strong sense of personal dignity.Even lying face down in a tray of vinegar there is something noble about a whelk.Which cannot be said for everybody. By Jeanette Winterson Whelks Strange Comfortingthey Notion Community

Weirdness is not my game. I'm just a square boy from Wisconsin. By Willem Dafoe Weirdness Game Wisconsin Square Boy

Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever. By Cynthia Hand Dude Bozo Hot Nickname

Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker, By Robyn Peterman Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker

Rat-a-tat-tat.""Quack." By Kate Angell Quack

Waffles are just awesome bread. By John Green Waffles Bread Awesome

You're the scariest motherfucker in the room. By Laurell K. Hamilton Room Scariest Motherfucker

Avian madness or deranged kiwi? By Magaly Guerrero Avian Kiwi Madness Deranged

Werowocomoco was By Libbie Hawker Werowocomoco

I have no right to give my opinion," said Wickham, "as to his being agreeable or otherwise. I am not qualified to form one. I have known him too long and too well to be a fair judge. It is impossible for me to be impartial. By Jane Austen Wickham Opinion Give Agreeable Qualified

Bonkers is female . . . Did she know that? By Stjepan Sejic Bonkers Female

I'm crazy, but I'm not too crazy. By Jackie Chan Crazy

Phenex gently took the biscuit from her, examined it for a moment, and then, in a blur of movement, pelted Gadreel with it. It hit him squarely in the forehead before landing in his bisque, making it splatter.Gadreel bared his teeth. "I was playing.""So am I. It's a game called Whack-a-Douche. I just set the all-time high score. By Kendra Leigh Castle Gadreel Phenex Examined Moment Movement

I don't say anything wacky about women. I have more respect for women than anybody would understand and I'm going to give people jobs and I'm going to protect people. By Dalia Mogahed Women Wacky People Respect Understand

I'm a nut, but not just a nut. By Bill Murray Nut

Easy, wild thing. By Karen Marie Moning Easy Wild Thing

Kaz had been impressed with the sketches. "You think like a lockpick," he'd told Wylan. "I do not." "I mean you can see space along three axes." "I'm not a criminal," Wylan protested. Kaz had cast him an almost pitying look. "No, you're a flautist who fell in with bad company. By Leigh Bardugo Sketches Kaz Wylan Impressed Lockpick

Idly, Wick wondered if he should feel insulted. Then he decided there really wasn't any room for considering an insult with all the fear running rampant in his mind. Maybe he was quiet on the outside, but he knew he was running around screaming inside his thoughts. By Mel Odom Wick Idly Insulted Wondered Feel

Zulu!" I raced up to his side and stopped him. "I can explain my weird behavior.""So you're not just crazy?" His blond eyebrows rose as he grinned."Well, that's the point. I am crazy." I raked my fingers through my hair and blew out a long breath. "I set my ex-boyfriend and the two women he was cheating with on fire. They were all in the hospital for several months."He didn't say anything and just continued to stare.Feel like running away yet?"So," I said. "I'm not the sanest person you could spend your time trying to be with."He flashed me a huge smile. "If someone touched you now, they would be lucky to have only one month in the hospital." Oh, my goodness."Okay. I don't think you understand me." I held my hands out to my sides. "What I am trying to say is I'm insanely jealous and act on it in violent ways that are frankly detrimental - ""You have a few more weeks." He tapped his watch. "And then I'm coming for you."Coming for me? By Kenya Wright Zulu Crazy Coming Hospital Raced

Wit: a whim followed by a wham. By Mason Cooley Wit Wham Whim

Loony, Loopy Lupin. By J.k. Rowling Loony Loopy Lupin

You're the scarest motherfucker in the room. By Laurell K. Hamilton Room Scarest Motherfucker

I'm not just a cuckolded wife. By Elizabeth Edwards Wife Cuckolded

She's a wolf. Get it right, crap for brains. Tink's knickers, you have got to be the stupidest lunker I've ever lit on. By Kim Harrison Wolf Crap Brains Tink Knickers

You'reamotherfuckingcocksuckingpsychopathicsonofabitch! A By Suzanne Wright Youreamotherfuckingcocksuckingpsychopathicsonofabitch

I don't know karate, but I know crazy. By James Brown Karate Crazy

Emotional fuckwittage By Helen Fielding Emotional Fuckwittage

You stupid piece of warm bacon. By Hugh Lofting Bacon Stupid Piece Warm

Eric approached the octagonal nurses' station, and a blonde nurselooked up from her computer monitor, smiled, and pointed toexamining room D. Everybody recognized the hospital shrinksfrom the bright red W on their lanyard IDs. The W stood forWright, the wing that contained the locked psych unit, but thestaff teased that W stood for Wackos. He'd heard all the jokesHow do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?The patients get better and leave. Eric told the best psychiatristjokes, though he never told the ones about psychiatrist's kids. Hedidn't think those were funny. He lived those. By Lisa Scottoline Smiled Station Monitor Approached Octagonal

Quack: A boastful pretender to arts which he does not understand. A vain boastful pretender to physick; An artful, tricking practitioner in physick. By Samuel Johnson Quack Pretender Understand Boastful Physick

SCOTT WALDRONPEEKS AT GUYS IN THE SHOWER ROOM, ROFL By Julie Kagawa Rofl Scott Room Waldronpeeks Guys

I'm a wuss - a complete wuss! By Wayne Knight Wuss Complete

Rollo the Walker. Who are you?""Dak," he answered. It seemed like Rollo expected more. "Uh, Dak the, er ... Cheese Eater? By Carrie Ryan Walker Dak Rollo Eater Answered

SLAP! I saw a bright flash in front of my eyes, 'Don't you try and be a fucking smart arse in here, Holland, this is Partick cop shop you're in,' the irate copper retorted. 'So fuck,' I snapped. By Stephen Richards Slap Holland Partick Eyes Retorted

'How big's your dick?' Zak blurted. His father gave a roar of outrage. 'How good's your dental plan?' asked Number Five. Zak laughed. 'You can't ask that,' his father snapped at his side. 'My favorite composer is Rachmaninov. My last client moved to New Zealand. There's nothing stuck to my shoe. I had fruit for breakfast and I don't waste my time worrying. I make sure there's never anything to worry about.' He walked across the room and put his mouth close to Zak's ear. 'In answer to your last. How responsive's your gag reflex?' By Barbara Elsborg Dick Zak Big Father Number

You're stupid about a lot of things, Wylan, but you are not stupid. And if I ever hear you call yourself a moron again, I'm going to tell Matthias you tried to kiss Nina. With tongue."Wylan wiped his nose on his sleeve. "He'll never believe it." "Then I'll tell Nina you tried to kiss Matthias. With tongue. By Leigh Bardugo Wylan Stupid Things Matthias Nina

Whaddup, deskfucker? By Jay Mclean Whaddup Deskfucker

Even a steadfast enemy was better than a waffler. By Megan Whalen Turner Waffler Steadfast Enemy

Smart stupid. Stupid smart. By Michael Grant Smart Stupid

Idiot! You idiot! By Marissa Meyer Idiot

I'm a love-it-or-hate-it person. I don't waffle. By Mindy Grossman Person Waffle

You're not a dork, you're adorkable. By Elizabeth Fama Dork Adorkable

Jesus Christ in a cockwagon. By Jesse Andrews Christ Jesus Cockwagon

Win demagnetized and then pried off the power chamber faring and tossed it aside. Then he started to laugh. And dance. And slap Dirck on the back. And dance some more. He was laughing so hard he was crying.'Hey,' Dirck said, the entertainment value of his friend's behavior rapidly depreciating. 'Don't you think we ought to do what we have to and get out of here, before they send another veke? By Marcha A. Fox Win Demagnetized Pried Power Chamber

Crazy like he's a serial killer, or crazy like he attends Star Trek conventions in full costume?""That's only crazy if you dress like a Klingon," I pointed out. By Myra Mcentire Klingon Crazy Star Trek Killer

Queer. And not in the way I like. By Jordan Castillo Price Queer

A little crazy is good By Chris Hilton Good Crazy

She's wacko. I should have known she was wacko from the beginning. She had a thing about spies. Was always watching those stupid Bond movies. I'd be banging her from behind, and she'd be watching James Bond on the television. Can you believe it?"~(Written during Pierce Brosnan's 007 days so, yeah, I CAN believe it!) "Four To Score By Janet Evanovich Wacko Bond Watching Written Brosnan

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity. By Gini Koch Sanity Crazy Working Lot

Garlick maketh a man wynke, drynke, and stynke. By Thomas Nash Drynke Garlick Wynke Stynke Maketh

Hey, aren't you that girl from the web?" the new one asked, bending to suck my earing between his teeth. I pulled my head away. "You got the wrong girl."Mr. Hawaii pulled back to take a better look at me. "No, I think you might be." To my total bewilderment, he spun me around. "Hey! What are you - ?""Hey, it is you!" he yelled excitedly, drawing the attention of the crowd. "Hey, everyone, it's Cheeky Galore! By Brandi Salazar Hey Web Asked Bending Teeth

I never thought there might be one like you out there. Unaware, untrained.Unbelievable. You have no idea what you are, do you?""Crazy? By Karen Marie Moning Thought Crazy Unaware Untrainedunbelievable Idea

Pipe it, shuck-face, By James Dashner Shuckface Pipe

A wild, wick slip she was By Virginia Woolf Wild Wick Slip

A Waft of Cheese By David Walliams Cheese Waft

Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says:My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak!Thank you, Kwikspell! By J.k. Rowling Warlock Kwikspell Prod Didsbury Charms

If I change my name again y'all can have me certified as crazy. Alright? By Sean Combs Alright Crazy Change Yall Certified

Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you? By Lou Reed Honey Cocksucker

Bonkers doesn't go by the book-he doesn't even know there is a book. By Jim Cummings Bonkers Book Bookhe

Yeah, I am crazy. Ok. May be I am. But I prefer to be crazy than being a dummy. By Ravindra Shukla Yeah Crazy Dummy Prefer

You're such a dork.But I'm your dork. By Ashley Royer Dork Dorkbut

Like most men, Wick could not help terror about one thing erupting as anger about something else. By Jeff Vandermeer Wick Men Terror Thing Erupting

You're crazy. You know that, right? I mean, Shannon says it's not a good word to use, because sometimes people who aren't crazy point it at people who are and use it like a weapon, but I figure we're both crazy, so that makes it okay." I was By Mira Grant Crazy People Shannon Weapon Good

That bastard crazy. By Graham Roumieu Crazy Bastard

I wonder if these wack niggas realize they wack,And they the reason that my people say they tired of rap. By Common Rap Wack Niggas Realize Wackand

Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool. By Billy Joel Call Joker Fool Cool Moment

this is a place for crazy people.. i'm not crazy By James Cole People Crazy Place

Life is just a dirty four-letter word: W-O-R-K. By J. P. Mcevoy Life Word Dirty Fourletter

When I'm out the country, niggas call me Neeki. Hi, how are you? Yes, it's nice to meet me. By Nicki Minaj Neeki Country Niggas Call Nice

How do you like your peace now, motherfucker? By John Scalzi Motherfucker Peace

Perhaps I'm absolutely bonkers and don't know it. Perhaps I'm psychotically mental. By Robbie Williams Absolutely Bonkers Mental Psychotically

Cocksucker! You're a fucking Cocksucker, Grif! My Cocksucker! By Joseph Lance Tonlet Cocksucker Grif Fucking

Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo... By Kim Harrison God Tink Good Dildo Man

I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung cancer. Hopefully soon. By Becca Fitzpatrick Jerk Disbelief Notebook Stared Phone

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, Fuck waffles. By George Carlin Pancakes Fuck National Institute Time

Crazy is relative. By Tina Laningham Crazy Relative

Quirky is what a guy would call a girl he doesn't understand. By Kat Dennings Quirky Understand Guy Call Girl

You think I'm psycho, you think I'm goneTell the psychiatrist something is wrongOver the bend, entirely bonkersYou like me best when I'm off my rockerTell you a secret, I'm not alarmedSo what if I'm crazy? The best people are. By Melanie Martinez Psycho Bend Secret Crazy Gonetell

A writer once asked what I'd say if i ever met my biggest hater. I paused, thought deeply and said, probably 'suk a dog dik, motherfuker By Ezra Koenig Hater Writer Asked Met Biggest

Um, yes sir. It's just. That looks like a hamster." "It is a hamster. In all essentials. However, we call them POCKs. That stands for Piece Of Crap. By Felix R. Savage Sir Hamster Crap Piece Essentials

Craziness, indeed. And By J.r. Ward Craziness

You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot. By Sherwood Smith Skunks Idiot Drunk

If you won't admit there are kooks among those who share your political viewpoint, chances are, you're one of the kooks. By Raul Ramos Y Sanchez Viewpoint Chances Kooks Admit Share

Get out of my face with your weirdness. By Kylie Scott Weirdness Face

What are you looking at?" I asked ... "City slicker. What are you looking at?""A stupid wookie man-bear-pig who doesn't know how to mind his own business. By Elle Casey City Asked Slicker Wookie Business