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This is the point in the show where we say, 'Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?' By Adam Savage Flammable Point Show Van

Listen, you mind if I take a T.O. and check in for a sec," he interjected.V's diamond eyes narrowed. "With who?"Right on cue, John jumped in, asking about the Hummer and its rehab plan - like somebody waving a torch in front of a T. rex to redirect it. As V started talking about the SUV's future as lawn sculpture, Qhuinn nearly blew a kiss at his buddy. By J.r. Ward Listen Sec Diamond Narrowed Mind

VW has held a beloved place in American culture. When I graduated from college, many of my friends drove across the country, and most hit the road in a VW van or Bug. Through the years, these cars have represented youth, freedom and quirkiness. By Frances Beinecke American Culture Held Beloved Place

I travel in a Ford Econoline van with a trailer. So it's not quite so glamorous. By Tift Merritt Ford Econoline Trailer Travel Van

We could park the van and walk to town, find cheapest bottle of wine that we could find. And talk about the road behind, how getting lost is not a waste of time. By Jack Johnson Town Find Park Van Walk

Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money. By John Fogerty Vanz Dance Money Steal

There was a fence and there was this other van- So I go, 'Fence or van? Cause I'm crashing into one of them,' and I said 'Fence,' so I hit the fence and bounced into the van By Pete Wentz Fence Van Crashing Hit Bounced

I had not been prepared for my employer's approach to vehicular navigation, which was a simple case of being unable to tell the difference between a very large, multi-windowed van that could accommodate a mobile disco and a Formula One racer. By Michael Gurnow Formula Navigation Large Multiwindowed Racer

Go on, Van Eck, threaten me. Tell me all the little things I am. You lay a finger on me and Kaz Brekker will cut the baby from your pretty wife's stomach and hang its body from a balcony at the Exchange. By Leigh Bardugo Van Eck Threaten Exchange Kaz

poor Byron, whose car had been run over by an autopiloted eighteen-wheeler on Valentine's Day, about By William Gibson Byron Day Valentine Poor Car

The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has one on her van, and it says, 'If this van's rockin', I'm deleting emails.' By David Letterman Van Hillary Team Driving People

Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life. By David Letterman Clinton Iowa Hillary Van Driving

You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to the top of the Hollywood Hills and had her view the valley below just at sunset. Well, mama, what would you call that? And she said, Ver nize. By Joey Bishop Van Nuys Jewish Hollywood Hills

Yours most sincerely,Peter Van Houtenc/o Lidewij Vliegnthart"WHAT?!" I shouted aloud. "WHAT IS THIS LIFE? By John Green Houtenc Vliegnthart Van Lidewij Sincerelypeter

Chanel lambskin, vintage Vanson I'm on the bike doing wheelies in a mansion By Nicki Minaj Vanson Chanel Lambskin Vintage Mansion

The explanations race through my mind, but before I can think of any more, I see a giant, grayish-purple body coming through the doors. The jewels, the gaudy clothing, the styled-up trunk ornament, the fancy giant-sized shoes. Make no mistake, Two Van Faye has walked into the building. By Andrew Vu Mind Giant Grayishpurple Doors Explanations

As the van door starts to close, Brad suddenly realizes that the instant the doors close completely, the van interior will become the terrifying bland gray space he's heard about all his life, the place one goes when one has been Written Out.The van interior becomes the bland gray space. From the front yard TV comes the brash martial music that indicates UrgentUpdateNewsMinute.Animal rights activists have expressed concern over the recent trend of spraying live Canadian geese with a styrene coating which instantaneously kills them while leaving them extremely malleable, so it then becomes easy to shape them into comical positions and write funny sayings in DryErase cartoon balloons emanating from their beaks, which, apparently, is the new trend for outdoor summer parties. By George Saunders Van Gray Interior Bland Space

I thought it'd be something cooler, like a van with 'Death to Demons' painted on the outside. By Cassandra Clare Death Demons Cooler Thought Van

He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'. By Steven Morrissey Complaining Women Van Mind Drove

Before Van realized it, he was walking her back toward her stairs. He didn't stop kissing her, he wouldn't. The last thing he wanted was for her to change her mind. He managed to get her to the upstairs hallway before she pulled her mouth away. "What are you doing?" she panted out. "Taking you to your bed." "Forget it." And Van, if he were a crying man, would be sobbing. Until uptight Irene Conridge added, "The wall. Use the Wall. By Shelly Laurenston Stairs Van Realized Walking Back

Five vans of chicks took off to visit wineries for wine tasting. Only four came back.1 By Jenny Lawson Tasting Vans Chicks Visit Wineries

And now, said Ada, Van is going to stop being vulgar - Imean, stop forever! Because I had and have and shall alwayshave only one beau, only one beast, only one sorrow, only one joy. By Vladimir Nabokov Imean Ada Van Stop Vulgar

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? By Hannah Harrington Sketchy Van Black Weird House

I chose Van Gogh. By Cheryl Strayed Gogh Van Chose

VAN HOUTEN!" I shouted. "Are you okay? Was that a cough?" "Kaitlyn, I love you. You are a genius. I have to go. By John Green Van Houten Kaitlyn Shouted Cough

If Pride leads the Van, Beggary brings up the Rear. By Benjamin Franklin Van Beggary Rear Pride Leads

The minivan is the yoga pants of vehicles. But you know what? I love my yoga pants. By Jen Mann Vehicles Yoga Pants Minivan Love

Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna out of the backseat and stick her in the trunk."Shanna halted. Her mouth dropped open. Her throat seized up, making it hard to breathe.I don't care how much crap you have in the trunk. We're not driving around with a naked body in the car."Oh no! She gasped for air. He was a hit man. By Kerrelyn Sparks Laszlo Shanna Vanna Dentist Alarm

Sleeping in the back of the van was cramped and a little stuffy-like sleeping in a compartment on a train, Kaitlyn guessed. But she didn't really mind being crowded in with Rob. He was warm and nice to hang on to. Comfortingly solid. By L.j.smith Kaitlyn Sleeping Train Guessed Rob

We'll find out soon enough," Xavier growled. "You don't see too many V Star 250s around here""How do you know the bike model?" I asked."I'm a boy. We like engines By Alexandra Adornetto Xavier Growled Star Find Model

shopping trolleys By Lee Child Shopping Trolleys

of the station wagon tearing up the By S.k. Epperson Station Wagon Tearing

Vandiya Devan: "You dare to ask 'me' who I am? I am Vallavareyan, Vandiya Devan of the Vanar Clan in Thiruvallam . Once upon a time, soldiers like you, proudly carved the names of my ancestors on their chests. By Sumeetha Manikandan Vandiya Devan Vallavareyan Thiruvallam Dare

If Christ can die in a barn, I think the death of a human in a van is not so bad. By Jack Kevorkian Christ Barn Bad Die Death

Van was feeding Christian as we walked in the door. I shielded my hands in front of my face to prevent from seeing her bare breast. "God damn woman, put that tit away!""I'm feeding my daughter. You want another taste?"I started gagging immediately just thinking about how bad that shit tasted. "Hell no! I would rather eat dog shit. By Jennifer Foor Christian Van Door Walked Feeding

What does Austin need to move that large car? Powers! By Steve Jolly Austin Powers Car Move Large

I love Vanna White as much as the next guy. By D. B. Sweeney Vanna White Guy Love

I silently wished to be a car-I was big enough to be one. I wanted to imagine myself purring every time Devin got inside me and took me for a ride. Unfortunately, all I could see was me drunk with chocolate smeared across my face singing the Transformer's intro "Robots in Disguise!" into Shannon's broken box fan. By Tabatha Vargo Silently Wished Cari Big Devin

The van doors were closed and - as I learned to my dismay when I tried to wrench them open - locked. I slapped my pocket and swore. "Sloane, I don't have my keys!" I shouted. "Do you?" "Like you people let me drive? Fuck, no, I don't have keys to the van." She bent, picking up a large rock from the curb. "On the other hand, I don't really need them, do I?" "Sloane - " My protest died when I heard Jeff scream inside the van. It was a shrill, agonized sound, and it hurt my heart in ways I hadn't known were possible. "Throw the fucking rock, Sloane!" The words had barely left my lips before Sloane's rock was smashing through the driver's side window By Seanan Mcguire Sloane Locked Van Open Doors

The passenger door popped open, and Owen peered inside. 'Going my way?' he asked with more than a hint of sarcasm. The interior was illuminated by a complicated range of VDUs and dashboard controls. Captain Jack Harkness was at the wheel, a broad grin on his face. 'All the way,' he said. 'I bet you pick up guys like this all the time,' said Owen as he climbed in and shut the door. 'It's the car,' Jack smiled. 'Everyone digs the car. By Trevor Baxendale Open Inside Owen Passenger Popped

his bloody hands as he rode silently in the back of the transport van back toward the juvenile detention By Scott Pratt Back Detention Bloody Hands Rode

As the old saying went: "Not all windowless vans have residential surveillance equipment. By Joseph Fink Equipment Windowless Vans Residential Surveillance

Come into my Tahoe, Simon, By Alice Clayton Simon Tahoe

Where's Vanessa? By Julie Ann Walker Vanessa

I gotta call Vanni tonight, and tell her. I've got her all confused and totally furious ... ""Paul, you can't tell her on the phone," Jack said."But - ""Paul! She's gonna hang up on you! And then the next time you show your face, she's going to put a bullet in your head. And Walt will help her line up her shot. By Robyn Carr Paul Vanni Tonight Gotta Call

A white van drove slowly - as slowly as only an inexperienced and frightened driver could godown San Pablo Avenue. It came to a stop at a distance, and Caine found himself hoping it wastrouble. Trouble he could handle. A fight would be a wonderful relief from the tedium. By Michael Grant Avenue San Pablo Slowly White

Hamilton awkwardly folded himself into the passenger seat. "Couldn't you get something bigger?" he asked as he banged his knee against the dashboard."We're supposed to be a diversion," Jonah said. "Got to make an entrance. Can't do that in a minivan, Giganto Boy. Can't do much in a minivan except look about as uncool as it gets.""Hey! My dad drives a minivan.""Snap. By Jude Watson Hamilton Seat Awkwardly Folded Passenger

Faster!" Shane yelled. Eve hit the gas hard, and whipped around a slower-moving van. The firing ceased, at least for now. "You see why I didn't want you to stop?""Okay, your father is officially off my Christmas list!" Eve yelled. "Oh my God, look at my car! By Rachel Caine Faster Yelled Eve God Shane

If you prefer, I can acquire a windowless creeper van, and we can huddle in it and eat greasy take out. By Ilona Andrews Prefer Van Acquire Windowless Creeper

Van Eck's going to pull something," Kaz had said back on Black Veil, "and it's going to be messy, because he has less than twelve hours to plan it." "Good," said Jesper. "Bad," said Kaz. "The more complicated a plan is, the more people he has to involve, the more people talk, the more ways it can go wrong. By Leigh Bardugo Veil Eck Black Kaz Van

drove his new customized Tesla By Clive Cussler Tesla Drove Customized

...a mini-hearse. It had the practicality of a mini-van and the handy carrying capacity of a hearse combined. If you get annoyed with your kids at soccer practice, you can always kill them on the way home and take them directly to the cemetery. By David David Katzman Minihearse Combined Practicality Minivan Handy

We'll take the Aventador," Fox said. "It hugs the road like you do my cock when I'm inside you." "Fox." She pushed at one muscled arm, to his wicked grin. "I cannot believe you just compared me to a car!" "No, I compared the car to you," he pointed out, one hand on the steering wheel, the big SUV moving so smoothly it appeared an extension of his body. "She gives me a sweet ride, but nothing comes close to my Molly. By Nalini Singh Aventador Fox Compared Car Molly

fatal vehicular misadventure. By Thomas Ligotti Fatal Misadventure Vehicular

The '67 model was the last good Volks - and the young men knew it. "Hepburn, they stole our fucking car." "Oh Hank, surely not!" "It's gone. It was sitting there." I pointed. "Now it's gone." "Hank, what will we do?" "We'll take a taxi. I really feel bad." "Why do people do that?" "They have to. It's their way out." We By Charles Bukowski Volks Model Hank Hepburn Good

I have something to check out. You ... guard the truck.""Sylvie," Wright said, "no one wants this truck. I'm broke and on foot, and I don't want this truck. By Lyn Benedict Truck Sylvie Check Wright Guard

Vann also came to realize something else. As offensive as the lack of cultural awareness in the office was, part of that deficit was his own. They didn't understand him, but he didn't understand them, either. (197) By Tanner Colby Vann Realize Understand Part Offensive

purple van pulled up to the curb. The side door rolled open. A cheerful male voice said, "Hey, there!" The last thing Alistair Oh saw was a large fist hurtling toward his face. By Rick Riordan Purple Curb Van Pulled Hey

DAD, MAX THE ROACH, AND OUR RAGGEDY OLD VAN WERE BACK WHERE THEY BELONGED! By Rachel Renee Russell Dad Max Roach Belonged Raggedy

Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar. By Al Murray Sidekick Cheeky Sidecar Motorcycle

plaintively. Ford By Douglas Adams Plaintively Ford

Vehicles are one of the best modes of transportation. Relationships are one of the best vehicles of transformation. By Kate Mcgahan Transportation Vehicles Modes Relationships Transformation

Jesus take the wheel By Carrie Underwood Jesus Wheel

Janet stood and began a wide navigation of turning one hundred and eighty degrees to enter her vehicle, her slow toddles calling to mind a sleepwalking badger. Her weak forearms often came alive to shoo away invisible hindrances, pawing the air with disgruntled choler. Before beginning the climb up the van's two carpeted steps, the most athletic portion of her adieu, she unceremoniously dropped her cigarette butt to the ground without extinguishing it. I got the feeling she hoped it might roll beneath the vehicle's gas tank and give her a true Viking burial. By Alissa Nutting Janet Badger Stood Began Wide

Renfield, my ass. What I had on my hands was a Van Helsing. By Jordan Castillo Price Renfield Ass Helsing Van Hands

Me and Mike, ve vork in mine,Holy shit, ve have good time.Vunce a veek ve get our pay,Holy shit, no vork next day. By Kurt Vonnegut Shit Mike Vork Day Mineholy

Two motorcycles rumble in behind me and park in open spots. It's Pigpen and Dust. They're part of the volunteers tailing me and Violet until we're safe. By Katie Mcgarry Spots Motorcycles Rumble Park Open

I, the driver of this car, that used to be Jim Ross, the teamster, and J.A. Ross and Co., general merchandise at Queen Centre, California, am now J. Arnold Ross, oil operator, and my breakfast is about digested, and I am a little too warm in my big new overcoat because the sun is coming out, and I have a new well flowing four thousand barrels at Los Lobos river, and sixteen on the pump at Antelope, and I'm on my way to sign a lease at Beach City, and we'll make up our schedule in the next couple of hours, and 'Bunny' is sitting beside me, and he is well and strong, and is going to own everything I am making, and follow in my footsteps, except that he will never make the ugly blunders or have painful memories that I have, but will be wise and perfect and do everything I say. By Upton Sinclair Ross California Centre Jim Queen

We looked at each other. At that moment, I was also a hundred percent sure that Van Dieren and I were thinking the same thing. But he didn By Herman Koch Looked Van Dieren Moment Thing

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it! By Judy Garland Velveeta Eat Wax Car

Bucky's garage was a two-bay cinder block structure that sat like an island in a sea of cars. New cars, old cars, smashed cars, rusted cars, cars that had signed on for the vital organ program, By Janet Evanovich Cars Bucky Garage Twobay Cinder

You call this a chariot? By Missy Lyons Chariot Call

Late Friday morning I was driving toward Boulder. I was seated in "Doctor Lovebeads Cosmic Wonderbus and Mobile Mercantile." That entire phrase was painted in psychedelic colors on both sides of the van. But I left out the possessive apostrophe on "Lovebus[']" in order to show my contempt for bourgeois conformity. By Gary Reilly Boulder Friday Late Morning Driving

Mack Gaffey, resident veterinarian and owner of Oak Falls Kennel for the Canine Challenged came to greet him. He was a tall, painfully thin man with a tuft of wiry gray hair sticking out in horns on his head and a pair of thick-rimmed glasses."Sheriff, glad you could make it." They shook hands."Alright Mack," Al said. "So you've had yourself some vandalism, huh?"Mack nodded and lead him around his white GMC. On hood of the van was a fogged-up ZipLock bag. "Some sicko took a dump on my van."Mack held up the bag so Al could see the giant, steaming turd inside. "It's human shit, Al. I did the tests this morning."The sheriff frowned and started wiping the hand he shook Mack's with against his pants. "Well, this stinks.""You should smell it out of the bag, Sheriff. By Daniel Younger Mack Gaffey Oak Falls Kennel

THE LAST WORDS OF MAX VANDENBURG: You've done enough. By Markus Zusak Vandenburg Words Max

People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht! By David Lee Roth People Dispair Life Cesspool Darkness

Whoever wanted this trunk By Rachel Hauck Trunk Wanted

Did you have sex in that alley?" "Inside the SUV." Beth unwound her arms and sat back. She lifted a hand in the air. "High five." Vanni just stared at her blankly. "Bucket list, remember? Sex in a car. By Laurann Dohner Alley Inside Suv Sex High

You're not doing a good job of selling me this dumb fantasy. I'm not climbing into the back of your van if I have to be Robin. I'm Batman. That's how these things work. By John Kerry Fantasy Good Job Selling Dumb

the car into gear and drives through the gate. Dede closes the gate behind them, taking another look across the street and seeing nothing. "That's the thing, though," she says when she reenters the car. "He wasn't walking. He was just watching us. I mean, I think. With the headlights, I couldn't really see. It could just be my eyes playing tricks." Annie pulls the Beetle onto the grass next to the massive detached garage, hidden from sight. She lets out a sigh. "Good to be home," she says. "There's no place like home. There's no place like - " "Would you shut up?" As they walk toward the back entrance, they see the ladder the hot tool-belt guy used yesterday, broken down and lying in the grass. "Noah was cute," Annie says. "Was he? Was he cute?" Dede throws another elbow. "Now, now, dearest, I only have eyes for you. By James Patterson Gate Car Gear Drives Annie

Averageness is a quality we must put up with. Men march toward civilization in column formation, and by the time the van has learned to admire the masters the rear is drawing reluctantly away from the totem pole. By Frank Moore Colby Averageness Quality Put Men Formation

In our age where the average person is a cog wheel who gets pushed in the subways, elevators, department stores, cafeterias, lives in the same house as the next fellow, has the same style of furniture, [and] wears the same clothing, . . . the ownership of a different car provides the means to ascertain his individuality to himself and everybody around," he added.16 In his own awkward way, Duntov had expressed the potential of the Corvette. By Paul Ingrassia Elevators Cafeterias Subways Department Stores

We shot that in all the real places where Van Gogh worked. By Vincente Minnelli Van Gogh Worked Shot Real

That's right. A chauffeured car, for a twenty-year-old college student. If I hadn't felt so pensive I might've looked for the Grey Poupon Dijon mustard. By Penny Reid Car College Student Grey Poupon

In August of 2002, I survived a car accident. Although I can still see the van speeding toward us, I cannot bring to mind the crash itself - only its aftermath. By Siri Hustvedt August Accident Survived Car Aftermath

Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder? By Bruce Willis Stevie Car Driving

An unmarked cop car carrying Mitch Lawson and Brock Lucas, both detectives with the DPD. By Kristen Ashley Lucas Dpd Mitch Lawson Brock

A faint smile touched Emily's mouth. "You want kids?""I want bucketloads tucked neatly into a minivan," he laughed."Gavin Blake in a minivan?""Absolutely," he replied, reaching for his beer. "A funky forest green one, too. By Gail Mchugh Emily Minivan Mouth Absolutely Faint

Though I did not have the statistics, just observing the number of women on the streets during peak hours dressed for work, it was obvious that a greater percentage of women in Vanni went to work outside the home. There were also more women in civilian clothes riding motorbikes on Vanni roads compared to the rest of the island. Women, both LTTE members as well as civilians, occupied the public space in large numbers. They were very visible on the roads and in the LTTE institutions. This gave Vanni a uniquely pro-woman character, which was absent elsewhere on the island. ...It was a unique kind of feminism, created by connecting the majority of women living all over Vanni, from all walks of life, for public action regarding women and children in need of help By N. Malathy Women Vanni Work Ltte Statistics

Ah! Vanitas Vanitatum! Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?-Come, children, let us shut up the box and the puppets, for our play is played out. By William Makepeace Thackeray Vanitatum Vanitas Children World Desire

I cannot believe that I get a tour bus. I've been traveling in a van for 15 years. I used to look at people who were on buses and be like, 'Whoa, man, some day.' By Rachel Platten Bus Tour Whoa Years Man

Love. This is a lorry, not a Ferrari. By Sophie Kinsella Love Ferrari Lorry

I will never forget the moment when Peter van Pels and I saw a group of selected men. Among those men was Peter's father. The men were marched away. Two hours later, a lorry came by, loaded with their clothing. By Otto Frank Pels Peter Men Forget Moment

French zombie chauffeur. By Rick Riordan French Chauffeur Zombie

A car for the people, an affordable Volkswagen, would bring great joy to the masses and the problems of building such a car must be faced with courage. By Adolf Hitler Volkswagen Car People Courage Affordable

She had offered to drive, not least because it would have given her some control over the evening, but Gethin had raised an eyebrow and told her he liked a more comfortable ride. She assumed it was a reference to her van rather than some frank over-sharing. By Christine Stovell Gethin Drive Evening Ride Offered

Her lips slid into a foxy grin. I made little Van voodoo dolls and stabbed them with toothpicks. By Pam Godwin Grin Lips Slid Foxy Van

Suddenly Van was confused. "I thought you hated it when I bossed you around?" "I do. Normally. Out there." She pointed at the door he stood in front of. "But I've noticed that my sexual response is heightened when you order me around during intercourse." Van stared at her. He didn't know what to say but he noticed she'd suddenly started to glow ... and are those angel wings? By Shelly Laurenston Confused Van Suddenly Noticed Thought

How can this be your car? (Nick)Well, I wrote a really big check that didn't bounce to the dealer and then the most amazing thing happened ... the salesman gave me the keys and let me take it home. It was like magic. (Acheron) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Car Nick Acheron Happened Wrote

Took me by the hand, she's gonna love me in my Chevy Van. By Sammy Johns Van Chevy Hand Gonna Love