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What can I say? I put the 'ick' in 'magic'. By Jim Butcher Ick Magic Put

I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. By Irving Brecher Stork Bet Father Spent Year

Ankh-Morpork! Pearl of cities! This is not a completely accurate description, of course - it was not round and shiny - but even its worst enemies would agree that if you had to liken Ankh-Morpork to anything, then it might as well be a piece of rubbish covered with the diseased secretions of a dying mollusc. By Terry Pratchett Ankhmorpork Pearl Cities Description Shiny

What are they called? Sprackles, shakums, edible sequins, glossy sugar deedeebobs, I don't know. Instead of sprinkling them on a cookie, I sprinkle them on Angel de la Guarda. By David Quammen Called Sprackles Shakums Guarda Edible

Spry is not a look, spry is behavior. By Robert Culp Spry Behavior

Joe Spork opens the door. The man departs. Joe turns to Polly to say something about how they're obviously not going to Portsmouth, and finds an oyster knife balanced on his cheek, just under his eye."Can we be very clear," Polly Cradle murmurs, "that I am not your booby sidekick or your Bond girl? That I am an independent supervillain in my own right?"Joe swallows. "Yes, we can," he says carefully."There will therefore be no more 'Say hello, Polly'?""There will not. By Nick Harkaway Spork Joe Polly Door Opens

I am Ragnuk, and I am going to eat you now. By Courtney Allison Moulton Ragnuk Eat

What kind of parents willingly name their kid Spud? They should be arrested for douchebaggery. By Katie Kacvinsky Spud Kind Parents Willingly Kid

Cherk: a charming jerk. By Kim Culbertson Cherk Jerk Charming

crocogator." She By Lou Cadle Crocogator

Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy! By Tamara Thorne Malory Pussy Chipmunk

strange, spiky pieces of By Lauren Groff Strange Spiky Pieces

Can a sparrow know how a stork feels? By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe Feels Sparrow Stork

I'm not him, I'm not the turncloak, he died at Winterfell. My name is Reek, It rhymes with freak By George R R Martin Winterfell Turncloak Reek Died Freak

I wonder why looking at that causes sleepiness ... Maybe it's the illusion-type magic that Spriggans are good at or something. By Reki Kawahara Sleepiness Spriggans Illusiontype Magic Good

Silly what's his name, the Shrek, whoever he was on the television this morning? By Paul Keating Shrek Silly Morning Television

The smylere with the knyf under the cloke. By Geoffrey Chaucer Cloke Smylere Knyf

Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel? By Rick Riordan Squirrel

The squealing little arse-gerbil. By Tana French Arsegerbil Squealing

You little prick. It's a whelk ... it's a ... it's a ... dead whelk! By St John Morris Prick Whelk Dead

Owr brave little shank! By James Dashner Owr Shank Brave

Shank's got more guts than I've fried up from every pig and cow in the last year." He paused, as if expecting a laugh, but none came. "How stupid is this - he saves Alby's life, kills a couple of Grievers, and we're sitting here yappin' about what to do with him. As Chuck would say, this is a pile of klunk. By James Dashner Shank Year Guts Fried Pig

At Spezia when I am angry I go full of smoke inside, but when you make me angry I see everything. By Elizabeth Bowen Angry Spezia Inside Full Smoke

... Dexter the sofa spud ... By Jeff Lindsay Dexter Spud Sofa

I put the ick in magic. By Jim Butcher Magic Put Ick

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. By Mae West Stork Mother Thrown

SCORPIUS: "I can't quite believe I did that."ALBUS: "I can't quite believe you did that either."SCORPIUS: "Rose Granger-Weasley. I asked out Rose Granger-Weasley."ALBUS: "And she said no."SCORPIUS: "But I asked her. I planted the acorn. The acorn that will grow into our eventual marriage."ALBUS: "You are aware that you're an utter fantasist. By J.k. Rowling Scorpius Albus Rose That Either

Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel. By Deborah Harkness Sporrengasse Gallowglass Pretzel Returned Vampires

Powdered doughnuts I will look for powdered doughnuts in the wilderness here doughnuts By Rick Riordan Doughnuts Powdered Wilderness

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist. By David Letterman Doughnuts Kreme Krispy Konsult Kardiologist

Sugar flake that, yo. Snap, crackle, pop. By Liz Ruckdeschel Snap Crackle Pop Sugar Flake

On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a FreddyKrueger. Granuaile MacTiernan By Kevin Hearne Cthulhu Creep Scale Kitty Freddykrueger

Relaxed, I lit a spliff. By Michael Moorcock Relaxed Spliff Lit

Spud has two expressions: totally-scoobied-as-to-what-the-fuck's-going-on and the constantly-on-the-verge-of-tears look he is currently deploying. Assailed with self pity and self loathing, regarding his folly in sitting next to Begbie, he glances around. - Aye ... it's bad, like say, he concedes, wondering how he can manoeuvre into another seat. By Irvine Welsh Spud Expressions Deploying Begbie Aye

HORKLUMP M.O.M. Classification: X The Horklump comes from Scandinavia but is now widespread throughout northern Europe. It resembles a fleshy, pinkish mushroom covered in sparse, wiry black bristles. A prodigious breeder, the Horklump will cover an average garden in a matter of days. It spreads sinewy tentacles rather than roots into the ground to search for its preferred food of earthworms. The Horklump is a favourite delicacy of gnomes but otherwise has no discernible use. H By J.k. Rowling Horklump Europe Scandinavia Classification Widespread

So I have this word for much of what I do in life: 'plorking.' I'm not playing and I'm not working, I'm plorking. By Jeff Bridges Plorking Life Word Working Playing

Watch it, loincloth, I'm not afraid to spork your eyes out. By Magan Vernon Loincloth Watch Afraid Spork Eyes

Acronym, n.I remember the first time you signed an email with SWAK. I didn't know what it meant. It sounded violent, like a slap connecting. SWAK! Batman knocking down the Riddler. SWAK! Cries of "Liar! Liar!" Tears. SWAK! So I wrote back: SWAK? And the next time you wrote, ten minutes later, you explained.I loved the ridiculous image I got from that, of you leaning over your laptop, touching your lips gently to the screen, sealing your words to me before turning them into electricity. Now every time you SWAK me, the echo of that electricity remains. By David Levithan Swak Acronym Liar Time Remember

Stutter, stutter! By Yukio Mishima Stutter

That cat doesn't have a lick of sense,' I said, sighing.Well, honey, he's not right in the head,' Dad said, flipping his cigarette into the front yard.I glared at him. 'And just what do you mean by that?'Dad counted on his fingers. 'He's cross-eyed; he jumps out of trees after birds and then doesn't land on his feet; he sleeps with his head smashed up against the wall, and the tip of his tail is crooked.'Oh yeah? Well, how about this: he once got locked in a basement by evil Petey Scroggs in the middle of January and survived on snow and little frozen mice. When I'm cold at night he sleeps right on my face. Of that whole litter of kittens he came out of he's the only one left. One of his brothers didn't even have a butthole.'I stand corrected. PeeDink is a survivor. By Haven Kimmel Dad Sighingwell Honey Sense Flipping

I expect you (William Whitelaw) were as impressed as I was to read of the recent electrocution in Florida of a character called John Spenkelink in the electric chair. It seems that a full six minutes passed before Spenkelink was dead, during which time he hopped about like a prawn on a hot plate. By William Donaldson William Whitelaw Florida John Spenkelink

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is dizzyingly brilliant. Mark Leyner is a hyperkinetic shaman, who flies the banner of rum and candy and writes like a one-eyed feral bandit. His new book is supremely original, delirious and synapse-shattering. By John Cusack Sugar Frosted Nutsack Brilliant Dizzyingly

Rat. A curse, an insult, a word totally without light. By Kate Dicamillo Rat Curse Insult Light Word

Hissy, hissy, little snakey, Slither on the floor, You be good to Morfin Or he'll nail you to the door. By J.k. Rowling Hissy Slither Morfin Snakey Floor

Ankh-Morpork, the melting pot of the world, which occasionally runs foul of lumps that don't melt. By Terry Pratchett Ankhmorpork World Melt Melting Pot

Twas now the very witching time of night,When churchyards groan, and graves give up their dead,And many a mischievous, enfranchised spriteHad long since burst his bonds of stone or lead,And hurried off, with schoolboy-like delight,To play his pranks near some poor wretch's bed,Sleeping, perhaps serenely as a porpoise,Nor dreaming of this fiendish Habeas Corpus. By Thomas Ingoldsby Corpus Habeas Twas Groan Mischievous

These aren't cupcake sprinkles. By Aprilynne Pike Sprinkles Cupcake

T-shirt that read I'M A GLEEK. By Marlene Perez Gleek Tshirt Read

SPIIIIIDERS!" The world ceased its turning. The owl went dumb. The Milky Way flickered on the verge of extinction. Ben hollered it again: "Spiders!" He started thrashing wildly amid the pine needles. "They're all over me! By Robert Mccammon Spiiiiiders Spiders Turning Milky World

Sedgewhisker appeared farther down. We need to get out By Erin Hunter Sedgewhisker Appeared Farther

One of the creatures in the front circle shook itself all over and, still shaking, moved very, very slowly toward Spock. He didn't move a muscle. The creature put out a long slender pseudopod, gleaming in the sunshine like suddenly blown glass, and poked Spock's boot with it. Then it made the scratchy sound again, more laughter, and said a word: "Gotcha!" It jumped back into place. All the other creatures began to echo the scratch-laughter. Spock looked around him in mild bemusement. "Captain," he said, "I suspect we have found a kindergarten ... By Diane Duane Spock Shaking Moved Front Circle

Holy shit. I'm a Smurf. By Erica Cameron Holy Shit Smurf

Kasen lifted one of the bottles and read the label. "This stuff can kill you." "Yeah, but obviously not quick enough." He went to take another swig. Nykyrian jerked it out of his hand. "Hey!" He pulled it away from his grasping hand. "Don't even make that noise at me." Syn curled his lip. "You and Vik. You're both traitors. You might as well move in with Shahara, too." Vik had gone to live with her and refused to come back until Syn "got over himself". Little wormy betraying mecha bastard. Kasen shook her head. "I think this is the first time I've ever seen you drink from a bottle." Nykyrian snorted. "Lucky you. I've seen him tap a keg and funnel it."- Kasen, Syn, & Nykyrian By Sherrilyn Kenyon Kasen Nykyrian Syn Label Lifted

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? By Jeff Dunham Smurf Turn Choke Color

It's true I don't tolerate fools but then they don't tolerate me, so I am spiky. Maybe that's why I'm quite good at playing spiky elderly ladies. By Maggie Smith Tolerate Spiky True Fools Ladies

You damn morphodite, I'll kill you! By Harper Lee Morphodite Damn Kill

I'm your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I'm a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge. By Rachel Caine Skeletor Nightmare Worst Damn Grudge

The top seed this weekend is Richard Krajicek,12 a 6'5" Dutchman who wears a tiny white billed hat in the sun and rushes the net like it owes him money and in general plays like a rabid crane. By David Foster Wallace Richard Dutchman Crane Top Seed

Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare . . . what did Professor Sprout say? - it likes the dark and the damp - " "So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes - of course - but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands. By J.k. Rowling Snare Devil Professor Sprout Damp

The dot that became a speck that became a blob that became a figure that became a boy By John Boyne Boy Dot Speck Blob Figure

Going to a dark bed there was a square round Sinbad the Sailor roc's auk's egg in the night of the bed of all the auks of the rocs of Darkinbad the Brightdayler. By James Joyce Brightdayler Bed Sinbad Sailor Darkinbad

I'm crepuscular. By Christopher Hitchens Crepuscular

am Slinklebert Petrovius Mordechai Smythe, but everyone calls me Slinky, mainly because nobody can ever figure out how to say my name properly. By Books Smythe Slinky Slinklebert Petrovius Mordechai

Pustular berk with the charisma of a plimsole By Julian Barnes Pustular Plimsole Berk Charisma

The phrase 'sodomized by a bratwurst poltergeist' suddenly flew through my mind. By David Wong Phrase Sodomized Poltergeist Suddenly Mind

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork. By Wilson Mizner Stork Bird Poor Real Tumble

chooks. You cannot go away and leave By Peter Carey Chooks Leave

Nameless McBitchypants By Seanan Mcguire Nameless Mcbitchypants

I'd like to be called Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom. By Robert Pattinson Ransom Spunk Called

Kids called me 'Skeletor' as a kid because I was so skinny. By Cameron Diaz Skeletor Skinny Called Kids Kid

This is unexpected ... like squirt from aggressive grapefruit. By Earl Derr Biggers Unexpected Grapefruit Squirt Aggressive

'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.' By Nadia Giosia Shkoff Eat Shkiaff Gettouttahere Forget

Irix, my beloved klepto. By Debra Dunbar Irix Klepto Beloved

You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf. By Fayjay Smurf Crappy Morning

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans". By Ambrose Bierce Rattlesnake Homo Brother Ventrambulans Prostrate

Halloween. Sly does it. Tiptoe catspaws. Slide and creep. But why? What for? How? Who? When! Where did it all begin? 'You don't know, do you?' asks Carapace Clavicle Moundshroud climbing out under the pile of leaves under the Halloween Tree. 'You don't really know!' By Ray Bradbury Halloween Sly Tree Tiptoe Catspaws

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,All are on their rounds tonight;In the wan moon's silver ray,Thrives their helter-skelter play. By Joel Benton Pixie Kobold Elf Tonight Play

If I was a Pokemon, I'll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff. By Robert Downey Jr. Pokemon Jigglypuff Psyduck

Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. By Eoin Colfer Careful Spiro Guns Dangerous Hole

Let Sporus tremble - "What? that thing of silk, Sporus, that mere white curd of ass's milk?Satire or sense, alas! can Sporus feel?Who breaks a Butterfly upon a Wheel?"Yet let me flap this Bug with gilded wings,This painted Child of Dirt that stinks and stings; Whose Buzz the Witty and the Fair annoys,Yet Wit ne'er tastes, and Beauty ne'er enjoys, By Alexander Pope Satire Sporus Alas Tremble Silk

i feel the spring breeze rufflingthe new-hatched damp of my unfurlingfeathers; i see with eyes bleary from egg-darkthe shell clinging sticky to my screamingbeak. By Beth Morey Unfurlingfeathers Screamingbeak Feel Spring Breeze

scrotum. By David Levithan Scrotum

[ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone. By Warren Ellis Superrat Gun Telephone Nailed Eyes

Oh, jeez. Is that a spleen?" "I think that's a spleen, yes. By Mira Grant Jeez Spleen

See, that's what I want more of. A little spunk!''Fuck off!' I yell, shocking myself with my vulgar language.'Ooh, yes, carry on, you filthy-mouthed bitch!'I gasp and swing around, finding him grinning from ear to ear. 'Wanker.''Cow.''Tosser.'He grins some more. 'Dog.''Shirt-lifter,' I retort.'Tart.'I recoil, horrified. 'I am not a tart! By Jodi Ellen Malpas Fuck Ooh Ear Tart Wanker

Egg-sucking son of a porcupine! By Diana Gabaldon Eggsucking Porcupine Son

I'm sorry to tell you this, sprite, but you are definitely little. By Cherise Sinclair Sprite

She's a wolf. Get it right, crap for brains. Tink's knickers, you have got to be the stupidest lunker I've ever lit on. By Kim Harrison Wolf Crap Brains Tink Knickers

You should name him Fezzik.""Inconceivable. By Ilona Andrews Inconceivable Fezzik

I'm a shreddermouf, aren't I?' 'I was afraid of that,' said Tansy. He was going to keep her in his larder until he was hungy again, and then he was going to rip her apart. 'Dis is my lair', said the shreddermouth proudly. 'It's de best lair in Tiratattle.' 'Is it?' said Tansy. 'Oh yes. It's a drainage tunnel. Goes right up to de surface, it does. Lots of storage space. My name's Gulp.' 'Tansy,' said Tansy, deciding not to ask him what he kept in his storage space and wondering whether introductions were quite the thing. By Elizabeth Kay Tansy Shreddermouf Dis Lair Storage

What the hell is a SpongeBob? By Madeleine Urban Spongebob Hell

Hello, my name is ees Lebkuchen Spice, and I vant to show you my coooooookies ... By David Levithan Spice Lebkuchen Coooooookies Ees Vant

Each parasaur produced a large mound of straw-colored spoor. This was accompanied by low trumpeting from each animal in the herd - along with an enormous quantity of expelled flatus, redolent of methane. By Michael Crichton Spoor Parasaur Produced Large Mound

Spooky Twisties:All things Spooky, here beginThey lay and wait, in books within.They sometimes pass, in open space.Then leave and go, without a trace.Some appear on the spot.Some we know, others not.Sometimes we are afraid to say,"leave us now", or beg to stay.At times they leave a sign beyond,A gentle breeze, or note from song.Be not afraid, to read story's close.For in the dark, your spirit goes. By Terri Bertha Twisties Spooky Leave Afraid Wait

Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake. By Jonathan Safran Foer Dipshiitake Balzac Succotash

fangjerk~Wraith By Larissa Ione Wraith Fangjerk

I am Calumny Spinks.Between me and the satin blue sky hangs the hempen noose.It has swung there in the faintest of breezes, waiting for me, all my life. By Piers Alexander Calumny Breezes Waiting Life Spinksbetween

Squirrel! I've told you not to share your cheek nuts with humans. They don't appreciate it as much as other squirrels! By Trevor H. Cooley Squirrel Squirrels Humans Told Share

Vik?"The little metallic bird postured on the windowsill, eyeing him coldly. Vik's paint was iridescent and glossed-something the mecha had never liked, since he said it made him look like a girlie bird. "I'm surprised you remember my name." Vik paused before he added an acerbic, "Asshole."Syn laughed as he rolled away from Shahara. "You prickly little shit, get over here."Vik swooped in to land between the two of them on the bed. He burst apart, shifting from bird form to that of a more traditional mechbot. With his hand, he smacked Syn in the arm. "I thought you were coming back for me.""I tried. I really did, but by the time I could, I figured you'd be gone." Vik hissed then looked at Shahara. "He lie to you like that?" -Syn & Vik By Sherrilyn Kenyon Vik Syn Bird Shahara Windowsill

Just trying to get a visual of you on the beach in Spain ... How's that working out for you?Pretty spiffy.Spiffy? Did you just say spiffy?I typed it actually. You got something against spiffy? By Alice Clayton Spain Visual Beach Pretty Spiffy