Explore a collection of the most beloved and motivational quotes and sayings about Shit. Share these powerful messages with your loved ones on social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, or on your personal blog, and inspire the world with their wisdom. We've compiled the Top 100 Shit Quotes and Sayings from 97 influential authors, including Louise Rennison,Deyth Banger,J.r. Rim,Maya Banks,James K. Morrow, for you to enjoy and share.

I can't believe the poo-osity of my life! By Louise Rennison Life Pooosity

Bullshit, after every shit you say... you keep saying shit. Please stop! By Deyth Banger Bullshit Shit Stop

This moment is history. By J.r. Rim History Moment

You know what? Fuck you man. Cant believe you'd come in here like this, especially after all we had to say in the office today. By Maya Banks Fuck Man Today Office

Sleep well, gentlemen, for tomorrow we become connoisseurs of shite. By James K. Morrow Gentlemen Sleep Shite Tomorrow Connoisseurs

What a fucking joke. By Aravind Adiga Joke Fucking

Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe. By James Patterson Sir Excuse Shoe Dog Poop

... cheer the fuck up and eat your burger. By Robert Galbraith Cheer Burger Fuck Eat

Go happen someplace else. By Adeara Allyne Happen Someplace

It's official: we're fucked. By Manel Loureiro Official Fucked

Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales, you scoff 'You're shitting me.' You find something you like very much, you exclaim 'That's good shit! By Jane Yolen Word Shit Common Pleasantly Surprised

Everything after Star Wars is shit. By Aleksandar Hemon Star Wars Shit

When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves. By Wally Lewis Kiwis Ran Field Poor Bastards

Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen. By Juxian Tang Shit Make Happen

It's time to climb off our high horses and step into the shit. By Brian K. Vaughan Shit Time Climb High Horses

Get shitfaced, then face the shit. By David Levithan Shitfaced Shit Face

Out, damned spot By William Shakespeare Damned Spot

Good riddance to bad rubbish. By Rodman Philbrick Good Rubbish Riddance Bad

FML. Fuck my life. By Jennifer Hillier Fml Fuck Life

Just because you have to eat shit doesn't mean you have to become shit. By Paige Dearth Shit Eat

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!! By John Cena Crap Beat Outta

Oh well, whatever, nevermind. By Kurt Cobain Nevermind

Mother... fucker... By V.e Schwab Mother Fucker

Time needs another minute. By Sly Stone Time Minute

Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. By Rahm Emanuel Ing Tampon

Shit down your computer, and restart. By Claire Chilton Shit Computer Restart

That shit stops now. By Maya Banks Shit Stops

Save it fucker. I'm gonna slit you open and gut you like a fish and pull out your insides. I'm going to show you the black stuff inside your belly, and then I'm gonna make you eat it. By Brian Keene Save Fucker Gonna Slit Open

I'm going to shit in your lungs for this. By Warren Ellis Shit Lungs

I ain't shit! I ain't shit! shouts your brain, and this place proves the point. By Daniel Woodrell Shit Shouts Brain Point Place

Crap. I was a lying chicken. By Lauren Myracle Crap Chicken Lying

Believe this, Bitch. By Laurell K. Hamilton Bitch

What a fucking mess I am. By Monica Murphy Fucking Mess

Shut your damn mouth. By Nick Offerman Shut Mouth Damn

Over. Done. Gone. By Wen Spencer

Reminder: Dump Brains and Bowels in Hazmat Bin! By J.r. Rain Reminder Dump Bin Brains Bowels

Let the worst come to the worst. By Miguel De Cervantes Worst

SHIT, OR GET OFF THE POT By Rupert Murdoch Shit Pot

Don't shit where you eat. By Emma Chase Eat Shit

Crap on a stick. By Cameo Renae Crap Stick

Do no harm. Take no shit By Unknown Harm Shit

You don't spell it, son. You eat it. By John Hughes Son Spell Eat

Did you find your shit? You've got to watch the mota Thurston, your fuckin' memory just goes out the window. By R. John Pritchard Shit Thurston Find Fuckin Memory

Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way. By Tara Sivec Give Fuck

Okay, woman. Spit that canary out and wipe those feathers off your chin. What the heck happened to you? Last night you were crying over a laxative commercial on TV. By Katherine Allred Woman Spit Chin Canary Wipe

The shit is *not* the shit (this was Mo's mantra,) the *pigeon* is the shit. By Zadie Smith Shit Pigeon Mantra

One more thing, one more time. By Josh Sundquist Thing Time

I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit. By Kevin Hearne Sherlock Shit Opportunity Point

Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater! By Gilles Deleuze Imaginary Shit Mortifying Theater Symbolic

. . we know . . . we . . . uh, what was that again? By Jo Nesbo

Oh, fucking fuckery, By C.d. Reiss Fucking Fuckery

........end of!..... By Jodi Ellen Malpas End

May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face. By Frank Zappa Face Shit Life Kiss

Been there, done that, seen it, heard it, pissed on it. By Billy Corgan Heard Pissed

Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello. By Ed Wood Worst Film

The word came into her mind just as quickly as it had done yesterday. "Crap." She hadn't been able to hold it back then - it had flown out of her mouth like an angry and hotheaded little swallow, and in a flash it had changed into a big cloud. By Hakan Nesser Yesterday Crap Word Mind Quickly

The glass is completely full...of shit. By Brian Spellman Full Shit Glass Completely

You little shit, you remembered By Penelope Ward Shit Remembered

I look like shit, dead.I look like dead shit. By Chuck Palahniuk Shit Deadi Dead

Wow. And there it is. Your inner asshole just bled through. By Jus Accardo Wow Asshole Bled

You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we'll go back and forth and find a middle ground. This ends with you shitting in a toilet. By Justin Halpern Toilet Years Ground Shit Negotiations

Let me belikea thingleftin acornerand forgotten By Giuseppe Ungaretti Forgotten Belikea Thingleftin Acornerand

LIFE is a shit, So we are taking it... By Rajesh Life Shit Taking

The Indian peasant is the world's champion shitter. Stacks of chappaties and mounds of mustard leaf-mash down the hatch twice a day; stacks of shit a.m. and p.m. By Khushwant Singh Indian Stacks Shitter Peasant World

Oh, how daily life is. By Jules Laforgue Daily Life

Do you want me to swear this time? Yes. Well, crap. By James Patterson Time Crap Swear

The shit is going to hit the fan in a big way By Jodi Ellen Malpas Shit Hit Fan Big

These words are vomit. By Tahereh Mafi Vomit Words

Eat it up asshole my vengeance will come.And you will bleed. By Sherrilyn Kenyon Eat Bleed Asshole Vengeance Comeand

Lets go eat a God damn snack By Rex Ryan God Snack Eat Damn

Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter. By Nenia Campbell Bad Game Insert Quarter Fucking

Then the shit hit the fan. By John Kenneth Galbraith Fan Shit Hit

Ease up, the play is over. By Horace Greeley Ease Play

My brother is moody." No shit By Jennifer L. Armentrout Moody Brother Shit

Language! And yes, crap is a bad word! By Brian P. Gallagher Language Crap Word Bad

My world is falling apart. By Laurie Faria Stolarz World Falling

None of your business. Go get me a beer. By Olivia Cunning Business Beer

One more thing ... By Steve Jobs Thing

Excrement happens. By Lois Greiman Excrement

You miserable vomitous mass, By William Goldman Mass Miserable Vomitous

Smell you later. By Hank Moody Smell

Oh holy mother of fuck. This was bad By Sierra Dean Fuck Holy Mother Bad

The ballgame is over ... in this inning. By Jerry Coleman Ballgame Inning

Get tae fuck, son. By Mark Wilson Son Fuck Tae

Inside my head, I shit my pants. By Max Allan Collins Inside Head Pants Shit

Everything is s*** because we lost. By Ronald Koeman Lost

Oh come on, you talk so much shit I can smell it on your breath. By Suzanne Wrightt Breath Talk Shit Smell

Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego. By Donald Glover Waffle Ego Left

I emit, I hiss a rather tired and gentle word like "shit", then tear this page from the machine. it's your. By Charles Bukowski Shit Emit Machine Tired Gentle

It was approaching night, the conversation having taken up the better part of a day. Out of the fragile light a fourth perezoso spoke, the olders and wisest of them, who had to descend to the forest floor on business no more than once every two or three weeks, but then required many hours to accomplish what was necessary. He said, "The truth is this. Dropped casually from the safety of our beloved branches, our shit would be merely shit. Hard and shapely as our patient nature makes it, it is still shit. But when we plant it in the ground where the jaguar walks, it becomes precious as jewels. By Lon Otto Night Day Approaching Conversation Part

Well that's like, your opinion, man. By Jeff Bridges Man Opinion

What it is, it is. By Lailah Gifty Akita

Shitness, my sister says, has a momentum that good luck just doesn't have. By Cath Crowley Shitness Sister Momentum Good Luck

Let me blow that up for you again. By Colin Powell Blow

I added a fucked-up thought to another fucked-up thought and I created a pile of shit. By Katie Mcgarry Fuckedup Thought Shit Added Created

Forgive yourself. By Mitch Albom Forgive

That really hurt my feelings, bro. By Zack Ryder Bro Feelings Hurt

Go waste your poison on someone else. By Stephen King Waste Poison

Come here, image. By Albert Camus Image

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash. By Jerry Seinfeld Hell Trash Eat