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I'm Danny Worsnop and I slay poon. By Danny Worsnop Danny Worsnop Poon Slay

Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little."Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me.""Men who are poops demoralize people all the time," I agreed By Katie Macalister Men Saer Panting Little Time

My name is only an anagram of toilets. By T. S. Eliot Toilets Anagram

Shite and onions! By James Joyce Shite Onions

Who peed in your cheerios? By Michelle Hodkin Cheerios Peed

Don't you want to know my name?" he asked, grabbing the ketchup bottle without taking his eyes off of me. "Sure. What's your name?" "You don't sound genuinely interested." "I'm not begging if that's what you're waiting for." Throwing his head back, he let out a deep rolling laugh before focusing his dark gaze on me again. "I wouldn't mind seeing you beg," he said then added when I frowned, "Cooper." "Anyone ever call you Coop the Poop or Poopy Coopy?" I asked, messing with him because his iron stare made me nervous. "No," he muttered. "Not to your face anyway." A smile lifted the corner of his mouth and his gaze softened. "No, not to my face." "I guess there are benefits to being scary. By Bijou Hunter Grabbing Ketchup Bottle Taking Eyes

Dogs are angels full of poop. By Oliver Gaspirtz Dogs Poop Angels Full

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper. By Rodney Dangerfield Hours Scooper Guy Pooper

Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks By Rene Descartes Booty Butt Cheeks

Drivin' the green train I'm all like, Choo-choo! Choo-choo! Can't catch me! - Oh, poop! A By Rick Riordan Choochoo Drivin Green Train Poop

The first thing I did when I decided that I was going to dive into the world of poop was look at who was doing stuff in that world. The first I came across was the World Toilet Organization. So one of the first things I did was to go to their annual show in Moscow. By Rose George World Decided Dive Poop Stuff

p.i.a.: puke inducing actions. By Christin Lovell Puke Actions Inducing

Faeces by any other name would smell as gross By Mokokoma Mokhonoana Faeces Gross Smell

Who spit in your porridge? By Jodi Picoult Porridge Spit

Cruddy Mouthbreather By Holly Black Mouthbreather Cruddy

The rectum of Wybo Gerritszoon releases a hot fart of horror. By David Mitchell Wybo Gerritszoon Horror Rectum Releases

Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) By David Walliams Granny Ben Pong Turns Ancient

a bag of wet farts. But By Pierce Brown Farts Bag Wet

My baby does the hanky panky. By Tommy James Panky Baby Hanky

Son of a poodle. By Michael Darling Son Poodle

I used to say I was Saint Cyndi of a Feces, because wherever shit fell, there I was. By Cyndi Lauper Feces Saint Cyndi Fell Shit

Binkie, the one and only. He can hear her rings clacking on the plastic phone, and he chuckles, envisioning with amusement the bejeweled and suntanned manicured grip his grandmother thinks she has on his balls. And she does. By Jardine Libaire Binkie Phone Chuckles Envisioning Balls

How dare he have such a stinky crotch. By Elle Casey Crotch Dare Stinky

You are all made of real poop. By Anne Frank Poop Made Real

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! By J.k. Rowling Worrying Nation Constipation Sensation Gripping

I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop. By Robert Pattinson Poop Natural Propensity Work Big

Trashy people puke," Tilly said. "Ladies are unwell. By James S.a. Corey Tilly Trashy Puke Ladies People

Suck my hemorrhoids! By Brian K. Vaughan Suck Hemorrhoids

Dan was the first to speak, his words blurred by the roar of the cascading water. "Pools," he said. "What about the pools?" "Poos?" Amy said. "What poos?" Atticus asked. "Bird poos? It's called guano. Actually, it's pretty interesting how many different words there are for animal poos. Guano, dung, droppings, spoors, cow pies, buffalo chips ... One of my favorites is fewmets." Dan said, "But I didn't - " "Fewmets - that's from medieval times, the poo you find when an animal is being hunted on a quest." Atticus was on a roll again. "And did you know that otter poo is called spraints?" "Why do otters get their own word for poo?" Jake wondered. "I love otters, they're so playful," Amy said. "Spraints - what a funny word." "Enough with the poos!" Dan yelled. Then he looked at Atticus. "I mean, it's cool - especially about the spraints, I didn't know that before - but I didn't say poos. By Linda Sue Park Poos Pools Spraints Atticus Dan

You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. By Rick Riordan Magic Word Teachers Puke True

Peppier n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper. By Steven Pinker Peppier Pepper Waiter Fancy Restaurant

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak. By William S. Burroughs Movements Speak People Start Talking

poo parlor division" instead of "loo. By Louise Rennison Loo Poo Division Parlor

Asshole cunt peepee fuck." "Ah," grinned Old Sludge, showing his one tooth, "going to the company store to get some algae chewies, huh?" "Goddamn poopoo," I would grin back at him. By Dan Simmons Asshole Fuck Huh Sludge Cunt

And so Deb is the only person in the world who gives a rusty possum fart whether I live or die. By Jeff Lindsay Deb Die Person World Rusty

- You know what this is?- Nope- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit. By Warren Ellis Nope Disruptor Bowel Shit Full

granny-humping butt sucker! By Annie Nicholas Grannyhumping Sucker Butt

What a mealy-mouth. Windier than a bag of assholes. By Rodney Ross Mealymouth Windier Assholes Bag

The loamy perfumeOf ferns, rain, earth, flees beforeMister poopie pants By Josh Lerman Rain Earth Ferns Flees Pants

A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog! By William Shakespeare Blasphemous Throat Bawling Incharitable Dog

dung. Spot wouldn't even put his nose inside the By Books Dung Spot Put Nose Inside

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'. By Steven Morrissey Crap Cure Word Dimension

Do you take it in the pooper? By Debra Anastasia Pooper

When Holding, clinging to the poop with five others, By Joan Druett Holding Clinging Poop

I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop, By Ted Nugent Walking Talking Poop Hunk Human

Eat dirt evil doer! By A.r. Von Eat Doer Dirt Evil

Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales, you scoff 'You're shitting me.' You find something you like very much, you exclaim 'That's good shit! By Jane Yolen Word Shit Common Pleasantly Surprised

OMFGEIGHTPOUNDBABYJESUSONAPOGOSTICK WHAT? By Christopher Moore Omfgeightpoundbabyjesusonapogostick

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. By Graham Chapman Wiper Talk Empty Headed Animal

let's get stinko. By James M. Cain Stinko

Hey, if you poop on my blankets ... ""Please. War gods do not poop on blankets..Well except for that one time.. By Rick Riordan Hey Blankets Poop War Blankets

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits. By Jade Puget Triscuits Spiffy Couch Watches Day

pooping is god's greatest invention By Me Pooping Invention God Greatest

Was that you, Pooky Bear? By Susan Ee Pooky Bear

He went beatboxing to the bathroom, and when he came back, he brought a stench with him. The boy behind him kicked his shirt and out fell a tiny poop. By Lauren Groff Bathroom Back Beatboxing Brought Stench

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. By Sloane Crosley Life Starts Clapping Poo Downhill

You aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop. By Wavy Gravy Eat Poop

Nothin to do, Oh poo! Practically blue. By Jack Kerouac Nothin Poo Practically Blue

Parker: When can you start? Rainie: I can start tomorrow if you'd like. My schedule is pretty much open. All I have to keep me at home is Thomas. Parker: Ah. It figures that there'd be a man in the picture. You're too lovely to be unattached. Rainie: Thomas is a cat. By Catherine Anderson Parker Rainie Start Thomas Open

Life is a stew, and pot is poop.If someone stirred even a teeny-bit of poop in the stew, would you really want to eat it? By Maria Semple Stew Life Pot Poopif Stirred

scrotum. By David Levithan Scrotum

I compose a reply. It is an emoticon of a smiling poo. It sums everything up. By Sally Thorne Reply Compose Poo Emoticon Smiling

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios? By Becca Fitzpatrick Whoa Cheerios Peed

He followed her into the bathroom and sat on the shut toilet seat while she washed her back with a brush. "I forgot to tell you," he said. "Liza sent us a wheel of Brie." "That's nice," she said, "but you know what? Brie gives me terribly loose bowels." He hitched up his genitals and crossed his legs. "That's funny," he said. "It constipates me." That was their marriage thennot the highest paving of the stair, the clatter of Italian fountains, the wind in the alien olive trees, but this: a jay-naked male and female discussing their bowels. By John Cheever Brush Bathroom Sat Shut Toilet

Christ! Ye scairt the bowels out of me. By Diana Gabaldon Christ Scairt Bowels

If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke. By Katie Couric Perky Word Puke Hear

Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop?Answer: That is bird poop, too. By Kurt Vonnegut Answer Poop Question Bird White

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear! By Cecily Von Ziegesar Pony Boy Call Horny Acting

That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?" "Yes, Grandma, you did." She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good. By Kristin Cast Grandma Zoeybird Damn Turd Good

Phooey, I say, and again phooey! By Adolf Hitler Phooey

You remember that Christmas when they got ill?" Mum says presently. "The year they were about two and three? Remember? And got poo all over their Christmas stockings, and it was everywhere, and we said, "It has to get easier than this"?""I remember.""We were cleaning it all up and we kept saying to each other, "When they get older, it'll get easier." Remember?""I do." Dad looks fondly at her." Well bring back the poo." Mum begins to laugh, a bit hysterically. "I would do anything for a bit of poo right now.""I dream of poo," says Dad firmly, and Mum laughs even more, till she's wiping tears from her eyes. By Sophie Kinsella Christmas Poo Ill Mum Remember

Let's hear the sound of the baby pianny. By Louisa May Alcott Pianny Hear Sound Baby

I'm all about that shit."Mom shoots me the Disapproving-Mom-Subtle-Lip-Frown."I'm all about that poop," I correct delicately. By Sara Wolf Mom Shit Poop Delicately Shoots

Hello from the gutters of NYC, which is filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine,and blood. Hello from the sewers of NYC which swallow up these delicacies when they are washed away by the sweeper trucks. By David Berkowitz Vomit Nyc Manure Stale Wine

mmmmen stink! bossss stink! hungry By Grant Morrison Stink Mmmmen Hungry Bossss

Tell me, what smells like shit and screams like a girl? (Syn)(He shot the Partini in the knee.)That's right. You. (Syn) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Syn Girl Smells Shit Screams

slanderous diarrhea of the mouth. By Joe Couch Slanderous Mouth Diarrhea

That night I dreamed of turduckens. By S.a. Bodeen Turduckens Night Dreamed

Rank, rump-fed harpy. By Penny Reid Rank Rumpfed Harpy

I shall call him Tufty. By Steven Erikson Tufty Call

A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!] By Mo Johnston Maurice Poops Baby Dinner Party

My meal arrived. It was a bowl of tepid, green curried water with two spinach leaves floating in it. The waiter called it 'vegetable soup'. I called it inedible slop. By Frank Kusy Arrived Meal Called Tepid Green

Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. It ends like this: Poo-tee-weet? By Kurt Vonnegut Pilgrim Billy Time Unstuck Ends

I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it. By Tom Delonge Bucks Eat Nugget Poop Pay

I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good. By Chris Pratt Eaten Life Weird Things Possum

You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder) By Kinley Macgregor Stryder Dealer Worthless Excuse Dung

Zip zop wop boopity bop. By Bill Cosby Zip Bop Zop Wop Boopity

Nubs?" the doctor asked. "It's okay," Charlie said. "He's our dog. He isn't a person or anything." "I would hope not." "Sometimes he eats his own poop," Charlie explained. By Ania Ahlborn Nubs Charlie Asked Doctor Dog

Crap was not a bad word. It was the shortened name of the marketing genius of the best known flush toilet, John Crapper. Really. By Faith Hunter Crap Word Bad John Crapper

The motor-car went Poop-poop-poop, As it raced along the road. Who was it steered it into a pond? Ingenious Mr. Toad! By Kenneth Grahame Road Motorcar Raced Toad Pond

My crotch is like scrambled eggs By A. J. Mclean Eggs Crotch Scrambled

A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on it and eats the shit, exclaiming, Mmmm, that's my rich substance. By William S. Burroughs Mmmm Exclaiming Plate Substance Coprophage

You say you know me, Mr. Railey, but obviously, you don't. If you did, you'd know I don't spit out. By Tiffany Reisz Railey Spit

And onto the screen pops a couple of housewives who start having a poop fit when they see how clean their new dish soap got the dinner plates By David James Duncan Plates Screen Pops Couple Housewives

We were all in a tight group on the poop looking at her. By Joseph Conrad Tight Group Poop

You fuck - you ate my cat! By Kendare Blake Fuck Cat Ate

Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I have ever seen in my life - no toilet paper or anything, just this long and coiled specimen, as thick as a burrito. By David Sedaris Toilet Places Bathroom Life Specimen

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops? By Tom Robbins Drops Koala Bear Poop Smell

Come on. Say it, Raffe." I give him a half smile. "I love it when you say Pooky Bear. It's just so perfect when it comes out of your mouth." "She might kill you in your sleep one of these days just so she can get rid of that name. By Susan Ee Raffe Bear Pooky Smile Mouth

Turd-eating son of a flying tortoise By Diana Gabaldon Turdeating Tortoise Son Flying