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The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little. By Prince William Perry Refrigerator Big

Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide to his record, his rhetoric and his remarkable hair. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll vote. By Paul Begala Perry George Bush Rick Cerebral

I stand before you as the governor of Texas but also stand before you the son of two tenant farmers. Ray Perry who came home after 35 bombing missions over Europe to work his little corner of land out there and Amelia who made sure that my sister Milla and I had everything that we needed, included hand sewing my clothes until I went off to college. By Rick Perry Stand Texas Farmers Governor Son

I love Katy Perry, she is a wonderful pop singer. By Pat Benatar Perry Katy Singer Love Wonderful

Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license. By David Letterman Barack Obama Perry Rick Fake

I love you Perry," he whispered, mouth moving in my hair. "I love you so fucking much. And I'm losing myself. I'm losing myself to you and I don't care anymore because there's never been a better feeling in the whole fucking world. I love you. So much. Too much. Always. By Karina Halle Perry Love Whispered Mouth Hair

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden. By Jay Leno Biden Perry President Obama Joe

They didn't care, which was too bad because I thought everyone should care that I fucked Perry last night and fucked her good. Perhaps I needed to get an airplane to write that in the sky. I knew an auburn-haired snatchslinger who needed to see it. By Karina Halle Perry Care Fucked Good Bad

Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America. When Rick Perry heard that, he said, 'Well that's nothing. I like to execute people.' By David Letterman Romney Mitt People Fire America

Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that, By Bruce Bartlett Perry Rick Idiot Disagree

I'm a big fan of Katy Perry. By Zoe Mclellan Perry Katy Big Fan

I love Katy Perry! She's very charming. By Joan Rivers Perry Katy Love Charming

Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he's already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote. By Stephen Colbert Rick Perry Texas Days Coyote

There was no need for words - at least none that I could imagine, unless Perry desired to pray. And I was quite sure that he would, By Edgar Rice Burroughs Perry Words Imagine Pray Desired

We are very excited to re-launch the collaboration with Fred Perry. We have great appreciation for the heritage of the brand as well as their dynamism in guiding the brand towards the future. Their openness to create synergies between both our brands will bring interesting, creative results. By Raf Simons Perry Fred Excited Relaunch Collaboration

This is me trying, Perry," he said softly, the anger being drained of his face. "This is me taking my heart out of my chest and putting the bloody mess in your hands. I can't give you much more than that. By Karina Halle Perry Softly Face Anger Drained

I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three? By David Letterman Perry Rick Worry Conservative Skills

In an interview last night, Rick Perry criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues. Romney said that Perry has no idea what he's talking about. Then he added, 'But he does know what he's talking about.' By Jimmy Fallon Rick Mitt Perry Romney Night

Know what I think?" said Perry. "I think there must be something wrong withus. To do what we did."' "Did what?" "Out there." Dick dropped the binoculars into a leather case, a luxurious receptacle initialedH. W. C. He was annoyed. Annoyed as hell. Why the hell couldn't Perry shut up? ChristJesus, what damn good did it do, always dragging the goddam thing up? It really wasannoying. Especially since they'd agreed, sort of, not to talk about the goddam thing.Just forget it. "There's got to be something wrong with somebody who'd do a thing like that,"Perry said. "Deal me out, baby," Dick said. "I'm a normal." And Dick meant what he said.He thought himself as balanced, as sane as anyone - maybe a bit smarter than theaverage fellow, that's all. But Perry - there was, in Dick's opinion, "something wrong"with Little Perry. By Truman Capote Perry Dick Wrong Goddam Annoyed

One of the detectives was later heard to comment that Perry Reed was officially in more trouble than any other single human being he'd ever encountered in the course of his entire career.... By John Connolly Perry Reed Career Detectives Heard

Rick Perry said America's revolutionary war was fought in the 16th century. When told it was actually the 18th century, Perry apologized and said, 'I never said I was a geology major.' By Conan O'brien Century America Perry Rick Revolutionary

Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race. When asked what went wrong, Perry said, I guess America is not ready to elect a dumb guy from Texas. But in time. By Conan O'brien Perry Rick Race Texas Dropped

Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year trying to do jokes about Mitt Romney. By Craig Ferguson Personally Campaign Hope Perry Rick

When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat. By Jim Hightower Texas Rick Perry America Pay

Perry, the manager, had come up with him, in trousers and bathrobe. He was a stout, jovial-looking man ordinarily, but right now he was only stout.("The Room With Something Wrong") By Cornell Woolrich Perry Manager Bathrobe Wrong Trousers

Out of the guys, I'm closest to Matthew Perry. He's a great friend. He cracks me up[on the set]. By Courteney Cox Perry Matthew Guys Closest Friend

Rick Perry I have a great fondness for. And what Rick Perry has, like Jeb Bush has, it will be interesting to compare their two records as governor, very close, great economic development, low taxes, all the things we want domestically out of a president. By Rudy Giuliani Perry Rick Great Fondness Jeb

Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned abortions to back alleys where it belongs, my work here is done.' I think that's what he said, he was chewing a crayon. By Bill Maher Texas Rick Perry Reelection Announced

Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i know you're not supposed to say this about elected officials, but I would pay to see Rick Perry defend himself against a school shooter with prayer. By Bill Maher Obama Perry Rick Prayer Suggestions

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair. By David Letterman Perry Mitt Romney Rick Hair

We just wanted to see how you were doing,' Asher said.'Well, that *is* a miracle,' said Perry. She took out her notebook and said out loud as she wrote, Number forty: Campbell ... has ... friends. By Wendy Wunder Asher Perry Campbell Said Miracle

I told you, they are for a friend."Burnett's eyes rounded. "Miranda? Shit! I had the same God damned talk with Perry. By C.c. Hunter Burnett Miranda Friend Rounded Told

Bronco Rick Perry is the first candidate I've ever heard say he's not doing well because he's sleepy. You know, we criticized George W. Bush a lot, but there was one thing he was very disciplined about, and that was getting his full eight years of sleep. By David Letterman Rick Perry Bronco Sleepy Candidate

Despair filled his skull even more tightly than his own brain. All around him cars filled with normal people perfectly unaware of the disease turning Perry's body inside out. Fucking normal people. By Scott Sigler Despair Brain Filled Skull Tightly

I like Katy Perry. I mean, what is there not to like?! She's crazy, she's fun and she has some crazy pipes on her. She can sing. By Logan Henderson Perry Katy Crazy Sing Fun

Ulick Norman Owen. By Agatha Christie Owen Norman Ulick

I'm very familiar with Tyler Perry. By Chris Pine Perry Tyler Familiar

I am teaching Perry grammar. He says he wants to learn to speak properly. I told him he should not call his Aunt Tom an old beast but he said he had to because she wasn't a young beast. By L.m. Montgomery Perry Grammar Teaching Beast Aunt

Texas Governor Rick Perry distanced himself from George W. Bush by saying, 'I went to Texas A&M. He went to Yale.' In other words, his idea of instilling confidence is by saying, 'Don't worry. I'm not as smart as George W. Bush.' By Conan O'brien Texas Governor Rick Perry George

Not Duncan, but Da's down there By Diana Gabaldon Duncan

In a new videotape message, Texas Gov. Rick Perry urges his supporters to follow him on 'Tweeter.' After hearing about it, John McCain laughed and said, What an idiot! It's 'The Tweeter.' By Conan O'brien Texas Gov Tweeter Message Videotape

I cannot tell you how many quiet mornings I have spent sitting around hotel rooms and furnished apartments in the United States and Mexico, smoking cigarettes, plunking the guitar, and watching Perry Masontelling myself, Well, at least I don't have a day job. And there is nothing wrong with that. I am not guilty of anything. Perry would see that in a minute. By Dave Hickey Mexico United States Masontelling Smoking

No matter what happened, he was Dex and I was Perry and that combination only led to trouble. By Karina Halle Dex Perry Happened Trouble Matter

Perry was leaning into my mother as he listened to what she said. They talked so close. He only leaned closer, his hands on the table, his leg touching hers. "It's so risky," my mother said. "Why are you doing this?""Because I'm human being. Because we're all human beings."My mother closed her eyes and winced. Maybe her hearing aid was ringing and bothering her, but as I watched her turn down the volume, I wanted to tell her right then that she couldn't quiet all those outside voices forever. By Margaret Mcmullan Mother Perry Leaning Listened Human

Marriage to Perry meant she was always ready to justify her actions, constantly monitoring what she'd just said or done, while simultaneously feeling defensive about the defensiveness, her thoughts and feelings twisting into impenetrable knots, so that sometimes, like right now, sitting in a room with normal people, all the things she couldn't say rose in her throat and for a moment she couldn't breathe. By Liane Moriarty Perry Marriage Actions Constantly Defensiveness

Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them. By Jimmy Fallon Rick Perry Tomorrow Jokes Remember

Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. By Kinky Friedman Remember Perry Rick Running Apathy

Rick Perry told reporters this week that he has a permit to carry a concealed handgun. He also has a concealed vocabulary, concealed knowledge of the issues, concealed tolerance ... By Jay Leno Perry Concealed Rick Handgun Told

Perry ... ," Aria said, covering his hand. "Peregrine ... you are kind. You put your life at risk for Talon and Cinder. For me. You did it when you didn't even like me. You worry about your tribe. You ache for Roar and your sister. I know you do. I saw it in your face every time Roar spoke of Live." Her voice was shaking. She swallowed the lump in her throat. "You are good, Peregrine."He shook his head. "You've seen me.""I have. And I know your heart is good. By Veronica Rossi Perry Aria Roar Peregrine Good

Obvious, Elbert. By Nicole Sager Elbert Obvious

Having reached this conclusion, he had proceeded to woo Perry, flatter him - pretend, for example, that he believed all the buried-treasure stuff and shared his beachcomber yearnings and seaport longings, none of which appealed to Dick, who wanted "a regular life," with a business of his own, a house, a horse to ride, a new car, and "plenty of blond chicken. By Truman Capote Perry Dick Pretend Conclusion Flatter

People are saying that Rick Perry is really tough because he has executed over 200 people. And that was just while he was on vacation in Florida. By Conan O'brien People Rick Perry Florida Tough

Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a flat tax. He believes that tax should be flat, just like the earth. By Jay Leno Perry Rick Plan Tax Unveiled

Hayes. Peter Hayes. By Veronica Roth Hayes Peter

Rose. He walked around to the rear of Hickock's chair, and placing his hands on the back of the chair, leaned down as though to whisper in the prisoner's ear. "Perry Smith has no sister living in Fort Scott," he said. "He never has had. And on Saturday afternoons the Fort Scott post office happens to be closed." Then he said, "Think it over, Dick. That's all for now. We'll talk to you later." After Hickock's By Truman Capote Rose Fort Scott Chair Hickock

Raphael meet Avery. By J. Lynn Avery Raphael Meet

The compulsively superstitious person is also very often a serious believer in fate; that was the case with Perry. By Truman Capote Perry Fate Compulsively Superstitious Person

I've never heard anybody in my family say anything but good things about Rick Perry. By Jeb Bush Perry Rick Heard Family Good

When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.' By Jay Leno Rick Perry Kim Jong Rap

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that. By Bill Maher Week Mushrooms Suggested Candidates Rick

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember. By Craig Ferguson Rick Perry Salute Overcome Today

I've got to make sure Corey Clark is all right. By Corey Clark Corey Clark Make

STEPHEN O'CONNOR Next to Nothing By Jennifer Egan Stephen Oconnor

The personal deportment of Captain Perry, throughout the day, was worthy of all praise. He did not quit his own vessel when she became useless, to retire from the battle, but to gain it; an end that was fully obtained, and an effort which resulted in triumph. By Oliver Hazard Perry Perry Captain Day Praise Personal

Perry," he said quietly, his fingers trailing down the side of my face, "you'll never have to save my life. You gave me life. I never lived a single day until the first day I met you. By Karina Halle Perry Life Quietly Face Fingers

Natural Texas politicians make terrible, terrible presidential candidates. Phil Gramm, I remember the 'Phil Gramm for President' campaign. I thought that was the worst thing in the history of the world, but Rick Perry was possibly worse. By Gail Collins Texas Phil Terrible Gramm Natural

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It ruffles me a bit, not being able to tell apart my best friend from my girlfriend from this distance. But then one of the figures dashes across the sandy trail and jumps into my arms and I'm reasonably sure it's Liv and not Perry. By Veronica Rossi Bit Distance Ruffles Friend Girlfriend

Do you ever miss anything?'Perry smiled. 'You, all the time. By Veronica Rossi Perry Smiled Miss Time

Win one for the Gipper. By Knute Rockne Gipper Win

Is this his first year teaching?" She nodded toward the window."How did you guess?" Holiday sighed. "He was recommended by a friend of a friend. He's not so bad when it's one on one. I hope you guys don't chew him up and spit him out."Kylie grinned. "Perry might consider it."Holiday frowned. "Promise me you'll not let that happen. He really seems like a nice guy and I think he'll make an excellent teacher. I'd appreciate it if you'd sort of take him under your wing."Kylie chuckled. "Again, Perry might do that. By C.c. Hunter Perry Teaching Kylie Holiday Year

She'd been right. It had been easier with her. Perry placed his right hand on hers."Are you all right?" he whispered. It wasn't what he wanted to know. Of course she wasn't all right. What he wanted to know was if the together part still mattered to her. Because even though he was confused and sorry and angry, it still mattered to him.She looked up and nodded, and he knew she agreed. Whatever else came, they'd face it together. By Veronica Rossi Wanted Mattered Easier Perry Hers

Our Z's been fucking Loren Blake. By P.c. Cast Blake Loren Fucking

Percy, who was looking immensely By J.k. Rowling Percy Immensely

It's not magic, Perry. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever known and before you say anything, you've always been that way to me. By Karina Halle Perry Magic Beautiful Woman

meeting, Morales By David Talbot Morales Meeting

Do you need me?" she said. She could scout as well as Roar and Brooke, who had already disappeared into the darkness. Perry looked up. His hair was tied back with a leather strip, but a piece fell forward, a blond wave coming to rest at his eyebrow. "You want the truth?" Aria braced herself for a comment about her arm. "Always." "That's my answer. By Veronica Rossi Brooke Roar Darkness Scout Disappeared

Tanner stayed on Styles By Remington Kane Styles Tanner Stayed

Carter-headed chicken. By Rick Riordan Carterheaded Chicken

A solitary eyebrow inched up Perry's forehead. "Your lust for meat never ceases to amaze me.""Don't judge," Dita said around a mouthful of bacon. By Staci Hart Perry Forehead Dita Solitary Eyebrow

That Reyes Farrow boy. By Darynda Jones Reyes Farrow Boy

As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now and then? By Jodi Picoult Judge Attorney Put Crate

I'm not helping you kill anybody else. It's just not happening. I'm done.""What makes you think you have a choice?""You know why? I'll tell you. Because we were just kissing in the street, and deep down, I don't believe you could actually blow up my house or kill my sister. I just don't, and she's probably not even in the house anymore anyway, so if you want to go in there and shoot somebody, fine, but you're on your own."Gobi paused, seeming to consider all of this. "What is it that you want to hear from me, Perry? Do you want me to tell you that these are bad people that I am killing tonight? Because they are. They are very bad people. They deserve to die, each and every one of them.""Nobody deserves to die.""Oh, really?""Okay, I mean, maybe people like Hitler and Pol Pot . . . dictators, tyrants, African warlords who starve their people into submission . . . but that guy at the bar wasn't an evil man.""How do you know? Because he had drinks with Hemingway?""I just know. By Joe Schreiber People Helping Kill House Bad

I'm Fred Mathews By Carolyn Keene Mathews Fred

To cement my point, Dire Straits came on and after Perry proclaimed her sudden (and surprising) love for the band, the douchefucker stood up and asked her to dance like he was a Cajun Rhett Butler. By Karina Halle Dire Butler Straits Perry Cajun

Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe! By Jim Carr Canada Season Litigation Notoriety Handle

Yeah. Floyd is his batman. By Robert B. Parker Yeah Floyd Batman

I feel like this is totally a moment for Perry and Dex, considering they've been to Hell and back (again, literally) and seem to understand each other on this basic, soulmate kind of level. I guess it's kind of inspiring to see a couple such as Dawn and Sage still together, considering they seem to have gone through something similar. True love binds. Of course that makes me have a tiny pity party for myself, complete with festive hat, confetti, and party horn that makes a pathetic little toot, since I also seem to be damned with these afflictions and yet I'm still alone. Finding someone who understands me seems pretty much impossible. That By Karina Halle Dex Perry Hell Literally Kind

Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn't right to be governor of Texas, why should he be president? By Dick Cheney Westerners Deal Texas Difference Talker

People know Tyler Perry, and there are standards they've come to expect from him. His brand is uplifting, and it's something a lot of inner-city African-Americans can relate to. By Michael Jai White Perry Tyler People Standards Expect

It's hard to categorize the half expressions, the ones which reside in between. But this morning, I'm calling Perry mad by sadwest. By Edmond Manning Expressions Hard Categorize Half Reside

THOMAS IS THE REAL LEADER By James Dashner Thomas Leader Real

I just want you to enjoy all the pies in life, Perry," I said, gazing at her, trying to get her shy eyes to meet mine. "That's all. By Karina Halle Perry Life Gazing Mine Enjoy

Do ya, now?Jaxson Ryan By T.l. Alexander Jaxson Ryan

You've always asked me to wait, as if we had time in abundance. But time is too precious, Perry. We've wasted years, when we could have been with each other. Don't you understand how much even one day of loving each other is worth? Some people are separated by distances they can never cross. All they can do is dream about each other for a lifetime, never having what they want most. How foolish, how wasteful to have love within your reach and not take it! She clamped her teeth on her trembling bottom lip to steady herself By Lisa Kleypas Perry Wait Abundance Time Asked

Hometown Aerosmith fans are different from other Aerosmith fans, and that mainly has to do with Joe Perry. It's tough to overstate his strange grip on the local psyche. Tyler is a star who belongs to the whole world, but Perry, that dude belongs to Boston. By Rob Sheffield Aerosmith Fans Joe Perry Hometown

Rick Perry was philosophical about (his election losses). He said, 'Last week was Iowa. Yesterday was New Hampshire. ' He said at least it's giving him a chance to learn the names of all the states. By Jay Leno Perry Rick Losses Philosophical Election

Let's win one for the Gipper. By Knute Rockne Gipper Win

There's no other like Leo. By Deco Leo

Big Texas (Nolan Ryan) is here. The reason I like to keep Nolan around is he is a reminder that when we got done with the Sammy Sosa trade, there was still some talent on the Rangers. By George W. Bush Texas Ryan Nolan Big Rangers