Explore a collection of the most beloved and motivational quotes and sayings about Parking. Share these powerful messages with your loved ones on social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, or on your personal blog, and inspire the world with their wisdom. We've compiled the Top 100 Parking Quotes and Sayings from 91 influential authors, including Jack Kerouac,Carlos Mencia,Dan Jenkins,James Howard Kunstler,Jay Leno, for you to enjoy and share.

The most fantastic parking-lot attendant in the world, he can back a car forty miles an hour into a tight squeeze and stop at the wall, jump out, race among fenders, leap into another car, circle it fifty miles an hour in a narrow space, back swiftly into tight spot, hump, snap the car with the emergency so that you see it bounce as he flies out; then clear to the ticket shack, sprinting like a track star, hand a ticket, leap into a newly arrived car before the owner's half out, leap literally under him as he steps out, start the car with the door flapping, and roar off to the next available spot, arc, pop in, brake, out, run; working like that without pause eight hours a night, evening rush hours and after-theater rush hours, in greasy wino pants with a frayed fur-lined jacket and beat shoes that flap. By Jack Kerouac Car Leap Hours Spot Miles

And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot. By Carlos Mencia Home Store Park Visit Motherparking

Valet parking is an essential at any decent club. By Dan Jenkins Valet Club Parking Essential Decent

Parallel parking is desirable for two reasons: parked cars create a physical barrier and psychological buffer that protects pedestrians on the sidewalk from moving vehicles; and a rich supply of parallel parking can eliminate the need for parking lots, which are extremely destructive of the civic fabric. By James Howard Kunstler Parking Parallel Reasons Parked Vehicles

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. By Jay Leno Window Parking Space Front Car

Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap. By Bill Bryson Romans Lap Park Cars Spilled

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall? By Jerry Seinfeld Handicapped Stall Illegal Park Parking

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. By Jon Stewart Car Early Hope Park Motherfucking

Either we're making the world a better place or we're making it a better place for parking lots. By Chaunce Stanton Making Place Lots World Parking

Nobody wants to stand behind a parked car. You got to always follow somebody who keeps it moving. By T.d. Jakes Car Stand Parked Moving Follow

In America, a pedestrian is someone who has just parked their car. By Tom Vanderbilt America Car Pedestrian Parked

33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space. By Donald Shoup Space Urban Traffic Actively Seeking

Check the parking lots, too, for the car. By Robert B. Parker Check Lots Car Parking

Your friends' parents drive like assholes. Tell them it's an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan. By Justin Halpern Assholes Manhattan Friends Parents Drive

Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane? By Steven Wright Honor Lane Mind Park Passing

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space. By Malcolm Bradbury American Space Campuses Qualification Admission

I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball. By Brooks Robinson Baseman League Major Lot Ball

If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery. By Michael King Parking Greenery Extra Err Side

The old Piggly Wiggly parking lot rented for the trailers. By Alessandra Torre Piggly Wiggly Trailers Parking Lot

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. By Steven Wright Factory Work Fire Hydrant Place

away from the car. By Kate Dicamillo Car

I'm a liberal - I believe in subsidies for public goods and in regulations to curb harmful externalities, but neither of those things exist when it comes to parking. By Matthew Yglesias Liberal Externalities Parking Subsidies Public

Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up. By Justin Bieber Driveway Drive Parkway Park Messed

Pedestrian accessibility is the key. By Kim Delaney Pedestrian Key Accessibility

It's impossible to park on Tremont or even idle there for more than thirty seconds. A platoon of meter maids, imported from the female Hitler Youth shortly after the fall of Berlin, roam the street, at least two to a block, pit bull faces on top of fire hydrant bodies, just waiting for someone stupid enough to stall traffic on their street. By Dennis Lehane Tremont Street Impossible Park Idle

This place is packed," Vee complained. "Where am I supposed to park?" She steered down an alley and slowed to a stop behind a bookstore. "This looks good. Lots of parking back here.""The sign says employee parking only.""How are they going to know that we aren't employees? The Neon blends right in. All these cars speak low class.""The sign says violators will be towed.""They just say that to scare people like you and me away. It's an empty threat. Nothing to worry about." ... Vee came to a halt. "What is THAT?"We were standing in the parking lot behind the bookstore, a few feet from the Neon, and we were staring at a large piece of metal attached to the left rear tire. "I think it's a car boot," I said."I can see that. What's it doing on my car?""I guess when they say all violators will be towed, they mean it. By Becca Fitzpatrick Packed Complained Vee Neon Place

How come drummers leave their drumsticks on the dashboard of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spaces. By Dave Grohl Car Drummers Leave Drumsticks Dashboard

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. By Chaz Bundick Parking Expensive Bike Engineer Walk

Make a right onto Hoover Ave., and then bear left and head back to campus up Webber Road. We'll have to double-park outside Reber Hall." We By Jessica Park Ave Road Hoover Webber Make

One time in your lifeYou've got the route in hand But the map is stuckThey said it's not your fault The tires are tired the camera movesAnd your driver's been pulled By Tegan Quin Pulled Time Lifeyou Route Hand

I park two blocks away from Nickelodeon studios and I hop on my skateboard and I skateboard the rest of the way to the studio. By Greg Cipes Nickelodeon Skateboard Park Blocks Hop

To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab. By Fran Lebowitz Taxicab Outdoors Pass Order Apartment

parked and placed the POLICE sign on the dashboard. By Ian Rankin Police Parked Dashboard Sign

He was tempted to park the SUV illegally, since, according to his calculations, the authorities were not likely to catch up with him and demand payment of the parking ticket before the end of the world, but it seemed that most of the people of Seattle were still obeying the rules and so he did likewise. By Neal Stephenson Suv Seattle Illegally Calculations World

parking lot at Cris's apartment. The Chinese restaurant was packed. Cris's apartment was dark, but yellow light and dance music blared from the windows of the apartment next door. "Why By A.l. Anderson Cris Parking Apartment Lot Chinese

Ex-D-boy, used to park my Beamer Now look at me, I can park in my own arena By Jay-Z Beamer Arena Park

Preferred entering through the front. By David Baldacci Preferred Front Entering

Not cheap-not on his salary. So outfitted, he crossed the parking By Anonymous Salary Cheapnot Outfitted Parking Crossed

I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking. By Matthew Yglesias Parking Governmentsubsidized Governmentmandated

Best advice ever: Drive slow in parking lots. By K. Velk Drive Lots Advice Slow Parking

Waiting at the wrong place, most like. By Donna Tartt Waiting Place Wrong

How to pry the tourists out of their automobiles, out of their back-breaking upholstered mechanized wheelchairs and onto their feet, onto the strange warmth and solidity of Mother Earth again? This is the problem which the Park Service should confront directly, not evasively, and which it cannot resolve by simply submitting and conforming to the automobile habit. By Edward Abbey Mother Earth Feet Pry Tourists

I made what must have been about a sixty-point turn and eventually managed to squeeze out of the small and crowded car park at the rear By Andy Mcnab Rear Made Sixtypoint Turn Eventually

When stuck, hit the road. By John Fante Stuck Hit Road

Of course i put the car in park, because when a beauitful girl starts undressing in you vehicle you put the dam car in park! By Brittainy C. Cherry Park Put Car Beauitful Girl

Getting out of one car and getting into another By John Lennon Car

When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place. By P. J. O'rourke Gutter Place Elites Homeless Person

He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space. By Neal Stephenson Lot Explaining Space Fifteen Parks

Where was the "exit" sign? Why did they make it so difficult to get out of shopping center parking lots? You'd done your shopping - they weren't going to get any more money out of you. What was their objective here? By Liane Moriarty Exit Sign Shopping Lots Make

fucking stupid to park there to begin with." "Usually the bigger worry is regular people and the media thinking they can poke around. But no marked car? Okay. There goes your deterrent. Have it your way. You got any idea why the entrance lights weren't on last night?" Marino said. "I only know that they weren't. It's in my report." "They're on now." Gusts of wind hit them like invisible waves of a stormy surf, and Marino felt as if he was about to be washed off the roof. His hands were stiff, and he pulled his sleeves over them. "Then my guess would be the killer turned them off last night," Morales said. "Kind of a strange thing to do once he's already inside the building." "Maybe he turned them off when he was leaving. So nobody would see him, in case someone was walking by, driving by." "Then you're probably not talking about Oscar doing it. Since he never left. By Patricia Cornwell Fucking Stupid Park Begin Night

If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP entrance. And leave the same way. By Fran Drescher Vip Entrance Concert Sporting Event

I had left the truck where I had crashed it - smashed into a pole by the charger station that had appeared out of nowhere when I had tried to park under a covered awning. Driving was a lot simpler than parking, it seemed. By Susan Kaye Quinn Smashed Awning Left Truck Crashed

I parked somewhere where I would probably get a ticket. I planned to ignore it. Anarchists have a much easier time finding parking spots. By Jim Butcher Ticket Parked Anarchists Spots Planned

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. By Anthony Bourdain Issues Dealing Complex Transportation Thing

The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space By Paul Theroux Tired London Space Man Parking

subway escalators; By Nicholson Baker Subway Escalators

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly! By George Carlin Parkways Park Driveways Drive Silly

As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars. By Max Lucado Stationary Complain Long Dogs Cars

My mind is in the gutter so often, I have an assigned parking spot. By Duncan Spencer Spot Mind Gutter Assigned Parking

Aurora," Mom sharpened her tone, "I thought you were having dinner. Why are you in the parking lot?"A new voice on the phone snorted, "Parking, obviously ... Sorry. This pregnancy is frying my motherboard. And speaking of babies - "Here it comes." - that's what parking with your boyfriend leads to, Aurora. Save yourself the agony. My bladder will never be the same."I'm not parking with my boyfriend!" I screeched. By A&E Kirk Mom Aurora Parking Tone Dinner

Ah ... so many pedestrians, so little time ... By Robin Williams Pedestrians Time

Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964. By Jerry Seinfeld York City Spaces Cars Parking

Nevertheless, like every parking lot in the Galaxy throughout the entire history of parking lots, this parking lot smelled predominantly of impatience. By Douglas Adams Parking Galaxy Lot Impatience Entire

Getting through the intersection involves tracing paths through the parking system, many braided filaments of direction like the Ho Chi Minh trail. By Neal Stephenson Chi Minh System Trail Intersection

There'll be two buses leaving the hotel for the park tomorrow. The 2:00 bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at 5:00. By Dave Bristol Tomorrow Buses Leaving Hotel Park

Go the extra mile. It's never crowded. By Anonymous Mile Extra Crowded

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym. By Don King Gym America People Circling Parking

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go. By Jessica Savitch Eat Sit Restroom Code Road

Murphy had found a spot on the street, which made me wonder if she didn't have some kind of magical talent after all. Only some kind of precognitive ESP could have gotten us a parking space on the street, in the shadow of a building, with both of us in sight of the apartment building's entrance. By Jim Butcher Street Kind Murphy Found Spot

Leaning to the side but you can't speed through;2 miles an hour so everybody sees you. By Dj Jazzy Jeff Leaning Miles Side Speed Hour

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course. By Lee Trevino Arnie People Watching Park Car

central thoroughfare, stood a By Robert Galbraith Central Thoroughfare Stood

The Internet is the most dangerous parking lot imaginable. But if you were crossing a mall parking lot late at night, your entire sense of danger would be heightened. You would stand straight. You'd walk quickly. You'd know where you were going. You would look for light. By James Comey Internet Parking Lot Imaginable Dangerous

I found a narrow slot in which to leave my vehicle. I had to bash the bumper of an SUV to squeeze into the nook, but I didn't exactly shed a tear over the event and no, I didn't leave a note. That's what they get for parking too close to a fire hydrant, with one wheel on the curb. An asshole who leaves his (or her) vehicle in such a fashion deserves whatever automotive detailing inconvenience comes his (or her) way. By Cherie Priest Found Narrow Slot Leave Vehicle

Roadway. We didn't stop at the house, but instead rounded the corner and stopped a block away. Stepping out and By James Patterson Roadway House Stepping Stop Rounded

Put the park rangers to work. Lazy scheming loafers, they've wasted too many years selling tickets at toll booths and sitting behind desks filling out charts and tables By Edward Abbey Put Work Park Rangers Lazy

What could be safer than the bus center with its lamps and wheels? By William Golding Wheels Safer Bus Center Lamps

Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up. By J.d. Salinger Tired Riding Elevators Taxicabs Sudden

Why do we 'drive' on a 'parkway' but 'park' at a 'strip club'? By Megan Amram Drive Parkway Park Strip Club

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE. By Susan Elizabeth Phillips Gas Grass Ass Free Rides

park at the horse ranch. As he grabbed his phone and got out, By Robert Ellis Park Ranch Horse Grabbed Phone

And the first five places are filled by five different cars. By Murray Walker Cars Places Filled

pain, because the last bus back is pretty By Gayle Forman Pain Pretty Bus Back

Parked in the school lot, I grab their two backpacks, which I swear weigh more than they do, get out, and open the back door like a chauffeur. Who am I kidding? Not like a chauffeur. I am a chauffeur. No one moves. By Lisa Genova Chauffeur Parked Lot Backpacks School

What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side. By Mark Helprin Side Upper East Risky Automobile

On the roads around where I live there are large numbers of idiots who will not park their cars on their driveways. By Joe Cater Driveways Roads Live Large Numbers

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. By Evan Davis Someday Car Back Moment Plow

I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I never understood how these people were allowed to drive cars but they get these really neat chairs with wheels and they're still not happy, so instead of parking their wheelchairs in the designated spots, they upstage us normal people and get the best parking spots with vehicles that are clearly too sophisticated for them to be handling. Still, you should smile at a cripple, because it's the only bit of happiness they'll ever have. By Zach Braff Parking Spots Wide Understand Disadvantaged

I can parallel park pretty well - I'm a great driver. By Jenny Lewis Driver Parallel Park Pretty Great

Down at the beginning of the new road, at park headquarters, is the new entrance station and visitor center, where admission fees are collected and where the rangers are going quietly nuts answering the same three basic questions five hundred times a day: (1) Where's the john? (2) How long's it take to see this place? (3) Where's the Coke machine? Progress has come at last to the Arches, after a million years of neglect. Industrial Tourism has arrived. What By Edward Abbey Road Headquarters Center Day John

Assigned seating. I curse you. By Krista Ritchie Assigned Seating Curse

Since the Leeburg Pike [at Tyson's Corner] carries six to eight lanes of fast-moving traffic and the mall lacks an obvious pedestrian entrance, I decided to negotiate the street in my car rather than on foot. This is a problem planners call the 'drive to lunch syndrome,' typical of edge nodes where nothing is planned in advance and all the development takes place in isolated 'pods'. By Dolores Hayden Pike Corner Leeburg Tyson Carries

shopping trolleys By Lee Child Shopping Trolleys

Just follow the rules. Always have a designated driver. Don't be doing anything to make someone mad. And just walk away from the trouble. By Rob Gronkowski Rules Follow Driver Mad Designated

some places are not good places to be a person and not a car and that was where I was. By Catherine Lacey Places Good Person Car

If you miss your bus, just start walking. By Shan Mcginley Bus Walking Miss Start

sidewalk, waited until the butt cooled, and By Jonathan Kellerman Sidewalk Waited Cooled Butt

Kid, you've got to know that parking and making out isn't allowed, especially this time of night." "We're trying to sleep, not make out. We're on a road trip." "Is that so?" he said slowly and tapped his flashlight to the window. "The fogged up windows beg to differ. By Shelly Crane Kid Allowed Night Parking Making

Don't ask for directions if you're not going to start the car. By Rob Liano Car Directions Start

I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space. By Tom Bodett Motel Happy Report Pay Parking