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Being a McKettrick meant claiming a piece of ground to stand on and putting your roots down deep into it. Holding on, no matter what came at you. It meant loving with passion and taking the rough spots with the smooth. It meant fighting for what you wanted, letting go when that was the best thing to do. By Linda Lael Miller Meant Mckettrick Claiming Piece Ground

Fluke me, Murdstone. By Mal Peet Murdstone Fluke

Oh lord and master. High muckety-muck. By Cherise Sinclair Master Lord High Mucketymuck

Oh, brother wearers of motley, are there not moments when one grows sick of grinning and trembling and the jingling of cap and bells? By William Makepeace Thackeray Brother Motley Bells Wearers Moments

Lord of My Underpants," Liam Quinn. By Leisa Rayven Underpants Liam Quinn Lord

It's midnight Cinderella, but don't worry none. Cause I'm Peter the Pumpkin Eater and the party's just begun. By Garth Brooks Cinderella Midnight Worry Peter Pumpkin

You'll wear a loincloth. That's how I make roach-boy's clothes."Imagining Jeb and Morpheus in such an intimate position is both sexy and comical. As vain as Morpheus is, a lot of bickering about fashion choices must've taken place. By A.g. Howard Loincloth Morpheus Imagining Wear Jeb

My name is Bernard Jeffrey McCullough, but people know me as Bernie Mac. My mama, God rest her soul - she used to call me Beanie. Used to say, 'Don't you worry about Beanie. Beanie gonna be just fine. Beanie gonna surprise everyone.' By Bernie Mac Mac Bernard Jeffrey Bernie Beanie

Of course, Moomintrolls don't wear clothes, except sometimes in bed. By Tove Jansson Moomintrolls Clothes Bed Wear

[Chucky] Ya peanut headed suckerfool!Take me on!Ya ugly knuckle butted dogface underpants!You think I'm playin'? By Lynda Barry Chucky Suckerfool Underpants Playin Peanut

I regretted making a comment about Dave Eggers. I've never said anything about McSweeneys except that I admire what it is, and I think it's great that they keep people interested in literature. By James Frey Eggers Dave Regretted Making Comment

Ms. It sounds like a sick bumblebee, it sounds frigid. I mean, who the hell would ever want to stick his hand up the dress of somebody who goes around calling herself something like Ms.? It's all so stupid. By Patti Smith Sounds Bumblebee Frigid Sick Stupid

I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins. By Will Ferrell Muggins Cottonheaded Ninny

StocktontoMalone By Hot Rod Hundley Stocktontomalone

We'll call him Maynard McSmollet and he can be from two towns over," said Aidan, snickering. "No one really knew him that well, kept to himself, but he was crashing the party because he could never resist a kegger - or how about Roderick Spoon? Roddy. The Rodster. He was in band and played electric keyboards but got kicked out of several schools for setting small fires. Yeah, that's better. What do you think, Gavriel? By Holly Black Aidan Maynard Snickering Call Mcsmollet

What the hell is a SpongeBob? By Madeleine Urban Spongebob Hell

What's a miffin?""Trippy muffin. By Abigail Roux Trippy Miffin Muffin

Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing? By Kelly Clarkson Wearing

My first morning back, and I'm in such a terrific mood that I start the day off right by blasting Nappy Roots in the kitchen while I scarf down some cereal. The loud strains of "Good Day" draw the others from their bedrooms, and Garrett is the first to appear, clad in boxers and rubbing his eyes."Morning, Sunshine," he mumbles. "Please tell me you made some coffee."I point to the counter. "Go nuts."He pours himself a cup and plops down on one of the stools. "Did cartoon chipmunks dress you this morning?" he grumbles. "You're scarily chipper.""And you're scarily grumpy. Smile, dude. It's our favorite day of the year, remember? By Elle Kennedy Nappy Roots Morning Day Back

Put 'em on and be yourself, mister alienated loner steppenwolf bemused distant meta-izing technocrat rationalist fucking shithead. By Neal Stephenson Put Mister Shithead Alienated Loner

I am a mess. Like that MargieMocha, I am spilled across a floor, but there's nobody to mop me up. I have only one thing to show for the day: Perry Delloplane. The sound of a name. It is a grape in my mouth. I roll it over and over on my tongueperrydelloplaneperrydelloplaneperrydelloplaneperrydelloplanebut when I try to crush it with my teeth, it slips away. By Jerry Spinelli Mess Perry Delloplane Margiemocha Floor

Blueberry Muffins By America's Test Kitchen Muffins Blueberry

Conspirators in pajamas who exchange deep kisses for passwords. By Pablo Neruda Conspirators Passwords Pajamas Exchange Deep

Girl, all you have to do is say the word, and Mr. Lusty McLust a Lot here will be happy to whisper some dirty nothings in your ear. By Wendy Higgins Girl Lusty Lot Word Ear

Another day, another pair of underpants. By Jo Huxster Day Underpants Pair

Man with the Muckrake By Edmund Morris Muckrake Man

Bubba the Sheep Squeezer in By Craig Johnson Sheep Squeezer Bubba

A clue! From M!""Who's M?""Maybe M is for Mackintosh! Maybe Grabes ans Mackintosh are in cahoots!""Or maybe M is for Mom. Also, who says 'cahoots'? By Mac Barnett Mackintosh Clue Cahoots Mom Grabes

Yeah, Mr. Ball Cap would do just fine. By Kindle Alexander Yeah Ball Cap Fine

Load of ole mollygrubbers By Karen Miller Load Mollygrubbers Ole

blatherskate," I By Patrick Rothfuss Blatherskate

Silly what's his name, the Shrek, whoever he was on the television this morning? By Paul Keating Shrek Silly Morning Television

Catcher pulled out his phone,rose,and walked away from the table to make the call. "I'm going to advise Chuck of our little breakthrough. Good job, Mallocake."We all looked at Mallory."Did he just call you Mallocake ?"She blushed to the roots of her blue hair, shrugged one shoulder."It's a nickname"It was also my all-time favorite snack food- a log-shaped chocolate cake with a marshmallow center. They were absolutely delectable. And that was kind of adorable, especially for someone like Catcher, who made Eeyore seem like an optimist. By Chloe Neill Walked Mallocake Pulled Table Make

if you ever feel useless and defeated milly... just remember that you were once the fastest little spermie out of millions By H.j. Bellus Milly Feel Useless Defeated Millions

Carnsarn ye for a pair of busted-down, walleyed, spavined ignorantipedes! Gettin' so a man can't even git ten winks on his own chuck wagon without you buzzard baits clownin' up! By L. Ron Hubbard Walleyed Carnsarn Busteddown Spavined Ignorantipedes

Jesus Christ in a miniskirt. By Dakota Cassidy Christ Jesus Miniskirt

Mac, Phase: everyone here is of the we-don't-use-real-names-here mentality, so most of the time I feel like a really pilled up Snow White rolling around in the hood with seven drug-dealing dwarves - which, I don't know ... these things are never really as fun as they sound like they'd be. By Kris Kidd Phase Mac Mentality Snow White

Son, We're in no mood for Mickey Mouse. Get out of the road.Chief Miller, Into the Looking Glass By John Ringo Son Mouse Mickey Miller Glass

Mr. Clausc/o North PoleDear Joe... By Charles M. Schulz Clausc Joe North Poledear

Bubba there zombies ... and there trying to eat me! -Nick Gautier By Sherrilyn Kenyon Bubba Zombies Nick Gautier Eat

I may look like Froggy the Gremlin, but in truth I'm Prince Fuckin Charming. By Stephen King Gremlin Charming Froggy Prince Fuckin

pocket lizard licker. By Anonymous Pocket Licker Lizard

Wandering around at midnight, Ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty. By J.k. Rowling Tut Ickle Firsties Naughty Wandering

You're a man milliner, Poirot. I never notice what people have on.""You should join a nudist colony By Agatha Christie Poirot Milliner Man Colony Notice

What is the male equivalent of Bimbo? By Valerie Harper Bimbo Male Equivalent

Ahh... you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow. By Cloud Strife Ahh Marshmallow Bear Wearing

haze-brained nitwitpickle-head froggy leg soupmurky daunting gone By Moonshine Noire Hazebrained Nitwitpicklehead Froggy Leg Soupmurky

The gay motes that people the sunbeams. By John Milton Sunbeams Gay Motes People

Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from Tomb Raider ... only mine are flame-retardant and covered in glow-in-the-dark dinosaur stickers.'No one stirred. Not even Christopher, who actually has a thing for Lara Croft. 'I know what you're thinking,' I went on. 'Glow-in-the-dark dinosaur stickers are so last year. But I think they add a certain je ne sais quoi to the whole ensemble. It's true, short-shorts are uncomfortable under jeans and hard to get off in the ladies' room, but they make the twin thigh-holsters in which I hold my high-caliber pistols so easy to get to ... 'The oven timer dinged. 'Thank you, Em,' Mr. Greer said, yawning. 'That was very persuasive. By Meg Cabot Lara Croft Raider Dinosaur Tomb

Gusty McCabe, tha's m' name and tellin' stories, tha's m' game, If they all ain't true I ain't t' blame, I'll tell 'em all just the same. By Gusty Mccabe Tha Stories Game Blame Gusty

I'd like to see someone try to make Cush Jumbo up. It's my real name. By Cush Jumbo Cush Jumbo Make Real

[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms! By William Shakespeare Thou Mad Maltworms Mustachio Purplehued

of the afternoon Mr. Fitz-Wattle---- By P.g. Wodehouse Fitzwattle Afternoon

Granny panties. White as a flag, but with no surrender. By Rhoda Janzen Granny Panties White Flag Surrender

Here it comes - Little Ms. Sassy Panties. Let me rephrase, Little Mrs. Sassy Panties. By Ella Dominguez Panties Sassy Mrs Rephrase

Why are you looking at me I'm chocolate cake and you're PMSing? By Stephanie Julian Pmsing Chocolate Cake

An MC is somebody who can control the crowd. An MC is a master of ceremonies so not only can you say your rap, you can rock the party. By Ice-T Crowd Control Rap Party Master

Once upon a time there was a pair of pants. By Ann Brashares Pants Time Pair

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"! By Mitch Hedberg Wheaties Face Cover Box Snap

Byte or Get Bitten By Kevin Dean Bitten Byte

Lord of the Muck. By Ottilie Weber Muck Lord

Oh well," McWatt sang, "what the hell. By Joseph Heller Mcwatt Sang Hell

Squirrelpaw!" Brambleclaw's By Erin Hunter Squirrelpaw Brambleclaw

Getawayfrommeyoumiserablelittlecreep. By Cinda Williams Chima Getawayfrommeyoumiserablelittlecreep

My name is Catbug. What's yours? By Breehn Burns Catbug

Motley's the only wear. By William Shakespeare Motley Wear

I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy. By Rick Riordan Man Supersized Mcshizzle Leo Valdez

Peaseblossom-decorous, proper Peaseblossom-dropped her trousers to waggle her naked, pale bottom at the Stage Manager. Bertie laughed involuntarily, choked on her coffee, and nearly died as it came out her nose, but it was worth the searing pain in her nostrils to see the look on the Stage Manager's face. By Lisa Mantchev Stage Manager Peaseblossomdropped Peaseblossomdecorous Proper

Man wants to be the king o' the rabbits, he best wear a pair o' floppy ears. By George R R Martin Man Rabbits Floppy Ears King

McLaggen makes Grawp look like a gentleman. By J.k. Rowling Grawp Mclaggen Gentleman Makes

Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist By Eric Idle Pattycake Madam Baker Man Good

He [Mr. Snagsby] is a mild, bald, timid man with a shining head and a scrubby clump of black hair sticking out at the back. He tends to meekness and obesity. By Charles Dickens Snagsby Bald Mild Timid Back

Speaking of cupcakes, Will wants two dozen off your special menu to take on the road after the wedding." "The, erm, peach kind?" "The peach kind," Lindsey said. "I like the peach kind," Josh said. Mikey had named them Sex on a Peach. And they were Kimmie's second biggest seller, after the Hairy Dicks, which were coconut cake balls strategically placed with Dahlia's chocolate-covered, ice cream-filled bananas. And Josh's frown had disappeared, and now he was grinning as if he knew it. All of it. By Jamie Farrell Peach Kind Speaking Cupcakes Wedding

In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. By David Hasselhoff Movie Commercials Case Caught Spongebob

Those damn Moomins. I don't want to hear about them any more. I could vomit on the Moomintrolls. By Tove Jansson Moomins Damn Moomintrolls Hear Vomit

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you. By Mark Mckinney Nutty Bunny Number Love

Magistrate's son and is quite concerned with appearances. She is a weekender. Mutch - Mutch is the youngest member of By Meghan Brunner Magistrate Appearances Mutch Son Concerned

Professor Branestawm By Norman Hunter Branestawm Professor

Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants? By James Potter Snivelly Pants

Jelly beans! Millions and billions of purples and yellows and greens and licorice and grape and raspberry and mint and round and smooth and crunchy outside and soft-mealy inside and sugary and bouncing jouncing tumbling clittering clattering skittering fell on the heads and shoulders and hardhats and carapaces of the Timkin works, tinkling on the slidewalk and bouncing away and rolling about underfoot and filling the sky on their way down with all the colors of joy and childhood and holidays, coming down in a steady rain, a solid wash, a torrent of color and sweetness out of the sky from above, and entering a universe of sanity and metronomic order with quite-mad coocoo newness. Jelly beans! By Harlan Ellison Jelly Beans Bouncing Sky Timkin

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets By Tyne O'connell Armani Pink Classic Notting Hill

orange Capri pants that were By Jodi Picoult Capri Orange Pants

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. By David Sedaris Strangers Funny Things Run Mind

Sweet Jesus, you're wearing stockings.Christian Grey By E.l. James Jesus Grey Sweet Wearing Stockingschristian

Hairy monkeyballs!" I hiss. "Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!" A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed."I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears? By Sara Wolf Hairy Monkeyballs Dogshit Wren Stick

Do I get a bonus for letting him grab my boob?""Your boob, like the rest of you, belongs to the NYPSD. Besides, McNab's going to ride you like a racehorse first chance. That's your bonus.""You brought up sex and McNab!""This once, also your bonus.""I've got this outfit at home Dolly would wear. I'm going to put it on tonight and - ""You didn't earn that big a bonus. By J.d. Robb Boob Nypsd Belongs Bonus Letting

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it? By Joe Pesci Mushroom Lunatic Macaroni

waved a pair of underwear at him. "Grown men do not wear boxers with the Muppets on them. When I'm about to give a blowjob, I don't want to be suddenly confronted with Miss Piggy. By Amy Fecteau Waved Grown Pair Underwear Piggy

The tiny madman in his padded cell. By Vladimir Nabokov Cell Tiny Madman Padded

good time cowboy cassanova on a cassanova cowboy cassanova casanova machine By Austin Cassanova Cowboy Good Machine Time

KitKat 13:18:45: Who would your ideal prince be? Your childhood friend, Prince Charming, or a strong warrior?Gallows Humor 13:19:10: I don't want to know which Disney Princess I am. I've told you before, stop doing online quizzes. Leave it.Gallows Humor 13:22:19: He would love me for myself.KitKat 13:22:57: Tell me about your dress. By Lauren James Kitkat Humor Prince Charming Gallows

As a theatrical troupe, the Muppets haven't exactly been AWOL these past dozen years; the gang rocked YouTube in 2009 with their kick-ass rendition of Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody.' But they've certainly been lying low while our twitchy, tweet-y times have favored snarkier, more air-quote-driven entertainment, even from puppets. And in a way, that showbiz hiatus has worked in favor of The Muppets. For adults, the movie's gentle, clever, unironic humor feels freshly, trendily retro now, enhanced by laughs provided in cameos from a very up-to-date roster of stars. By Lisa Schwarzbaum Queen Bohemian Rhapsody Awol Muppets

I didn't think much of men's pajamas, ever. Only Max could make pajamas, even every day, normal pajama bottoms and a t-shirt like the ones he was wearing, look so darned good. By Kristen Ashley Men Pajamas Max Day Normal

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger ... a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser! By Billy Connolly Ordering Mcdonald Staff Pretend Understand

Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks! By Kurt Vonnegut Midget Winks Struts Man Big

Like hell he was," said the first C.I.D. man. "I'm the C.I.D. man arround here." Major Major could barely recognize him because he was wearing a faded maroon corduroy bathrobe with open seams under both arms, linty flannel pajamas, & worn house slippers with one flapping sole. By Joseph Heller Man Hell Major Arms Linty

misbegotten cockwaffle. By Kevin Hearne Misbegotten Cockwaffle

I cannot stand no wack MC.So step back if you please,And don't test me, you're history. By Del Tha Funkee Homosapien History Stand Wack Mcso Step

Metaraon, with his unmerciful stare, By S.m. Reine Metaraon Stare Unmerciful

Mouldy blanket? ALBUS By John Tiffany Albus Mouldy Blanket