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Oh! Hello Josephine!" he exclaimed, turning to face us. "Who is this oysgeputst mentsch with the pitse?" he whispered noisily in her ear. "Just a friend, Isaac. Goodnight!" "Friend of yours?" I asked as we hit the second floor landing and started up the next round of stairs. Jo turned over her shoulder and smiled. "He's a rabbi and sometimes I help feed his goldfish if he's running late. Did you know they have Kosher fish flakes? By R.s. Grey Josephine Isaac Friend Exclaimed Turning

German? I don't know what that means ... we don't say that in America By Justin Bieber German America

Out, Himmler! Out of my sight! Go and visit your club-footed daughter! Bring her sauerkraut! Sauerkraut and heroin, Thorndike! She will love it! She will - ! By William Peter Blatty Himmler Thorndike Sauerkraut Sight Daughter

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' By Dave Barry Brace Beemer Embrace Beer Spell

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally. By Jerry Lawler Ware Koko Wrestler Vertically Horizontally

This isn't about you, Skeeter. It's about me, and I need you here. If we lose Crutchfield, we'll get him another day. If I lose you... By Tara Janzen Skeeter Crutchfield Lose Day

We haven't heard from you yet, Frau Vetter," said the commandant. "Oh yes ... yes ... I was supposed to call you, that number ... " I fumbled in my bag. "I wonder if I still have it ... " Did I really imagine that I could convince him I had misplaced his number the way I had "lost" my Nazi Red Cross pin? "The number is on your desk," he said with a smile. "Ah. Yes. In my office." "No. Not that desk. The antique desk with the brass fittings and feet like the claws of a lion, the desk you have in your apartment." In my mind's ear, I heard the fiend Goebbels laughing. By Edith Hahn Beer Frau Vetter Desk Commandant Number

Paul Konerko is one of the greatest players in White Sox history, not only for his strength and performance on the field, but also for his heart and leadership off the field. By Jerry Reinsdorf Field Konerko White Sox Paul

Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst By Anonymous Wurst German Jokes Sausage

Good Hock (Hochheimer) keeps off the Doc. By Queen Victoria Hochheimer Hock Doc Good

Dukhoborcheskaya By Thomas Paine Dukhoborcheskaya

A Schwalling is when he does something unintentionally idiotic that makes him look stupid, By Michael Lewis Schwalling Stupid Unintentionally Idiotic Makes

I AM KORROK. In the mountains of Uruguay, a goat gets its hoof caught in a posthole and the bone snaps like a twig. The splinter juts from its skin, blood spraying onto white fur. It is stuck like that for three days. Finally, a wolf mother comes along, carrying her pup in her jaws. She lets the pup feed off the goat, gnawing bits of fur and skin and tearing at muscle. The goat feels it and screams and there is pain and pain and neither the goat nor the wolf nor the pup understand their place in the machine. I stand above all, and call them fags. I AM KORROK. By David Wong Goat Korrok Pup Uruguay Skin

Korell is that frequent phenomenon in history : the republic whose ruler has every attribute of the absolute monarch but the name. It therefore enjoyed the usual despotism unrestrained even by those two moderating influences in the legitimate monarchies: regal "honor" and court etiquette. By Isaac Asimov Korell History Frequent Phenomenon Republic

Sassenach I might be to him, but not English. By Diana Gabaldon English Sassenach

Leave it alone Schuyler. For your sake and mine. By Melissa De La Cruz Schuyler Leave Mine Sake

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base. By Andy Van Slyke Germany Kruk Play Base Idea

Just call me Sassenach. By J.l. Berg Sassenach Call

Ghost grabbed the cab cage and kicked at the driver. Flesh tore. The crewman ripped away from the forklift and fell on the ice, steering wheel welded to his hands. Ghost stamped on the man's head until it burst.Konecranes. Not one of ours. By Adam Baker Driver Ghost Grabbed Cab Cage

Andross, you motherfucker. By Brent Weeks Andross Motherfucker

the history of a tough motherfucker he By Charles Bukowski History Tough Motherfucker

I don't know what the word is in Austrian. By Barack Obama Austrian Word

The tools of their trade were simple, effective things: iron knuckles, saps and the like. But the iconic tool of the scuttler arsenal was a woven leather belt with a heavy iron or brass buckle used to decrease intelligence one wallop at a time. By S.c. Barrus Simple Effective Things Knuckles Saps

Umman Kudu: scissors-line of jaw muscles, chin like a boot toe - a man to be trusted because the captain's vices were known. By Frank Herbert Kudu Umman Scissorsline Muscles Chin

Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau. By Andy Kindler Friedlander Judah World Champion Years

a Nean derthal with a badge. By C.j. Box Nean Badge Derthal

Isaac Rothe, Matthias By J.r. Ward Matthias Rothe Isaac

Major Karl von Kronig,"' he reads. '"Oberstleutnant Stefan Fenstermacher, Obergefreiter Lutz Gerber, Gefreiter Manfred Hahn, Gefreiter Reiner Brauer, Panzerfunker Gerhard Meister . . ." Bloody hell. No wonder they didn't win the war with names like that. Take them a year and a half to do the roll call. What the hell's "panzerfunker" when it's at home? By Elly Griffiths Kronig Karl Gefreiter Major Reads

this is my landlord, Krook By Charles Dickens Krook Landlord

Tonstant Weader fwowed up. By Dorothy Parker Weader Tonstant Fwowed

Mistah Kurtz--he dead. By Joseph Conrad Kurtz Mistah Dead

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! By James Dashner World Shuck Shuckiest Faced

What!You know German? By Jules Verne German

Hammacher Schlemmer is selling a shelter,worthy of Kubla Khan's Xanadu dome;Plushy and swanky, with posh hanky pankythat affluent Yankees can really callhome.Hammacher Schlemmer is selling a shelter,a push-button palace, fluorescent repose;Electric devices for facing a crisiswith frozen fruit ices and cinema shows.Hammacher Schlemmer is selling a shelterall chromium kitchens and rubber-tiled dorms;With waterproof portals to echo the chortlesof weatherproof mortals in hydrogen storms.What a great come-to-glory emporium!To enjoy a deluxe moratorium,Where nuclear heat can beguile the elitein a creme-de-la-creme crematorium. By E.y. Harburg Schlemmer Selling Plushy Electric Kubla

grovelling, mole-eyed blockhead By Charlotte Bronte Grovelling Moleeyed Blockhead

Who's Kreacher?""The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him.""He is not a nutter," said Hermione."His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione? By J.k. Rowling Kreacher Ron Nutter Houseelf Lives

Who's the Angelfucker now? By Sylvain Reynard Angelfucker

Konig couldn't help but think of the man as a slab of walking muscle with all the intellect of a pair of cheap shoes. By Michael R. Fletcher Konig Shoes Man Slab Walking

Fluke me, Murdstone. By Mal Peet Murdstone Fluke

The squealing little arse-gerbil. By Tana French Arsegerbil Squealing

The Top Spin would raise a glass to Rudi Koertzen, the popular veteran South African umpire who will stand in his 107th and final Test when Pakistan meet Australia at Headingley in July [2010]. But we're slightly worried about being misunderstood. A few years back, in a light-hearted series of profiles of the elite umpires for a newspaper supplement, we suggested Rudi was a 'sociable' character who enjoyed spending a no-more-than-inordinate amount of time at the '19th hole'. Cue a concerned phonecall from the ICC, who wanted to register Rudi's displeasure at the implication. Whoops. Presumably it will be orange juices all round when he finally hangs up the white coat. By Lawrence Booth Koertzen July Top Spin South

I've known Pinchas Zukerman since he was a teenager. By Zubin Mehta Pinchas Zukerman Teenager

Who's Baumgartner?" I asked.President of the 155." At my blank stare, Catcher clarified, "My former union, Local 155 of the Union of Amalgamated Sorcerers and Spellcasters."I nearly choked on chicken, and when I was done with the coughing fit, asked, "The acronym for the Order of sorcerers is 'U-ASS'?"A, seriously appropriate," Mallory commented, giving Catcher a sideways grin. "B, explains why they call it 'the Order. By Chloe Neill Baumgartner Order Catcher Union Sorcerers

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great. By Cm Punk Kingston Kofi King Great Initials

Harl whirled round, all his attention ... on Skulker. "What is that on your carapace?""What?" Skulker tried to peer back ... A tinny voice issued from somewhere ... It took Skulker a moment to recognize it as that of the human male he earlier encountered. "It's CTD gecko mine - yield of about five kilotones." Skulker's shriek terminated in a blast that peeled back four square kilometers of jungle canopy and sunk a crater down to the bedrock. By Neal Asher Skulker Harl Round Attention Whirled

umbreller in one hand, and an acksminister carpet bag in t'other. He By Various Umbreller Hand Tother Acksminister Carpet

SHUT UP!...PADDLE! By Ridley Pearson Paddle Shut

Historical context apart, Klemperer's journals can be read for their own sake as a gnawing meditation on the disappointments of life and the irrevocability of choices. He is intensely aware at all moments, perhaps because of his consciousness of being a "survivor," that death is only a breath away. He is one of the great kvetches of all time, endlessly recording aches and pains, bad dreams, shortages of food and medicine, snubs and humiliations. And, like everyone else, he wants everything both ways. In By Christopher Hitchens Klemperer Historical Choices Context Journals

Perry Johansson. By Rick Riordan Johansson Perry

No one knew who he was. No one knew where he came from. He'd become Kaz Brekker, cripple and confidence man, bastard of the Barrel. The By Leigh Bardugo Knew Brekker Barrel Kaz Cripple

When Frieda, Trude, Lucy, and I walked to work, the German children hooted at us: "Jewish swine!" In town, the shopkeepers would not even sell us a beer. I wrote to Mama that Osterburg was a friendly town. By Edith Hahn Beer Trude Lucy Frieda Jewish German

Answer me!'Shouted Lieutenant Kotler. 'Did you steal something from that fridge?' 'No, sir. He gave it to me,'said Shmuel, tears welling up in his eyes as he throw a sideways glance at Bruno. 'He's my friend,'he added. By John Boyne Shouted Kotler Lieutenant Answer Shmuel

Schumpter's daring and dashing entrepreneur is now a legendary figure from the distant past - if not from the mythology of capitalism - or is to be found only in the demimonde of business, founding new ice cream parlors or "deep freeze subscription clubs". By Paul A. Baran Schumpter Past Capitalism Business Founding

ANKER (A'NKER) n.s.[ancker, Dut.] A liquid measure chiefly used at Amsterdam. It is the fourth part of the awm, and contains two stekans: each stekan consists of sixteen mengles; the mengle being equal By Samuel Johnson Anker Dut Anker Ancker Amsterdam

Meine Wurst! Better your sausage than your life, man! By Lilith Saintcrow Wurst Meine Man Life Sausage

Bruckner he is my man! By Richard Wagner Bruckner Man

CRAIG DAVIDSON Medium Tough By Jennifer Egan Craig Tough Davidson Medium

I am a longtime, rabid fan of Jonathan Kozol. By Sandra Tsing Loh Kozol Jonathan Longtime Rabid Fan

My mother is Ketterdam. She birthed me in the harbor. And my father is profit. I honor him daily. By Leigh Bardugo Ketterdam Mother Harbor Profit Birthed

When a person's last response was Saumensch or Saukerl or Arschloch, you knew you had them beaten. By Markus Zusak Arschloch Saumensch Saukerl Beaten Person

Sergeant Major Reinhold von Rumpel is forty-one years old, not so old that he cannot be promoted. He has moist red lips; pale, almost translucent cheeks like fillets of raw sole; and an instinct for correctness that rarely fails him. He has a wife who suffers his absences without complaint, and who arranges porcelain kittens by color, lightest to darkest, on two different shelves in their drawing room in Stuttgart. He also has two daughters whom he has not seen in nine months. The eldest, Veronika, is deeply earnest. Her letters to him include phrases like sacred resolve, proud accomplishments, and unparalleled in history. By Anthony Doerr Major Reinhold Rumpel Sergeant Promoted

Just call me the Boswell of the Krull Gang. By Richard Laymon Gang Boswell Krull Call

Ulick Norman Owen. By Agatha Christie Owen Norman Ulick

Korsakoff's syndrome, By Nancy Kress Korsakoff Syndrome

I'm Wolf Blitzer and yes, that's my real name. By Mitt Romney Wolf Blitzer Real

Maktub" (It is written.) By Paulo Coelho Maktub Written

Bergulme. Elsbeere. Hagebuche. Efeu. Scots elm. Service tree. Hornbeam. By Jill Alexander Essbaum Bergulme Elsbeere Hagebuche Efeu Hornbeam

In the course of this story, and very soon now, it will be necessary to make some disclosures about Mr. Krupper of a nature too coarse to be dealt with very directly in a work of such brevity. The grossly naturalistic details of a life, contained in the enormously wide context of that life, are softened and qualified by it, but when you attempt to set those details down in a tale, some measure of obscurity or indirection is called for to provide the same, or even approximate, softening effect that existence in time gives to those gross elements in the life itself. When I say that there was a certain mystery in the life of Mr. Krupper, I am beginning to approach those things in the only way possible without a head-on violence that would disgust and destroy and which would actually falsify the story.("Hard Candy") By Tennessee Williams Krupper Life Story Brevity Make

Stuart Davises he By Amor Towles Davises Stuart

Let him be floored, O Lord, thought Kugel.Let him be stunned.Let him be flabber-fucking-gasted. By Shalom Auslander Lord Floored Thought Kugellet Stunnedlet

SoWalter Arensberg,Alfred Kreymborg,Carl Sandburg,Louis Untermeyer,Eunice Tietjens,Clara Shanafelt,James Oppenheim,Maxwell Bodenheim,Richard Glaenzer,Scharmel Iris,Conrad Aiken,I place your names hereSo that you may liveIf only as names,Sinuous, mauve-colored names,In the JuvenaliaOf my collected editions. By F Scott Fitzgerald Sowalter Namessinuous Mauvecolored Editions Arensbergalfred

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names. By Bo Burnham Eyepatch Call Kid Arms

Kenny was bludgeoning his cucumber. By Nichole Chase Kenny Cucumber Bludgeoning

Kurtapyjama. His face was deeply lined, and his white By Gregory David Roberts Kurtapyjama Lined White Face Deeply

Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback By J.k. Rowling Ridgeback Norwegian Norbert

Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"-Spader By D.j. Machale Spader Heinz Accordion

My name is James Guckert. Well, when you read it, it's always pronounced some other way. By Jeff Gannon Guckert James Read Pronounced

I'm gonna kill you, shuck-face! By James Dashner Shuckface Gonna Kill

between Scylla and Charybdis, By Alison Weir Charybdis Scylla

pocket lizard licker. By Anonymous Pocket Licker Lizard

Everywhere I go, I have my little Steinberger, and I like it very well. By Warren Zevon Steinberger

was stopped on the street by a Dutch policeman, who ordered her to slowly speak the words Scheveningen and schapenscheerder. The Dutch police were trying to weed out Germans posing as Dutch, who most likely would not be able to pronounce those Dutch words. By Kathryn J. Atwood Dutch Scheveningen Policeman Schapenscheerder Words

Write like a motherfucker. By Cheryl Strayed Write Motherfucker

Semper Fi! MotherFucker! By U.s. Marine Corps Motherfucker Semper

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though. By Cm Punk Kingston Kofi King Nice Ring

Kurkov loves his weltschmerz as much as the next guybut he doesn't see why weltschmerz shouldn't come bundled up with a narrative that kicks a little bit of assthe edge of the left cheek, say. By Nick Hornby Kurkov Cheek Weltschmerz Loves Guybut

Clevinger was a troublemaker and a wise guy. Lieutenant Scheisskopf knew that Clevinger might cause even more trouble if he wasn't watched. Yesterday it was the cadet officers; tomorrow it might be the world. Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskopf had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times. Such men were dangerous, and even the new cadet officers whom Clevinger had helped into office were eager to give damning testimony against him. The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with. By Joseph Heller Clevinger Scheisskopf Guy Lieutenant Troublemaker

My name is Schwitters, Kurt Schwitters ... I'm a painter and I nail my pictures ... I'd like to be accepted into the Dada Club By Kurt Schwitters Schwitters Kurt Club Dada Pictures

prestidigitator, By Jay Samit Prestidigitator

The pig says oink. By Rick Riordan Oink Pig

Mishmar. Your father's hellish prison he cobbled together from the remains of office buildings from Omaha, which he destroyed. The Mishmar that's stuffed to the brink with mutated vampires. That Mishmar." "Yes." "You By Ilona Andrews Mishmar Omaha Destroyed Vampires Father

I was called Kool Dj Kurt Walker ... but they wanted tocall me Kurtis Blow. By Kurtis Blow Walker Kool Kurt Blow Called

The Germans wit is in his fingers. By George Herbert Germans Fingers Wit

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. By Bill Maher Bakker Jim Obvious Spells

You're the scariest motherfucker in the room. By Laurell K. Hamilton Room Scariest Motherfucker

It was Kovacs who said "Mother" then, muffled under latex. It was Kovacs who closed his eyes. It was Rorschach who opened them again. By Alan Moore Mother Kovacs Muffled Latex Rorschach

My name's Jet Steele. By Richelle Mead Steele Jet

Get out of the road, you dumb motherfucker! By Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Road Motherfucker Dumb

I won't compare him unfavorably to Fucker, By Melanie Harlow Fucker Compare Unfavorably

All of us have schnozzles ... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us. By Jimmy Durante Schnozzles Faces Character Minds Habits