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Kukurukuuu,' our big rooster crowed as usual and it nearly put me off my sleep. My eyes were neither open nor close. In trying to go back to sleep I rolled to both sides on my small wooden bed, covered with a mat. The room was partially dark and warm, sleepless rats busy under my bed in search of food. By Obehi Peter Ewanfoh Kukurukuuu Big Rooster Crowed Usual

I have a rat inside my skull that runs on a treadmill - pitta-patta pitta-patta pitta-patta. I enjoy the company of other people who experience that pitta-patta in their skulls. By Richard Lederer Pittapatta Treadmill Rat Inside Runs

I have a monster under my bed, and it's Mouse. By Jim Butcher Mouse Bed Monster

On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a FreddyKrueger. Granuaile MacTiernan By Kevin Hearne Cthulhu Creep Scale Kitty Freddykrueger

Katniss the mockingjay By Suzanne Collins Katniss Mockingjay

Hunger for me, ka-lyrra, he thought silently, get addicted to me. I will be both venom and antidote, your poison and your only cure. By Karen Marie Moning Kalyrra Hunger Silently Thought Addicted

The monster is me. By Ally Carter Monster

I'm your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I'm a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge. By Rachel Caine Skeletor Nightmare Worst Damn Grudge

Oh dear,"cried Rhonda just then, for Mr. Benedict, awash in strong emotion, has gone to sleep.with a sudden loud snore he toppled forward into the attentive arms of Rhonda and Number Two, who eased him to the floor."What's wrong with him?" Constance asked."He has narcolepsy," said Kate."He steals a lot?""That's kleptomania," Sticky said. "Mr. Benedict sleeps a lot. By Trenton Lee Stewart Rhonda Number Benedict Lot Dear

rats?" "I just said that." "But the attic is clean." "Well, okay, we've got tidy rats!" "No rats." "Karl, I heard them last night." "Maybe plumbing," Karl probed; "maybe boards." "Maybe rats! Will you buy the damn traps and quit arguing?" Bustling away, Karl, said, "Yes! I go now!" "No not now, Karl! The By William Peter Blatty Karl Rats Clean Attic Night

The reptiles had taken over the city. Once again they were the dominant form of life. Looking up at the ancient impassive faces, Kerans could understand the curious fear they roused, rekindling archaic memories of the terrifying jungles of the Paleocene, when the reptiles had gone down before the emergent mammals, and sense the implacable hatred one zoological class feels towards another that usurps it. By J.g. Ballard Reptiles City Kerans Paleocene Life

Haven't you guessed by now? I'm a monster. I don't hide under your bed or in your closet. I don't lurk in dark corners or only come out at night. By Yolanda Olson Guessed Monster Closet Night Hide

This is inhuman!" shrieked Rat-catcher 2."No, it's very human," said Keith. "It's extremely human. There isn't a beast in the world that'd do it to another living thing, but your poisons do it to rats every day. By Terry Pratchett Ratcatcher Keith Human Inhuman Shrieked

Frailty, thy name is Alcatraz By Brandon Sanderson Frailty Alcatraz Thy

Dexter Palmer "(T)he true enemy of humanity was not Evil, an abstract idea personified by some sort of crimson-faced creature dancing in flames, but Chance, that smoky million-handed monster forever fitting its tiny fingers into the fissures of your life, working tear it apart, loosening the fatal screw, turning that first cell cancerous, sending lightning to strike the tree that you chose for shelter from the storm. By Dexter Palmer Palmer Evil Chance Dexter Flames

Nyarlathotep ... the crawling chaos ... I am the last ... I will tell the audient void ... By H.p. Lovecraft Nyarlathotep Chaos Crawling Void Audient

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead? By Rob Zombie Dead Irresistible Creature Insatiable Love

I'm the king of crime. I'm the criminal. I'm the juvenile delinquent, the rebel, the outcast, the unwanted. I'm everything that everybody looks down on and is standing on, spitting on, cursing and calling names, and hating, buying and selling all the different things. By Marlin Marynick Crime King Criminal Delinquent Rebel

Rat. A curse, an insult, a word totally without light. By Kate Dicamillo Rat Curse Insult Light Word

Of the many fearsome beasts and monsters that roam our land, there is none more curious or more deadly that the Basilisk, known also as the King of Serpents. This snake, which may reach gigantic size, and live many hundreds of years, is born from a chicken's egg, hatched beneath a toad. Its methods of killing are more wonderous, for aside from its deadly and venomous fangs, the Basilisk has a murderous stare, and all who are fixed with the beam of its eye shall suffer instant death. Spiders flee before the Basilisk, for it is their mortal enemy, and the Basilisk flees only from the crowing of the rooster, which is fatal to it. By J.k. Rowling Basilisk Serpents King Land Fearsome

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures! By Jeff Smith Stupid Creatures Rat

Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies. ~Carrow Graie By Kresley Cole Contained Carrow Graie Things Velociraptors

Snakes and bastards! By M.c. Beaton Snakes Bastards

You do fried rat?" said Glod. "Best damn fried rat in the city," said Gimlet. "Okay. Give me four fried rats." "And some dwarf bread," said Imp. "And some coke," said Lias, patiently. "You mean rat heads or rat legs?" "No. Four fried rats." "And some coke." "You want ketchup on those rats?" "No." "You sure?" "No ketchup." "And some coke. By Terry Pratchett Glod Fried Rat Coke Rats

The intruder hesitated, turned, and anchored itself in the corner, where the ceiling met the wall. It sat there, fastened to the paneling by enormous yellow talons, still and silent like a gargoyle in full sunlight. I took a swig from the bottle and set it so I could still see the creatures reflection. Nude and hairless, it didn't carry a single ounce of fat on its lean frame. Its skin stretched so tight over the cords of muscle, it threatened to snap. Like a thin layer of wax melted over an anatomy model. Your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman. By Ilona Andrews Turned Hesitated Corner Wall Intruder

Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardiness, no talking above 40 decibels, no untied shoelaces, no visible undergarments, no eating, no chewing gum, no chewing tobacco, no chewing betel nuts, no chewing coca leaves, no chewing out students (unless Mr. Klamp was doing the chewing out), no chewing out teachers (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of temper (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of affection (no exceptions), no pets over one ounce or under one ton, and no singing, except in Bulgarian. I began to think Mr Klamp wouldn't be so bad ... By Polly Shulman Chewing Klamp Ditto Law Unnecessary

Who was the monster, here? By Liesl Shurtliff Monster

I am the Lizard King, I can do anything! By Jim Morrison King Lizard

Let me be your villain By Meredith Duran Villain

In the span of a few seconds, my mind had traversed the extremes of human emotion, swinging from terror to exquisite relief and back to terror - entirely on the wings of thought: There's a rat in my bed! Oh, it was only a dream . . . Rat! By Anonymous Terror Emotion Swinging Thought Bed

My own brother. My very own brother is Metal Beak and he wants to kill me. By Kathryn Lasky Brother Metal Beak Kill

The Evil Onionman By James Sharkey Onionman Evil

Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant ... Assistant: Charmed, I'm sureHost: Who recently killed The Rumor. And you were awarded the Oppenheimer prize for villainy at last week's annual summit for dastardly deeds what are you going to do with all that money?Murder Magician: Well, I'm so glad you asked that because I spent all the money on this giant MURDERBOT, and I've been dying to show it off!Assistant: It's true ... every penny.Host: Wow! That's impressive! So what does it do?Murder Magician: Well, Mr. Clark ... it murders people.Laughter.Murder Magician: I'm serious.Assistant: He is. By Gerard Way Magician Assistant Murder Host Charmed

Marvin the Paranoid Android By Douglas Adams Android Paranoid Marvin

It was the eldritch scurrying of those fiend-born rats, always questing for new horrors, and determined to lead me on even unto those grinning caverns of earth's centre where Nyarlathotep, the mad faceless god, howls blindly in the darkness to the piping of two amorphous idiot flute-players. By H.p. Lovecraft Nyarlathotep Rats Horrors God Howls

Rats. Rats, mice, and rodents. By Jean Ferris Rats Mice Rodents

What is it?' Stephanie whispered.'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?''I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us. By Derek Landy Valkyrie Skulduggery Stephanie Whispered Monster

I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time. By Cm Punk Freddy Krueger Guy Time Huge

Pea was aware suddenly of how fragile her heart was, how much darkness was inside it, fighting, always, with the light. She did not like the rat. She would neverlike the rat, but she knew what she must do to save her own heart. By Kate Dicamillo Fighting Rat Pea Light Aware

Before the final rat has eaten the last gram of you, Rapture will have returned. I will lead a parade. "Who was that," they'll say, as they point to the sad shape hanging on my wall, "who was that? By Andrew Ryan Rapture Returned Final Rat Eaten

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn't have tried to turn ya into a snake. By Michelle M. Pillow Rat Turn Snake

Someone had to fight the monsters. Who better than a monster? By Kameron Hurley Fight Monsters Monster

Ben noticed the odd procession making its way up Gardam Street. Batty slowly pushing Lydia in her stroller-this he understood-but what kind of creature was that, struggling to keep up with them? "Batty's got a huge guinea pig on a leash," said Rafael, squinting to bring the scene into better focus. "Like the hugest one in the world." "Its nose is too pointy for a guinea pig. More like the hugest rat in the world." neither of the boys wanted to meet a huge rat, but they refused to run from something Lydia didn't seem to be afraid of. So they stood their ground and, as the procession came closer, were relieved to see that the giant rat was only a fat dog with short legs. By Jeanne Birdsall Street Gardam Batty Ben Lydia

Who's Got Game? The Ant or the Grasshopper? The Lion or the Mouse? Poppy or the Snake? By Toni Morrison Game Grasshopper Ant Mouse Snake

E was the only one in the world who understood the secret living thing that dwelt in he pit of my stomach ... the thing that reared its head from time to time to sear my insides with fear. By Belle Whittington Stomach Thing World Understood Secret

Hello kerplunk, this is my dear friend pitter patter. By Chris Vonada Kerplunk Patter Dear Friend Pitter

Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!" Su-Chin: That was you. By Diablo Cody Wise Juno Macguff Move Blaaaaah

Your slave and enemy,D.Karamazov By Fyodor Dostoyevsky Slave

Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister. By Scott Adams Doc Ratbert Rat Scientist Talk

I opened my eyes to see the rat taking a piss in my coffee mug. It was a huge brown bastard; had a body like a turd with legs and beady black eyes full of secret rat knowledge. By Warren Ellis Mug Eyes Rat Opened Taking

I'M PINOCCHIO. I KILL MONSTERS. By Van Jensen Pinocchio Monsters Kill

Rat-a-tat-tat.""Quack." By Kate Angell Quack

Face of Horror - Set's lieutenant from the Red Pyramid, and the secret mouthpiece of Apophis. We'd killed him in the shadow of the Washington Monument, but I guess that didn't mean anything. Now he was back, and, judging by his rasping voice and glowing red eyes, he was still possessed by my least favorite snake. I By Rick Riordan Horror Set Pyramid Apophis Face

A thorough-paced knave will rarely quarrel with one whom he can cheat: his revenge is plunder; therefore he is usually the most forgiving of beings, upon the principle that if he come to an open rupture, he must defend himself; and this does not suit a man whose vocation it is to keep his hands in the pocket of another. By Charles Caleb Colton Cheat Plunder Rupture Thoroughpaced Knave

Rat was talking so seriously, he kept saying to himself mutinously, 'But it WAS fun, though! Awful fun!' and making strange suppressed noises inside him, k-i-ck-ck-ck, and poop-p-p, and other sounds resembling stifled snorts, or By Kenneth Grahame Fun Rat Mutinously Talking Awful

Paranoia, the destroyer. By Ray Davies Paranoia Destroyer

Ketterdam is made of monsters. I just happen to have the longest teeth. By Leigh Bardugo Ketterdam Monsters Made Teeth Happen

Splendiferous. That's your word. It's yellow with six legs and it's crawling up your arm. By Natalie Lloyd Splendiferous Word Arm Yellow Legs

The dog which frightens the people by barking loud thinks he is the king of the universe! By Mehmet Murat Ildan Universe Dog Frightens People Barking

You'd better tell me what you know, toad," said Tiffany. "Miss Tick isn't here. I am.""Another world is colliding with this one," said the toad. "There. Happy now? That's what Miss Tick thinks. But it's happening faster than she expected. All the monsters are coming back.""Why?""There's no one to stop them."There was silence for a moment."There's me," said Tiffany. By Terry Pratchett Tiffany Toad Miss Tick Happy

pajamas. He stumbled a little, the two men jerked him upright and his glasses went askew. They stopped at the back of the Stolypin car, and one of the men let him go in order to open the door. Instinctively, he adjusted his glasses. Turned his head. For a bare instant, he stared at Khristo. His face appeared to have somehow shrunk, and his eyes looked enormous. Then the two By Alan Furst Pajamas Glasses Men Stolypin Khristo

Knavery seems to be so much a the striking feature of its inhabitants that it may not in the end be an evil that they will become aliens to this kingdom. By George Iii Knavery Kingdom Striking Feature Inhabitants

A pesudovision! You will go to the pseduovision and you wil lnever come back. By John Green Pesudovision Back Pseduovision Wil Lnever

Which monster do you choose? By John Ajvide Lindqvist Choose Monster

It had a sort of a head on it, like a mushroom, and its color was reddish purple. It looked blunt and stupid, compared, say, to fingers and toes with their intelligent expressiveness, or even to an elbow or a knee. By Alice Munro Mushroom Purple Sort Head Color

He ended the world because it was not to his liking and here I am challenging the same monster for a fifteen-year-old rat from the slums By Quil Carter Rat Slums Ended World Liking

Long legs and longer arms, each tipped with a row of black talons. Sinewy. Wiry. And above all, humanoid, its skin in the sunlight as translucent as a baby mouse's - mapped with a network of blue veins and purple arteries and even its heart faintly visible as a pinkish throb just right of center mass. snarling as strings of bloody saliva dangled from the corners of its lipless mouth, creamy eyes hard-focused on its target. By Blake Crouch Long Arms Talons Legs Longer

Blobfish, the guy who snapped a hamsters neck, myself, the homeless guy who has never thrown a punch (but has killed a fox) and Dickface, the man obsessed with trees and touching himself in public, follow an arrogant midget into the home of a pale creature I am certain will kill us all, to save the life of an ungrateful bastard parrot called Madness.The temperature drops further.A cold night for heroes. By Craig Stone Guy Dickface Blobfish Neck Punch

Nothing on Krynn is more dangerous than a bored kender. By Margaret Weis Krynn Kender Dangerous Bored

Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm. By Rick Riordan Zhang Mars Frank Lumbering Klutz

Ka was the essence of teh person: spirit, intelligence, feelings and passions, humor, grudges, annoying television theme songs, all the things that make a person a person and not a nematode. By Mary Roach Spirit Intelligence Humor Grudges Person

A dementor," I say. "What in God's holy name is that?" "A dementor? From Harry Potter?" "Well, put your hood back, for the love of Jesus. And who are you supposed to be?" "Kim Kardashian," says Leah, just completely deadpan. Garrett looks confused. "Tohru from Fruits Basket. By Becky Albertalli Dementor God Potter Jesus Kim

I'm deathly afraid of rats. By Jodi Lyn O'keefe Rats Deathly Afraid

My searchlight expired, but still I ran. I heard voices, and yowls, and echoes, but above all there gently rose that impious, insidious scurrying, gently rising, rising as a stiff bloated corpse gently rises above an oily river that flows under endless onyx bridges to a black putrid sea. Something bumped into me - something soft and plump. It must have been the rats; the viscous, gelatinous, ravenous army that feast on the dead and the living ... By H.p. Lovecraft Expired Ran Gently Searchlight Rising

Everyone has a monster inside By J.g. Faherty Inside Monster

The flea, though he kill none, he does all the harm he can. By John Donne Flea Kill Harm

Kizzy wanted it all so bad her soul leaned half out of her body hungering after it, and that was what drove the goblins wild, her soul hanging out there like an untucked shirt. By Laini Taylor Soul Kizzy Wild Shirt Wanted

the life of a supervillain. By Richard Roberts Supervillain Life

You died in your sleep? Drunk driver? Cancer,huh? World war? Well ... yeah those deaths are great and all,but wait till I tell you what happened to me. Yeah ... that's right ... I said kraken. By Colleen Houck Sleep Died Yeah Cancerhuh Drunk

The rats had gnawed a hole through the bottom panel. At least he assumed it was rats. Of course it was. What else could it be? For a moment, he conjured up an assortment of Lovecraftian creatures crouching on their haunches, waiting patiently in the dark just beyond the door, waiting to devour him like a side of fresh beef. He quickly held his imagination in check. By Gary Val Tenuta Panel Rats Gnawed Hole Bottom

Ketut, why is life all crazy like this?" I asked my medicine man the next day ... So what can we do about the craziness of the world?"Nothing." Ketut laughed, but with a dose of kindness. "This is nature of world. This is destiny. Worry about your craziness only-make you in peace. By Elizabeth Gilbert Ketut Life Crazy World Craziness

Curse you Kakarrot! By Akira Toriyama Kakarrot Curse

Go away! You're like kryptonite to my brain. At By Vi Keeland Brain Kryptonite

A few machines dance in the air, an orderly has to be sedated, and suddenly you're Freddy freakin' Krueger. By Jennifer Harlow Krueger Freddy Air Sedated Freakin

the strangest life exists in the cracks By J.m. Ledgard Cracks Strangest Life Exists

Beelzebug n. Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. By Steven Pinker Beelzebug Satan Form Mosquito Bedroom

Cave basilischium! The rex of serpenti, tant pleno of poison that it all shines dehors! Che dicam, il veleno, even the stink comes dehors and kills you! Poisons you ... And it has black spots on his back, and a head like a coq, and half goes erect over the terra, and half on the terra like the other serpents. And it kills the bellula ... ''The bellula?''Oc! Parvissimum animal, just a bit plus longue than the rat, and also called the musk-rat. And so the serpe and the botta. And when they bite it, the bellula runs to the fenicula or to the cicerbita and chews it, and comes back to the battaglia. And they say it generates through the oculi, but most say they are wrong.'I asked him what he was doing with a basilisk and he said that was his business. By Umberto Eco Bellula Cave Basilischium Dehors Kills

A villain let your creativity out of its cage. By Jodi Picoult Cage Villain Creativity

But I cannot flash fire from my eyes unless I am very angry.""Can't you get angry 'bout something, please?" asked Ojo."I'll try. You just say 'Krizzle-Kroo' to me.""Will that make you angry?" inquired the boy."Terribly angry.""What does it mean?" asked Scraps."I don't know; that's what makes me so angry," replied the Woozy. By L. Frank Baum Ojo Angry Angry Asked Bout

Something simple-minded and morally vacuous? A hamster, perhaps? Maybe Veronica?""Excuse me!" Veronica griped form the back table."Those are gerbils, Mr. Charbonnet, not hamsters. And I'd thank you to minimise the insulting commentary.""My apologies, sir." Alec nodded. "The gerbil is a noble beast. I shouldn't have compared it to Veronica. By Cecily White Veronica Vacuous Simpleminded Morally Excuse

My name is Slither. By Joseph Delaney Slither

I am a monster. The worst kind of monster. The kind that people have told stories about for thousands of years. The kind that daredevils like poor Walt seek out, even though many believe I'm nothing more than a myth. By Heather Lyons Monster Kind Walt Years Worst

Pandora, possessed by the unleashed contents of her box. By Salman Rushdie Pandora Possessed Box Unleashed Contents

A legend, Kludd, is a story that you begin to feel in your gizzard and then over time it becomes true in your heart. And perhaps makes you become a better owl. By Kathryn Lasky Kludd Legend Heart Story Begin

Rats live on no evil star By Anne Sexton Rats Star Live Evil

I don't remember a single monster before I met you.' he'd told Amphibian. 'Now they seem to be all over the place.''You mean there wasn't anything you were afraid of?' the Amphibian had asked him.'lots.''What did they look like?'It was a funny question.'They didn't look like anything. They were ideas,' Tom told him. 'Like not being able to pay rent, or being lonely.''That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard.' the Amphibian replied. By Andrew Kaufman Amphibian Remember Single Monster Met

My homicidal maniac is of a peculiar kind. I shall have to invent a new classification for him, and call him a zoophagous (life-eating) maniac; what he desires is to absorb as many lives as he can, and he has laid himself out to achieve it in a cumulative way.. By Bram Stoker Kind Maniac Homicidal Peculiar Lifeeating

We did Rat Surprise last night for the Sons of Bloodaxe annual dinner," he said. There was a general groan. "And it was rat." He raised his voice against the complaining. "You can't use anything else - listen - you've got to have the noses poking through the pastry, all right? Some of the best rat we've had in a long time! By Terry Pratchett Surprise Sons Bloodaxe Rat Dinner

Here we find the moat of thieves. And just as a lizard, with a quick, slick slither, Flicks across the highway from hedge to hedge, Fleeter than a flash, in the battering dog-day weather, A fiery little monster, livid, in a rage, Black as any peppercorn, came and made a dart At the guts of the others, and leaping to engage One of the pair, it pierced him at the part Through which we first draw food; then loosed its grip And fell before him, outstretched and apart. By Dante Alighieri Thieves Find Moat Hedge Flicks

I see myself as Kiki de Montparnasse, trying to get Man Ray's attention. (Sofia Navarro, 7th July 2012). By Sofia Navarro Montparnasse July Kiki Man Ray