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*** Teacher: "Why are you on the floor?" Johnny: "Because you said to do this math problem without tables! By Various Teacher Floor Johnny Tables Math

The character of Johnny Drama was a lot of fun to play. By Kevin Dillon Johnny Drama Play Character Lot

teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, there are two left, but I like how you're thinking." Then Johnny asks the teacher, "You see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor. One is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream. Which one is married?" And the teacher responds, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're By Various Johnny Ice Teacher Cream Attention

Kasandra took charge of things. She was the most organized person Johnny knew. In fact she was so organized that she had too much organization for one person, and it overflowed in every direction. By Terry Pratchett Kasandra Things Charge Johnny Organized

Johnny ate encyclopedias like any other kid might eat Red Hots or Lemonheads. By Robert Mccammon Lemonheads Red Hots Johnny Ate

He's just like my father that way-my father just adored my mother and let her do whatever she wanted. John's like that. He's a very rare man, a very good man, and I've had a good life with him. I'm proud to be walking in the wake of Johnny's fame. By June Carter Cash Father Wanted Waymy Adored Mother

Johnny Guitar ... just one of my favorite singers of all time. I met him when we were both on the road with Johnny Otis in the '50s when I was a teenager. We traveled the country in a car together. I would hear him sing every night. By Etta James Guitar Johnny Otis Time Teenager

Johnny nods and grins, but doesn't talk. He's overwhelmed by Muninn's gewgaws. I've By Richard Kadrey Johnny Grins Talk Nods Muninn

It's a good thing my parents named me Jon because that's what everyone calls me. By Jon Foreman Jon Good Thing Parents Named

One night I saw them kissing at a party, so I kissed some other guy. Johnny jumped up and hit him, cause he still loved me, that's why. By Lesley Gore Party Guy Night Kissing Kissed

I love Johnny (Depp). A lot of the stuff I've done for him stands out for me just because of the relationship and who he is. By Colleen Atwood Depp Johnny Love Lot Stuff

Johnny Miller is a very honest guy. That may have been to his detriment sometimes. On television, he's too honest. We talk about it a lot. Do you really need to be that honest? You know what I mean? But he's a good man. He's a good family man. He's got good values, and we're delighted to have him as our honoree. By Jack Nicklaus Miller Johnny Guy Honest Good

After that Johnny began to watch himself. For the first time he learned to think before he spoke. By Esther Forbes Johnny Began Watch Spoke Time

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York. By Lewis Black York Vassilaros Johnny Man Created

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. By Garry Shandling Johnny Funny Regular Latenight Shows

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing? By Cm Punk John Soda Diet

Oh Ducky!' said Johnny. 'Squeak to me! By David Slonim Ducky Johnny Squeak

Jah is love, or God, whichever way you might accept it. By Dennis Brown God Jah Love Whichever Accept

I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me. By Jack Benny Johnny Ray Success Feel Responsible

There was one big rule in life - the things you worried about never happened, and the things that happened were never the ones you expected. Not that this bit of advice helped Johnny much. It simply meant that he spent more time guessing at what the unexpected disasters in his life would be. By John Bellairs Things Happened Expected Big Rule

Danger could be my middle name ... But it's John. By Eddie Izzard Danger John Middle

Jake once said on stage that Jonny was the mighty in their storm, and now I see that Jake is my mighty storm. He's broken and complex, and no one knows him like I do, or ever will. He needs me. He's my storm to calm. And I'm going to spend the rest of my life doing just that. By Samantha Towle Jake Jonny Mighty Storm Stage

When Johnny didn't answer, the Don went on. Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than government. It is almost the equal of family. Never forget that. By Mario Puzo Johnny Don Friendship Answer Talent

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Since my initials are J. U., people called me Ju. Or Jujube, like the candy. By Jenna Ushkowitz Jujube Initials People Candy Called

Dracula can sustain many interpretations and exists in many phantasmal forms ... and Johnny Alucard is my attempt to explore the multiplicity of Draculas unloosed on the world in the long wake of Stoker's novel. By Kim Newman Johnny Alucard Stoker Forms Dracula

Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him. By Carson Daly Johnny Carson Family Grandma Watch

Johnny sort of popped into my head midway through the first draft, and he wouldn't leave. But the more I thought about it, the more it made sense. In the first half of the movie, this guy is in the house not doing anything. I really needed an actor who's inventive and who will make enough idiosyncratic choices to make it entertaining to watch. And let's face it, Johnny Depp could make a nap interesting to watch. By David Koepp Johnny Draft Leave Sort Popped

The spectacular thing about Johnny [von Neumann] was not his power as a mathematician, which was great, or his insight and his clarity, but his rapidity; he was very, very fast. And like the modern computer, which no longer bothers to retrieve the logarithm of 11 from its memory (but, instead, computes the logarithm of 11 each time it is needed), Johnny didn't bother to remember things. He computed them. You asked him a question, and if he didn't know the answer, he thought for three seconds and would produce and answer. By Paul R. Halmos Neumann Johnny Von Mathematician Great

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it ... By Joey Barton Joey Joe Mass Media Christened

Johnnie Walker in the tea, Jim Beam in the coffee By Adrian Mckinty Jim Walker Beam Johnnie Tea

Johnny Winter is one of the best blues players in the world. He's very underrated. By Ritchie Blackmore Winter Johnny World Blues Players

More John Doe than Mike May. He played with this changing By Robert Kurson John Doe Mike May Changing

When I got a call to do the voice of Johnny in an episode of 'American Dad' titled 'I Can't Stan You,' it was a great opportunity to be a part of a really funny cutting-edge show on television. I really got into the character, and I was able to do some improvisation, which allowed me to mix in part of my personality into the script. By Paul Butcher American Dad Titled Johnny Stan

No, we're talking Brad and Johnny need to bow down and recognize, Jacque answered. (about fane) By Quinn Loftis Jacque Brad Johnny Recognize Answered

Jorinda and Jorindel By Jacob Grimm Jorindel Jorinda

The first time I heard Johnny play at the Fillmore East, I wasn't really impressed. He had come on the scene with everybody telling me how great he was, and I didn't hear it. By Rick Derringer East Johnny Fillmore Impressed Time

I always knew you were unworthy of my Johnny. You couldn't even provide him with an heir!" Before Cassandra could reply, a shadow fell over them both. "You should leave now, madam, before I throw you out," Rafael Villar told her in a low voice. By Brooklyn Ann Johnny Knew Unworthy Rafael Cassandra

Keep sayin' Joe, baby, you're makin' me hard. By Kristen Ashley Joe Baby Sayin Makin Hard

Stay gold Ponyboy. Stay gold.--Johnny quoting Robert Frost By S.e. Hinton Ponyboy Stay Johnny Frost Gold

My name's Sean, Jem. I'm Sean. By J.a. Belfield Jem Sean

Walking to the door, I stare into Johnny Depp's eyes and my gut sinks. "I'm sorry. You've been a good imaginary boyfriend, but I'm a grown-up now. There's no room in my life for a boyfriend. Not even an imaginary one." But he just stares at me. "Don't look at me like that." But he does. He's torturing me.I sigh tiredly and rub at my forehead. "Don't make this any harder than it has to be. Please, Johnny. It's over." I'm getting a headache. I take my time pulling him down with the utmost care, rolling him up and putting a rubber band around him. I hold him in my hands and walk him over to the recycling bin. I lift the lid and put him in. I slowly close the lid and turn around. By Belle Aurora Depp Walking Door Sinks Eyes

After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny. By Jhonen Vasquez Johnny Innocent World Wanted Care

[Johnny Depp] a wonderful artist, and such a talented person. I got along with him, splendidly. He's charming and wonderful to work with. He's a dream. By Amber Heard Johnny Depp Artist Person Talented

He's just simply John5 because he's the fifth person that we've hired. In the future, everyone will have numbers instead of names By Marilyn Manson Simply Hired Person Future Numbers

There are two kinds of people, there's those who like Johnny Cash, and those that will. By Marty Stuart Cash Johnny People Kinds

What did you say, Joe? By Mickey Mantle Joe

Johnny Depp already seen how alcohol and drugs can get in the way of a career. And you have to remember one thing: Johnny was a guitar player and a rock-and-roller way before he was an actor. When he came to Los Angeles, he came with his band. By Alice Cooper Johnny Depp Career Alcohol Drugs

Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove. By J. B. Smoove Standup Crew Smoove Hiphop Dancer

Destroy me, Jonathan. By C.d. Reiss Jonathan Destroy

That's the wonder of jazz, Mary," Johnny explained. "There's no right way and there's no order. By James Runcie Mary Johnny Jazz Explained Order

StocktontoMalone By Hot Rod Hundley Stocktontomalone

Johnny Ringo to me was just the best antagonist that I've ever played, because I played him as a guy who has a death wish and had done everything that he wanted in life. As far as he was concerned, a gun fight was about as exciting as it was going to get. By Michael Biehn Ringo Played Johnny Life Antagonist

Asleep, he looked a lot younger than going-on-seventeen, but I had noticed that Johnny looked younger when he was asleep too, so I figured everyone did. Maybe people are younger when they are asleep. By S.e. Hinton Johnny Looked Younger Asleep Lot

Good God. Johnny freakin' Ramos. Out in the hall. Of course, out in the hall. Hell, he'd spent half his life out in the hall,especially at Campbell Junior High,especially during seventh-grade social studies call. She'd gotten sent out in the hall with him once, her one and only time in the hall ever, the two of them put there to "work things out", and her poor little thirteen-year-old heart had barely survived the experience. By Tara Janzen God Hall Good Ramos Campbell

My good friends call me Bobby. By Kid Rock Bobby Good Friends Call

The point I'm making," said Yo-Less, "is that you've got to help your friends, right?" He turned to Johnny. "Now, personally, I think you're very nearly totally disturbed and suffering from psychosomatica and hearing voices and seeing delusions," he said "and probably ought to be locked up in one of those white jackets with the stylish long sleeves. But that doesn't matter, 'cause we're friends. By Terry Pratchett Making Yoless Friends Point Johnny

So, if I had a mentor, it was Johnny Moss. By Doyle Brunson Moss Johnny Mentor

JEANI need him like the axe needs the turkey.HARRINGTONDon't be vulgar, Jean. Let us be crooked, but never common. By Preston Sturges Jean Jeani Vulgar Axe Crooked

Little Willie John is the soul singer's soul singer. By Marvin Gaye Willie John Soul Singer

I once was the walrus, now I'm John. By John Lennon John Walrus

I didn't want to come up with some generic Johnny Bravo type name. I'm not that cool, so I might as well stick with my birth name. By Colin Hanks Johnny Bravo Generic Type Cool

There was no one around called 'Val' when I was young, so I wanted to be John or Bill. Now I like it. By Val Kilmer Val Bill John Called Young

I've always been a guy who's pretty supportive, its just my nature, so I came in to the situation with the attitude that I wanted to support Johnny and make it work. By Rick Derringer Johnny Supportive Nature Work Guy

I am Joe's Complete Lack of Surprise. By Chuck Palahniuk Surprise Joe Complete Lack

Then he closed his eyes and put his hands together again before his face, finger to finger. Johnny was struck by the kid's lack of pretension. There was a simplicity about the gesture that had been honed by use into beauty. By Stephen King Finger Face Closed Eyes Put

Johnny liked being with Iona; it made him feel like a man. She was petite - a good five inches shorter than him - but it was more than that. She let him pay for her, patronise her, made no demands on his time other than what he was already willing to offer. She made him feel nineteen as well, in her bed with sheets that smelt like cheap laundrette detergent, in bars drinking Snakebite from pint glasses still warm from the dishwasher. By Erin Lawless Iona Johnny Man Made Feel

The world's most effeminate heterosexual, Daniel Johns By Art Alexakis Daniel Johns Heterosexual World Effeminate

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus By Louise Rennison Jas Jesus Baby Shut

Shhhh," Johnny soothed, sliding his hands up and down her back, nuzzling her hair. "Car thieves don't cry, baby. You gotta toughen up if you're gonna have a future with good old Clyde here.""I like it when you do that.""What?""Call me baby," Maggie whispered."You liked it when I called you Bonnie too," he replied with a smile in his voice. "Why?""You used to call me baby all the time. It makes me believe you can love me again."Johnny wrapped his arms tightly around her waist and lifted her to him, kissing her tear-streaked cheeks before he touched his lips to hers."I'm already there Maggie. I fell in love when you begged me to help you escape the cops. I fell in love when we danced to Nat King Cole singing 'Stardust' on a moonlit beach. Hell, I fell in love when you told me how blondes spell farm.""E-I-E-I-O," Maggie quipped wetly.Johnny laughed and held her tightly. By Amy Harmon Love Maggie Johnny Baby Fell

Reid cleared his throat. Um, I wouldn't challenge her on this. She once shot Johnny in the ass with buckshot when his mom ended up in the clinic and he wouldn't go to visit her. By Eve Langlais Reid Throat Cleared Johnny Challenge

What's the difference between a J.A.P and spaghetti? Spaghetti moves when you eat it. By Bret Easton Ellis Spaghetti Difference Moves Eat

Jenny? Just as I was considering By S.c. Stephens Jenny

The bastard - no other name was necessary, from now on the man formerly known as J.D. would simply be called The Bastard, The Prick, or The Shithead. By Julie James Bastard Prick Shithead Man Simply

They called him John Storm: John after his grandfather, but Storm after his father and his mother. By John Crowley John Storm Grandfather Mother Called

Who you jiving, L.J.? I heard Joe Abernathy's voice say, derisive and affectionate. I By Diana Gabaldon Jiving Joe Abernathy Derisive Affectionate

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold . . . The pillow seemed to sink a little, and Johnny died. You read about people looking By S.e. Hinton Ponyboy Stay Gold Johnny Died

There's a line in the picture where he (Johnny - The Wild One) snarls, 'Nobody tells me what to do.' That's exactly how I've felt all my life. By Marlon Brando Johnny Snarls Wild Line Picture

He never sleeps.""Never?"Johnny takes the photo album from my lap, and opens it up. "Three or four hours a night, tops. I don't know - I never sat there and timed him. He's out almost every night, doing who the hell knows what.""Hm." I give a little laugh before I climb to my feet. "Maybe he's Batman.""I can totally see that. By Nicole Christie Johnny Sleeps Lap Photo Album

JACKIE. I swear to God: Being in love with Veronica - it's like feeding your love to Godzilla every morning, and every morning you go "Yo, 'Zilla, these shits are very delicate so please chew softly", - and every morning - the motherfucker just goes crunch! By Stephen Adly Guirgis Jackie Zilla Morning God Veronica

My little Jasnah, insufferable and wonderful. By Brandon Sanderson Jasnah Insufferable Wonderful

In high school there were so many Jennifers, I had all sorts of names, including Jo-Jen, Jenna, Jenna-Bean, and Jenny A. By Jennifer Aniston Jenna Jennabean Jennifers Jenny Including

ghost44: Guess you don't think I'm Jessica Keen anymore.johnnyrotten: No. Definitely not.ghost44: What makes you so sure?johnnyrotten: Because the only time I don't get that empty feeling is when I'm messaging you. By Todd Mitchell Johnnyrotten Guess Jessica Keen Anymorejohnnyrotten

Katie had a fierce desire for survival which made her a fighter. Johnny had a hankering after immortality which made him a useless dreamer. And that was the great difference between these two who loved each other so well. By Betty Smith Katie Fighter Made Fierce Desire

I've been a fan of Jack Vance since before I was in high school. By Ann Leckie Jack Vance School Fan High

After The Ventures I dug Johnny Smith quite a bit. By Terry Kath Ventures Johnny Smith Bit Dug

There have been times where I have definitely felt like I was a john. As a pin-up photographer for ten years, when I was photographing men and women, to be honest, sometimes I felt like I was a john, especially when I was shooting guys because they - you know - they had to have big erections in the photos. By Annie Sprinkle John Felt Times Years Women

Johnny Depp is so special that he is like a Martian. In fact, that's what I call him, Martian. By Penelope Cruz Martian Depp Johnny Special Fact

At least you got Soda. I ain't got nobody.' 'Shoot,' I said, startled out of my misery, 'you got the whole gang. Dally didn't slug you tonight cause you're the pet. I mean, golly, Johnny, you got the whole gang.' 'It ain't the same as having your own folks care about you,' Johnny said simply. 'it just ain't the same. By S.e. Hinton Soda Johnny Gang Shoot Startled

Jacin. The name brought sunshine and blood and kisses and growls rising to Winter's skin. By Marissa Meyer Jacin Winter Skin Brought Sunshine

The jean! The jean is the destructor. It is a dictator! It is destroying creativity! The jean must be stopped! By Pierre Cardin Jean Destructor Dictator Creativity Stopped

Comparing John to James is like comparing a racehorse to a jackass. By Donna Andersen John James Jackass Comparing Racehorse

My names John Bonham, I'm a drummer and I'm potty about cars. By John Bonham Bonham John Cars Drummer Potty

You watch him playing Jack Sparrow, and he's loving it, and he's loving being in that world. He's still excited by it. Sometimes, he'll even say, 'Was that OK?' And I'm thinking, 'You're Johnny Depp man, you know that's OK!' But he doesn't. He's still going to [director] Gore [Verbinski] and asking for help. It's a privilege to see the human side of Johnny. It's really exciting. By Keira Knightley Sparrow Loving Jack World Watch

I still have a hard time saying who Johnny [ Cash ] is in one sentence. He seemed so contradictory in his actions, and I think that's probably what is most fascinating about him and what made him such an interesting character to study. By Joaquin Phoenix Cash Johnny Sentence Hard Time

John, the self-made man, self-made in every sense, out of nowhere, penniless, parentless, tie-less ... but I've always thought of him as if he had come into the world like Minerva, the goddess of wisdom, who sprang forth from Jupiter's head, fully grown and fully armed. By Ayn Rand John Penniless Parentless Tieless Selfmade

Javi is the poison I drink so willingly because nothing else has ever tasted so sweet. He is everything. The light and the dark. The solace and the pain. The torment and the peace. And I can't imagine not having him here with me. I can't even consider it. By A. Zavarelli Javi Sweet Poison Drink Willingly

It was as though his son cheated him by depriving him of his beloved presence, the sweet and treacherous thief had plundered his heart. If Johnny had died in any other way, cancer or leukaemia ... he could have grieved with a clear heart, cried also. But suicide seemed a deliberate act of spite which the Judge resented. By Carson Mccullers Presence Heart Son Cheated Depriving

Actually, Herbert-Miller. But call me Grace. Come in, please. By Clive Cussler Herbertmiller Grace Call

Johnny had killed four mountain-sheep and a caribou while we were gone, and not only had fed the dogs well, but from time to time had put aside choice portions expecting our return. But what was most grateful to us and most extraordinary in him, the boy had saved, untouched, the small ration of sugar and milk left for his consumption, knowing that ours was all destroyed; and we enjoyed coffee with these luxurious appurtenances as only they can who have been long deprived of them. There are not many boys of fifteen or sixteen of any race who would voluntarily have done the like. By Hudson Stuck Time Johnny Return Killed Mountainsheep