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There is nobody like him in the world. There is - and always will be - one Jim Rohn. By Brian Tracy World Rohn Jim

StocktontoMalone By Hot Rod Hundley Stocktontomalone

John. I would ask you what you are doing, but I fear you would actually tell me. By David Wong John Fear

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! By April Henry Jimbo Stupid

Jim was cricket practice; Govinda's the real match. Match. Get it? By Padma Venkatraman Govinda Match Jim Practice Cricket

Jim Is there no other way? Claire We could just say no to him. Jim Can't risk that. Collapse of conference, collapse of backbench support, collapse of Cabinet. Collapse of my career. The biggest disaster since Dunkirk. Humphrey I think not, Prime Minister. Jim Name a bigger one. Humphrey The Freedom of Information Act. By Jonathan Lynn & Anthony Jay Collapse Jim Humphrey Cabinet Dunkirk

Jim needed his equal: a powerful, aggressive, and sexy woman. He got me, Dali, a skinny vegetarian girl who had to wear glasses with lenses as thick as Coke bottle bottoms, threw up when she smelled blood, and was about as useful in a fight as a fifth leg on a donkey. To top it all off, my own mother, who loved me more than the whole world, wouldn't describe me as pretty. She told people that I was smart, brave, and educated. Unfortunately none of it helped me right now, because tonight I wanted to be sexy. I wanted to seduce Jim. By Nalini Singh Aggressive Equal Powerful Woman Dali

Six feet two inches tall and built like he could punch through solid walls and dodge a bullet at the same time, Jim projected a concentrated promise to kick your ass. It emanated from him like heat from a sidewalk. He never actually threatened you, but when he entered a room full of hard cases, bigger men backed off, because when he looked at them, they heard their bones breaking. By Ilona Andrews Jim Time Ass Feet Inches

to be a hypocrite or a liar? Jim wasn't By Emma Straub Liar Hypocrite Jim

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed. By Jerry Lawler Ross Jim Dressed Fine Talk

Git up and hump yourself, Jim! There ain't a minute to lose. They're after us! By Mark Twain Jim Git Hump Lose Minute

James is why I never left. I should have left. By Kate Avelynn Left James

But Jim, now, he knows it happens, he watches for it happening, he sees it start, he sees it finish, he licks the wound he expected, and never asks why: he knows. He always knew. Someone knew before him, a long time ago, someone who had wolves for pets and lions for night conversants. Hell, Jim doesn't know with his mind. But his body knows. And while Will's putting a bandage on his latest scratch, Jim's By Ray Bradbury Jim Happening Start Finish Expected

Johnnie Walker in the tea, Jim Beam in the coffee By Adrian Mckinty Jim Walker Beam Johnnie Tea

Jim mentioned I was an ALEC member, and that's correct. By Don Nickles Alec Jim Member Correct Mentioned

His mother and father were agnostics, and Jim respected devout Christians in the same way that he respected people who were members of the Graf Zeppelin Club or shopped at the Chinese department stores, for their mastery of an exotic foreign ritual. Besides, those who worked hardest for others, like Mrs. Philips and Mrs. Gilmour and Dr. Ransome, often held beliefs that turned out to be correct. By J.g. Ballard Jim Christians Graf Zeppelin Club

I am no longer a Silent Brother," he said. "Only an ordinary man. My name is James, James Carstairs. But everyone calls me Jem. By Cassandra Clare Brother Silent James Longer Carstairs

And running, Will thought, Boy, it's the same old thing. I talk. Jim runs. I tilt stones, Jim grabs the cold junk under the stones and - lickety-split! I climb hills. Jim yells off church steeples. I got a bank account. Jim's got the hair on his head, the yell in his mouth, the shirt on his back and the tennis shoes on his feet. How come I think he's richer? Because, Will thought, I sit on a rock in the sun and old Jim, he prickles his arm-hairs by moonlight and dances with hoptoads. I tend cows. Jim tames Gila monsters. Fool! I yell at Jim. Coward! he yells back. And here we - go! By Ray Bradbury Boy Jim Running Thing Thought

Bite my ass Mr. James By C.c. Hunter James Bite Ass

There was a heavy, dark pause of vast significance.Which Jim broke by flashing his hands and belting out, "Booga-wooga!"At least Eddie laughed. Adrian flipped Jim the bird and headed to the fridge for another beer. By J.r. Ward Boogawooga Eddie Jim Heavy Dark

Pirate Captain Jim"Walk the plank," says Pirate Jim"But Captain Jim, I cannot swim.""Then you must steer us through the gale.""But Captain Jim, I cannot sail.""Then down with the galley slaves you go.""But Captain Jim, I cannot row.""Then you must be the pirate's clerk.""But Captain Jim, I cannot work. By Shel Silverstein Jim Captain Pirate Walk Plank

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James! By Ellen Degeneres James Gym Unfamiliar Call

Jim and I hit it off immediately, partly because our interests were astonishingly similar and partly, I suspect, because a certain youthful arrogance, a ruthlessness, an impatience with sloppy thinking can naturally to both of us. By Francis Crick Jim Immediately Suspect Arrogance Ruthlessness

Having a daughter whose company he actually enjoyed was one of Jim's favorite accomplishments. The odds were against you, in all matters of family planning. You couldn't choose to have a boy or a girl; you couldn't choose to have a child who favored you over the other parent. You could only accept what came along naturally... By Emma Straub Jim Accomplishments Daughter Company Enjoyed

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did. By Jessica Hahn Jim Bakker Screwed Preacher Great

I didn't know what to do. How do you tell an eight-year-old boy his mother's going to die? I tried. In my own stumbling way I tried to prepare Jim for it. Nowadays, he lives in a world we don't understand too well, the actor's world. We don't see too much of him. But he's a good boy, my Jim. A good boy, and I'm very proud of him. Not easy to understand, no sir. He's not easy to understand. But he's all man, and he'll make his mark. Mind you, my boy will make his mark. By James Dean Boy Jim Understand Mark Good

John-who-wasn't-gonna-get-none By J.r. Ward

I am very proud of Jim Leiken. He has worked with me for six years and has been patient enough to learn the ropes. He's now matured into a true chef and is working on building his team. By Daniel Boulud Leiken Jim Proud Ropes Team

Some of the people in the village had real faces that I knew and could hate individually; Jim By Shirley Jackson Jim Individually People Village Real

James is all I have. I chose James. He has to be right. Please let him be right. By Kiersten White James Chose

psychologist Timothy By Malcolm Gladwell Timothy Psychologist

Jim looks out the car window with his nose pressed to the glass. Sometimes he pretends to be asleep. Not because he is tired, but because he needs to be quiet. By Rachel Joyce Jim Glass Car Window Nose

She wanted the boy put in a vise and squashed. She wanted him reamed and punctured and given the laying-on-of-hands. To be beaten from playground to kindergarten, to grammar school, to junior high, to high school. If he was lucky, in high school, the beatings and sadisms would refine themselves, the sea of blood and spittle would drain back down the shore of years and Jim would be left upon the edge of maturity, with God knows what outlook to the future, with a desire, perhaps, to be a wolf among wolves, a dog among dogs, a fiend among fiends. But there was enough of that in the world, already. By Ray Bradbury School Wanted High Squashed Boy

My name's Sean, Jem. I'm Sean. By J.a. Belfield Jem Sean

Why could nothing with Kate be simple? Why couldn't Jim ever just come by to tell me that he had bowled a perfect game or benched a personal best.Maybe finally asked that weird tiger girl out. By Ilona Andrews Kate Simple Jim Bowled Perfect

That made him a perfect match for Philip's new brother-in-law, Jim Lawson. For if Curtis Murphy was weird, then Jim Lawson was even weirder, not only because he was already going to divinity school at the most unattainable of Nashville schools, Vanderbilt, but because he had simultaneously started holding classes on how to challenge segregation in Nashville. By David Halberstam Jim Lawson Philip Vanderbilt Nashville

Wow, James, you really do get around, don't you! By Andrew Man James Wow

Jim Leighton is looking a sharp as a tank By Barry Davies Leighton Jim Tank Sharp

RONNIE CUTRONE: I loved Jim Morrison dearly, but Jim was not fun to go out with. I hung out with him every night for just about a year, and Jim would go out, lean up against the bar, order eight screwdrivers, put down six Tuinals on the bar, drink two or three screwdrivers, take two Tuinals, then he'd have to pee, but he couldn't leave the other five screwdrivers, so he'd take his dick out and pee, and some girl would come up and blow his dick, and then he'd finish the other five screwdrivers and then he'd finish up the other four Tuinals, and then he'd pee in his pants, and then Eric Emerson and I would take him home. That was a typical night out with Jim. But when he was on acid, then Jim was really fun and great. But most of the time he was just a lush pill head. RAY MANZAREK: Jim was a shaman. By Legs Mcneil Jim Tuinals Ronnie Cutrone Morrison

Jim Rohn is one of the most articulate, powerful, thought-provoking speakers I've seen. His unique delivery and style puts him head and shoulders above the rest. By Harvey Mackay Powerful Rohn Jim Articulate Thoughtprovoking

Across from me at the next row of supports Jim raised his hand and touched his fingers to his thumb a few times, imitating an opening and closing beak. Negotiate. He wanted me to engage a lunatic who had already turned four people into smoking meat. Okay. I could do that. "Alright, Jeremy!" I yelled into the night. "Give me the salamander and I won't cut your head off!" Jim put his hand over his face and did some shaking. I thought he was laughing, but I couldn't be sure. By Ilona Andrews Times Imitating Beak Row Supports

Jim's father possessed such certain knowledge of the Unknowable as made for the righteousness of people in cottages without disturbing the ease of mind of those whom an unerring Providence enables to live in mansions. By Joseph Conrad Unknowable Providence Jim Mansions Father

My mother still calls me Jim and that is about it. Everyone else calls me Lee. My wife calls me whatever. By Lee Child Jim Calls Lee Mother Wife

Paula says that the problem is that people like Jim are too good. And he knows that the problem is not them. The problem is that people need other people (like Eileen) to be too bad. By Rachel Joyce Problem Jim People Paula Good

Jim wanted to be known as a poet, first and foremost. By Ray Manzarek Jim Poet Foremost Wanted

What made Jim truly mystical was his ability to live fully conscious of how, every day, a bit more of the sacred becomes desecrated. Still, Jim's awareness of how much had been lost didn't stop him from appreciating what remained. By Robert Jensen Jim Day Desecrated Made Mystical

The ancient Egyptians used to say: if you say a man's name, he is alive. I take this opportunity to say, Jim Morrison. By Ray Manzarek Egyptians Alive Ancient Man Jim

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. By Bill Maher Bakker Jim Obvious Spells

Jim, as just a spoken poet, was not that good. He needed the music behind him. He felt a security and a sense of abandon when the music existed around him. By Ray Manzarek Jim Poet Good Spoken Music

Jim. If you have any other outside events, don't confess them. That's my advice, okay?""What am I going to do, Bob? I have no family.""You have family," Bob said. "You have a wife who hates you. Kids who are furious with you. A brother and sister who make you insane. And a nephew who used to be kind of a drip but apparently is not so much of a drip now. That's called family."Jim fell asleep, his head leaning forward almost to his chest By Elizabeth Strout Bob Jim Family Drip Events

When I was young," wrote Jim, "my ambition was to be one of the people who makes a difference in this world. My hope still is to leave this world a little bit better for my being here."And he did. By Brian Jay Jones Jim Young Wrote World Ambition

Jim Cameron used to call me 'Special Ed.' By Edward Furlong Special Cameron Jim Call

Jim's departures were always uncomfortable. By Patrick Lencioni Jim Uncomfortable Departures

Every love story,every commercial trade, every secret, every matter in which trust is involved, is a gentle transaction of hostages. Everything is, to a degree, in the custody of every other thing. Blackmail, kidnapping, then, are among the extreme violations of the deal. Anyway, I seem to be about to have Jim's child; at least, I think I will, and the thing is I haven't mentioned it to Jim. By Renata Adler Trade Secret Involved Hostages Love

I ask myself whether his rush had really carried him out of that mist in which he loomed interesting if not very big, with floating outlines - a straggler yearning inconsolably for his humble place in the ranks. And besides, the last word is not said, - probably shall never be said. Are not our lives too short for that full utterance which through all our stammerings is of course our only and abiding intention? ... There is never time to say our last word - the last word of our love, of our desire, faith, remorse, submissions, revolt. ... My last words about Jim shall be few. I affirmed that he achieved greatness. By Joseph Conrad Word Big Outlines Ranks Rush

And if the Pack Council produces any kittens, we'll give them to Jim to raise. He needs to mellow out anyway." I looked at him. He took his hands off the wheel and held them apart about six inches. "Cute fluffy kittens. Just sitting on Jim's lap." I pictured Jim with his badass-chief-of-security expression covered in small fluffy kittens. It was too much. The numbness inside me broke, like a dam. I giggled and laughed. Curran laughed, too. By Ilona Andrews Pack Council Kittens Jim Raise

Jem?" he said. 'It is you, James?''Who else?' Jem's voice. By Cassandra Clare James Jem Voice

Jim finished his beer and wondered how in the hell he'd found himself in the role of Cupid. Man, if those four lads even thought about getting him to wear the wings and a diaper while he nocked his arrow, he was so renegotiating his employee contract. And not with words. By J.r. Ward Cupid Jim Finished Beer Wondered

Jimmy: One day, when I'm no longer spending my days running a sweet-stall, I may write a book about us all. It's all here. (slapping his forehead) Written in flames a mile high. And it won't be recollected in tranquillity either, picking daffodils with Auntie Wordsworth. It'll be recollected in fire, and blood. My blood. By John Osborne Jimmy Sweetstall Longer Spending Running

My name is James Guckert. Well, when you read it, it's always pronounced some other way. By Jeff Gannon Guckert James Read Pronounced

Guilt's oozing out of the son - name's Jimbo, and I'm sorry about that. And Bubba's getting sweaty. By J.d. Robb Jimbo Guilt Son Oozing Bubba

And don't put a rose in my hand. Put a slim-jim in it. Send me to heaven with a slim-jim! By Bill Engvall Hand Put Rose Slimjim Send

His [brother in law Jim Hampson] appointment to the Episcopal parish in Wenham, near Gordon College brought them in close touch with leading evangelical faculty members in their pews and church leadership, including Elizabeth Elliot and Addison Leitch. They were instrumental in drawing Jim and and Sarah into the cutting edge of evangelical intellectual leadership, with friendships with Tom Howard and J.I. Packer. My ongoing relationship with Jim Packer, FitzSimons Allison and many other brilliant Anglican evangelicals would not have happened without Jim Hampson. His early influence on me in my transition from modern to classic Christian teaching was immense. While I was trying to demythologize Scripture, he was taking its plain meaning seriously. His strong preaching led him to become one of the founding sponsors and supporters of Trinity School of Ministry in Abridge, Pennsylvania ... By Thomas C. Oden Jim Wenham Leitch Hampson Episcopal

I was gazing at that full bushel of apples when she made her stunning, preposterous announcement, that I have possibly never recovered from. 'Jim it's over, and the kids and I have decided you should go. By Gabrielle Hamilton Stunning Preposterous Announcement Gazing Full

Jim: I want you to search every place in this hotel where a crate of dynamite could possibly be stored.Artie: Right. And if I find it?Jim: I'll arrange for someone to pour cold water over your face to revive you.Wild Wild West (TV) Season 2Night of the Infernal Machine By Wild Wild West Tv Jim Storedartie Season Search Place

Jim Rohn has been my favorite speaker for many years. He has changed my life for the better and can change yours too. By Roger Dawson Rohn Jim Years Favorite Speaker

Well, it was kind of accidental that Jim started playing with us, although it wasn't sudden ... we hadn't really looked around to think who could be a fifth member. By Kim Gordon Jim Sudden Kind Accidental Started

Hi I'm B-Rok of the Backstreet Boys, Jim Carrey wannabe. By Brian Littrell Boys Jim Backstreet Carrey Wannabe

let's do it for Johnny By S.e. Hinton Johnny

Kittu was fascinated that such a technically minded person could be so happy groping blindly toward big piles of money. "Jim Clark has a clarity of vision that is prompted by the purest form of greed," says Kittu. By Michael Lewis Money Kittu Fascinated Technically Minded

The most favorite boy's name is James; the least favorite is Gzxkls. By Jasper Fforde James Gzxkls Favorite Boy

I would rather be known as 'Jim Kolbe, the trade expert in Congress who happens to be gay,' rather than 'Jim Kolbe, gay congressman from Arizona.' By Jim Kolbe Jim Kolbe Arizona Congress Gay

It's always been you and me, James. That's why I can't kill you, and you can't kill me. Because even if it means the end of the world, I love you too much. By Cristin Terrill James Kill World End Love

Jim Cameron is a feisty man and a perfectionist, but also absolutely brilliant. By Kate Winslet Cameron Jim Perfectionist Brilliant Feisty

I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand.Very funny asshole. Looks like you're on the rag this week. Make sure to get yourself some Midol and a copy of Terms of Endearment so you can have yourself a good cry. By Tara Sivec Jim Asshole Turned Standing Aisle

What's the deal with you?" Jim asked."Nothing.""I have three sisters," Jim reminded me. "I know what nothing means. By Ilona Andrews Nothing Jim Deal Asked Sisters

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing? By Cm Punk John Soda Diet

I really did "choose" to be Jim every single day, but that once I put my sword down I haven't chosen Jenny at all; I simply wake up and here I am. By Jennifer Finney Boylan Choose Jim Jenny Day Single

Jim [Henson] had written letters to his five children to be opened only after his death. Brian read from his. Jim wrote, 'Be good to each other. Love and forgive everybody.' I remembered Jim telling me that he never wasted energy on hating anybody; he had too much thinking to do. By Caroll Spinney Henson Jim Death Written Letters

Get the fuck out of my face, Jim." He pushed Rock backwards, fury filling him. "Don't you dare lecture me, you sorry son of a bitch! I have lived out here in this goddamned place without decent iced tea for years. Lived where I couldn't fucking touch you when I wanted to, where I can't even pretend to be your fuckbuddy, much less your lover. Then I'm out with fucking girls so that I could do the one thing I've never once done with you and MARINES jump me because I'm queer! By Sean Michael Jim Face Fuck Rock Lived

They can't give you all that, Mr Jimson,' said Walter, who was upset. 'It wouldn't be right. What would they give you seven years for?''Being Gulley Jimson,' I said, 'and getting away with it. By Joyce Cary Walter Jimson Upset Give Gulley

I'm serious, Jim. You need to put this crap away. You walk into school on Monday talking to me, or anyone else, about the city's pesky troll problem, and you're not exactly going to get a lot of people saying, 'Gee, thanks for the warning.' It'll spread faster than mono. You think things are tough for us now? Jim, this will be the end. I'm sorry if you had a crazy nightmare. I really am. But I can't let you ruin our lives. By Guillermo Del Toro Jim Gee Monday Put Crap

She thought the jimster (Jack Daniels) would cure whatever was wrong with her- whatever made her feel like she was in a hall of mirrors, watching herself go through the motions of having a riotous good time By Lucinda Rosenfeld Jack Daniels Jimster Mirrors Watching

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh. By Dane Cook Norton Harland Williams Jim Laugh

Josh is ... Josh By Carolyn Mackler Josh

James, pull over, I want to kiss you. By L.j.smith James Pull Kiss

Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity. By Jeff Dunham Walter Jeff Hanukkah Pancakes Potato

Gentleman Jim [dog] was cheerful enough, partly because his owner was so well trained... He had alsot trained him to get up when he didn't want to, simply by climbing slowly and painfully on top of him and squeezing all the breath out of him as he slept. On the occasions this didn't work and Gordon seemed to be simply lapsing into a coma, Gentleman Jim would unroll his massive tongue, containing over a half a pint of drool, and dribble it slowly into his ear until Gordon finally awoke... By Livi Michael Gentleman Dog Jim Partly Trained

James was my given name, but I was a junior; so I was Jamie as a kid. By James Denton Jamie James Junior Kid

She could allow herself to think of Jim, too. To remember the energy and the excitement of life bursting from him, surrounding her, making her laugh and dream and think-- that's what he represented. Not security just hope. By Kate Alcott Jim Surrounding Making Represented Hope

Please, Tommy, Please. By James Dashner Tommy

My friends call me Keith, but you can call me John. By Keith Moon Keith John Call Friends

O Jamesy let me up out of this pooh By James Joyce Jamesy Pooh

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! By Sam Kinison Bakker Jim Ruined Lost Worst

When I came back from lunch and found out you'd been reassigned to Nick, I went up to be certain that you were doing all right. Mary told me that you'd just gone into Nick's office, so I opened the door and looked in to see if you needed rescuing. There you were-smiling angelically at him while you gave him messages from other women and turned down his offer of an 'affair.'"Resting his head against the back of his chair, Jim closed his eyes and laughed. "Oh Lauren, you were magnificent! I was just about to leave when you pushed him too far and told him you'd call him when your daughter was of age, so that he could, er, initiate her,as I gather he initiated you? By Judith Mcnaught Nick Lunch Found Reassigned Back

pocket. "Tanner," Nathaniel By Rachel Hauck Pocket Tanner Nathaniel

Koekebakker, I feel so strange inside.' 'Well you certainly smell like jenever,' I said. 'No,' Japi said, ' it's not the jenever. I think my soul is too big. By Nescio Koekebakker Inside Jenever Feel Strange

Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?' 'He's a teddy bear,' I said. Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal. (Rene and Kate on Jim!) By Ilona Andrews Congratulations Love Teddy Bear Rene

Captain Phasma. Remember me?" He moved his weapon slightly. "Here's my blaster, ya still wanna inspect it?" Phasma held on to her dignity. "Yes, I remember you. FN-2187." Finn shook his head curtly. "Not anymore. My name is Finn. A real name for a real person. And I'm in charge now. By Alan Dean Foster Captain Phasma Finn Remember Real

Katie bar the door. By William Kennedy Katie Door Bar