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Additional Prevention Measures By Kenneth Singleton Measures Prevention Additional

Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker. By David Letterman Public Announcement Attack Bottled Thing

medi-techs. She wanted a By J.d. Robb Meditechs Wanted

Technicians' Emergency Service" (TechnischeNothilfe),"notorious" for their role in strike breaking By Anonymous Technischenothilfe Notorious Service Emergency Technicians

Whether you're an entrepreneur, an employee, a student, a homemaker, a writer, it's time to start forgetting about all the ways the world has promised you safety and comfort. By James Altucher Entrepreneur Employee Student Homemaker Writer

There may perhaps be a new generation of doctors horrified by lacerations, infections, women who have douched with kitchen cleanser. What an irony it would be if fanatics continued to kill and yet it was the apathy and silence of the medical profession that most wounded the ability to provide what is, after all, a medical procedure. By Anna Quindlen Infections Lacerations Women Cleanser Generation

Don't panic and carry a towel By Douglas Adams Towel Panic Carry

Whenever we see an unprotected piece we must keep our eyes peeled because this is one of the most important ingredients of a combination. By Jacob Aagaard Combination Unprotected Piece Eyes Peeled

Rule number one of crime scene work: If it's wet and sticky and it ain't yours, don't touch it.-Terry Cooper, crime scene specialist, Georgia Bureau of Investigation By Beverly Connor Terry Cooper Georgia Investigation Bureau

Check his wheelchair for anthrax and ammunition By Jojo Moyes Check Ammunition Wheelchair Anthrax

an infinity of precautions By Aldous Huxley Precautions

You're going to need a dann big can of big spray! Or maybe a rocket-propelled grenade. I have one in the garage, you want it? By Kevin Hearne Big Spray Dann Grenade Garage

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. By Stephen Covey Light Organizations Greatest Disinfectant Nature

To competently perform rectifying security service, two critical incident response elements are necessary: information and organization. By Robert E. Davis Service Information Organization Competently Perform

rabid tush patrol By Kevin Barry Rabid Patrol Tush

The long drizzle had begun. Pedestrians had turned up collars and trousers at the bottom. Hands were hidden in the pockets of the umbrella-less - umbrellas were up. The street looked like a sea of round, black-cloth roofs, twisting, bobbing, moving. Trucks and vans were rattling in a noisy line, and everywhere men were shielding themselves as best they could. By Theodore Dreiser Begun Long Drizzle Pedestrians Bottom

Protection does not come in a bottle. It is in me, in my actions, in my thoughts. I am the best medicine for myself. I am the cure and the disease. By Samantha Schutz Protection Bottle Actions Thoughts Disease

All this health and safety talk is just killing me. By Jeremy Clarkson Health Safety Talk Killing

The coward's weapon, poison. By John Fletcher Poison Weapon Coward

Let others seek safety. Nothing is safer than misfortune,Where there's no fear of greater ill to come. By Ovid Safety Seek Safer Misfortunewhere Fear

The ABA works tirelessly in its efforts involving the first line of defense: the prevention of burn injuries. By Richard Neal Aba Defense Injuries Works Tirelessly

Face-cream, hand-cream, nose-cream, eye-cream. I wondered for a moment how serious it would be if you ever got home drunk and accidentally put face-cream on your hands or hand-cream on your face. By Hugh Laurie Nosecream Eyecream Facecream Handcream Face

Relative repellant activate! By Annabeth Albert Relative Activate Repellant

I have to make it my job to be careful with my family. By Liam Neeson Family Make Job Careful

Safe and safeness Men, Women & Children 2014 - That's what's about this story! By Deyth Banger Women Children Men Safe Story

Caution, Sir! I am eternally tired of hearing that word caution. It is nothing but the word of cowardice! By John Brown Sir Caution Word Cowardice Eternally

Everything stinks: creosote, bleach, disinfectant, soil, blood, gangrene.The military authorities say uniforms must be preserved at all costs, but that means manhandling patients who are in agony. Cut them off, says Sister Byrd, and she's the voice of authority here, in the Salle d'Attente, not some gold-braid-encrusted crustacean miles away from blood and pain, so cut they do, snip, snip, snip, snip, as close to the skin as they dare.On either side of Paul as he cuts are two long rows of feet: yellow, strong, calloused, scarred where blisters have formed and burst repeatedly. Since August they've done a lot of marching, these feet, and all their marching has brought them to this one place. By Pat Barker Snip Creosote Bleach Disinfectant Soil

There was no way that these guys were going to let a bleeding, barefoot woman simply wander off alone into the streets. Two of them were already running toward her with hands reaching out in a manner that, in normal circumstances, would have seemed just plain ungentlemanly. What would have been designated, in a Western office, as a hostile environment was soon in full swing as numerous rough strong hands were all over her, easing her to a comfortable perch on a chair that was produced as if by magic, feeling through her hair to find bumps and lacerations. Three different first aid kits were broken open at her feet; older and wiser men began to lodge objections at the profligate use of supplies, darkly suggesting that it was all because she was a pretty girl. A particularly dashing young man skidded up to her on his knees (he was wearing hard-shell knee pads) and, in an attitude recalling the prince on the final page of Cinderella, fit a pair of used flip-flops onto her feet. By Neal Stephenson Bleeding Barefoot Streets Guys Woman

The nature of the work is to prepare for a good accident . By Sidney Lumet Accident Nature Work Prepare Good

A douche of spray blinded my brother for a moment. By H.g.wells Moment Douche Spray Blinded Brother

Water splashed over my jeans, and I yelped as something burned my skin.We examined my leg. Tiny holes marred my jeans where the drops had hit, the material seared away, the skin underneath red and burned. It throbbed as if I'd jabbed needles into my flesh."What the heck?" I muttered, glaring into the storm. It looked like ordinary rain - gray, misty, somewhat depressing. Almost compulsively, I stuck my hand toward the opening, where water dripped over the edge of the tube.Ash grabbed my wrist, snatching it back. "Yes, it will burn your hand as well as your leg," he said in a bland voice. "And here I thought you learned your lesson with the chains."Embarrassed, I dropped my hand and scooted farther into the tube, away from the rim and the acid rain dripping from it. "Guess I'm staying up all night," I muttered, crossing my arms. "Wouldn't want to doze off and find half my face melted off when I wake up. By Julie Kagawa Jeans Burned Hand Splashed Yelped

It's open!" Zane called, expecting Sidewinder and an amused FBI agent or three. But it was just Kelly, and he had a hand slapped over his eyes. He took a tentative step into the cabin, then tossed a handful of medical supplies on the bed and retreated without ever saying a word. Ty and Zane stared at the supplies as the door shut. They included a flexible wrap, some popsicle sticks, one length of metal that could be bent and molded, and a little tube of lubricant. "Asshole!" Ty called after Kelly. "You're welcome! By Abigail Roux Open Kelly Zane Sidewinder Fbi

My occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around ... By Jimmy Buffett Occupational Hazard Occupation

Band-aids don't fix bullet holes By Taylor Swift Bandaids Holes Fix Bullet

A pox on all meads! By Christopher Paolini Meads Pox

Dogs and children vomit in distress. Women cry.("Dial 'O' For Operator") By Robert Presslie Dial Dogs Distress Operator Children

What is that smell? (Nick)(It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.)Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I'm human. (Mark)Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you're sane. (Nick) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Nick Smell Duck Mark Yeah

Honey, you worry too much. Nothing is going to happen, I mean come on, you're in the house of Mr. Hausefalle, the guru of home security! You're probably safer over there than here.- House Trap, ch. 4: A Grave Mistake. By Mike Mauthor Honey House Hausefalle Worry Trap

I'll be your mess, you be mineThat was the deal that we had signedI bought a hazmat suit to clean up your wasteGas masks, gloves, to keep us safeBut now I'm alone in an empty roomStaring down immaculate doomMessy By Gayle Forman Gloves Mess Masks Doommessy Minethat

The chemicals were both highly flammable and highly toxic, and more than one inexpert bust had ended in conflagration. By Robin Wasserman Toxic Conflagration Highly Chemicals Flammable

Samuel, safety is my watchword. Rest assured that proper procedures will be followed at all times."Skipper giggled. "Tell me, Mump. What ARE proper procedures exactly?""Simple," said Mump. "One: cause maximum chaos in the shortest possible time. Two: try not to get your head blown off. By Steve Voake Samuel Mump Safety Watchword Skipper

Bloody dogs," Dad said, kicking indiscriminately under the table. He put his revolver next to his side-plate. Mum put her Uzi on an empty chair beside her. "Safety on?" Dad always asked. "Those things are liable to go off at the touch of a gnat's testicle. By Alexandra Fuller Bloody Dogs Kicking Table Dad

Trichloroethane [ ... ] All my extensive testing has shown this to be the best treatment for a dangerous excess of human knowledge By Chuck Palahniuk Trichloroethane Knowledge Extensive Testing Shown

It's a bomb. I've already called law enforcement. Let's get out of here. By Richard Jewell Bomb Enforcement Called Law

An SJH, in ballistics shorthand. It was a brutally efficient piece of ordnance. Not exactly a dum-dum, named after Dum-Dum, India, where a British army officer had invented a bullet that mushroomed out on impact and acted as a miniature wrecking ball inside the body. Innovation wasn't always good for you. The .45 SJH had blown right through the front of Cassie Decker's skull and ended up lodged deep in her brain. It had been dug out of her during the autopsy and the slug preserved as evidence in her murder investigation. It had retained enough of its shape By David Baldacci Shorthand Sjh Ballistics Dumdum India

Standing at the foot of the grand staircase, Wrath finished prepping for the meeting with the glymera by drawing a Kevlar vest onto his shoulders. "It's light." "Weight doesn't always do you better," V said as he fired up a hand-rolled and snapped his gold lighter shut. "You sure about that." "When it comes to bulletproof vests, I am." Vishous exhaled, the smoke momentarily shading his face before it floated upward to the ornate ceiling. "But if it'll make you feel better, we can strap a garage door on your chest. Or a car, for that matter."-Wrath & Vishous By J.r. Ward Kevlar Wrath Standing Staircase Shoulders

skintight layer of clothing that extends from my feet to my neck that's supposed to help improve my hypertrophic scarring. The Iron Maiden describes hypertrophic scarring as skin that exhibits the three Rs of being red, By Alan Russell Skintight Hypertrophic Scarring Layer Clothing

bloody nose. Fred, By J.k. Rowling Fred Bloody Nose

When we faced a possibility here in New York of chemical and biological attack, three days after September 11, I called in all of the experts, academic experts, Nobel Prize laureates, and doctors who had dealt with anthrax, doctors who had dealt with various forms of chemical and biological attack. By Rudy Giuliani Attack September Nobel Chemical Biological

The smell of chemicals clings to the kitchen, a strange mixture of bleach and noxious lemon. The floor glistens, everything within eyesight scoured. By J.m. Darhower Kitchen Lemon Smell Chemicals Clings

words / hazard all By Ronald Johnson Words Hazard

We've got to call 911," she said."Are you sure that's such a good idea?" he asked. "Our friends are dead. There's probably drugs all over the place. You look like an alien, and we're from out of town. Plus what are we going to report exactly? Think about it. We both know what we saw.""It was a roach, right?""I guess," he nodded. "The size of an SUV. By Robert Dunbar Call Said Idea Asked Good

Blood! Blast! And Fire By Stuart Hill Blood Blast Fire

These words have been sanitized for your protection. An adjective and a noun, respectively. By Libba Bray Protection Words Sanitized Noun Adjective

The garage door slid open as we pulled into the driveway, registering the sensors Shaun and I wear around our neck. In case of viral amplification, the garage becomes the zombie equivalent of a roach motel: Our sensors get us in, but only a clean blood test and a successful voice check gets us out. If we ever fail those tests, we'll be incinerated by the house defense system before we can do any further damage. By Mira Grant Shaun Garage Driveway Registering Neck

Safety is always in the back of one's mind, never forgotten or ignored. Safety is not an arbitrary set of rules, but rather the practical application of knowledge, as common-sense requirements and practices that should be thoroughly understood and followed.If hazards of any nature are recognized and respected, they largely cease to be hazards. By Charles F. Chapman Safety Mind Back Forgotten Hazards

Operator! Give me the number for 911! By Dan Castellaneta Operator Give Number

Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?" No one reported gunfire.""I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer.""Whoa." Dillon said."It wasn't my fault," I told him."Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up. By Janet Evanovich Ruddick Opening Super Door Bulding

There are three kinds of people who run toward disaster, not away: cops, firemen and reporters. By Rod Dreher Cops Disaster Firemen Reporters Kinds

I'm interested in finding new and more humane modes of safety, and in exposing the arbitrary and superficial protections that have failed us. By Laura Mullen Safety Interested Finding Humane Modes

As crude a weapon as a cave man's club, the chemical barrage has been hurled against the fabric of life. By Rachel Carson Club Life Crude Weapon Cave

I want a riot laser," Eve snapped at Peabody. "Full body armor." She yanked a six-inch combat knife from its leather sheath and watched with glee, as its wicked serrated edge caught the sunlight through her little window.Peabody's eyes popped. "Sir?""I'm going down to maintenance, and I'm going locked and loaded. I'm taking those piss-brain sons of bitches out, one by one. Then I'm going to haul what's left of the bodies into my vehicle and set it on fire.""Jesus, Dallas, I thought we had a red flag.""I've got a red flag. I've got one." Her eyes wheeled to Peabody. "I've got under fifty miles on my ride since those lying, cheating, sniveling shitheads said it was road ready. Road ready? Do you want me to tell you about road ready?""I would like that very much, Lieutenant. If you'd sheathe that knife first. By J.d. Robb Eve Ready Peabody Laser Road

We are in a code orange. Homeland Security said earlier today that everyone should have a roll of duct tape and plastic sheeting to protect your house in event of terrorist attacks. Who came up with this idea? MacGyver? By Jay Leno Orange Code Security Macgyver Homeland

Living is a hazardous profession. By Tobsha Learner Living Profession Hazardous

HAC: Human-Animal Conflict. By James Patterson Hac Conflict Humananimal

My own fault. The equipment had safeties but your primary piece of protective equipment was your brain. There was a presumption that anyone entering this room was intelligent enough to keep away from hot things, sharp things, and things carrying large stores of momentum. By Max Barry Fault Things Equipment Brain Sharp

I'm an athlete, so I'm very interested in making the sport as safe as possible - just for my own career longevity. By Ted Ligety Athlete Longevity Interested Making Sport

You keep staying on our block we gonna have to show you what the burner do." "Thank you, it's great meeting you," says Phoenix. "What's a burner?" I whisper. "A gun," Phoenix whispers back. The man loops and rejoins the others. The streets are deserted. It's just the dealers and us. But then, miraculously, a taxi passes. I flag it. The superheroes all have bulletproof vests. I have nothing. I have a cardigan. By Jon Ronson Phoenix Staying Block Gonna Show

Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants. By Louis D. Brandeis Sunlight Disinfectants

High Magic's Aid) By Magick Planet Guides Aid Magic High

Emergencies are crucibles that contain and reveal the daily, slower-burning problems of medicine and beyond - our vulnerabilities; our trouble grappling with uncertainty, how we die, how we prioritize and divide what is most precious and vital and limited; even our biases and blindnesses. By Sheri Fink Emergencies Daily Slowerburning Vulnerabilities Uncertainty

The uniform has a hundred pockets, big flat pockets for deliveries and eensy narrow pockets for gear, pockets sewn into sleeves, thighs, shins. The equipment stuck into these multifarious pockets tends to be small, tricky, lightweight: pens, markers, penlights, penknives, lock picks, bar-code scanners, flares, screwdrivers, Liquid Knuckles, bundy stunners, and lightsticks. A calculator is stuck upside-down to her right thigh, doubling as a taxi meter and a stopwatch. On By Neal Stephenson Pockets Shins Big Gear Sleeves

Wise and humane management of the patient is the best safeguard against infection. By Florence Nightingale Wise Infection Humane Management Patient

WORLD IN CATASTROPHE: KILLZONE EXPERIMENT DEPARTMENT By James Dashner World Catastrophe Killzone Department Experiment

Mack Gaffey, resident veterinarian and owner of Oak Falls Kennel for the Canine Challenged came to greet him. He was a tall, painfully thin man with a tuft of wiry gray hair sticking out in horns on his head and a pair of thick-rimmed glasses."Sheriff, glad you could make it." They shook hands."Alright Mack," Al said. "So you've had yourself some vandalism, huh?"Mack nodded and lead him around his white GMC. On hood of the van was a fogged-up ZipLock bag. "Some sicko took a dump on my van."Mack held up the bag so Al could see the giant, steaming turd inside. "It's human shit, Al. I did the tests this morning."The sheriff frowned and started wiping the hand he shook Mack's with against his pants. "Well, this stinks.""You should smell it out of the bag, Sheriff. By Daniel Younger Mack Gaffey Oak Falls Kennel

What the holy hand grenade was that? By Josephine Angelini Holy Hand Grenade

needed chiefly for the defence of the homeland By Geoffrey Bennett Needed Homeland Chiefly Defence

I spilled my cup of coffee straight onto my crotch. Superior heat retention has its drawbacks. I grimaced as the scalding liquid reached ground zero, but as I did my best to angle my jeans away from the Resnick family's last hope, my seatmate decided to dispose of her hoodie.I juggled two pressing needs:1) Protect the nethers.2) Leer By B. Justin Shier Crotch Spilled Cup Coffee Straight

This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips? By Alan Moore Rabies City Dying Lips Wipe

Fire's an excellent purifier. By Millicent Ashby Fire Purifier Excellent

It was unbelievably wild. Some continued to shout threats in their outrage and frustration, while others, both men and women, filled the air with a strangely brokenhearted and forlorn sound of weeping, and the officers found it difficult to disperse them. In fact, they continued to mill angrily about even as firemen in asbestos suits broke through, dragging hoses from a roaring pumper truck and spraying the flaming car with a foamy chemical, which left it looking like the offspring of some strange animal brought so traumatically and precipitantly to life that it wailed and sputtered in protest, both against the circumstance of its debut into the world and the foaming presence of its still-clinging afterbirth ... By Ralph Ellison Wild Unbelievably Continued Frustration Women

Uh, hello? Hello, hello! Uh, this is just to inform all employees, that due to current restrictions, the previously mentioned safe rooms, are being sealed at most locations. Including this one. Work crews will be here most of the day today, constructing a false wall over the old door bay. Nothing is being taken out before hand, so if you left anything inside, then it's your own fault. Management also requests, that this room not be mentioned to family, friends or insurance representatives. Thanks again, and remember to smile. You are the face of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. By Andrew Mills Mentioned Pizza Freddy Fazbear Employees

dangerous weapon By Okyere Bonna Dangerous Weapon

Most human problems can be solved by an appropriate charge of high explosive. By Joe Gayton Explosive Human Problems Solved Charge

sutures, bandages, antibiotics Mop Sucking chest wound Anesthesia, surgery Cork Cancer Chemotherapy, radiation, surgery Casket wreath* 13 Diabetes Insulin Leeches* 14 Hatchet embedded in skull Removal of hatchet, treatment of wound Larger hat Eyes gouged out in hospital by psychopath posing as nurse Prosthetic eyeballs, therapy Six-pack Source: By Dave Barry Sutures Bandages Radiation Anesthesia Chemotherapy

When we sat down in the plane, Clare took something out of her pocket and handed it to me. It looked like a tube of lipstick.I frowned at her. 'Is this really the time to swap make-up?' I asked.She grinned. 'It's a hand taser. My parents make me carry one.' She took the cap off and pointed to the metal edge. 'If someone attacks you, you press the tip against their skin and it shoots out a charge.'I looked down at it. 'Does it last long?'She shook her head. 'It's pretty harmless. Noah and Pat used to play taser tag around the house when I was growing up. By Katie Kacvinsky Clare Plane Sat Pocket Handed

Massive cerebral damage and abdominal bleeding in automobile accidents could be imitated within half an hour, aided by the application of suitable coloured resins. Convincing radiation burns required careful preparation, and might involve some three to four hours of makeup. Death, by contrast, was a matter of lying prone. By J.g. Ballard Massive Aided Resins Cerebral Damage

For a pandemic of moderate severity, this is one of our greatest challenges: helping people to understand when they do not need to worry, and when they do need to seek urgent care. By Margaret Chan Severity Challenges Helping Worry Care

We strongly feel we have to protect everything. By Mike Thompson Strongly Feel Protect

Remember for bleeding: pressure, put hand above head, cover wound. By Akos Czermann Pressure Remember Bleeding Put Head

I've got allergy pills upstairs in my room, and it says 'For Cat Work' right on it. By Mimi Kennedy Work Cat Room Allergy Pills

He hurled another vast pot of unstable thaumaturgic compound at the militia. It fell short, but burst with such violence that it splashed onto and over the shields, mixing with the distillate and sending two officers screaming to the floor as their skin became parchment and their blood ink. By China Mieville Militia Hurled Vast Pot Unstable

fatal vehicular misadventure. By Thomas Ligotti Fatal Misadventure Vehicular

I'm Dr. Canton. As you know, most of the population has been wiped out by an unknown virus. Now that an acceptable waiting period has passed since the last known case, it's time for you to fulfill your purpose ... " "You will take the van behind me to the next rendezvous point in St. Louis, Missouri ... "Each of you has been trained for a specific function during your time here. Your survival will depend on it. By Suzannah Daniels Canton Missouri Time Louis Virus

You need a medic, Lieutenant.""In a minute. Let me ask you something.""Ask away." Having nothing else, he tore part of his ripped sleeve to dab at the blood on her shoulder."Do I come charging into one of your board rooms when you're having trouble with a business deal?"His eyes flicked to hers. Some of the fierceness died out of them into what was almost a smile. "No, Eve, you don't. I don't know what got into me.""It's okay. This once. By J.d. Robb Lieutenant Medic Minute Eve Something

The blood-stain has been much admired by tourists and others, and cannot be removed." "That is all nonsense," cried Washington Otis; "Pinkerton's Champion Stain Remover and Paragon Detergent will clean it up in no time," and before the terrified housekeeper could interfere, he had fallen upon his knees, and was rapidly scouring the floor with a small stick of what looked like a black cosmetic. In a few moments no trace of the blood-stain could be seen. By Oscar Wilde Removed Bloodstain Admired Tourists Otis

Danger it selfe the best remedy for danger. By George Herbert Danger Selfe Remedy

Someone had come in and mopped the floor, and the disinfectant smell was By Jennifer Weiner Floor Mopped Disinfectant Smell

In the form it asked who to contact in an emergency, so I put 911. By Neil Leckman Emergency Put Form Asked Contact

Take care of your health because it is your warranty seal By Miguel El Portugues Seal Care Health Warranty