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hospital johnny. By Mary Catherine Gebhard Hospital Johnny

Harold Bloom weeps for me. By Christian Bauman Bloom Harold Weeps

This is Leo. I'm the ... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or ... ""Repair boy.""Very funny, Piper. By Rick Riordan Leo Piper Admiral Repair Title

The northern soldiers are just men," Hal told the men in his command. "And women," he amended. "When you cut them, they bleed, just like us. By Cinda Williams Chima Hal Men Command Northern Soldiers

called The Flying Haldemans: Pity the Poor Private Pilot. By Ashlee Vance Haldemans Pity Pilot Flying Poor

Ultimately Halcyon needs the greatest scientists and engineers in the world to succeed in its mission. By Luke Nosek Halcyon Ultimately Mission Greatest Scientists

I couldn't help but think, as I watched him, of the barrels of toxic fluids that had accrued behind Hal's bike shop where the scrub lining the railroad tracks had offered local companies enough cover to dump a stray contaner or two. Everything had been sealed up, but things were beginning to leak out. I had come to both pity and respect Len in the years since my mother left. He followed the physical to try to understand things that were impossible to comphrehend. In that, I could see, he was like me. By Alice Sebold Hal Watched Barrels Toxic Fluids

Stig: 'Of course, she'll sail rings around Wolfswind,'Hal: 'Then why didn't you tell him that?'Stig: 'I like my head where it is. By John Flanagan Stig Hal Wolfswind Sail Rings

Halpin deserves credit for REFUSING TO COMPROMISE WITH LIFE BY ACCEPTING AND KEEPING A JOB HE DID NOT WANT, By Napoleon Hill Refusing Compromise Life Accepting Keeping

Miles leaned forward and spoke earnestly into the secure holovid recorder. I just want you to know, Gregor, that if the planet melts down over all this, it wasn't my fault. The trip-wire was laid long before I stumbled across it. By Lois Mcmaster Bujold Miles Recorder Gregor Leaned Forward

Mr Haldar, Have you ever encountered legends, myths or magic in any of your cases? I bet you haven't. This is that case. You still think this is no different? By Sapan Saxena Haldar Legends Myths Encountered Magic

Harold Brodie is a louse and a lothario who cheats at cards and has a different girl in his rumble seat every week. That coupe of his is pos-i-tute-ly a petting palace. And he's a terrible kisser to boot." Evie's parents stared in stunned silence. "Or so I've heard. By Libba Bray Brodie Harold Week Louse Lothario

I should have loved,' Hal said after a very long silence. Neville's eyes filled with tears. ' Aye. You Should have loved. By Sara Douglass Hal Loved Silence Aye Long

What does he stand for? By James Carville Stand

Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah. By Hanoi Hannah Hannah Colleagues Joke Call

As usual, the note occupied less than a page and included neither salutation nor closing, Uncle Hal's opinion being that since the letter had a direction upon it, the intended recipient was obvious, the seal indicated plainly who had written it, and he did not waste his time in writing to fools. By Diana Gabaldon Uncle Hal Usual Closing Obvious

I'm Davey. I sing, make faces and swing from trees. By Davey Havok Davey Sing Make Trees Faces

Harold Bazin loves to talk By Anthony Doerr Bazin Harold Talk Loves

He doesn't look very smart," Diesel said. "He's not even giving me the finger." "Can monkey's do that?" Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. "Cool!" Hal said. By Janet Evanovich Diesel Smart Finger Cool Hal

Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death. By Lauren Oliver Sandra Stop Idiocy Death

Blaire, tell me what you want me to do. I'll do whatever it is you need. By Abbi Glines Blaire

i have to go" "I love you"Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay By Neil Patrick Harris Harold Bay Kumar Guantanamo Love

He noticed Sandys wide-eyed expression as she took in the flight deck, but there was no time to explain what all the controls were for. That, plus he didn't know what ask the controls were for. 'what are ask these controls for?' asked Sandy.'no time to explain' said Hal quickly. By Simon Haynes Sandys Controls Deck Time Noticed

Marvin the Paranoid Android By Douglas Adams Android Paranoid Marvin

It answers to the name of Henry, but you can call it Library Boy. By Audrey Niffenegger Henry Boy Library Answers Call

Battlestar Galactica. By Melissa Draughn Galactica Battlestar

They sailed into Raguza and Hal said, as bold as brass, We've come to challenge Zavac and we plan to kick his - By John Flanagan Raguza Hal Zavac Brass Sailed

Hal answered him. "We're as sure as we can be. The guard captain said he found a ball of yellow glass. What else could it be?" Jesper shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe a ball of yellow glass? By John Flanagan Hal Glass Ball Yellow Answered

Don't keep saying 'huh', Silas. It makes you sound so crotchety." "Well, maybe I am crotchety. And I'll keep saying 'huh' if I want to, Sarah. Huh. By Angie Sage Silas Huh Crotchety Sarah Makes

Lew? Not that I don't appreciate it, but it By Nora Roberts Lew

When I was up on stage, Hal-san pointed toward where you were seated. Hal-san knew the general area where you where seated but he said he couldn't find you because there were too many people. But I found you and I saw only you because you were beaming bright like a spotlight was shining upon you. That's how you appeared to me. By Yamada Nanpei Halsan Seated Stage Pointed People

Miles, I love you. I'm so scared. I don't want us to end. By Colleen Hoover Miles Love Scared End

Hummer with six doors to a side and black-tinted windows for maximum privacy. "What I'm talking a-bout!" cried Sergeant Dime as he pounced on the bar, everyone whooping over all the pimp finery, but after destroying all hopes for a quick recovery Billy subsides into a gnarled, secret funk. "Billy," says By Ben Fountain Hummer Privacy Billy Doors Side

Hey, GreenHollyWood ruin my vision. I don't want to be gay... because what's shown in Mr.Robot it's geysish, mother fucker! By Deyth Banger Hey Greenhollywood Vision Ruin Gay

your uncle Geoffrey. By Catherine Coulter Geoffrey Uncle

Len never said hello as a greeting; he said something like a yodel, He-a-lo! By Gillian Flynn Len Greeting Yodel

Mitch", but then reattach it and call it "Mitch-all-together. By Mitch Hedberg Mitch Reattach Call

Honestly, Ronnie. I know it hurts your head to think, but try just for a moment. By P.g. Wodehouse Ronnie Honestly Moment Hurts Head

Get on your knees, Ace! Rhea By Sherrilyn Kenyon Ace Rhea Knees

ghosts. He had learned a little of the history of Halyn House By Marion Zimmer Bradley Ghosts House Halyn Learned History

But he's Rachel Candy!"-Both Jenks and Al By Kim Harrison Candy Rachel Jenks

Mercer!" Charlie By Kym Brunner Mercer Charlie

And I'm not going to be my dad's clone. And women don't turn me on. And Oliver is my home." -Rusty (Christmas Kitsch) By Amy Lane Clone Dad Rusty Christmas Kitsch

Hey, is that you Elvis? I wanna speak to the Colonel. Jump to it, you mother. By Ray Davies Hey Elvis Colonel Jump Mother

I am from the Kilburn branch of the Keepers of the Eternal and Victorious Islamic Nation," said Hifan proudly. Irie inhaled. Keepers of the Eternal and Victorious Islamic Nation," repeated Millat, impressed. "That's a wicked name. It's got a wicked kung-fu arse sound to it." Irie frowned. "KEVIN?"We are aware," said Hifan solemnly, pointing to the spot underneath the cupped flame where the initials were minutely embroidered, "that we have an acronym problem. By Zadie Smith Nation Kilburn Eternal Victorious Islamic

Welcome to Shelter Bay,' he said to Stig. 'Is that what it's called?' Hal gave him a tired grin. 'It is now'. By John Flanagan Bay Stig Shelter Called Hal

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait ... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light. By Gary Larson Frank Wait Fuel Light Die

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. By Janet Evanovich Hal Ranger Check Lula Doughnut

This is Henry, Connie's husband," Picadilly said. "And you By Rachel Aukes Henry Connie Picadilly Husband

You're putting me to sleep, Michael. By Matt Striker Michael Sleep Putting

Albert tin. Why're By Anne Tyler Albert Tin

Oh, Leonard, I think. I'm in a heap of trouble. By Kathleen Glasgow Leonard Trouble Heap

In a few hours, I'm going to be banished to the surface, my belongings raffled off as novelty items and my living space given to someone else - my reputation destroyed. I'd rather have your head than your soul at this point in my illustrious career. - Al By Kim Harrison Hours Surface Destroyed Banished Belongings

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband. By Rosanna Arquette Trouble Husband

Hud? Back here? Oh, man, what a birthday present," Hilde said, giving her another hug. "I'm so sorry, sweetie. I can imagine what seeing him again did to you." "I still want to kill him," Dana whispered. "Not on your birthday." Hilde frowned. By B. J. Daniels Hud Hilde Birthday Man Dana

Colonel Hugh Pickering - Well, I'm dashed! By George Bernard Shaw Pickering Hugh Colonel Dashed

The phone rang in the comm. center. Ian consulted the monitor. "It's Dan." He pressed a button. "Kabra here."Dan's voice crackled through the attic. "Don't say it like that," he complained. "Your name still gives me heartburn. By Gordon Korman Center Dan Phone Rang Comm

Howard, everything you've done in your life is wrong according to the stated ideals of mankind. And here you are. And somehow it seems a huge joke on the whole world. By Ayn Rand Howard Mankind Life Wrong Stated

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me. By Spike Milligan General Spike London Part

Haldeman is the only man in America in this generation who let his hair grow for a courtroom appearance. By Mary Mcgrory America Haldeman Appearance Man Generation

You didn't even keep a call-back clause?" Al asked, then waved his hand and answered his own question. "Of course not. You've had the worst upbringing of any demon I've seen." - Al to Rachel By Kim Harrison Clause Callback Rachel Asked Question

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE By A.r. Arias Hale Jasper Throw Life Hands

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me ... I think his name is ... Homer. By Jack O'neill Remembered Man Homer Shirt Bald

Susan is happy off on another project to save yet another endangered creature. But I miss Irving, and though Susan would laugh at me probably, I like to think that Irving is somewhere chasing angelic speedboats, or maybe he's got his own wings. Surely, even God needs a laugh now and then, and Irving is a funny guy, for a monster. By Laurell K. Hamilton Irving Susan Creature Happy Project

I'm not Lisa, my name is Julie. By Jessi Colter Lisa Julie

A foolish way to get around." Hal smiled. "If the gods had meant us to ride horses, they never would have given us ships. By John Flanagan Foolish Hal Smiled Horses Ships

My name is Lieutenant Meyer. I'll be your rescuer today. This rescue of your person is brought to you by the United States Navy and SEAL Team 8. we hope you have a nice rescue, and please feel free to fill out the questionnaire at the end of the trip. Tips are welcome. By Sophie Oak Meyer Lieutenant Team Rescue United

Honey?" she asks. "Don't call me that," I snap. "What? Honey?" she asks. "Yes," I snap again. "What do you want me to call you?" she asks, indignantly. "CEO?" She stifles a giggle. "Oh Christ." "No, really Patrick. What do you want me to call you?" King, I'm thinking. By Bret Easton Ellis Honey Call Snap Ceo Christ

I was on the plane with Dwayne You can call me Whitley, I go to Hillman By Nicki Minaj Whitley Hillman Dwayne Plane Call

DOWNED HELICOPTER TRANSPORT STOP KHESANH STOP LT T BAKER MISSING IN ACTION STOP By Gary D. Schmidt Stop Downed Helicopter Transport Khesanh

who's this dub?" "Lawyer." Lawyer? I glance to Al for clarification but he's clearly as bewildered as I am. (argument amongst other fishermen) John heads toward the door, then turns, points to me. "You're alright. Only lawyer I ever seen could keep his yap shut longer than thirty seconds. By Darcy Scott Lawyer Dub John Argument Fishermen

Welcome back, Jem. By J.a. Belfield Jem Back

Glenn ... I wasn't expecting this. He's not after my blood, and we like the same stuff." From the rearview mirror, Jenks snickered. "Guns, violence, crime scene photos, leather, sex, and women. Yeah, I can see that."(Ivy and Jenks) By Kim Harrison Glenn Jenks Guns Ivy Violence

Hell? Mr. Human Boy Person? Can you hear the Simi? Or are you dead? Hello? (Simi) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Hell Simi Person Human Boy

Uh-oh." Brent reached into the console and picked up his two-way radio, pretending to turn it on, then holding it up to his mouth. "This is car two-two-nine requesting backup. We've got an officer down. I repeat, officer down. Dispatch, please alert medical personnel that officer is whipped.""Please remind me why we're friends.""Aw, you love me, you dick. By Tessa Bailey Uhoh Officer Brent Radio Pretending

But Billy, how about me? What about what's inside of me? By Charles Bukowski Billy Inside

She asked Billy Pilgrim what he was supposed to be, Billy said he didn't know. By Kurt Vonnegut Billy Pilgrim Asked Supposed

My senses tell me hubba. By Todd Rundgren Hubba Senses

My name is Alexander Solomon Slade. I'm the Global Operations Director, although most here call me God""Well Mr Slade, if we are going by acronyms, I guess I could also call you Ass? By Jodi Knight Slade Alexander Solomon Director God

I would not piss on him was he burning in the flames of hell," Grey said politely.One of Hal's brows flicked upward, but only momentarily."Just so," he said dryly. "The question, though, is whether Fraser might be inclined to perform a similar service for you."Grey placed his cup carefully in the center of the desk."Only if he thought I might drown," he said, and went out. By Diana Gabaldon Grey Hal Hell Upward Momentarily

Hi, God, it's me, Harry. Please don't turn me into a pillar of salt. By Jim Butcher God Harry Salt Turn Pillar

Arthur Devlin, you and my husband may have been in the same grade, but you were never in the same class. By Clare Vanderpool Devlin Arthur Grade Class Husband

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer. By Hayden Schlossberg Harold Kumar Christmas Movies Movie

Here we are sitting at the Waldorf in a conference room... and in comes someone with long hair and wearing an outfit dripping leather. I remember whispering to Dave Connell, "How do we know that man back there isn't going to throw a bomb up here or toss a hand grenade?"Connell, always one to keep a cool head, assessed the situation with care. He discreetly turned his head toward the back and realized he recognized the tall, angular man carrying a small purse under his arm. A slight smile curled as he assured Cooney the hippie back there posed no threat."Not likely, that's Jim Henson," he said. By Michael Davis Waldorf Connell Room Leather Back

As Trout departed, he sent this telepathic message to the Creator of the Universe, serving as His eyes and ears and conscience: Am headed for Forty-second Street now. How much do you already know about Forty-second Street? By Kurt Vonnegut Universe Fortysecond Street Trout Creator

Yes! Oh, God, Billy! Yes! By Julie Ann Walker God Billy

Colin "I'm justI'm just a failure. what if this is it? andI never do anything significant and I'm just a complete waste?"Hassan sat up, with his hands on his knees. "See, this is why you need to believe in God. By John Green Colin Failure Justi Hassan God

Frankie, I'm fully awake and more curious than George. If we hang up I'll lie here formulating a million reasons for your call, none of them your truth, and that would drive me crazy. You wouldn't do that to the guy who has your grandmother's old phone number, would you? Trust me, you can tell me anything. - Emerson By Liza M. Wiemer George Frankie Fully Awake Curious

Hey, Sydney. I thought I saw your car out there." He glanced around. "Is, uh, Jill with you?""Not today." I said. New insight struck me as I recalled that Lee attended school in Los Angeles. "Lee, have you ever dated a human girl at your school?"Adrian arched an eyebrow. "Are you asking him out, Sage?"I scowled. "No! By Richelle Mead Sydney Hey Lee Jill School

Morning, ma'am. I'm looking for Tommy Mason. Is he around?" Polite and professional, that was Senior Agent Broussard."Lord, what's that no-good sonofabitch done now? Wait, you ain't a cop; you're a game warden. "What'd he do, run over a fish? By Susannah Sandlin Morning Maam Mason Lord Tommy

My name's Sean, Jem. I'm Sean. By J.a. Belfield Jem Sean

What is that in his hand?""A cleaver. As in-""Butcher's knife.""You got it.""I hope not.""He does not look happy.""Are you sure it's a he?""I don't want to know. By Ridley Pearson Hand Cleaver Butcher Knife Not

Ethan Sullivan, registered smart-ass By Chloe Neill Sullivan Ethan Registered Smartass

Who the fuck're you?" he asked, only it came out Hoo-a fuck-a you? Al hadn't given me detailed instructions on how to answer questions, so I said what seemed safest. "None of your fucking business." "Well fuck you, too." "Fine," I said. "We are in accord." "Huh? By Stephen King Hooa Asked Fucka Fuck Fine

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real."Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. By Caroline George Julie Stupid Real Real Dreams

What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Abbie Wad Jockstrap

If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan, "If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog. By Tom Regan Dog Baby Capsized Aboard Lifeboat

Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself. By Josh Lanyon Jake Homosexual Cop Buried Deep

We argued most of the way home. I thought it would be nicest for Hal to take his two dollars in to Mother first, bu Muriel didn't think so. She always wanted to do things as if it were a play. "That wouldn't be any good," she said. "If Hal goes in first and gives her the money, she'll start crying right away. But if you give her yours first, she'll just say we were smart children to make so much money. And then I'll give her mine, and she'll say, 'Why, why ... where in the world did you get so much money?' And then Phillip can give her his, and she'll look like she thought maybe we'd robbed a bank. And then when Hal gives her his, we'll all want to cry."It worked just the way she thought it would. By Ralph Moody Hal Money Home Thought Argued

Hello, Sally? Let me talk to Chuck, will you?""I think he's lost in the woods.""I know what you mean, but let me talk to him, will you? By Charles M. Schulz Sally Talk Chuck Woods Lost