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Mr. Frimpong is the oldest person from church. That's when I knew why he sings louder than anybody else: it's because he's been waiting the longest for God to answer. He thinks God has forgotten him. I only knew it then. Then I loved him but it was too late to go back. By Stephen Kelman Frimpong Church God Oldest Person

The dominoes of fate are falling down as we are speaking, and Ferriar knows what will happen when the last one crashes down. By Evan Meekins Ferriar Speaking Dominoes Fate Falling

I'm a Muun of my word By James Luceno Muun Word

No matter who you asked, the answer was always the same: Ferret was an irredeemable bag of cat shit. By Daniel Younger Ferret Asked Shit Matter Answer

Yes this is Mr. Ferro and Mr. Ferro is sort of grumpy, one hundred percent of the time. Please excuse me, I need to go find my box. By H.m. Ward Ferro Grumpy Time Sort Hundred

suck failure, fur face! By Charlaine Harris Suck Failure Fur Face

With: Go Ferchios off to Allad out of this! An oldsteinsong. He threwed his fit up to his aers, rolled his poligone eyes, snivelled from his snose and blew the guff out of his hornypipe. By James Joyce Ferchios Allad Oldsteinsong Aers Rolled

Oh yes, and compulsory ferret-legging down the pub on Tuesday evenings, for the tourist trade tha' knows." "Ferret-legging?" Rachel looked at him incredulously. "Yup. You tie your kilt up around your knees with duct tape - as you probably know, no Yorkshireman would be seen dead wearing anything under his sporran - and take a ferret by the scruff of his neck. A ferret, that's like, uh, a bit like a mink. Only less friendly. It's a young man's initiation rite; you stick the ferret where the sun doesn't shine and dance the furry dance to the tune of a balalaika. Last man standing and all that, kind of like the ancient Boer aardvark-kissing competition." Martin shuddered dramatically. "I hate ferrets. The bloody things bite like a cask-strength single malt without the nice after-effects. By Charles Stross Tuesday Ferretlegging Evenings Tha Ferret

Festus, you're such a great listener. By Maria Kanellis Festus Listener Great

Shew me a lyer, and I'le shew thee a theefe. By George Herbert Ile Lyer Theefe Shew Thee

One day, walking neer one of your Yuman houses, smelling all the interest with snout, I herd, from inside, the most amazing sound. Turns out, what that sound is, was: the Yuman voice, making werds. They sounded grate! They sounded like prety music! I listened to those music werds until the sun went down ... By George Saunders Yuman Day Walking Houses Smelling

What is it ye have there, Murtagh? By Diana Gabaldon Murtagh

Have you heard the latest word from Arrakis?" the Baron asked. "No, Uncle." Feyd-Rautha forced himself not to look back. He turned down the hall out of the servants' wing. "They've a new prophet or religious leader of some kind among the Fremen," the Baron said. "They call him Muad'Dib. Very funny, really. It means 'the Mouse.' I've told Rabban to let them have their religion. It'll keep them occupied. By Frank Herbert Arrakis Baron Asked Heard Latest

Mindy Lujan with her feathered hair, bullying blue-lined eyes, and potty mouth that rivaled Akhil's, managing to use fuck as a verb, an adjective, and a noun, often in the same sentence, as in, "Who the fuck does that fucking fuck think she's fucking with? By Mira Jacob Akhil Lujan Fuck Fucking Mindy

Fetish is a straight-up sex song. By Joan Jett Fetish Song Straightup Sex

Gervasio Lonquimay By Isabel Allende Lonquimay Gervasio

URSKADAMUS TINE SMYORFIN MASACH!" Edme wasn't sure what to believe now - her ears or her eye? There was only one wolf who swore in both the language of bears and that of Old Wolf. "Faolan?" "Who else, for the love of Lupus? One would think you saw a ghost." "But with all that frost - you look like a lochin." Faolan gave a dismissive bark. "You should see yourself," Edme persisted. "You've got icicles hanging from your chin fur. Your belly fur looks as if it's ... " "I know! I know! I can feel it!" he replied crankily. "You look absolutely ancient. I mean older than the Sark." "Thanks a lot," Faolan huffed. "Well, what did you find?" "No meat." His voice dwindled. By Kathryn Lasky Urskadamus Masach Tine Smyorfin Faolan

You'll never call him Fifi again. By Lynda Barry Fifi Call

Come on out, Cock-a-Doodle! Come see the Colonel. I got eleven herbs and spices for your ass." Ferrik By Dean Fearce Colonel Ferrik Ass Eleven Herbs

This episode of my life is brought to you by the letters W, t, and F. I do not understand. By Lili Wilkinson Understand Episode Life Brought Letters

Jill showed friend Kay the cute white mice.They liked to run races for cheese.Mice were lots of fun to play with.Jill said, "Take Poopsie, the male one, please! By Melinda K. Trotter Poopsie Kay Jill Showed Friend

What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf? By Carrie Vaughn Kitty Werewolf Hell Kind

I shall call him Tufty. By Steven Erikson Tufty Call

this what female By Mike Shevdon Female

If at first you don't fricassee, Fry, fry a hen! By Carol Ryrie Brink Fry Fricassee Hen

There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win. By Robin Williams America Ferrets Show People Compete

The bronze rider of Mnementh, Lord F'lar, will require quarters for himself. I, F'nor, brown rider, prefer to be lodged with the wingmen. We are, in number, twelve. F'lar liked that touch of F'nor's, totting up the wing strength, as if Fax were incapable of counting. By Anne Mccaffrey Mnementh Lord Fnor Rider Flar

Meow, Meow, Meeeeooooow? By Elizabeth Duivenvoorde Meow Meeeeooooow

The rectum of Wybo Gerritszoon releases a hot fart of horror. By David Mitchell Wybo Gerritszoon Horror Rectum Releases

Now then Captain" He turned back to Grim "Your have questions, I answers, shall we see if they match?""Please" Grim said "I appear to be your guest, have I you to thank for caring for me?" Ferrus' shoulders sagged in evident disappointment "Oh ... apparently they do not match ... I was going to say strawberries! By Jim Butcher Grim Captain Questions Answers Guest

She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets! By Lewis Carroll Executed Ferrets

What's a miffin?""Trippy muffin. By Abigail Roux Trippy Miffin Muffin

A Waft of Cheese By David Walliams Cheese Waft

The feasant hens of Colchis, which have two ears as it were consisting of feathers, which they will set up and lay down as they list. By Pliny The Elder Colchis Feathers List Feasant Hens

I don't think people know 'Nosfuratu.' By Amy Heckerling Nosfuratu People

I saw your foner." "Foner?" "Your female boner. By H.j. Bellus Foner Boner Female

Foxbrush sneezed again.He couldn't help himself. It's not something a fellow likes to do when a stunningly beautiful woman is leaning toward him with an expression on her face like Nidawi's wore. But sneezes are not prey to the wants or wishes of those inflicted with them. He sneezed so violently that he nearly knocked his forehead against Nidawi's exquisite little chin. She leapt back lightly, frowning at first, then shaking the frown into a rain of laughter. By Anne Elisabeth Stengl Foxbrush Nidawi Againhe Sneezed Wore

So you and the lovely Agent Scully are going down to investigate?' Frohike said, sounding hopeful.'Yeah, we leave for Cancun tomorrow.''Our tax dollars at work,' Langly snorted.'I'd love to see Agent Scully with a healthy tropical tan,' Frohike said.'Down, Frohike,' Mulder said. By Kevin J. Anderson Frohike Agent Scully Investigate Yeah

I must to the barber's, mounsieur; for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me I must scratch. By William Shakespeare Mounsieur Barber Face Ass Scratch

Fitz!' Motley greeted me. 'Hello, stupid!' she added. The By Robin Hobb Fitz Stupid Motley Added Greeted

Some things are jest too big to fergive. By Moira Young Fergive Things Jest Big

Semper fuckin' fi By Kristen Ashley Semper Fuckin

There was a time I thought I was a ferret. By Cassandra Clare Ferret Time Thought

I'm bored, lalalallalalala OLLI OXEN SOMETHING!! By Bob Smith Olli Oxen Bored Lalalallalalala

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker. By Rachel Vincent Meow Motherfucker

Can't introduce ya,' the feline admitted.'Why not?''Don't know his name.''Snuggling up to a man y'all don't know. My momma was right. Yankees are whores.''Well, I know him,' MacDermot volumteered.The She-wolf stared at her. 'So?''You said y'all.''I didn't say 'all y'all.' So I wasn't talking to you.''I don't understand your country-speak,' McDermot complained, dropping into the desk chair across from Crush. By Shelly Laurenston Snuggling Admitted Introduce Feline Name

What will this boaster produce worthy of this mouthing? The mountains are in labor; a ridiculous mouse will be born.[Lat., Quid dignum tanto feret hic promissor hiatu?Parturiunt montes; nascetur ridiculus mus.] By Horace Lat Mouthing Quid Parturiunt Boaster

A Turk for toughness, for hands that never tire; An Indian for her rounded bosom bursting with milk; A Persian for her tight crotch and her coquetry; An Uzbeg to thrash as a lesson for the three. By Khushwant Singh Turk Indian Persian Uzbeg Toughness

A mutt is couture-it's the only one like it in the world, made especially for you. By Isaac Mizrahi World Made Mutt Coutureit

Fraugh!" cried the sleeper, as though he suddenly understood all."Braugh!" he cried, not liking at all what he suddenly understood."Sup-foe!" he said, saying in no uncertain terms what he was going to do about it."Floof!" he cried. By Kurt Vonnegut Cried Braugh Supfoe Floof Suddenly

Mungo was a gnome. Disguised as a dwarf. The blatantly false beard was a giveaway. It appeared that Mungo had crafted it himself out of hair collected from a wide assortment of cars and then glued it to his face. By Jeffery Russell Gnome Mungo Disguised Dwarf Giveaway

...I have a magical duck-kitten. By Kelley York Duckkitten Magical

Professor Branestawm By Norman Hunter Branestawm Professor

FURIES: Over the beast doomed to the firethis is the chant, scatter of wits,frenzy and fear, hurting the heart,song of the Furiesbinding brain and blighting bloodin its stringless melody. By Aeschylus Furies Furiesbinding Chant Scatter Fear

Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us together today. By William Goldman Mawwage Today Bwings

One wrong guess left! x m t r f o a n e i By Florian Auer Left Wrong Guess

Hearing wulfen howl is ... well, it's horrible. The sound is glassy, hovering at the upper ranges of hearing, and it's full of paws on snow and running with the icy wind hitting the back of your throat like stares. Underneath the glassy edge is the song of flesh ripped apart, the sweetness of hot blood, and the savagery of crunching bones with sharp teeth.The worst part is how it climbs into your brain, pressing itself like a hard sharpness into the soft folds, and drags open the doors socialization slams shut to keep the howling ravening thing down inside down and tame.The thing on four clawed legs that lives in all of us. By Lilith Saintcrow Wulfen Howl Hearing Glassy Thing

Squirrelpaw!" Brambleclaw's By Erin Hunter Squirrelpaw Brambleclaw

Forte is French ... for blanket fort. By Buddy Wakefield French Forte Fort Blanket

A drow and a dwarf, a dwarf and a drow, a hunnerd times better'n a fox and a cow! Bwahaha! Athrogate added with unbridled enthusiasm. By R.a. Salvatore Drow Dwarf Cow Hunnerd Times

Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy? By J.k. Rowling Malfoy Twitchy Ferret

What do you mean? I am Mogget, of course. The one and only Mogget. Though I have had other names. By Garth Nix Mogget

Mr. Sausage Nose By B. Campbell Nose Sausage

Fox, you are the most cunning of all animals, you shall be general and lead us. By Jacob Grimm Fox Animals Cunning General Lead

I'll always be the catman. By Peter Criss Catman

If only Ed Fleming had a mother who gave such sound advice. The manager of Wazoo's, a downtown Denver restaurant, Fleming is a CSU alum who has been darned giddy about the Rams' recent success. So giddy that he donned a necklace made of Pez candies, a red blazer - and nothing else. A few people gaped (some actually set aside their beers), but most ignored Fleming as he strutted like a red-blazered rooster, demanding that all hail the Mighty Naked Beer King. By J.r. Moehringer Fleming Advice Mother Gave Sound

wup-wup-wup" - Pil and Popo By H.r. Willaston Pil Popo

haze-brained nitwitpickle-head froggy leg soupmurky daunting gone By Moonshine Noire Hazebrained Nitwitpicklehead Froggy Leg Soupmurky

Hey! I'm talkin' to you, feta bread! By Turkey Hey Talkin Feta Bread

Badger: The cuss you are.Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? By Roald Dahl Fox Badger Cuss Cussing

Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco", which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of High Misdemeanour, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars. By Emperor Norton Frisco Misdemeanour High Imperial Treasury

...for iron of itself draws a manthereto. By Homer Manthereto Iron Draws

The ram, a huge wooly creature named Hughie, with testicles that hung nearly to the ground like wool-covered footballs, shouldered his massive way into the front rank with a loud and autocratic Bahh! By Diana Gabaldon Hughie Bahh Ram Footballs Shouldered

I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars. By Jenny Lawson Ferral Vampire Cougars Pretty Cats

He understands muslin By Jane Austen Muslin Understands

Don't you mean, witch? By Marianne Willis Witch

Mayoimashita. Can you help me find my cat? - Watashi By Adam Johnson Mayoimashita Watashi Cat Find

Be there, or Mal will find you," he said to his squat little lab partner, Le Fou Deux, as they both dissected a frog that would never turn into a prince in Unnatural Biology class. "Be there, or Mal will find you and ban you from the city streets," he whispered to the Gastons as they took turns stuffing each other in doomball nets in PE. By Melissa De La Cruz Deux Mal Fou Unnatural Biology

I'm the man that brought you the mullet. By Bono Mullet Man Brought

I love all those great 'f' words - feminism, folk music.. By Ani Difranco Words Feminism Great Folk Music

poxy shitweasel, By Kevin Hearne Poxy Shitweasel

Riker tells Data to just get on with it already, so Data says Ferengi are like Yankee traders from 18th-century America. This indicates that, in the 24th century, the traditional practice of using 600-year-old comparisons is still in vogue, like when you're stuck in traffic on the freeway, and say, Man, this is just like Vasco de Gama trying to go around the Cape of Good Hope! By Wil Wheaton Data America Ferengi Yankee Riker

voluptuous sluggard, By Fyodor Dostoyevsky Voluptuous Sluggard

What the hell is that?" I laughed."It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked."Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox. By John Green Fox Hat Hat Yeah Pudge

Getawayfrommeyoumiserablelittlecreep. By Cinda Williams Chima Getawayfrommeyoumiserablelittlecreep

A clue! From M!""Who's M?""Maybe M is for Mackintosh! Maybe Grabes ans Mackintosh are in cahoots!""Or maybe M is for Mom. Also, who says 'cahoots'? By Mac Barnett Mackintosh Clue Cahoots Mom Grabes

Maggot, I'm going to pull a rabbit out of your hat! By Soldier Maggot Hat Pull Rabbit

Jaguar - For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know. By Dudley Moore Jaguar Men Handjobs Beautiful Women

misbegotten cockwaffle. By Kevin Hearne Misbegotten Cockwaffle

Were you hare when I was fox? By Tim Buckley Fox Hare

Is that deathstalking menow?no, it's only my cat,thistime. By Charles Bukowski Menow Catthistime Deathstalking

The world was FUBAR now. By Rick Yancey Fubar World

Lat take a cat, and fostre him wel with milk, And tendre flesh, and make his couche of silk, And let him seen a mous go by the wal; Anon he weyveth milk, and flesh, and al, And every deyntee that is in that hous, Swich appetyt hath he to ete a mous. By Geoffrey Chaucer Milk Flesh Mous Anon Swich

So that's a fox?' Firepaw whispered. 'What an ugly muzzle!''You can say that again!' agreed Graypaw.'I was following one of those when we first . . . met,' whispered Firepaw.'More likely it was following you, you idiot!' hissed Graypaw. By Erin Hunter Fox Graypaw Whispered Firepaw Graypaw

Don't you 'Kitten' me! By Amy A. Bartol Kitten

If you are with me long, I will begin to spell Master with two M's. By Cherise Sinclair Master Long Begin Spell

Designated mouros or Moors, in view of their association with Mauritania (the Roman name for the Maghreb), these antagonists became the "straw men" for Portuguese nationalist ideologues for many centuries. For, in a sense, the mouros were the midwives attendant on the birth of the nation of Portugal, and once in adolescence the nation still felt the need to define its identity in contradistinction to them. By Sanjay Subrahmanyam Moors Mauritania Maghreb Roman Portuguese

Marvels of the Universe By Douglas Adams Universe Marvels

The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets! Where can I have dropped them, I wonder? By Lewis Carroll Duchess Ferrets Paws Whiskers Executed

Ahhh, friday... My second favorite F-word. -T-shirt By Darynda Jones Ahhh Friday Tshirt Fword Favorite