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The thick plottens. By Lev Grossman Plottens Thick

Dr Maxwell. Why are you wearing a red snake in my office?' 'Sorry, sir. Whose office should I be wearing it in? By Jodi Taylor Maxwell Wearing Office Sir Red

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit ... when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis. By Kurt Vonnegut Pigshit Cowshit Chickenshit Thesis Doctor

DRS is like giving Picasso Photoshop. By Juan Pablo Montoya Drs Photoshop Picasso Giving

There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.""Wisely?" She snapped the syringe out of his hand. "No, I'm going to poke him in the eye with it. Because that's what they trained me to do in medical school. By J.r. Ward Wisely Sox Red Thing Held

Deakins is in my class but, frankly, he's in a different class. By Jeffrey Archer Frankly Deakins Class

There aren't any syringes." "I've got some." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely." "Wisely?" She snapped the syringe out of his hand. "No, I'm going to poke him in the eye with it. Because that's what they trained me to do in medical school." Bending By J.r. Ward Wisely Sox Red Bending Thing

Behind every good decathlete, there's a good doctor. By Bill Toomey Decathlete Doctor Good

I shall call him Tufty. By Steven Erikson Tufty Call

Dill if you don't hush I'll knock you bowlegged. By Harper Lee Dill Bowlegged Hush Knock

Dr. Pervy-PantsDr. DepravityDr. Ain't-Puttin'-OutDr. Bossy-as-FuckDr. Obsessive-CompulsiveDr. KinkybonesDr. DeviantDr. Oh-So-Proper-I-Iron-My-JeansDr. Lick-My-BootsDr. Smug-as-ShitDr. Love-Me-Love-My-Butt-NozzleDr. Damn-Your-Dick-is-Motherfucking-BigDr. Full-of-ShitDr. Smack-a-LotDr. Ruined-Me-For-Anyone-Else By Finn Marlowe Depravitydr Pervypantsdr Outdr Obsessivecompulsivedr Kinkybonesdr

rabid tush patrol By Kevin Barry Rabid Patrol Tush

This is Doctor Norton. Who's calling?""Step N'Wolfe- the owner of the Emerald Cascade Ranch on Green Valley Road. I have a horse in labor and the baby's already coming out of the horse's ass.""You should of called sooner. By Giorge Leedy Norton Doctor Step Road Emerald

In the rock 'n roll slang world, they're called rock doctors, or rock docs. They would come out to shows and like to hang backstage. You could get a prescription for anything you want from them. They just want to hang out and party. It's crazy because you can get a prescription to anything. It doesn't even matter what kind of doctor they are. By Reginald Arvizu Rock World Docs Roll Slang

Raveand Rhamnusia, Goddes of Dispyte,' said Lymond acidly. 'I am trying to get you home, vide the shiten shepherd and the clene shepe, with your woolly chops spotless. The only drawback to date is that the bloody sheep is going to have to carry the shepherd, so far as I can see. By Dorothy Dunnett Rhamnusia Goddes Dispyte Lymond Raveand

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia? By Sarah Mlynowski Woodchuck Chlamydia Chuck Wood

Girl: Doctor, doctor! A German shepherd bit my finger. Doctor: Which one? Girl: The one owned by Mr. James next door! By Various Doctor Girl German James Finger

Sandeep Jauhar is a compelling storyteller, and Doctored gives us a fantastic tour through the seedy underworld of American medicine. By Lisa Sanders Jauhar Doctored American Sandeep Storyteller

A good surgeon needs courage for which a good pair of balls is a prerequisite, By Abraham Verghese Good Prerequisite Surgeon Courage Pair

Graves: Are you skipping? Off to a good start.Dru Anderson: I don't want to deal with it today.Graves: Okay. I know a place to go. You shoot pool? I'm Graves.Dru Anderson: I know. Dru.Graves: Dru. You're new. Couple of weeks, right? Welcome to Foley. By Lilith Saintcrow Graves Anderson Skipping Dru Todaygraves

Man with the Muckrake By Edmund Morris Muckrake Man

MD stands for money doctor, while PhD, like me, stands for poor hungry doctor. By M.n. Tarazi Doctor Stands Phd Money Poor

The colonel dwelt in a vortex of specialists who were still specializing in trying to determine what was troubling him. They hurled lights in his eyes to see if he could see, rammed needles into nerves to hear if he could feel. There was a urologist for his urine, a lymphologist for his lymph, an endocrinologist for his endocrines, a psychologist for his psyche, a dermatologist for his derma; there was a pathologist for his pathos, a cystologist for his cysts, and a bald and pendantic cetologist from the zoology department at Harvard who had been shanghaied ruthlessly into the Medical Corps by a faulty anode in an I.B.M. machine and spent his sessions with the dying colonel trying to discuss Moby Dick with him. By Joseph Heller Dwelt Vortex Specialists Specializing Determine

Lumpyface Lumpyhead By George R R Martin Lumpyhead Lumpyface

My medical students. Two cups of human misery in short white coats. One is male and the other one female, and they both have names. That's all I can ever remember about them. By Josh Bazell Students Medical Coats Female Cups

Call them fangs, Dru. That's what they are. By Lili St. Crow Dru Call Fangs

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. By Jonathan Swift Doctor Diet Quiet Merryman Doctors

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. By Homer Spalding Gray Rick Dees World

I am a doctor, a real doctor. By Pierre Dukan Doctor Real

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' By Abe Lemons Doctor Class Call Fellow Finishes

Now I know what a dulcimer is supposed to sound like. By Jake Shimabukuro Dulcimer Supposed Sound

Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors ... and someone has an appointment with him in the morning. By George Carlin Morning World Worse Appointment Doctor

Butters blinked and looked at Thomas. "My God," he said. "You've been shot." Thomas hooked a thumb at Butters. "Check out Dr. Marcus Welby, MD, here." "I'd have gone with Doogie Howser, maybe," I said. "Split the difference at McCoy?" Thomas asked. "Perfect." "You've been shot!" Butters repeated, exasperated. By Jim Butcher Butters Thomas God Shot Blinked

Dr. Roth: "I've been waiting a long time to run tests on someone like you."Daemon: "Another fanboy. I have them everywhere." By Jennifer L. Armentrout Daemon Roth You Fanboy Waiting

It (Dr.DucksAxWax) works great ... I love it ... By Lowell Levinger Drducksaxwax Works Great Love

Mike Dukakis, you know, he can't get a job mowing lawns. By Mitt Romney Dukakis Mike Lawns Job Mowing

We use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax religiously on all Danelectros before they ever leave the factory ... By Brian Martin Wax Danelectros Factory Drducks Religiously

THE DOCTOR IS: INCARCERATED. By Rick Riordan Incarcerated Doctor

StocktontoMalone By Hot Rod Hundley Stocktontomalone

What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of a turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with a chicken, like an edible Russian nesting doll. Some were stuffed with alligator, crap, shrimp; my favorite was the traditional cornbread variety. By S.a. Bodeen Stuffed Turducken Cajun Russian South

Um, Sparrow ... did I really hear you say dagnabbit? By Willow Aster Sparrow Dagnabbit Hear

By noon that day I was painfully aware of how many people needed the services of an entomologist/proctologist. AArdvarks By Ken Montrose Proctologist Entomologist Aardvarks Noon Day

Dru? Don't leave wihtout me."What could I say to that? I said the only thing I could. "I promise. By Lili St. Crow Dru Leave Wihtout Promise Thing

Tonight let's slay some dragons. By James L. Rubart Tonight Dragons Slay

Nameless McBitchypants By Seanan Mcguire Nameless Mcbitchypants

Off flew his shirt, which landed on an outstretched arm of the ceiling fan. 'Beats me. God, is there a padlock on this thing?''It's not rocket science, Driggs. It's a bra.''It's a Rubik's cube of diabolical proportions, is what it - ha! Suck it, evil underwear!' Triumphant, he flung the unfastened conundrum across the room [ ... ] By Gina Damico Shirt Fan Flew Landed Outstretched

I don't know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I'd like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive. By Ellen Degeneres Walk Drive Bright Idea Teaching

Dana was lead singer for The Droids, Sweet Valley High's answer to the Rolling Stones. They had a reputation for being pretty wild, but most of it was just conjecture. Not many outsiders knew what went on in the smoky confines of Max Dellon's basement, where they held their practice sessions. By Francine Pascal Droids Sweet Stones Valley High

What? What's your issue now?' I asked, annoyed. 'Jus' wonderin' what's it like for Droopy. This place is intense and he's jus' a lil' guy, you know?'Of all the bangers in the world, I had to get Mr. Sensitive. Droopy, I assumed, was Hector Amaya's gang moniker. I wondered why they were always so unflattering. Me, I would've at least picked something like Foxy or Jet. Which, I supposed, explained in part why I wasn't gang material. By Marcia Clark Droopy Jus Gang Sensitive Jet

Deveels are some of the meanest characters you'd ever not want to tangle with. They're some of the most feared and respected characters in the dimensions.""Are they warriors? Mercenaries?"Aahz shook his head. "Worse!" he answered. "They're merchants. By Robert Asprin Deveels Characters Meanest Tangle Worse

discombobulation By Larry Crane Discombobulation

Professor Branestawm By Norman Hunter Branestawm Professor

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus[never tickle a sleeping dragon] By J.k. Rowling Titillandus Dormiens Nunquam Draco Dragon

Heroin", declared Durius Walker, Rydell's colleague in security at the Lucky Dragon on Sunset. "It's the opiate of the masses. By William Gibson Walker Rydell Sunset Heroin Durius

Who remove stones, bruise their fingers. By George Herbert Stones Bruise Fingers Remove

Doctor controlled his anger. "Tom," he said, "Tom, boy. Pull yourself together. Go back and lay cold cloths - cold as you can get them. I don't suppose you have any ice. Well, keep changing the cloths. I'll be out as fast as I can. Do you hear me? Tom, do you hear me?" He hung the receiver up and dressed. In angry weariness he opened the wall cabinet and collected scalpels and clamps, sponges and tubes of sutures, to put in his bag. He shook his gasoline pressure lantern to make sure it was full and arranged ether can and mask beside it on his bureau. His wife in boudoir cap and nightgown looked in. Dr. Tilson said, "I'm walking over to the garage. Call Will Hamilton. Tell him I want him to drive me to his father's place. If he argues tell him his sister is - dying. By John Steinbeck Tom Doctor Anger Controlled Cloths

Bubotubers," Professor Sprout told them briskly. "They need squeezing. You will collect the pus - ""The what?" said Seamus Finnigan, sounding revolted."Pus, Finnigan, pus," said Professor Sprout. By J.k. Rowling Bubotubers Professor Sprout Pus Finnigan

Remote and ineffectual don. By Hilaire Belloc Remote Don Ineffectual

What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter. By Brandon Mull Heads Arms Brain Half Nate

What's Mr. Dimming's first name?" "Wallace!" We all cracked up at that. By Sharon M. Draper Wallace Dimming Cracked

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! By Eugene Field Cheese Physiciansis Apple Pie

Doctor, what could you prescribe for Charlemund?" The doctor looked down his nose at the unconscious form of the arch-diocel. "Arsenic?" "Now, really. Something to give him a quality headache and a great deal of memory loss." "Cyanide. By Brian Mcclellan Charlemund Arsenic Doctor Prescribe Cyanide

Garlick maketh a man wynke, drynke, and stynke. By Thomas Nash Drynke Garlick Wynke Stynke Maketh

My feet are wet," said Mr. Dreary. "You lack the proper gear," I said. We teetered along a trickle of land that wound between water and mud. "Here in the swamp, even the swans wear rubber boots. By Franny Billingsley Dreary Wet Feet Gear Mud

Demodox folliculorum has eight stumpy legs and a tail, is about a third of millimeter long, and loves nothing more than to recline in the warm, oily pits of your hair follicles. Most adults have this mite, usually on the head and especially in eyelashes, and often in nipples. By Karl Shaw Demodox Tail Long Warm Oily

Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth. By Tom O'reilly Meads Colin Teeth Kind Player

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider By Ambrose Bierce Apothecary Accomplice Undertaker Provider Physician

Ripper in the front, ZZ in the back, Dirty in the mouth. By Madeline Sheehan Dirty Ripper Front Back Mouth

Below calls ditto. I'll get the almanac and as I have heard devils can By Herman Melville Ditto Calls Almanac Heard Devils

Andrew Wommack and Curry Blake, By Praying Medic Blake Wommack Curry Andrew

prestidigitator, By Jay Samit Prestidigitator

Francis blew out a breath. 'While I appreciate your concern, Mr. Murdock, Drucilla is not your average lady. She's a highly competent investigator who used to work for the government before she began working for Theodore. She's quite handy with a pistol, uses the fact she's a lady to lethal advantage, and I wouldn't dream of telling her I'm putting an end to anything, especially since I'm fairly certain she'd shoot me.'Drucilla's eyes widened, and then she smiled a lovely smile. 'Why, that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me, Francis.''Don't let it go to your head. By Jen Turano Drucilla Francis Breath Blew Murdock

I love Dr.Ducks Ax Wax ... Glossily Yours ... By Elliot Easton Wax Love Drducks Glossily

This book is a salute to the scientists and the surgeons, running along in the wake of combat, lab coats flapping. Building safer tanks, waging war on filth flies. Understanding turkey vultures. T By Mary Roach Surgeons Running Combat Lab Flapping

Dr. Cox mentors the rookie doctors with a spoonful of dirt and then a cup of sugar. I see him as an archetypal descendent of two of my favorite curmudgeonly characters: Lou Grant and Louie De Palma. By John C. Mcginley Cox Sugar Mentors Rookie Doctors

Sir Swagger Douchington the Fuck By Karina Halle Fuck Swagger Douchington Sir

Kerrick the weed. By Maria V. Snyder Kerrick Weed

You like Star Wars but have never seen Dr. Who. What kind of man are you?" "One By T S Paul Star Wars Kind Man

Fish fiddle de-dee! By Edward Lear Fish Dedee Fiddle

Clearly Mr. Drkh has had a long career of being the weirdest person in any given room, but he's about to go down in flames. By Neal Stephenson Drkh Room Flames Long Career

Baritone, cultivated, rolling-out-smooth voice familiar to Reiss. 'This is Doktor Goebbels. By Philip K. Dick Baritone Cultivated Reiss Voice Goebbels

Doc Daneeka gave him a pill and a shot that put him to sleep for twelve hours. When Yossarian woke up and went to see him, Doc Daneeka gave him another pill and a shot that put him to sleep for another twelve hours. When Yossarian woke up again and went to see him, Doc Daneeka made ready to give him another pill and a shot. "How long are you going to keep giving me those pills and shots?" Yossarian asked him. "Until you feel better." "I feel all right now." Doc Daneeka's fragile suntanned forehead furrowed with surprise. "Then why don't you put some clothes on? Why are you walking around naked?" "I don't want to wear a uniform any more." Doc Daneeka accepted the explanation and put away his hypodermic syringe. "Are you sure you feel all right?" "I feel fine. I'm just a little logy from all those pills and shots you've been giving me. By Joseph Heller Doc Daneeka Yossarian Pill Shot

I pulled out Riptide. By Rick Riordan Riptide Pulled

(door slams open at 2:30am)"Guess who's DRUAAAHUUUNK!" said Wilson. "I guess Wilson, now get out," moaned Scott By Bryan Lee O'malley Druaaahuuunk Wilson Door Guess Scott

DAs were the guys who smoked your cigarettes because they were trying to quit. The By Ann Patchett Das Quit Guys Smoked Cigarettes

He's our chief science guru. Dr. By Robert J. Crane Guru Chief Science

Doctor.' Piper's smile was so warm it would've melted a Boread. 'We'd be so grateful for your help. We need the physician's cure.'Leo wasn't even her target, but Piper's charmspeak washed over him irresistibly. He would've done anything to help her get that cure. He would've gone to medical school, got twelve doctorate degrees and bought a large green python on a stick. By Rick Riordan Doctor Boread Piper Leo Smile

Squirrelpaw!" Brambleclaw's By Erin Hunter Squirrelpaw Brambleclaw

rolling eye balls By Homer Rolling Balls Eye

Nincompoops. (Quincy, By Raven Pitts Nincompoops Quincy

My Little Pegasus pyjamas, the By Rick Riordan Pegasus Pyjamas

I'm bored to death. Perhaps I should pillage one of my neighbors for my own amusement. It seems to work for Drowden. By Kristin Cashore Death Bored Drowden Amusement Pillage

For Phyllis who made me put dragons in By George R R Martin Phyllis Made Put Dragons

Next time we meet again, let's play doctor By Charles Sheehan-Miles Doctor Time Meet Play

Now, master doctor, have you brought those drugs? By William Shakespeare Master Doctor Drugs Brought

pocket lizard licker. By Anonymous Pocket Licker Lizard

What you mons making all the racket about? You wake me again and I'll put the voodoo hex on you. All you only call me Tuberculosis behind my back now. You want the real thing?" Sergeant "T. B" Tinkerbelle Bettina Jones. By Ellen Dawn Benefield Mons Making Racket Tuberculosis Tinkerbelle

I shall die soon ... Here at this Dros. And what will I have achieved in my life? I have no sons nor daughters. No living kin ... Few friends. They will say, 'Here lies Druss. He killed many and birthed none'.""They will say more than that," said Virae suddenly. "They'll say, 'Here lies Druss the Legend, who was never mean, petty nor needlessly cruel. Here was a man who never gave in, never compromised his ideals, never betrayed a friend, never despoiled a woman and never used his strength against the weak.' They'll say 'He had no sons, but many a woman asleep with her babes slept more soundly for knowing Druss stood with the Drenai.' They'll say many things, whitebeard. Through many generations they will say them, and men with no strength will find strength when they hear them.""That would be pleasant," said the old man, smiling. By David Gemmell Druss Die Dros Strength Lies

Gipsies, who every ill can cure,Except the ill of being poorWho charms 'gainst love and agues sell,Who can in hen-roost set a spell,Prepar'd by arts, to them best knownTo catch all feet except their own,Who, as to fortune, can unlock it,As easily as pick a pocket. By Charles Churchill Gipsies Ill Charms Gainst Arts

that fucking motherfucker By Kristen Ashley Motherfucker Fucking