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A living man is blind and drinks his drop.What matter if the ditches are impure?What matter if I live it all once more? By William Butler Yeats Matter Impure Living Man Blind

I got a big hole to dig in my back yard for my septic system. Wait a minute... where did my freinds go??? By Daren Doucet System Big Hole Dig Back

When stuck, hit the road. By John Fante Stuck Hit Road

make away out of no way By Barack Obama Make

Dig your well before you're thirsty By Harvey Mackay Dig Thirsty

Hang up and drive! By Corey Holst Hang Drive

Abandon all hope ye who piss me off. By Richard Kadrey Abandon Hope Piss

Jump or stay in the boat. By Margaret Stohl Jump Boat Stay

ditched Grover as soon as we got to the bus terminal. By Rick Riordan Grover Ditched Terminal Bus

You can't throw just throw me away! By Pierce The Veil Throw

When the fishbowl gets too small, it's time to pack up and leave and jump into the lake or ocean. By Travie Mccoy Small Ocean Fishbowl Time Pack

No offense, Sam, but you're going off the road. Off the road! Sam! You're going off the road!""No, I'm not; shut up," Sam snapped as he guided the huge truck back onto the road, narrowly avoiding overturning in the ditch."This is how I'm going to die," Jack said. "Crammed in like this in a ditch.""Oh, please," Sam said. "You're strong enough to tear your way out even if we did crash.""Do me a favor and rescue me, too, By Michael Grant Road Sam Offense Ditch Jack

out of my way cakesniffers By Lemony Snicket Cakesniffers

Don't do anything quickly, Tag had told him. And whatever you do, don't hit your brakes. You'll end up in the ditch.He caught something in his headlights. It took him a moment to realize what he was seeing before his heart took off at a gallop.A car was upside down in the middle of the highway, its headlights shooting out through the falling snow toward the river, the taillights a dim red against the steep canyon wall. The overturned car had the highway completely blocked. By B. J. Daniels Tag Quickly Told Headlights Highway

I've found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain By Benny Bellamacina Money Drain Found Great Hiding

I drop to the curb like childhood leaving a body. By Lidia Yuknavitch Body Drop Curb Childhood Leaving

Hump for humbleness, dump for dirts. By James Joyce Hump Humbleness Dump Dirts

Dig yourself a ditch, sixfeet deep, and bury everything that you've eversaid, everything that you've nevermeant, and everything that hasburned you and left you with nothingbut ash By Shinji Moon Dig Ditch Sixfeet Deep Eversaid

Salt a slug and shame a hero. By George R R Martin Salt Hero Slug Shame

I've had my fill of these city guttersnipesall that scavenging scum! They're the sort of people, who, if the gates of heaven opened to them, all they'd feel would be a draught. By Harold Pinter Scum Fill City Guttersnipesall Scavenging

I grew up in Ditchling. It was an idyllic village at the foot of the South Downs. In those days, the village was full of artists and sculptors. By Donald Sinden Ditchling Grew South Village Days

stopped: a final swish in the tall grass By Barbara Kingsolver Stopped Grass Final Swish Tall

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. By Will Rogers Hole Quit Digging Find

Loose and forbear! By Mark Twain Loose Forbear

Bury the shit when you can and fess up if you can't. By Margaux Bergen Bury Shit Fess

off. We'll find another way. By Kristi Avalon Find

I grew up on a ranch and my daddy always said, "If the milk is sour move the herd". Well things have been sour here for a while and getting worse...gotta let (it) go. By Dean Lorey Herd Sour Grew Ranch Daddy

When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'! By Kevin Weldon Throw Lemons Life

Never throw out anyone. By Audrey Hepburn Throw

The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging. By Warren Buffett Digging Important Thing Find Hole

Garbage in, garbage out; ask yourself better questions to get better answers--a better life. By Lori Taylor Garbage Answers Life Questions

Dive deep. Drown willingly By Ted Dekker Dive Deep Drown Willingly

Bury your mistakes. By Rupert Murdoch Bury Mistakes

Jump the well, and find the Dry. Means loss your self or prove your self. By Abbas Naqvi Dry Jump Find Loss Prove

If there is no room in the river,swim to the ocean. By Matshona Dhliwayo Ocean Room Riverswim

I shall be dumped where the weed decays, And the rest is rust and stardust By Vladimir Nabokov Decays Stardust Dumped Weed Rest

Streets full of water. Please Advise. By Robert Benchley Streets Water Advise Full

Let nature be in your yard. By Greg Peterson Yard Nature

Run like the river. By Suzanne Collins Run River

You want I should drive twenty miles because I got roots? By John Steinbeck Roots Drive Twenty Miles

You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder) By Kinley Macgregor Stryder Dealer Worthless Excuse Dung

There is really no polite way to put it: Now is not the time to be pissing away the nation's largest aquifer. By Julene Bair Aquifer Polite Put Time Pissing

If I had my wilderness, nature could be my lover. What can I do in the paved streets for my thirsty roots? I waste time. I encourage fools. I slip the vital hours into penny slot machines to pass time, to start my stuck wheels only love can oil. By Elizabeth Smart Wilderness Nature Lover Time Roots

Stay in your lane. By Scott H. Dearduff Stay Lane

To waste one's breath; to pump into a sieve. By Plautus Breath Sieve Waste Pump

dropping out until become empty By Ahmed Dropping Empty

Give loosers leave to talke. By George Herbert Give Talke Loosers Leave

Surviving in the township is like swimming in the ocean one mistake you drown By Thabiso Monkoe Surviving Drown Township Swimming Ocean

When a plunge is to be made into the water, it's of no use lingering on the bank. By Charles Dickens Water Bank Plunge Made Lingering

If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any. By Groucho Marx Calls Garbage Man

Leave well alone. By T.h. White Leave

Every day the bucket a-go a well, one day the bottom a-go drop out. By Bob Marley Day Ago Bucket Bottom Drop

Spur not an unbroken horse; put not your plowshare too deep into new land. By Walter Scott Spur Horse Put Land Unbroken

Slang is a foul pool at which every dunce fills his bucket, and then sets up as a fountain. By Ambrose Bierce Slang Bucket Fountain Foul Pool

clearing and into the By Susanna Kearsley Clearing

Gods blast it, I was asking ye where you shite in the city, not where I should do it! By Kevin Hearne Gods City Blast Shite

One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him. By Booker T. Washington Ditch Man Hold Remaining

That's the trouble with you sad-city types: a place has to be miserable and dull as ditchwater before you believe it's real. By Salman Rushdie Types Real Trouble Sadcity Place

If somebody dumps something noxious in my back yard, the dumper is the last one I would call on to repair the damage. By Sylvia Earle Yard Damage Dumps Noxious Back

You can not keep shit buried. By Kristen Ashley Buried Shit

Leave jesting whiles it pleaseth, lest it turne to earnest. By George Herbert Leave Pleaseth Earnest Jesting Turne

Dumping you times infinity. Still not enough. By Daniel Handler Dumping Times

Take heede of still waters, the quick passe away. By George Herbert Waters Heede Quick Passe

Mow the fuckers down. By Stephen Fry Mow Fuckers

Remember what to do when you're at the bottom of a hole? You've got to stop digging. By Carolyn Mackler Remember Hole Bottom Digging Stop

Sometimes, occasions occur in life which demand you to be a little foolish in order to skillfully extricate yourself. By Francois De La Rochefoucauld Occasions Occur Life Demand Foolish

A fallow field is a sin. By John Steinbeck Sin Fallow Field

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging. By Will Rogers Hole Stop Digging

I am pleased beyond words you aren't lying dead in a ditch somewhere. By Lyndsay Faye Pleased Words Lying Dead Ditch

Let us dig our furrow in the fields of the commonplace. By Jean-Henri Fabre Commonplace Dig Furrow Fields

before turning out of my By Brenna Aubrey Turning

Ikuto! Are you ditching again? I'm bored, meow. By Peach-Pit Ikuto Meow Bored Ditching

Maneuvered the bike off the road near a ditch and cut the engine. By Faith Hunter Maneuvered Engine Bike Road Ditch

Pick the weeds and keep the flowers. By Kelly Clarkson Pick Flowers Weeds

I waste the mountains and hills By Ademola Adejumo Hills Waste Mountains

Buck up or stay in the truck. By Sarah Palin Buck Truck Stay

If a garden require it, now trench it ye may, one trench not a yard, from another go lay; Which being well filled with muck by and by, to cover with mould, for a season to lie. By Thomas Tusser Trench Yard Lay Mould Lie

Dive into the sea, or stay away By Nizar Qabbani Dive Sea Stay

The only way I'm letting you go is off. By Jacintha Topaz Letting

If the grass is greener somewhere else ... start watering your own lawn! By Michael Beckwith Grass Greener Start Lawn Watering

If you must go nowhere, step out. By Jose Lezama Lima Step

Let's not muddy the brook ; Perhaps a pigeon is drinking water at a distance, Or a pitcher is being filled in a village, Or a dervish may be dipping dry bread in the brook.The folk upstream understand the water.They did not muddy the brook. We also must not muddy the brook... By Sohrab Sepehri Brook Muddy Distance Village Pigeon

Word For The Day BOONDOGGLE (BOON dahg'uhl) n. A pointless project. Work of no value, done merely to appear busy. Alternate Word ICKY (IK ee) adj. Very distasteful; disgusting. By Deb Baker Boondoggle Boon Day Dahguhl Word

Clean up your own mess. By Robert Fulghum Clean Mess

Hee goes not out of his way, that goes to a good Inne. By George Herbert Inne Hee Good

~Garbage in, garbage out~ By Mireille Guiliano Garbage

So I do what any self-respecting competitor would. I shove him into the grass and take off. By Kristen Callihan Selfrespecting Competitor Shove Grass

See your road through. By J.r.r. Tolkien Road

I had to live in the desert before I could understand the full value of grass in a green ditch. By Ella Maillart Ditch Live Desert Understand Full

If You find yourself in a hole; stop digging. By Sharon Cooke Vargas Hole Stop Digging Find

Waste not thy time in windy argument but let the matter drop. By William Shakespeare Waste Drop Thy Time Windy

Plough deep while sluggards sleep. By Benjamin Franklin Plough Sleep Deep Sluggards

Rescue the drowning and tie your shoestrings. By Henry David Thoreau Rescue Shoestrings Drowning Tie

You gonna stand in my backyard and ignore me to my face? By Frances O'roark Dowell Face Gonna Stand Backyard Ignore

Your friends drag you down, Gordie. Don't you know that? [ ... ] Your friends do. They're like drowning guys that are holding onto your legs. You can't save them. You can only drown with them. By Stephen King Gordie Friends Drag Legs Drowning

Let all the poison that lurks in the mud, hatch out. By Robert Graves Mud Hatch Poison Lurks

Use the hook, you By Steven Saylor Hook

Do us all a favor and toss your mouth overboard. By Brandon Mull Overboard Favor Toss Mouth

Although it raine, throw not away thy watering pot. By George Herbert Raine Throw Pot Thy Watering

Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster.""Shut the lid after you climb in. By Susan Elizabeth Phillips Daphne Save Sweet Talk Dumpster