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Thanks," I muttered and added under my breath, "Douchebag."He laughed, deep and throaty. "Now that's not very ladylike, Kittycat."I whipped around. "Don't ever call me that," I snapped."It's better than calling someone a douchebag, isn't it?" He pushed out the door. "This has been a stimulating visit. I'll cherish it for a long time to come."Okay. That was it. "You know, you're right. How wrong of me to call you a douchebag. Because a douchebag is too nice of a word for you," I said, smiling sweetly. "You're a dickhead.""A dickhead?" he repeated. "How charming."I flipped him off. By Jennifer L. Armentrout Douchebag Breath Laughed Deep Throaty

Idiot! You idiot! By Marissa Meyer Idiot

A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses. By Carlo M. Cipolla Person Losses Stupid Group Deriving

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. By Keanu Reeves Meathead Man People Smart Dumb

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them. By Colin Quinn Guy Smarter Long Line

Don't try to tell me what I am because I know what I am not By Amit Abraham

They're so retarded they think stereotype means typing with both hands. By Poppet Hands Retarded Stereotype Typing

I was a moron-a complete moron. A loser of the highest caliber. By Lia Habel Moron Morona Complete Caliber Loser

Patronising fobbing bastard, By Glenda Larke Patronising Bastard Fobbing

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be. By Goldie Hawn Blonde Ditzy Dumb

Callipygian. Having shapely buttocks. Nice one, Bridge. By Stephanie Perkins Callipygian Bridge Buttocks Nice Shapely

Stupid is the New Smart. By Richie Norton Smart Stupid

Deemed a fool is better than smartass. By Toba Beta Deemed Smartass Fool

The kind of stupid you can manage to achieve only by being really, really smart, because only really, really smart people can reach adulthood without having any goddamn common sense. By Mira Grant Smart Sense Kind Stupid Manage

fool does not delight in understanding, but only wants to show off his opinions. By Anonymous Fool Understanding Opinions Delight Show

I could just call you Asshole or Shithead. Because you're kinda both, you ask me. By Chuck Wendig Shithead Asshole Call Kinda

You must wanna be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the dumbest. By Puff Daddy Guinness Book World Records Dumbest

Who or what are you? Besides insufferably rude? By Garth Nix Rude Insufferably

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs. By Chris Rock Faggot Shooting Call Legs War

What is a sophisticate? He is a man who thinks he can swim better than he can and sometimes he drowns. By Oscar Hammerstein Ii Sophisticate Drowns Man Swim

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass. By Samuel L. Jackson Dumb Dumbass Ass

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy. By Lois Greiman Adequacy Undersized Pissant Delusions

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. By Tom Waits Post Mental Midget Fence

What is your definition of skank?' I ask.'A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows. By Megan Mccafferty Skank Definition Ask Fucks Skeezas

There are few things less stylish than a boring, self absorbed twit ... By Karen Karbo Boring Twit Things Stylish Absorbed

What is the politically correct term for 'retarded'?""I think the words you're fishing for are 'mentally disabled.' And no. I'm not mentally disabled. By Rachel Gibson Disabled Retarded Mentally Politically Correct

Who is he?""An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society. By Richelle Mead Adrian Idiot Makes Society Upstanding

Speculator: One who bought stocks that went down. By Malcolm Forbes Speculator Bought Stocks

Abracadabra, moron. By Sarah Rees Brennan Abracadabra Moron

Wrong answer fucker By Margaret Mcheyzer Wrong Fucker Answer

There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question. By Behdad Sami Thing Dumb Question Person

I prefer the term 'resourceful twit.' - Kara By S.m. Boyce Kara Term Resourceful Twit Prefer

Stop shrugging, shrugger. By Isaac Marion Shrugger Stop Shrugging

I know you are, but what am I? By Paul Reubens

I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived. By Willard Scott Lived Dumbest Guy

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can. By Hal Sparks Ignorant Things

A veteran of the gender wars. By Lorrie Moore Wars Veteran Gender

You'reamotherfuckingcocksuckingpsychopathicsonofabitch! A By Suzanne Wright Youreamotherfuckingcocksuckingpsychopathicsonofabitch

You really are a dumbass. By Stjepan Sejic Dumbass

Stupid male ego. By Tera Lynn Childs Stupid Ego Male

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. By Oscar Wilde Pessimist Evils Chooses Choice

I'm just another stupid human. By Markus Zusak Human Stupid

I'm just a kid having fun. By Dontrelle Willis Fun Kid

Hypocrissist: A narcissist who has their head so far up their ass they can't hear the hypocrisy coming out of their mouth. By Joel Mcdonald Hypocrissist Mouth Narcissist Head Ass

Stupid little fish By Jettie Woodruff Stupid Fish

A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking. By Jon Stewart Thinking Guy People

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. By Ambrose Bierce Idiot Controlling Member Large Powerful

The bedraggled warhorse of American blowhardism. By Conrad Black American Blowhardism Bedraggled Warhorse

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this ... and totally redeem yourself! By Harry Dunn Dumber Thought Totally Redeem

Like something happened to Preppy. That wasn't your fault, dick slick. It was mine. I literally couldn't dodge that bullet. See what I did there? Oh my shit I'm hilarious. By T.m. Frazier Preppy Happened Fault Dick Slick

Not smart. Happily stupid. Stupidly happy. By Glen Duncan Smart Happily Stupid Stupidly Happy

I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions. By Orrin Hatch Dumbass Questions

Perhaps if you were to refrain from deploying the phrase 'ignorantbuffoon' with a liberality most writers reserve for 'it' and 'the,'you would find a readier audience. By Vinnie Tesla Ignorantbuffoon Phrase Audience Refrain Deploying

We all appear as dunces when feigning an interest in things we care nothing about. By C.s. Lewis Dunces Feigning Interest Things Care

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit. By Molly Ivins Fellow Citizens Egocentric Raving Twit

THE ONLY DUMB QUESTION IS THE ONE THAT IS NOT ASKED By Marcia Lynn Mcclure Asked Dumb Question

The Good Quality Snob, or wearer of muted tweeds, cut almost exactly the same from year to year, often with a hat of the same material, [is] native to the Boston North Shore, the Chicago North Shore, the North Shore of Long Island, to Westchester County, the Philadelphia Main Line and the Peninsula area of San Francisco. By Russell Lynes North Shore Snob Island County

You're a superCILIOUS cock SUCKER. You know that." "IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. By Giorge Leedy Sucker Supercilious Cock

Ethan Sullivan, registered smart-ass By Chloe Neill Sullivan Ethan Registered Smartass

Conceited little mega-puppy. By Douglas Adams Conceited Megapuppy

An uneducated, half-brained serving boy with a hangover could make mock of you. I am left with no need to exert myself, and your very nature makes mockery of my mockery. And so it is that through sheer stupidity you make me look incompetent. By Brandon Sanderson Uneducated Halfbrained Serving Boy Hangover

Another religious fanatic to whom facts and reality took second place to dogma. By Peter F. Hamilton Dogma Religious Fanatic Facts Reality

The consensus was that I was an elitist, which is a right-wing term for someone smarter than you. By Steve Almond Elitist Consensus Rightwing Term Smarter

IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about. By Ambrose Bierce Ignoramus Kinds Person Unacquainted Knowledge

What are you looking at?" I asked ... "City slicker. What are you looking at?""A stupid wookie man-bear-pig who doesn't know how to mind his own business. By Elle Casey City Asked Slicker Wookie Business

A major Iowa newspaper published an op-ed against Trump calling him a 'self-absorbed, wholly unqualified feckless blowhard.' Or as Trump put it, 'You forgot very rich ... I'm a very rich, self-absorbed, wholly unqualified feckless blowhard. Very, very rich.' By Jimmy Fallon Rich Iowa Selfabsorbed Trump Wholly

What do you take me for, an idiot? By Charles De Gaulle Idiot

The word that comes to mind is 'beefcake', Zane drawled, looking Ty over, appreciating the view"Mission accomplished then!" Ty said happily as he turned around to face Zane again. He frowned suddenly. "Is beefcake one word or two?"Zane laughed. "Who cares when you've got a great ass? By Abigail Roux Mission Zane Drawled Appreciating View

You are a schmuck," I informed the hero. "You're not using the word correctly," he said. "Yes I am," I said. By Jonathan Safran Foer Schmuck Hero Informed Correctly Word

Show me the person that calls another a fool, and i will prove the extent of his mediocrity. By Michael Bassey Johnson Show Fool Mediocrity Person Calls

I'm a fake intellectual. By Adam Brody Intellectual Fake

He's is a real dummy By R.l. Stine Dummy Real

Sort of person who would set something on fire just to get attention. By Rainbow Rowell Sort Attention Person Set Fire

It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag. By Pete Wentz Douchebag Semifrustrating Synonym

I'll call somebody 'dumb' or 'stupid' if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don't know any other word for it, and if they don't like the word, that's too bad. By Bill Parcells Play Dumb Stupid Call Make

Words have power, you dumb piece of shit. By Demetri Martin Words Power Shit Dumb Piece

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. By Russell Lynes Calling People Idiot Insult Stupid

For well you know that it's a fool who plays it coolby making his world a little colder ... By The Beatles Colder Fool Plays Coolby Making

I'm a provocateur. By Marianne Williamson Provocateur

You're too sensitive', says the disrespectful shithead. By Robin Sacredfire Sensitive Shithead Disrespectful

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. By Tracy Morgan Joke Highly Intelligent Dumb Fella

On my word as a liar and cutthroat. By Leigh Bardugo Cutthroat Word Liar

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication By Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Sophistication Glorious Absence

A rebel without a clue. By Tom Petty Clue Rebel

You're hopeless dumbif you blindly tweet rumours and get ripped on-line. By Ibnu Din Assingkiri Online Hopeless Dumbif Blindly Tweet

It's a big jump from smart to motherwit. By Rita Mae Brown Motherwit Big Jump Smart

I'm good at playing the dumbass. It provides a good cover so I can surprise people when I waltz all over them. By Clarissa Wild Dumbass Good Playing Cover Surprise

You're the dumbest smart person i know, you're the dumbest dumb person i know By Will Smith Dumbest Person Smart Dumb

Yeah, you are kind of a dumbass. By P.t. Dilloway Yeah Dumbass Kind

stupid, overbarbering, possesive, fur ball By Quinn Loftis Stupid Overbarbering Possesive Fur Ball

Don't assume I'm dumb because I wear a suit and tie. By David Mamet Tie Assume Dumb Wear Suit

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave. By William Shakespeare Word Knave Worth Call

I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about 0.1 percent of the information that I need to have a truly informed opinion about half the stuff I talk about. I'm like that loud guy in the bar, who kind of makes sense for about ten minutes, and then you realise he flunked everything at high school so you just laugh at him. By Bill Burr Basically Idiot Guy Realise Percent

I'm not dumb enough to be cool. By K.i. Hope Cool Dumb

Your Egnlish is so atrocious I don't feel the need to even respond' seems but a long-winded way of saying, 'Home-schooled dumbass. By George Takei Homeschooled Egnlish Respond Dumbass Atrocious

You freaking, flippin', moronic frat boy! By Sherrilyn Kenyon Flippin Freaking Moronic Boy Frat

Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself. By Dave Courtney Agree Idiot Step Turning

It really takes an effort to appear stupider than you are. By Muriel Barbery Effort Stupider

Most right-wing person I know! By Howard Bloom Rightwing Person

Arrogant. Conceited. Egomaniac! By K. Bromberg Arrogant Conceited Egomaniac