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It's a cat. Boy, you couldn't slip anything past me tonight. By Kim Harrison Boy Cat Tonight Slip Past

Catch Catodon ... cast out his conation. By Gene Wolfe Catodon Catch Cast Conation

Lately, I usually write at the desk in my living-room or bedroom. From time to time, our red and stripy cat named Foxy decides to be my companion, poking his curious caramel-colored nose to the screen, watching me typing, and making attempts to put his paws on the keyboard despite the fact that he knows he is not allowed to; he also loves to arrange "sunbathing sessions for himself, purring joyfully while lying with his belly up under the lamp placed to the left of my computer; and, of course, the cat can't wait for when I happen to have a snack, to beg for some treats that seem to him tastiest if eaten from a caring human's hand. By Sahara Sanders Bedroom Write Desk Livingroom Time

But you needn't try to make us believe you can chloroform a cat," laughed Anne. "It was all the fault of the knothole," protested Phil. "It was a good thing the knothole was there," said Aunt Jamesina rather severely. "Kittens HAVE to be drowned, I admit, or the world would be overrun. But no decent, grown-up cat should be done to death - unless he sucks eggs. By L.m. Montgomery Anne Laughed Make Chloroform Knothole

Cats have a sort of game they play when they meet. A player alternates between watching the strange cat and ignoring her, grooming or examining everything around herself - a dead leaf, a cloud - with complete absorption. It is almost accidental how the two cats approach, a sidelong step and then the sitting again. This often ends in a flurry of spitting and slashing claws, too fast to see clearly, and then one or the other (or both) of the cats leap out of range. The game can have one exchange or many - and is not so different from the first meetings of women. By Kij Johnson Cats Meet Sort Play Game

That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dressed up in a cheap fur coat. By J.d. Salinger Spy Cat German Pot Shot

My eldest cat, "Nigger-Man," was seven years old and had come with me from my home in Bolton, Massachusetts; By H.p. Lovecraft Massachusetts Niggerman Bolton Cat Eldest

Cats have been all over the Internet for many years. This makes total sense, as they seem to spend half their lives trying to stand and sit on the keyboards of our laptops. By Tom Cox Internet Cats Years Sense Laptops

Cat lovers take cover. Believe it or not, in the 15th century, there was a 'sport' involving the swinging of cats (by the tail) into the air where they would become moving targets for archers at fetes, fayres and country festivals. Crowded festivals would be described as having no room to 'swing the cat' as revellers would be in danger of being hit by stray arrows. When By Albert Jack Cover Lovers Cat Festivals Century

Shit, I forgot. This time of the afternoon the bar's probably shut. Half the staff has gone sick again. Mono, I think. Well, let's go look anyway; we might be lucky. We can't go up to my roomit's full of bugs.'Which kind?'Both. By John Brunner Shit Forgot Shut Mono Half

Knowing cats, a lifetime of cats, what is left is a sediment of sorrow quite different from that due to humans: compounded of pain for their helplessness, of guilt on behalf of us all. By Doris Lessing Cats Knowing Humans Compounded Helplessness

Any cat may stare into a fire and see red mice play, By George R R Martin Play Cat Stare Fire Red

One cat watches another catbut they both will never ever be free.Petra HermansOctober 23, 2016 By Petra Hermans Hermansoctober Cat Watches Catbut Freepetra

My eyes widened at the ball of orange fluff squeezing out from under the counter, blinking and stretching. I looked again, not believing. "It's a cat," I said, winning the Pulitzer prize for incredible intellect. By Kim Harrison Counter Blinking Stretching Eyes Widened

Greebo turned upon Granny Weatherwax a yellow-eyed stare of self-satisfied malevolence, such as cats always reserve for people who don't like them, and purred. Greebo was possibly the only cat who could snigger in purr. By Terry Pratchett Granny Weatherwax Greebo Malevolence Purred

You fuck - you ate my cat! By Kendare Blake Fuck Cat Ate

The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time. By Evan Esar Cat Unpredictable Time Animal Advance

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. By Mark Twain Crime Cat Intelligent People Taught

Cats are useless. By Mark Zupan Cats Useless

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture. By Chris Rock Cat Furniture Sneaky Furball Barfs

Cats like keyboards, people like to explore and to discover new mysteries. By Deyth Banger Cats Keyboards People Mysteries Explore

the latest antics of Kitty, who had chased a fly over a washtub with hilarious but soaking results. By Kellyn Roth Kitty Results Latest Antics Chased

When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat sticks up its tail in a rigid, cast-iron manner, arches its back, and wipes its nose up against my trousers; and all is gentleness and peace. When Montmorency meets a cat, the whole street knows about it; and there is enough bad language wasted in ten seconds to last an ordinarily respectable man all his life, with care. By Jerome K. Jerome Poor Pussy Cat Head Rigid

If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it By Lois Greiman Cat Walks Whiskers Damn Groceries

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. By James Thurber Man Glance Sharp Vindictive Cat

When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat By Stieg Larsson Warning Bat Find Motherfucker Tortured

When I find a ladybug I ask the butler to take it outside instead of killing it. By Winston Churchill Find Ladybug Butler Killing

If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very paragraph you are reading, the talented cat draping her tail with miraculous precision over the very line you're not finished with. By Leonore Fleischer Reading Cat Newspaper Table Large

Cats. Furry little sociopaths that we invite into our homes. By Jenna Inouye Cats Furry Homes Sociopaths Invite

Oh, the cat I worked with on 'Game of Thrones' was so badly behaved! It would never do anything it was supposed to do. I was like, 'Get your game together, cat. You're so bad.' By Maisie Williams Thrones Behaved Game Worked Badly

Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club. By Jonathan L. Howard Cats Opportunistic Solitary Ambush Predators

There are no ordinary cats. By Colette Cats Ordinary

The Catt sees not the mouse ever. By George Herbert Catt Mouse

Dying - you can't do that to a cat. By Wislawa Szymborska Dying Cat

Kitten got claws and then some By Jennifer L. Armentrout Kitten Claws

One large cat bounded up the side of the outcrop to stand in full view on an overhanging boulder. She stared down at them, inside their protective enclosure, tilting her head from side to side. Her scarred yellow-brown coat was immaculately groomed, but the long tufting hair of her snout was matted with the bright red smear of uncongealed blood from a recent kill. Her upper lip curved over the top of foot-long saber teeth. By P.j. Parker Side Boulder Large Cat Bounded

The Great and Terrible Humbug, By L. Frank Baum Humbug Great Terrible

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. By Paula Poundstone Axmurderer Problem Cats Exact Moth

What better medicine is there than a cat? By Jennifer Megan Varnadore Cat Medicine

Once upon a time there was a musician who slew his four cats, stuffed them in a garbage can, left the building, and went to visit friends. By Gunter Grass Cats Stuffed Left Building Friends

No, thanks, we're not keen on cat pix. By Ira Levin Pix Keen Cat

I'm a cat person. By Dave Franco Person Cat

Andrew Vachss, the best noir-ey writer in the history of the genre, called cats the lap dancers of the animal world. Give them attention, they're there. Stop, they're outta there. By Maryjanice Davidson Vachss Andrew Genre Called World

I got cat class and I got cat style By Brian Setzer Cat Style Class

Cats are possessed of a shy, retiring nature, cajoling, haughty, and capricious, difficult to fathom. They reveal themselves only to certain favored individuals, and are repelled by the faintest suggestion of insult or even by the most trifling deception. By Pierre Loti Cajoling Haughty Cats Shy Retiring

Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your Cave.' By Rudyard Kipling Servant Cat Friend Cave Walks

No damn cat, no damn Cradle. By Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Cradle Damn Cat

There are cats and cats. By Denis Diderot Cats

Cat, you ruined mom's dress!""Honey, it was ruined when she bought it. By Dr. Seuss Honey Cat Dress Ruined Mom

What cat? Oh! MY CAT. The cat ... that is mine. Oh, she's ... " I had said it was a she, right? "She's fine. All meowing and purring and other cat things. By Cora Carmack Cat Mine Fine Things Meowing

On the edge of a laughing teacupDid Kubla Kat decreeThe the corn fritter festooned with medalsShall make the brownies freeAnd so the walls turned to waterTo let our sorrows drownAs the chairs burned themselves for warmthSo they need not face the clownThen the spoons burst into songAnd all the forks they understoodAs I stared at my talking clawsBecasue this catnip is just that good By Francesco Marciuliano Kubla Kat Good Edge Laughing

He [the cat] liked to peep into the refrigerator and risk having his head shut in by the closing door. He also climbed to the top of the stove, discontinuing the practice after he singed his tail. By Lloyd Alexander Cat Door Peep Refrigerator Risk

Sleepwalking?""Nightmare?""Homicidal psycho jungle cat! By Bill Watterson Nightmare Sleepwalking Homicidal Cat Psycho

It was not I who was teaching my cat to gather rosebuds, but she who was teaching me. By Irving Townsend Teaching Rosebuds Cat Gather

Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse. By Robert A. Heinlein Cats Butterflies Excuse

It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling. By James Nicoll Ceiling Bad Wake Large Cat

Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator. By Dennis Vickers Probing Cat Fly Jar Fart

On my face extended flatI was walloped with a catFor listening at the key-hole of the door. By W.s. Gilbert Door Face Extended Flati Walloped

Who will bell the cat? By William Langland Cat Bell

A voice spoke. It sounded like a lion would speak, if it could talk. I WARNED YOU!In a way that would probably have been comic to watch, Lucinda and I turned, slowly, to see Spider the cat sitting between us and the door.'The cat just spoke,' said Lucinda blankly.'I know,' I said.'Cats don't talk.''I know that, too.'I'm not a cat. And I told you to stay away from here. By Emma L. Adams Cat Spoke Lucinda Voice Warned

Damn tricky cats! By Shelly Laurenston Damn Cats Tricky

We should have learned by now not to be surprised by kittypets.Graystripe By Erin Hunter Kittypetsgraystripe Learned Surprised

Cats are the visible angels of the cities! There is always an eye of a cat observing you somewhere! By Mehmet Murat Ildan Cities Visible Angels Cats Cat

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in? By Eddie Izzard Cat Talked Human Putting Door

Let us roam then, you and I,When the evening is splayed out across the sky[ ... ]Paths that follow like a nagging accusationOf a minor violationTo lead you to the ultimate reproof ... Oh, do not say, 'Bad kitty!'Let us go and prowl the city.In the rooms the cats run to and froAuditioning for a Broadway show.(From The Love Song of J. Morris Housecat) By Henry N. Beard Sky Roam Iwhen Evening Splayed

Leave a door open long enough, a cat will enter. Leave food, it will stay. By Jane Hirshfield Leave Enter Door Open Long

He had too much cat in his blood - a deep-rooted feline twitch that would travel the length of his nerves to tickle his mind at the faintest sign of a mystery, no matter how small. He could no more let a riddle go unsolved than he could pass by the perfect length of colourful wire without picking it up. By Charles De Lint Blood Mystery Small Length Cat

Let's go get the slug gun and shoot some cats By Louis Nowra Cats Slug Gun Shoot

I used to have a cat, an old fighting tom, who would jump through the open window by my bed in the middle of the night and land on my chest. I'd half-awaken. He'd stick his skull under my nose and purr, stinking of urine and blood. Some nights he kneaded my bare chest with his front paws, powerfully, arching his back, as if sharpening his claws, or pummeling a mother for milk. And some mornings I'd wake in daylight to find my body covered with paw prints in blood; I looked as though I'd been painted with roses. By Annie Dillard Cat Tom Fighting Jump Open

Let's to the Kit-Cat Clubb. By Neal Stephenson Clubb Kitcat

I'll tell you what surprises me.""Is it my eyes? Is it my lips?""It's your cat," he said."I don't have a cat.""That's what surprises me.""You think I'm a cat person.""I see you with a cat, definitely. There ought to be a cat slipping along the walls. By Don Delillo Surprises Cat Eyes Lips Said

It seemed Mr. Kitty wanted its food unwrapped. The only good thing was it released her arms, and then her body, as it wiggled back, taking her sleeping bag with it. Prey exposed, the jaguar proceeded to sniff its way up her body. The brush of a damp nose, too close to her girl parts, made her pull up her legs. "Perv. Stay out of there. I've sworn off men for this trip, and that goes for big kitty cats too." It By Eve Langlais Body Unwrapped Wanted Food Kitty

Fourth cat?" "The fourth must be found soon," fretted Broken By Erin Hunter Cat Broken Fourth Fretted Found

I'm not running a cat repair company By Fredrik Backman Company Running Cat Repair

Intelligence in the cat is underrated. By Louis Wain Intelligence Underrated Cat

It had need to beeA wylie mouse that should breed in the cat's care. By John Heywood Care Beea Wylie Mouse Breed

Some people can mess up anything, and computational demonology adds a new and unwelcome meaning to terms like "memory leak" and "debugger. By Charles Stross Debugger Memory Leak People Mess

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble. By John R. Erickson Bravery Trouble Devotion Duty Hath

Ove stomped forward. The cat stood up. Ove stopped. They stood there measuring up to each other for a few moments, like two potential troublemakers in a small-town bar. Ove considered throwing one of his clogs at it. The cat looked as if it regretted not bringing its own clogs to lob back. By Fredrik Backman Ove Forward Stomped Cat Stood

Beelzebug n. Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. By Steven Pinker Beelzebug Satan Form Mosquito Bedroom

No damn cat, and no damn cradle. By Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Damn Cat Cradle

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball. By David C. Holley Ball Things Entertaining Watching Cat

In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. They are those fellows who got mixed up with Catsmeat when he was meaning well. By P.g. Wodehouse London Bent Haggard Machinery Walks

Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. By Dan Greenburg Avoidance Dangerous Companions Writers Watching

Annette sighs. Manfred's been upgrading this robot cat for years, and his ex-wife Pamela used to mess with its neural configuration, too: This is its third body, and it's getting more realistically uncooperative with every hardware upgrade. Sooner or later it's going to demand a litter tray and start throwing up on the carpet. By Charles Stross Annette Sighs Pamela Manfred Years

What has crawled up your butt and died? (Tabitha) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Tabitha Died Crawled Butt

The Core Debugging ProcessThe core of the debugging process consists of four steps:Reproduce:Find a way to reliably and conveniently reproduce the problem on demand.Report erratum Prepared exclusively for castLabs GmbH this copy is (P2.0 printing, February 2010) FIRST THINGS FIRST 18Diagnose:Construct hypotheses, and test them by performing experiments until you are confident that you have identified the underlying cause of the bug.Fix:Design and implement changes that fix the problem, avoid intro- ducing regressions, and maintain or improve the overall quality of the software.Reflect:Learn the lessons of the bug. Where did things go wrong? Are there any other examples of the same problem that will also need fixing? What can you do to ensure that the same problem doesn't happen again? By Paul Butcher Core Debugging Reproduce February Find

A computer and a cat are somewhat alike - they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of the day motionless. They also have secrets they don't necessarily share. By John Updike Alike Purr Stroked Motionless Computer

Run out of cat food, so he set down the bowl so Tiger could have some sustenance. The cat sniffed the contents with curiosity but turned his nose up at it. "Come on, Ty, it's all that we have. And it's got milk-type products in it." The cat met his eyes with malicious intent, accusing him of a poisoning attempt, By Pauline Creeden Tiger Cat Run Food Sustenance

It pays to advertise," Nanny agreed. "This is Greebo. Between you and me, he's a fiend from hell." "Well, he's a cat," said Mrs. Gogol, generously. "It's only to be expected. By Terry Pratchett Nanny Advertise Agreed Greebo Pays

Cat rescue is like a virus," says Des placidely about the cat obsession that has taken over his life. "And once you're infected, it's incurable. By Denise Flaim Des Virus Life Cat Rescue

One large bundle held their all - bed, coffee-mill, looking-glass, hens - all but the cat; she took to the woods and became a wild cat, and, as I learned afterward, trod in a trap set for woodchucks, and so became a dead cat at last. By Henry David Thoreau Bed Coffeemill Lookingglass Hens Cat

A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat's rough tongue. By Jarod Kintz Sandpaper Tongue Brick Smooth Cat

Is this a trial of thoughts, or of kittens?' demanded the Woggle-Bug.'It's a trial of one kitten,' replied the Scarecrow; 'but your manner is a trial to us all. By L. Frank Baum Trial Thoughts Scarecrow Kittens Kitten

[ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone. By Warren Ellis Superrat Gun Telephone Nailed Eyes

Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality - the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. By H.p. Lovecraft Nietzschean Invincibility Pride Freedom Coldness

FogThe fog comeson little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and cityon silent haunchesand then moves on. By Carl Sandburg Fogthe Feet Fog Comeson Cat

You're going to find Tigerstar. Against that fiend, every cat is helpless. By Erin Hunter Tigerstar Find Fiend Helpless Cat

She went stealthily as a cat through this profusion of growth, gathering cuckoo-spittle on her skirts, cracking snails that were underfoot, staining her hands with thistle-milk and slug-slime, and rubbing off upon her naked arms sticky blights which, though snow-white on the apple-tree trunks, made madder stains on her skin; thus she drew quite near to Clare, still unobserved of him. By Thomas Hardy Clare Growth Gathering Skirts Cracking

This was a catastrofuck of colossal proportions. By Cora Carmack Proportions Catastrofuck Colossal