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No human walking the earth thinks of himself as a bullshitter. By Emily Gould Bullshitter Human Walking Earth

Try again, I've gotten much better at detecting your bullshit By Alexandra Bracken Bullshit Detecting

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. By George Carlin Bullshit Folks Bad

Believe this, Bitch. By Laurell K. Hamilton Bitch

You cannot bullshit the stopwatch. By Jade Gurss Stopwatch Bullshit

It's total bullshit," he said. "The whole thing. Eighty percent survival rate and he's in the twenty percent? Bullshit. He was such a bright kid. It's bullshit. I hate it. But it was sure a privilege to love him, huh? By John Green Bullshit Total Percent Thing Eighty

Wipe your mouth,there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips. By John Wagner Wipe Lips Tiny Bit Bullshit

The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit. By Oliver Sykes Person Bullshit Blame Making

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something. By Jon Stewart Vigilance Defence Bullshit Smell

The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it. By Alberto Brandolini Amount Energy Refute Bullshit Order

When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion ... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do. By George Carlin Religion Claims Bullshit Stand Awe

You say you're sick, huh? Well, it looks like you've come down with a case of bullshit. By Justin Halpern Huh Sick Bullshit Case

It's bullshit what that bullshitter says. A story's a story, whether it's beautiful or bullshit. By Hassan Blasim Bullshit Bullshitter Story Beautiful

Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit. By Chuck Palahniuk Bullshit True Nature Soul Human

Money talks, bullshit walks. By David Lagercrantz Money Talks Bullshit Walks

Claiming certainty without corroborating evidence is stupid. By Han Fei Claiming Stupid Certainty Corroborating Evidence

To recognize bullshit, nose is better than ear. By Toba Beta Bullshit Nose Ear Recognize

The first day of school is bullshit By Lauren Barnholdt Bullshit Day School

Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it By Eric Ambler Lie Bullshit

There's no truth anymore. By Johnny Depp Anymore Truth

Bullshit takes no genius,even fool senses its' foul. By Toba Beta Bullshit Foul Geniuseven Fool Senses

The toughest bullshit to cut through, is one's own. By Joseph L. Galloway Toughest Bullshit Cut

Hoax needed to complete the premises of truth. By Toba Beta Hoax Truth Needed Complete Premises

Bullshit was the adult version of Santa Claus. For reasons I'll never comprehend, the general population seemed to enjoy wallowing, spouting, and believing in bullshit. By Penny Reid Claus Santa Spouting Bullshit Adult

Not just pain, but bullshit. Avoiding bullshit. By Robert Greene Bullshit Pain Avoiding

However, it must not be assumed that bullshit always and necessarily has pretentiousness as its motive. By Harry G. Frankfurt Motive Assumed Bullshit Necessarily Pretentiousness

For people considering suicide, it is bullshit. Endure the moment. By Courtney Love Suicide Bullshit People Endure Moment

Another thing about pain - it renders you incapable of bullshit. By Gwen Mitchell Pain Bullshit Thing Renders Incapable

How unconvincing. Try again. By Jeaniene Frost Unconvincing

Everything anyone says when they have an agenda is bullshit, and bullshit isn't necessarily false, but it's never really the truth either. So when someone's bullshitting, you need to pay a little more attention. By Caliban Darklock False Bullshit Agenda Necessarily Truth

I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof. By H.m. Ward Bullshit Time Fool Bullshitproof Person

And as an afterthought, this too must be told: Some people have taken pure bullshit and turned it into gold. By Neil Young Afterthought Told Gold People Pure

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. By Jim Cornette Allergy Bullshit Bad Allergic

Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion. By Justin Halpern Advice Bullshit Opinion Asshole

What a fucking joke. By Aravind Adiga Joke Fucking

nonsense can also be real By Siri Hustvedt Nonsense Real

You can say shit. I've heard it before. By Kristen Proby Shit Heard

was still wrong. By Britt Simpson Wrong

I can't help it. Tolbert seems to respond to my brand of bullshit. It's a gift.""Well, I want your gift. Please, master, teach me how to bullshit. By Elle Kennedy Bullshit Tolbert Master Gift Gift

Facts are stupid things. By Ronald Reagan Facts Things Stupid

Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself. By Winston Churchill Trust Statistics Fake

We have been sitting here all night bullshitting and we still don't know what to do. By Tao Lin Sitting Night Bullshitting

And You win. Period. By Vikrmn Period Win

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. By Justin Halpern Bullshit Tornado House Talk Dies

Crap. I was a lying chicken. By Lauren Myracle Crap Chicken Lying

It might not be true, but that doesn't mean it's nonsense. By Patrick Rothfuss True Nonsense

Can you believe this crap ? By Jon-Erik Hexum Crap

If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band, By A Meredith Walters Music Band Bullshit Big Brass

Don't even try your bullshit with us...! You psycho idiot, certifiable, father-complex, bitch! By Haruka Takachiho Certifiable Fathercomplex Bitch Bullshit Idiot

You do realize fairytales are bullshit, he said. By Monica Alexander Bullshit Realize Fairytales

Believe that story false that ought not to be true. By Richard Brinsley Sheridan True Story False

Believe nothing till it's officially denied. By David Mitchell Denied Till Officially

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit. By Joe Rogan Bullshit Entire Civilization Built Foundation

You really have to believe it. By Donald Trump

The truth is you don't know shit. I don't know shit. Nobody knows shit. By Rick Yancey Shit Truth

You need your intelligence and your skepticism. By Thomas Moore Skepticism Intelligence

Bullshit, after every shit you say... you keep saying shit. Please stop! By Deyth Banger Bullshit Shit Stop

Most of what writers write about their work is ill-informed bullshit. By Stephen King Bullshit Writers Write Work Illinformed

people say crazy things By Adele People Things Crazy

Let the bullshitters have their bullshit. You and me, we have lives to live. And once you open your mouth to respond to their bullshitwell, that's when you're knee-deep in it. By Daniel Clausen Bullshit Bullshitters Bullshitwell Lives Live

When it comes to BULLSHIT ... BIG-TIME, MAJOR LEAGUE BULLSHIT ... you have to stand IN AWE, IN AWE of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. By George Carlin Bullshit Awe Major Bigtime League

If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you. By Neil Degrasse Tyson Bullshitting Successful Hanging People Smarter

Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time. By George Carlin Easily Religion Time Greatest Bullshit

Some people have a peculiar faculty for denying facts. By George D. Prentice Facts People Peculiar Faculty Denying

I take a deep breath. It smells suspiciously like bullshit in here. By Courtney Summers Breath Deep Smells Suspiciously Bullshit

There are always going to be skeptics. Prove them wrong. By Robert Kiyosaki Skeptics Prove Wrong

It's so obviously bogus, no one will look for a second layer of, er, bogusity. By Lois Mcmaster Bujold Bogusity Bogus Layer

It's a piece of piss. You know what I do? I just get up and read the paper. Then people ask questions, and I just bullshit. Actively bullshit, as opposed to passively. That's the best bit. Just bullshitting. Piece of utter piss. By Neil Gaiman Piss Bullshit Piece Paper Questions

Shut your fucking face. By Clint Eastwood Shut Face Fucking

Facts don't lie. People do. By Frank Sonnenberg Facts Lie People

One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit. By Harry G. Frankfurt Bullshit Salient Features Culture

It is not nonsense and nobody asked you; you aren't competent to have an opinion about it. By Robert A. Heinlein Nonsense Asked Competent Opinion

You must be an intellectual. A normal person would never believe a thing like that. By George Orwell Intellectual Normal Person Thing

The climate change argument is absolute crap By Tony Abbott Crap Climate Change Argument Absolute

Fact is what people believe. By Charles P. Pierce Fact People

You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit. By Jon Gruden Man Hate Guys Film Bullshit

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. By Douglas Adams Prove

Let your life be your argument. By Albert Schweitzer Argument Life

What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being. By Bill Walton Pathetic Play Human

Because that's bullshit. Okay, maybe the Las Vegas thing was our fault, well mostly Uncle Jared's and Jason's fault, but it was supposed to be a twenty-four hour buffet," he explained. "And that Disneyworld thing," he shook his head in disgust, "was all a simple misunderstanding. There was no need to get the police involved," he said on a sniff. By R.l. Mathewson Bullshit Fault Thing Las Vegas

Don't believe everything you hear By Sara Shepard Hear

Truth is overrated. By Rob Davis Truth Overrated

You cannot believe everything you hear By Jude Morgan Hear

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. By Horace Mann Year Idiot Story Day End

Sometimes when someone tells a ridiculous lie, it is best to ignore it entirely. By Lemony Snicket Lie Ridiculous Ignore

You 'will never belive it. By Luis J. Rodriguez Belive

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day. By Dane Cook Day Smell Bullshit Mile Harder

Believable has nothing to do with true By Paul Acampora Believable True

Confidence in nonsense is required. By Burt Rutan Confidence Required Nonsense

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Screw Reality Leo Porsche Dog

That claim was not intended to be a factual statement. By Jon Kyl Statement Claim Intended Factual

You are fake news. By Donald J. Trump Fake

YOUR BRAIN IS YOUR BITCH By Jen Sincero Bitch Brain

Bollocks! Bollocks, bollocks. By Peter F. Hamilton Bollocks

The more crap you believe, the better off you are. By Charles Bukowski Crap

Get your news from six or nine sources and you can usually tell the bullshit from the reality. By Mira Grant Reality Sources Bullshit

When the sky's falling, I take shelter under bullshit. By Scott Lynch Falling Bullshit Sky Shelter

Belief" is a bullshit word! By John Baker Belief Word Bullshit

There are only three people in life you can never foolpawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm bullshit-proof. By Scott Lynch Whores Foolpawnbrokers Mother People Life

Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus. By Keith Waterhouse Ninetyfive Statistics Including Bogus Percent