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Club bitch? What dumbass female would want to call herself a club bitch with this fucking jerk around? By R.j. Lewis Club Bitch Dumbass Female Call

I'm the bitch who makes you a man. By Gillian Flynn Man Bitch Makes

A perfect woman's but a softer man. By Alexander Pope Man Perfect Woman Softer

I'm the type that'll give any man a chance to come correct before leavin in a ambulance By Lord Finesse Ambulance Type Give Man Chance

Thank bloody Christ this is the right bloke. Wicked difficult getting the sod. By Jeaniene Frost Christ Bloke Bloody Wicked Sod

If Peter Pecker picked a pack of pecker partners, how many pecker partners would Peter Pecker pick? By Madison Parker Pecker Peter Partners Pick Picked

A comely olde man as busie as a bee. By John Lyly Bee Comely Olde Man Busie

After all, what is 'a man' nowadays? Somebody who stands alone, independent of all ties. By Stuart Miller Nowadays Man Independent Ties Stands

Are you a man or a mouse? By Kate Dicamillo Mouse Man

scrotum. By David Levithan Scrotum

I'm a gentleman. By Rod Stewart Gentleman

Once a gentleman, and always a gentleman. By Charles Dickens Gentleman

Ben," Max said, leaning back in his chair with a giant grin. "It's finally happened."I groaned, resting my head on my hand."You got your period?" Bennett asked. "Congratulations.""No, you twat," Max said, laughing. "I'm talking about Will. He's gone arse over tits for a girl. By Christina Lauren Ben Max Leaning Grin Congratulations

Don't write about Man; write about a man. By E.b. White Man Write

You are not only a man, you are a superior man: a man who does his best to live as love in the world and in his intimacy, a man whose heart remains open and whose truth remains strong ... By David Deida Man Remains Intimacy Strong Superior

One of those guys you just want to shove down and lick all over. Which I did, actually. He's nasty in bed, too, never tried some of that shit before. Pierced dick. I shit you not. By Joanna Wylde Guys Shove Lick Shit Bed

An idealist. The most dangerous kind of man there was. And By James S.a. Corey Idealist Dangerous Kind Man

I'm 'That Guy.' That's what most people call me, and I'm fine with that. By Tyler Labine Guy People Call Fine

A punching bag. The guy was pounding on a punching bag. That realization took about a nanosecond to register in her brain before the real important information came to the forefront: LoriSue, God bless her slutty little soul, had been absolutely correct. He was male-stripper material, and he'd been thoughtful enough to strip to a pair of athletic shorts on his very first night in the neighborhood. By Susan Donovan Bag Punching God Lorisue Guy

They sound funny, and he realizes that these guys are not guys nor fellas. They are blokes. Chaps. Mates. They are Brits. By Anonymous Guys Funny Fellas Sound Realizes

someone who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own... By Marc Cameron Hates Bone Woman Body

The sort of lad I am looking for is a kid who will nutmeg Kevin Keegan in training, then step aside him in the corridor By Bob Paisley Kevin Keegan Training Corridor Sort

What's his name? By Anthony Marra

One of those middle-aged mediocrities so common in London clubs who have no enemies, but are thoroughly disliked by their friends; By Oscar Wilde London Enemies Friends Middleaged Mediocrities

young gentleman with whom she's been osculating on By Jonathan Franzen Young Gentleman Osculating

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else By Mae West Long Man Guessing Find Answer

I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man. By John Corwin Chubby Bcup Short Manzier Man

He is a boy sleeping against the mosque wall, ejaculates wet dreaming into a thousand cunts pink and smooth as sea shells ... By William S. Burroughs Wall Ejaculates Shells Boy Sleeping

A single man, he said he loved women but preferred engines. By Colum Mccann Man Engines Single Loved Women

If you wanted to show that someone was a good chap, the essence of a good and clean Englishman, you would say that he was an athlete. By David Lagercrantz Englishman Good Chap Athlete Wanted

What kind of man eats your fish when you won't sleep with him? By Stephanie Rowe Kind Man Eats Fish Sleep

Dogger had once warned me to be wary of any man who introduced himself as 'Mr.' It was an honorific, he said, a mark of respect to be bestowed by others, but never, ever, under any circumstances, upon oneself. By Alan Bradley Dogger Honorific Circumstances Oneself Warned

Alright, macho babe boy, I'm not some little ditz to bat my eyelashes at the buff stud in black leather. Don't try your he-man tactics with me. I'll have you know, in my office, I'm known as the ball-breaker. (Amanda) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Alright Macho Boy Leather Babe

A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking. By Jon Stewart Thinking Guy People

A brave man, whose only fault was being a woman. By Albert Einstein Man Woman Brave Fault

Mother... fucker... By V.e Schwab Mother Fucker

I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on. By Tim Vine Phoned Local Ramblers Club Today

I just got called Nigel ... By Elijah Wood Nigel Called

people, the kind of man who By Nicholas Sparks People Kind Man

Check it out. I got a new name tag today." He unclipped it and held it out toward me.I looked at it. "A. GUY."He grinned. "Someone actually asked me what the A stood for," he said, his hand brushing mine as he took the tag back, sliding it into his pocket. "I said Larry. By Elizabeth Scott Check Tag Today Larry Guy

tall, dark-haired guy By Barbara Delinsky Tall Darkhaired Guy

Ful wys is he that kan himselve knowe. By Geoffrey Chaucer Ful Knowe Wys Kan Himselve

Basically the sort of guy who looks entirely at home in sockless white loafers and a mint-green knit shirt from Lacoste. By David Foster Wallace Lacoste Basically Sort Guy Home

Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist. By Ralph Waldo Emerson Whoso Nonconformist Man

An optimist and a gentleman, I like that in my men. By Karen Azinger Gentleman Men Optimist

Who in the hot hunk of sex are you? By Harper Sloan Hot Hunk Sex

She's a bike. A tart. A slut. She'll be buried in a Y-shaped coffin. A baggage. A hussy. She's the good time that was had by all. A wanton floozy." She looked closely at him, but he still seemed to be stuck on cricket. "A nymphomaniac."The use of a technical term shook him from his paralysis. Realisation flooded his face and a silent "Oh!" filled his mouth. By Jonathan L. Howard Bike Tart Yshaped Slut Coffin

He'd had a few sordid gay experiences. He'd wrestled with an obese neighbour boy in Clermont-Ferrand when he was fourteen and last year had been approached in the Clermont-Ferrand train station loo by an obscene old man who'd removed his dentures, wagged his tongue, and pointed to his open, pulsing mouth. By Edmund White Experiences Sordid Gay Clermontferrand Dentures

I'm a horse of a man! By Jeremy Clarkson Man Horse

He's just a proper man who likes to fuck other men, that's all. By Neil Gaiman Men Proper Man Fuck

A man of the utmost insignificance. By George Curzon, 1St Marquess Curzon Of Kedleston Insignificance Man Utmost

a man without birth, without courage, without conduct. For my part, I declare, sir, it shall never be said that I made such a man my master. By Sarah Vowell Birth Courage Conduct Man Sir

A man who keeps on going; a man who keeps his eye on the ball. By Ian Paisley Man Ball Eye

The definition of a gentleman is a man who enters a revolving door in front of you and exits behind you. By Chloe Thurlow Definition Gentleman Man Enters Revolving

A tall, dark, cold eyed, warm lipped, firm chinned, young man of thirty By C.n. Williamson Dark Tall Cold Eyed Warm

I was worried I'd scared you off," I said as I slid into the passenger seat. "Being too gay and all." "No - I, er ... " He hesitated, and I looked at him sharply. Well, slightly less bluntly, anyway. My head still hurt. "I don't have a problem with you being gay, Jude. I'm ... well, I'm into blokes myself." "You are?" I may have squeaked a bit. "But you're so ... " Butch, I should have said. And manly, and muscular, and gorgeous, and I bet you're hairy too in all the right places. What came out was, "Straight. By J.l. Merrow Seat Worried Scared Slid Passenger

Call me anything you like, but don't call me a lady. By Charlotte Whitton Call Lady

The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters. By Lewis Carroll Letters Proper Definition Man Animal

pocket lizard licker. By Anonymous Pocket Licker Lizard

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties. By Tracy Brogan Melter Panty Panties Exceedingly Rare

Never met a wiseman if so its a woman! By Kurt Cobain Woman Met Wiseman

The only man I've ever been attracted to, and he comes with a bloody contract, a flogger, and a whole world of issues. By E.l. James Contract Flogger Issues Man Attracted

a virtuous person, By David Eagleman Person Virtuous

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't. By Mark Twain Gentleman Play Banjo

Who does this teenage version of the Brawny paper-towel guy think he's kidding? By Rick Yancey Brawny Kidding Teenage Version Papertowel

member of the upper crust. He's a working class bloke, born with a tin spoon in his mouth. In our By Magda Alexander Member Crust Upper Bloke Born

It's a lucky man, a very lucky man, who is committed to what he believes, who has stifled intellectual detachment and can relax in the luxury of his emotions - like a tipsy traveller resting for the night at wayside inn. By Alexander Pushkin Man Lucky Emotions Inn Committed

If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine By David Lloyd Test Bowler Engine Bloke Match

The gentleman is a man of truth. By Ralph Waldo Emerson Truth Gentleman Man

What is a gentleman, anyway?He's a man who prefers the first edition of a book to the last edition of a newspaper. By F Scott Fitzgerald Edition Gentleman Newspaper Man Prefers

See, that's what I want more of. A little spunk!''Fuck off!' I yell, shocking myself with my vulgar language.'Ooh, yes, carry on, you filthy-mouthed bitch!'I gasp and swing around, finding him grinning from ear to ear. 'Wanker.''Cow.''Tosser.'He grins some more. 'Dog.''Shirt-lifter,' I retort.'Tart.'I recoil, horrified. 'I am not a tart! By Jodi Ellen Malpas Fuck Ooh Ear Tart Wanker

I'm just a normal working class boy from Belfast. By Kenneth Branagh Belfast Normal Working Class Boy

I am a man who knows nothing, guesses sometimes, finds frequently and who's always amazed. By Villiers De L'isle-Adam Guesses Finds Amazed Man Frequently

Today, people call each other 'guys' - this derives from Guy Fawkes, the bomb-making terrorist. No greater tribute has ever been paid to anyone in the history of politics. By Michael Leunig Today Guys Fawkes Guy People

A gentlemen is one who never strikes a woman without provocation. By H.l. Mencken Provocation Gentlemen Strikes Woman

your uncle Geoffrey. By Catherine Coulter Geoffrey Uncle

One of those unfortunate women who did not find nice men interesting. She found undesirables desirable. She sought out unpleasant boyfriends, then complained about them as though the government had allocated them to her. By Carrie Fisher Interesting Unfortunate Women Find Nice

A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out. By George Bernard Shaw Gentleman Puts World

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. By Fred Allen Gentleman Man Hit Woman Hat

A man ... needs to get out in the open air and sweat and blow off the stink. By William Kittredge Man Stink Open Air Sweat

I am a gay man who loves James Bond films and snooker - all kinds of working-class pursuits. By Mark Gatiss James Bond Snooker Pursuits Gay

a misbegotten cockwaffle. By Kevin Hearne Cockwaffle Misbegotten

You're not a man, you're a mushroom! By Antoine De Saint-Exupery Man Mushroom

A ridiculous-looking little man. The sort of little man one could never take seriously. By Agatha Christie Man Ridiculouslooking Sort

A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure. By Charlie Chaplin Tramp Gentleman Poet Dreamer Fellow

Who has a house for ten years and doesn't own a drill? - KerryA gay man who has the phone number of a really hot carpenter. - Malcolm By Jaime Samms Drill House Ten Years Malcolm

A Gentleman is a prime example of what a man should be. By Pontius Joseph Gentleman Prime Man

An English gentleman is someone who knows exactly when to stop being one. By Maya Rodale English Gentleman Stop

It's no wonder we're always getting' mistaken for queers. Look at us - a bunch'a proper men, never growin' old, 'angin' about in the dark, bitin' other men on the neck. They don't fear us 'cause we got claws and fangs; they fear us 'cause they think we're comin' after their sons. By Seth Grahame-Smith Mistaken Queers Angin Bitin Men

What kind of guy goes to every city, has sex with every girl, then he goes and catches HIV, By Donald Sterling Hiv City Girl Kind Guy

I'm a woman, kid. You probably haven't met one before, coming as you do from this backward place, but it's like a man only smarter and with bigger balls. By Sebastien De Castell Kid Woman Coming Place Balls

Every modern male has, lying at the bottom of his psyche, a large, primitive being covered with hair down to his feet. Making contact with this Wild Man is the step the Eighties male or the Nineties male has yet to take. That bucketing-out process has yet to begin in our contemporary culture. By Robert Bly Male Lying Psyche Large Primitive

You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble. By George Carlin Day Watching Piss Trouble Show

I would never sign on to a project that was male-bashing, because first and foremost I'm a man ... what guy would sign on for that? By Michael Ealy Malebashing Man Sign Project Foremost

The world's most effeminate heterosexual, Daniel Johns By Art Alexakis Daniel Johns Heterosexual World Effeminate

What am I? Do I know? I am a man: quite simply, a 'breather.' By Marcel Duchamp Breather Man Simply

I wondered what sort of woman loved a man like that. By Jon Ronson Wondered Sort Woman Loved Man

The gentlemanly Number 23 would have never made such a crude statement to a lady. But I was not a lady. Sure, I was intelligent and strong, but I dared to be wide open. I was Maggie Young, chaser of boys, writer of scandal, dropper of f-bombs, tits on a stick. By Maggie Young Number Lady Gentlemanly Made Crude

A middle-aged man who's probably down to jerking off every other day. A weary man of forty who's already seen everything come around twice, who let me fuck him that once in a hole where whole armies of men have doubtless passed. By Edmund White Day Man Middleaged Jerking Passed

To be sure he's a Man, the male must see to it that the female be clearly a Woman, the opposite of a Man, that is, the female must act like a faggot. By Valerie Solanas Man Woman Female Faggot Male