Explore a collection of the most beloved and motivational quotes and sayings about Bed. Share these powerful messages with your loved ones on social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, or on your personal blog, and inspire the world with their wisdom. We've compiled the Top 100 Bed Quotes and Sayings from 99 influential authors, including Becca Fitzpatrick,Zora Neale Hurston,Demetri Martin,Michael Bassey Johnson,Tanya Masse, for you to enjoy and share.

All I can think about is bed." "We're sharing the same thought." "You're thinking about bed too?" "I'm thinking about YOU in MY bed. By Becca Fitzpatrick Bed Thinking Thought Sharing

The bed was no longer a daisy-field for her and Joe to play in. It was a place where she went and laid down when she was sleepy and tired. By Zora Neale Hurston Joe Bed Longer Daisyfield Play

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed. By Demetri Martin Beer Bed Drink Turns

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom. By Michael Bassey Johnson Bed Horny Honor Freedom Wisdom

My bed is the magical place where I love to overthink like a PSYCHO. By Tanya Masse Psycho Bed Magical Place Love

Some nights the bed is endlessly wide, some nights it contains all the loneliness in the world. Some nights it is soft and promising, when waiting for sleep is the best part of the day. Some nights, like this one, the bed is hard, the mattress an enemy that wants to force your thoughts into the wrong track, that seems to want to mock you for lying there alone, without another body to rest into and against. By Mons Kallentoft Nights Bed Wide World Endlessly

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning. By P. J. O'rourke Morning People Imagined Bed Found

And bed, he thought. Bed is my friend. Just bed, he thought. Bed will be a great thing. It is easy when you are beaten, he thought. I never knew how easy it was. And what beat you, the thought. By Ernest Hemingway, Thought Bed Easy Friend Thing

With a bed, you can sleep in it in a safe shelter which means that if you die, you will re-spawn in your bed and your items won't disappear. By William Herobrine Bed Die Disappear Sleep Safe

To read in bed is to draw around us invisible, noiseless curtains. Then at last we are in a room of our own and are ready to burrow back, back to that private life of the imagination we all led as a child and to whose secret satisfactions so many of us have mislaid the key. By Clifton Fadiman Invisible Noiseless Curtains Read Bed

I love my bed. It is larger than a desk and better designed to hold books and papers. It is softer than a desk and better designed for naps. It is the center of all good things. And day or night, everyone knows where to find me. By Cathleen Schine Bed Desk Love Designed Papers

You're sleeping in my bed.""Which is more unsanitary than the couch, I'm sure.""There's never been anyone in my bed but me. By Jamie Mcguire Bed Couch Sure Sleeping Unsanitary

Some people make bad bed. They just have to lie in it. By Virginia Woolf Bed People Make Bad Lie

Confrontation while lounging in bed. By J.d. Robb Confrontation Bed Lounging

You want to come home to a nice firm bed with the corners tucked in so you start over, like each night is like a new night. By Gabrielle Union Night Home Nice Firm Bed

the bed, narrow apple-green draperies at By Mary Higgins Clark Bed Narrow Applegreen Draperies

In bed by herself: adorable condition. By Elizabeth Von Arnim Adorable Condition Bed

A question: when is a bed not a bed? When it is angled lie-flat. My back hurts, my legs ache and my clothes are all rumpled - and all because the airline, which claimed to have a bed, actually offered up a torture machine which I prefer to call a slide. By Richard Quest Bed Question Lieflat Angled Hurts

We all know the experience of sitting in bed feeling exhilarated one day and lackluster the very next. The issue is not whether we need to find a more fulfilling bed. By Alexandra Katehakis Bed Experience Sitting Feeling Exhilarated

It is in bed that we learn to bear the inevitable. We are learning this all the time while we lie with our face turned to the wall thinking we are doing nothing. By J. E. Buckrose Inevitable Bed Learn Bear Learning

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. By George Burns Bed Stay Make Money

There are not enough poems in praise of bed ... By Sylvia Townsend Warner Bed Poems Praise

Those who don't have a bed at all, you eliminate on the spot. From those who remain, you eliminate the owners of any dirty or slovenly beds. And when only those who have clean and tidy beds remain, you choose the one you find most attractive. Unfortunately, the method is not a hundred per cent foolproof. You can make a terrible mistake." "You're By Andrzej Sapkowski Eliminate Spot Remain Beds Bed

can rent a bed. It's either By Danielle Steel Bed Rent

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded. By John Dobbin Reality Eyes Brain Good Bed

What a magical thing is the bed, and what a vulnerable, innocent creature is the sleeping human - the human who never looks more truthful or pitiful or benign; the curled-up, childlike dreaming soul who has for a few hours become an angel adrift. By Michael Leunig Human Bed Vulnerable Innocent Benign

Some people make a bad bed, they just have to lie in it. By Virginia Euwer Wolff Bed People Make Bad Lie

Is the bed comfortable? Please say no. Just give me any reason to get you in my bed. By Elizabeth Finn Comfortable Bed Give Reason

lying on "mattress graves. By Christopher Hitchens Lying Mattress Graves

Have you ever noticed that however uncomfortable you might have been when you first went to bed - the room too hot or too cold; the pillows not quite right; the mattress lumpy; the sheets scratchy by the time you should get up, your bed has transformed itself into the Platonic ideal of beds? The room is cool, the bed is soft, and the pillow may as well have been God's Own Headrest. The transformation inevitably happens, of course, when you're obligated to get up and out, when nothing sounds better than hunkering down in a pile of cool cotton. By Chloe Neill Platonic Bed Room Cold Lumpy

Commune with your own heart on your bed and be still. By Maimonides Commune Heart Bed

What do you say we go find a hotel near here, have a nice dinner, hot showers and call it a night. I'd like to sleep in your bed, too." "What did you say?" "I said I'd like to sleep in a bed, too." "Oh. By Penelope Ward Dinner Hot Night Sleep Bed

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are. By Malcolm Bradbury Beds Intimate People

I put a row of toys on the bed. A brown-haired Barbie doll, then a Lego ambulance...then a gray Buckbeak the Hippogriff. By Emily Barr Bed Put Row Toys Hippogriff

A little while after we'd moved into the depot, we heard Mom and Dad talking about buying us kids real beds, and we said they shouldn't do it. We liked our boxes. They made going to bed seem like an adventure. pg. 52 By Jeannette Walls Mom Dad Depot Moved Heard

You look good there." "Where?""In my bed." Duuuuude.Zart, Lindy (2014-11-20). Roomies (p. 110). Kindle Edition. By Lindy Zart Lindy Duuuuudezart Roomies Good Edition

If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen> By Foster "Raul" Mkhabele Bed Kitchen Breakfast Concider Sleeping

children get to bed now. By Harper Lee Children Bed

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams. By Edward Verrall Lucas Bed Adventurous Things Left Dreams

I lay in the middle of an orgy-sized bed without the orgy, or anybody for company except a butterfly flirting with the sheers over the window. By Karen Chance Orgy Window Lay Middle Orgysized

Give me a bed and a book and I am happy. By Logan Pearsall Smith Give Happy Bed Book

In the bed of suspicion, no cushion can make a man to sleep By Mehmet Murat Ildan Suspicion Sleep Bed Cushion Make

BED. He smelled his adult sweat, tasted it By David Baldacci Bed Sweat Tasted Smelled Adult

This is us, then, at night. Two men, slowly crumbling, minding our business in the bed we flip four times a year to extend its life. I've got my side, Kenny's got his, and from time to time we meet in the middle to do what Men Like That (like us) do in a bed; it's not always hot, not after all this time, but it's reassuring. Mostly, though, we sleep. We like to. We work hard. We need it. By Richard Kramer Time Night Men Bed Kenny

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food. By Niall Horan Love Food Bed

We do not go to bed in single pairs; even if we choose not to refer to them, we still drag there with us the cultural impedimenta of our social class, our parents' lives, our bank balances, our sexual and emotional expectations, our whole biographies-all the bits and pieces of our unique existences. By Angela Carter Pairs Class Lives Balances Expectations

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up. By Daphne Zuniga Sleeping Love Men Bed Wake

Half Asleep in Frogg pajamas. By Tom Robbins Asleep Frogg Half Pajamas

His bed was where they slept and where the great thing people warned about or giggled about took place. It was not so much painful as dull. Cee thought it would get better later. Better turned out to be simply more, and while the quantity increased, its pleasure lay in its brevity. By Toni Morrison Place Bed Slept Great Thing

Wait. What?" I demand. He releases me with a wet pop. "You. Me. We're a thing, if I do you in my bed." "Says who?" My words are tough, but I've heated up faster than the top-of-the-line stove I spotted in his spiffy kitchen. "Says me. My bed is a temple. It's reserved for solo spanks. And girlfriends. By Sarina Bowen Wait Bed Demand Pop Thing

Will you mess up my bed with me? By Angeline Kace Mess Bed

This bed yawnsbeneath the weightof our absent selves. By Maya Angelou Bed Yawnsbeneath Weightof Absent

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it. By Grace Slick Matter Big Soft Warm Bed

I'm going to bed, where I may die. By Diana Wynne Jones Bed Die

This could be heaven or this could be hell'?""A lot will depend on the mattress. By Josh Lanyon Mattress Heaven Hell Lot Depend

In bed," she said calmly. "I want you to come to bed with me. By Diana Gabaldon Calmly Bed

Ugh - moral choice: couch or bed, couch or bed? The decision was taken out of my hands as Noah hooked a finger on my back belt loop and tugged me, backward, toward the bed. His arms snaked around my waist and pulled me down alongside him. By Katie Mcgarry Couch Bed Ugh Moral Choice

The sleep which lay heavy upon the furniture, the room, the whole surroundings of which I formed but an insignificant pat and whose unconsciousness I should very soon return to share. By Marcel Proust Furniture Room Share Sleep Lay

Reading in bed can be heaven, assuming you can get just the right amount of light on the page and aren't prone to spilling your coffee or cognac on the sheets. By Stephen King Reading Heaven Assuming Sheets Bed

My best office is my bed. By Philippe Starck Bed Office

I can't bear to look at my bed without seeing you in it. By Michelle Hodkin Bear Bed

Sprawled out on the photographer's mattress with my clothes lying in a heap somewhere in the kitchen, I pull the waistband of my briefs down to expose my hipbones, and I think of home. By Kris Kidd Sprawled Kitchen Hipbones Home Photographer

It is a delicious moment, certainly, that of being well nestled in bed, and feeling that you shall drop gently to sleep. The good is to come, not past; the limbs have just been tired enough to render the remaining in one posture delightful; the labour of the day is gone By Leigh Hunt Moment Bed Sleep Delicious Nestled

Where's my bed?!" Dairine shrieked."It's on Pluto," Nita said. "On the winter side, somewhere nice and dark and quiet, where you won't find it if you look all day-which you're not going to have time to do, becaus you'll be in school. By Diane Duane Bed Pluto Nita Dairine Shrieked

There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone. By George Burns Bed Die

I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's all you want out of a bloke. By Len Goodman Bed Snore Good Duvet Sleep

Half the joys and half the sorrows of this world are discovered in bed. By Kathleen Winsor Half Bed Joys Sorrows World

It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company. By Carlos Ruiz Zafon Company Worth Staying Bed Young

Is there anywhere else to sleep tonight ... Anywhere?' I pleaded.There's Mei's office, but you'll have to sleep on the floor I'm afraid.' Mei was one of the Ward 9D dietitians.'I'll sleep on the floor any day. I'm used to it back in the Islands,' I laughed tiredly.I settled down on the floor. The three rugs I had brought to cushion my back worked surprisingly well. It was almost more comfortable than the thin mats on the cold concrete floors of the fales in Samoa. The idea of sleeping in someone's office was the best idea I had had all year. I decided that I would keep this secret to myself. By Ta'afuli Andrew Fiu Sleep Floor Mei Tonight Office

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out. By Arthur Wellesley Bed Time Turns Turn

New Rule: Stop putting all those pillows on the bed. Attention, interior designers, hotel maids, and real housewives of New Jersey: It's a bed, not an obstacle course. I'm sorry, baby, I'd like to make sweet love to you all night long, but by the time I get all that crap off your bed, I'm exhausted. A bed needs only two pillows: one to put my head on, and one to cuddle with and pretend it's Robert Pattinson. By Bill Maher Rule Stop Bed Jersey Putting

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch! By Jennifer Weiner Futons Bed Couch Commit

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do. By Michael Jackson Share Bed Charming Loving Thing

I was polluting the bed with dreams. By Henry Miller Dreams Polluting Bed

As I'm sure you know, to be in one's own room, in one's own bed, can often make a bleak situation a little better. By Lemony Snicket Room Bed Make Bleak Situation

This will be a week that I change your sheets! Don't try to rest the same way you've rested in the past, for I AM remaking your bed to rest in. Know that I AM causing your house to be reordered and redirecting your steps. And because your bed is being made, stay focused and up with Me, until the breakthrough is seen in your life. By Chuck Pierce Sheets Week Change Rest Bed

Only a fool would make the bed every day. By Nancy Spain Day Fool Make Bed

Location. Alaina gave a last pat to the freshly made bed in the newly occupied room and sat down on it, facing Mindy. She smoothed the quilted bedspread beside her as she asked, "Will you sleep here now?" Mindy's nod came without hesitation, but again there were no words, only the fleeting smile, By Kathleen E. Woodiwiss Location Mindy Alaina Facing Gave

Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe. By Malcolm Wilson Universe Afternoon Spent Bed Important

Look for another bed if yours is occupied. I don't want the miserable little bit of your life. You're just not enough for me, my boy. First, you have to live. Kick ass, and let yourself be ass-kicked. One day, when you're totally drunk, up to the top, when you're paralyzed, struggling to move and lying in the mud, then we can talk again. But for now, get real, ok? And now your clear the premises, my darling boy. Your little handful of life is not fucking enough. Keep it. I don't want it. By Wolfgang Borchert Occupied Bed Boy Life Miserable

I'm making the bed now, oh, do come up and bring a sheet grandfather, for every bed must have a sheet. By Johanna Spyri Sheet Grandfather Bed Making Bring

It seems we only sleep well in our own bed. By Georges Perec Bed Sleep

Get over here. We're having intimate bed conversation and I won't do it with a foot of mattress between us. By Jane Seville Intimate Bed Conversation Foot Mattress

I plan on bedding you, well and often. By Meghan Ciana Doidge Plan Bedding

Son, you walked into the den of a master. If you aren't able to extol the virtues of your mattress, Mara will guide you to one that you are. So, while you're here, you need to let Mara show you our Spring Deluxe By Kristen Ashley Son Mara Master Walked Den

There's also something about your bed; it's sort of a symbol of yourself and of your marriage, if you're married. Making your bed doesn't seem to be an important thing in a happy life, and yet it can be that tiny foothold into a more orderly life that sometimes people need. By Gretchen Rubin Marriage Married Bed Sort Symbol

I'm taking you to get a bed. A big-ass bed. One that costs a fucking fortune, By Abbi Glines Bed Taking Fortune Bigass Costs

It was truly an abomination of nature that one always found the most comfortable spot in the bed five minutes before one had to leave it. By Mia Ryan Abomination Nature Found Comfortable Spot

It's not the sort of night for bed, anyhow. By Kenneth Grahame Bed Sort Night

The joy of motherhood: what a mother experiences when all her children are in bed By Barbara Johnson Motherhood Bed Joy Mother Experiences

In my free time, I love to lay in bed. By Elizabeth Reaser Time Bed Free Love Lay

Want to sleep over? By Robin Bielman Sleep

What's so nice about laying in bed all day?" "I don't have to see anybody." "You like that?" "Oh, yes. By Charles Bukowski Day Nice Laying Bed

ends up sleeping in your bed. By Marian Keyes Ends Bed Sleeping

Sleep with me sleep with my dogs- By Sinclair Lewis Sleep Dogs

I love to go to sleep, when bed takes me like a lover By Erica Jong Sleep Lover Love Bed

Leave your bed upon the first desertion of sleep; it being ill for the eye's to read lying, and worse for the mind to be idle; since the head during that laziness is commonly a cage for unclean thoughts. By Frances Osborne Leave Sleep Lying Idle Thoughts

Anne?" said Dacy sitting up in bed and propping his chin on his hands, "Anne, where is sleep? People go to sleep every night, and of course I know it's a place where I do things I dream, but I want to know where it is and how to get there and back without knowing anything about it ... and in my nighty too. Where is it? By L.m. Montgomery Anne Dacy Hands Sleep Sitting

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends. By Samuel Pepys Mighty Friends Proud Spare Bed

I just want some head in a comfortable bed. By Drake Bed Head Comfortable