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A beardless cynic is the shame of nature. By John Milton Nature Beardless Cynic Shame

A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments. By Pawan Mishra Ornaments Goatee Beards Diamonds

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. By W.c. Fields Bearded Women Men Family

To shave off the beard (or any body hair) is to symbolically annihilate the (essentially specious) boundary separating Self from Other By Neal Stephenson Beard Hair Essentially Specious Boundary

It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show. By D.h. Lawrence Beards Neckties Show Men Wore

It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards. By Margaret Mitchell Goatee Annoyed Men Shaven Mustached

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair ... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls ... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips ... and when they touched, yours were like ... that first swallow of wine ... after you just crossed the desert. By Al Pacino Women Hair Genius Made God

And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus. By John Steinbeck Finally Man Circus Time Beard

Have you seen their teeny beards? I had more hair when I was born! By Markus Heitz Beards Teeny Born Hair

I have a beard,' Dr. Montague said, pleased, and looked around at them with a happy beam. 'My wife,' he told them, 'likes a man to wear a beard. Many women, on the other hand, find a beard distasteful. A clean-shaven man - you'll excuse me, my boy - never looks fully dressed, my wife tells me.' He held out his glass to Luke. By Shirley Jackson Montague Beard Pleased Beam Looked

I shave my head & shape my beard myself By Banky W. Head Shape Shave Beard

I think there is a certain fascination with a man's hair. By Justin Hawkins Hair Fascination Man

I'm not big into the caveman look like some guys are. But I think it's pretty awesome that guys are more attuned to themselves and making beards a part of their style. By Jose Bautista Guys Big Caveman Style Pretty

Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards. By Don Drysdale Intimidating Ball Beards Guys Wear

A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave. By John Steinbeck Beard Man Suspect Wore People

It's the beard," I said to my friends matter-of-factly. "It makes me want to just climb up onto his face, hold onto his man-mane, and take a ride. Wait, did I just say that out loud? By J.b. Hartnett Beard Friends Wait Face Hold

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial. By Charles Spurgeon Scriptural Growing Natural Manly Beneficial

Oh, I liked the beard. It covered more of your face. By Ashlan Thomas Beard Face Covered

What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair. By Bryan Cranston Man Hair Facial Intimidating Interesting

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history. By Leslie Mann Women Men Love Hairy Cavemen

Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards. "That little wisp looks like it was just the best he could do," she thought, By Margaret Mitchell Men Shaven Mustached Beards Clean

Nails. The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as if being a man means looking the way a sculptor or an art director says. By Chuck Palahniuk Nails Men Gyms Crowded Guys

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard By George Carlin Tarzan Beard

I like Fidel Castro and his beard. By Bob Dylan Fidel Castro Beard

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!! By Neil Leckman Years Hiding Told Ago Man

I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted. By Charles Manson Busted Long Hair Beard

About two-thirds of the face of Marx is beard, a vast solemn wooly uneventful beard that must have made all normal exercise impossible. It is not the sort of beard that happens to a man, it is a beard cultivated, cherished, and thrust patriarchally upon the world. By H.g.wells Marx Beard Impossible Twothirds Face

beard framing a face that had started to show his age, weathered and lined from years By Richard Allibone Beard Age Weathered Years Framing

There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards. By George Augustus Henry Sala Alphonse Karr Beards Great Truth

Grizzly Adams did have a beard By Lee Trevino Adams Grizzly Beard

I must send a beard to rescue a mustache! By Gail Carriger Mustache Send Beard Rescue

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard. By Max Beesley Beard Reach Puberty Grow

All skinny guys with beards are jerks By Randy Quaid Jerks Skinny Guys Beards

Hair has always been important. By Diana Ross Hair Important

The beard must not be plucked. 'You will not deface the figure of your beard'. By Cyprian Plucked Beard Deface Figure

Why women don't have facial hair. God doesn't cover up anything that looks beautiful. By Tony Sakalauskas Hair Women Facial God Beautiful

Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That wisdom might in youth be gotten, Or wit be ripe before 't was rotten? By Ralph Waldo Emerson Fate Beard West Man Wise

Beard is like Niqab, that covers cheeks By Arsalan Khan Niqab Beard Cheeks Covers

I'm into the scruff. I like an unkempt man. I mean, not like beard to the chest, but I'm definitely a Johnny Depp kinda girl. By Sarah Hay Scruff Johnny Depp Man Unkempt

TIME's Person of the Year for 2006, maintainer of a foot long beard By Abraham J. Williams Time Person Year Maintainer Beard

You must not thinkThat we are made of stuff so fat and dullThat we can let our beard be shook with dangerAnd think it pastime. By William Shakespeare Pastime Thinkthat Made Stuff Fat

Of the opposite sex, I have the moustache and, in general, the face. By Frida Kahlo Sex General Face Opposite Moustache

To grow a philosopher's beard. By Horace Beard Grow Philosopher

I have always believed that hair is a very sure index of character. By Katharine Tynan Character Believed Hair Index

man with a chinchilla beard By Anonymous Man Beard Chinchilla

I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard. By Tom Odell Beard Grow

and French-braided hair, By Danielle Steel Frenchbraided Hair

Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smooth-faced. Well, not all women. I've seen pockets where that's not the case, and that's not good. By Jase Robertson Created Men Smoothfaced Women Facial

An equally shaggy tuft of hair dangled from his chin, the classification somewhere between beard, goatee, and flower gone to seed. By Lindsay Buroker Goatee Chin Beard Seed Equally

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good. By Bill Walton Understand Nasty Beard Western Bob

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still. By Bill Bailey Beard Animal Trained Sit

The newspapers recommended preparations which hastened the growth of the beard, and twenty-four- and twenty-five-year-old doctors, who had just finished their examinations, wore mighty beards and gold spectacles even if their eyes did not need them, so that they could make an impression of "experience" upon their first patients. By Stefan Zweig Doctors Experience Twentyfour Examinations Wore

When I have the beard on I have people behind me in traffic honking their horn. I'm thinking "how in the world?" But it's the beard - it's kind of the stand out thing. By Chuck Norris Horn Beard People Traffic Honking

I love a man with stubble. It's very sexy. By Valerie Azlynn Stubble Love Man Sexy

Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others ... that's gross. By Nadine Velazquez Hairy Backs Men Turn Arms

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion. By G.k. Chesterton Passion Grow Beard Moment

I like a grizzly look as long as it's maintained. Facial hair requires maintenance; you can't just grow it out and be done with it. By Adrianne Palicki Maintained Grizzly Long Facial Maintenance

There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard. By Jean Cocteau Period Man Shaves Beard Returns

I love a nicely groomed guy who smells good. That's important. By Kelly Rowland Good Love Nicely Groomed Guy

A clean and well-cared for appearance should be maintained. Hair styles should be clean and neat, avoiding extreme styles. Mens' hair should be trimmed above the collar, leaving the ears uncovered. If worn, mustaches should be neatly trimmed. Earrings for men are unacceptable, and beards are not acceptable, except for certified medical reasons. By Harold B. Lee Clean Maintained Wellcared Appearance Styles

What of his beard? Are you not of Homer's opinion, who says Youth is most charming when the beard first appears? By Plato Beard Homer Youth Opinion Charming

Beards grow out so fast that if you shave every day, there isn't much of a window for anyone to use them against you - and shaved stubble is too diffuse to make a decent channel anyway. By Jim Butcher Beards Day Grow Fast Shave

Surrender one hair, and you'll end up beardless. By Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Surrender Hair Beardless End

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human. By Danny Pudi Beard Gonna Grow Human Realized

I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards. By Derek Landy Opponents Beards Underestimate Matter Ridiculous

I feel in love with you when you had a beard. By Kristen Ashley Beard Feel Love

All the power is with the sex that wears the beard. By Moliere Beard Power Sex Wears

My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side is shorter than the left." I said, "You gotta be kidding me." So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, "I don't know, that's just the way it grows." By Si Robertson Beard Wife Asked Happened Hey

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven. By Jonas Armstrong Man Cleanshaven Stubble

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches. By Frank Zappa Catholic Mustaches Girls Tiny

Hair, apparently, is the new window to the soul. By Meg Donohue Hair Apparently Soul Window

A learned woman might just as well have a beard, for that expresses in a more recognizable form the profundity for which she strives. By Immanuel Kant Beard Strives Learned Woman Expresses

They wear masks that hide how hairy they are on the inside. By Benjamin Percy Inside Wear Masks Hide Hairy

As I get older, I might need to keep the stubble off. As the years come, it helps to look younger I guess. By Kurt Warner Older Stubble Guess Years Younger

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time. By Jase Robertson Beard Wife Hates Dated Season

Stubble or what?" Eyes still closed he chuckled. "I'm not shaving until our parents let us date again." He kissed my cheek. "What if it takes ... a ... while?" I asked struggling to talk. He'd made his way down to my neck. His tongue circled there slowly. "There are only six or seven weeks until August football practice starts right?" "Hm." His mouth moved up my neck toward my ear. Oh. "Will you be able to stuff your beard into your helmet?" I croaked. In answer he put his lips on my ear. I forgot the next joke I'd planned to make and lost myself in Adam. By Jennifer Echols Stubble Ear Neck Eyes Chuckled

Certain ancient cavilers have gone so far as to deny that the female sex, as opposed to the male sex, is made in the likeness of God, which likeness they must have taken to be, as far as I can tell, in the beard. By Marie De Gournay Sex God Likeness Beard Ancient

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. By Timothy Olyphant Tractor Basic Thing Change Tyre

Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool! By Jon Stewart Body Hair Dad Swimming Kid

I've heard shit about men with beards. I know they're orgasm donors and you definitely needed a donation." (Madison to Avalon) Lol, loved that quote! ;)) By Victoria Ashley Beards Lol Heard Shit Men

So, still not a fan of the beard? Sign me up and call me a convert. By Kristen Callihan Beard Fan Sign Convert Call

Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one. By Stephen King Legends Beards Grow Twentythree Years

Uncommon things that are attractive in women: a gap between the teeth ... a unique fashion sense ... In MEN ... a unique nose ... or accents ... By Emmy Rossum Uncommon Women Teeth Things Attractive

Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head? By Teresa Monachino Man Head Hair Hairs

Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time for any form of hirsute hipster self expression. By Ari Gold Seattle Eagles Band Cult Lose

I can't be one of those hipster guys with a beard when I have a hair campaign. I strive to look a little bit more ... all-American. By C. J. Wilson Campaign Hipster Guys Beard Hair

I kind of like pony tails, beards, maybe a tattoo. My massive obsession - I'm really targeting a niche market here - a hair lip. By Margot Robbie Beards Tails Tattoo Kind Pony

A beard well lathered is half shaven. By Oprah Winfrey Shaven Beard Lathered Half

The beautiful uncut hair of graves. By Walt Whitman Graves Beautiful Uncut Hair

Couldst thou find no other sort of punishment for these sinners but bearding them? By Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra Couldst Thou Find Sort Punishment

The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking. By William Petersen Tired Grissom Subsequently Shaving Beard

When you became a wizard you were expected to stop shaving and grow a beard like a gorse bush. Very senior wizards looked capable of straining nourishment out of the air via their mustaches, like whales. By Terry Pratchett Bush Expected Stop Shaving Grow

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life. By Barry Webster Life Connection Man Hairstyle Matters

I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. By Peyton Manning Guess Truth Hair Desire Grow

The funny thing about having any kind of moustache or beard is it grows on you - in two ways. I mean, it grows on you. It also becomes part of your identity. I've had it for 40 years. I don't think I would recognize the person in the mirror without it. By John W. Boyer Grows Funny Thing Kind Moustache

An old guy with a Hemingway beard and the build of a girl. By Gillian Flynn Hemingway Girl Guy Beard Build

Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's the hair. By Tom Shales Hair Teeth Intellect

In the fifties, no one wore beards. In Eisenhower's day, as in the time of the Founding Fathers, all chins were smooth, while during the Civil War, beards were as common as sepsis. By Donald Hall Fifties Beards Wore Fathers War

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus. By Nick Offerman Illinois Minooka Uncles Mustaches Masculinity

The Disco Group ABBA": They were beards and teeth and natural breasts and whiteness. I By Chuck Klosterman Abba Disco Group Whiteness Beards