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For whoever is lonely there is a tavern. By Georg Trakl Tavern Lonely

If your shoes stick to the bar floor, you may need to re-think using the bar bathroom. By Kimberly J. Dalferes Bar Floor Bathroom Shoes Stick

Membership in the bar is a privilege burdened with conditions. By Benjamin Cardozo Membership Conditions Bar Privilege Burdened

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking. By Casey Stengel Bar Drinking Drink Hotel

Why do we celebrate the opening of a bar so much? By Ian Mackaye Celebrate Opening Bar

If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon. By W.c. Fields Live Saloon Life

After the show the bar began to thin out. Birgitta By Jo Nesbo Birgitta Show Bar Began Thin

Bars are meeting places and places to unwind. But at some point, what is culture unwinding from, and why can't they meet anywhere else? By Ian Mackaye Bars Unwind Places Meeting Point

My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab. By Christopher Titus Tab Parents Divorce Settlement Involved

We named the bar The Bar. "People will think we're ironic instead of creatively bankrupt," my sister reasoned.Yes, we thought we were being clever New Yorkers - that the name was a joke no one else would really get, like we did. Not meta-get ... But our first customer, a gray-haired woman in bifocals and a pink jogging suit, said, "I like the name. Like in Breakfast at Tiffany's and Audrey Hepburn's cat was named Cat. By Gillian Flynn Bar People Yorkers Cat Named

You can never lose a fight in your own bar, because if you do, it's not your bar anymore. By Ilona Andrews Anymore Bar Lose Fight

Fifteen minutes later, cold-showered and somewhat clear-headed, I walked into the bar certain of two things. If I was going to stay in my very comfortable closet, I needed to avoid my new boxing trainer. And I needed a fucking drink. By N.r. Walker Fifteen Coldshowered Clearheaded Things Minutes

A dingy emblem on the door depicted a little boy peeing into a pot. The rest of the bar was equally drab and tasteless. Dim bulbs behind red-tasseled lamp shades barely illuminated each of a dozen maroon vinyl booths, which marched along one wall toward the murky front windows. Chipped Formica tables anchored the booths in place. Opposite the row of booths was a long, scarred wooden bar with uncomfortable-looking stools. Behind the bar, sitting on glass shelves in front of a cloudy mirror, were endless rows of bottles, each looking as forlorn as the folks for whom they waited.He caught the strong odors of liquor and tobacco smoke, and the weaker scents of cleaning chemicals and vomit. In one of the booths , two heads bobbed with the movement of mug-clenching fists. A scrawny bartender with droopy eyelids picked his teeth with a swizzle stick and chatted quietly with a woman seated at the bar. Otherwise the bar was empty. By Robert Liparulo Bar Booths Pot Dingy Emblem

That bar also delineated the realm of sweat and hourly wage, the working world that college was educating me to leave. Rewards in that realm were few. No one congratulated you for clocking out. Your salary was spare. The Legion served as recompense. So the physical comforts you bouth there - hot boudain sausage and cold beer - had value. You attended the place, by which I mean you not only went there but gave it attention your job didn't deserve. Pool got shot not as metaphor for some corporate battle, but as itself alone. And the spiritual comforts-friendship, for instance - couldn't be confused with payback for something you'd accomplished, for in the Legion everybody punched the same clock, drew the same wage, won the same prize. By Mary Karr Realm Leave Bar Delineated Sweat

How much of our literature, our political life, our friendships and love affairs, depend on being able to talk peacefully in a bar! By John Wain Literature Life Affairs Depend Bar

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guyseither for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right. By Eugene Mirman Sports Wrestling Whichever Bars Great

I carry the bars within me. By Franz Kafka Carry Bars

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there! By Rodney Dangerfield Girls Topless Bottomless Sign Bar

In my defense, I was young and there was an open bar. By Jonathan Tropper Defense Bar Young Open

Lola's was not exactly a bar. It was a small beer-and-soda joint. There was a Coca-Cola box full of beer and soda and ice at the left of the door as you came in. A counter with tube-metal stools covered in yellow glazed leather ran down one side of the room as far as the jukebox. Tables were lined along the wall opposite the counter. The stools had long since lost the rubber caps for the legs and made horrible screeching noises when the maid pushed them around to sweep. There was a kitchen in back, where a slovenly cook fried everything in rancid fat. There was neither past nor future in Lola's. The place was a waiting room, where certain people checked in at certain times. By William S. Burroughs Bar Lola Counter Stools Room

We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with. By Owen Jones Wives Bar Girls Cheat Rope

It was like a church in there as only the truly lost sit in bars on Tuesday mornings at 8:00 a.m. By Charles Bukowski Tuesday Church Lost Sit Bars

A pub can be a magical place. By Rhys Ifans Place Pub Magical

When you feel unable to change your bar you have become old. By Graham Greene Feel Unable Change Bar

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. By W.c. Fields Saloon Live Life

I arrived at 7.04 p.m. only to find that the bar did not open until 9.00 p.m. Incredible. No wonder people make mistakes at work. Would it be full of surgeons and flight controllers, drinking until after midnight then working the next day? By Graeme Simsion Incredible Arrived Find Bar Open

the den, drinking beer and arguing over By Bernadette Y. Connor Den Drinking Beer Arguing

Twitter is my bar. I sit at the counter and listen to the conversations, starting others, feeling the atmosphere. By Paulo Coelho Twitter Bar Conversations Starting Feeling

You can't just be a musician; you have to be an entertainer and perform and act just to hit the bar. By Brendon Urie Musician Bar Entertainer Perform Act

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar. By Tommy Cooper Ouch Bar Man Walks Iron

When I think of black television and history, I always use 'The Cosby Show' as the bar. By Wendy Raquel Robinson Show Cosby History Bar Black

A bar like this anywhere else, there would be beer signs. You know, the old-school logos, the Clydesdales. And even the new beers, they make signs that consciously reflect the ones that came before. Because that's the way it's done. You brew a beer, you make a sign for it. It's like a pool table in a bar, even though no one really knows how to play pool anymore. Our grandparents shot pool; we get drunk and whack at the balls with warped sticks. No one thinks about it, but it's nostalgia. It's a sense of the past, of the way things are done. By Marcus Sakey Pool Clydesdales Beer Signs Bar

WHEN you hit a gay bar in the middle of a weekday afternoon you wonder why they don't call it something else. By Lawrence Block Hit Gay Bar Middle Weekday

Of course you had to pick the dive-y-est dive bar this side of Market. I think that door handle just gave me a venereal disease. By Laura Oliva Market Dive Pick Bar Side

We can speak about the institution, but ultimately the bar is the group that both is in touch with the public on the one hand and understands the judicial institution on the other. By Stephen Breyer Institution Speak Ultimately Bar Group

Keep the bars open-we're coming home. By Jonathan Toews Home Bars Openwe Coming

Not all prisons have bars By Amanda Hocking Bars Prisons

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been to that bar before. By Zach Galifianakis Drinking Problem Bartender Bar

I play in bars all the time in the States, so I'm kind of used to it. I've just got off the road with the family in Australia, and I enjoyed it but it feels really good to be getting back to doing this stuff. By Martha Wainwright States Play Bars Time Kind

I'm quite good at leaning against a bar. By Daniel Craig Bar Good Leaning

What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have a baby. In a bar. By Kristen Proby Alabama Sweet Home Baby Bar

I go down to the dive bar around the corner when I go out. I don't go to the showbiz parties. By Paul Dano Dive Bar Corner Parties Showbiz

Now it's time to play a brand new game called Name That Barcode. Here's the first one: "Thick black, thin white, thick black, thick white, thick black, thin white." OK who's going to identify that? By Humphrey Lyttelton Thick Barcode Black White Thin

Every species has its pub. By Rhys Ifans Pub Species

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? By Jimmy Buffett Barmaid Honey Bring Pitcher Brew

No matter how vulgar the hotel is, the bar is always nice. By Hemingay Ernest Nice Matter Vulgar Hotel Bar

professional expatriates; you could drink there for a week and never hear two words in Japanese. Ratz was tending bar, his prosthetic arm jerking monotonously as he filled a tray of glasses with draft Kirin. He saw Case and smiled, his teeth a webwork of East European steel and brown decay. Case found a place at the bar, between the unlikely tan By William Gibson Japanese Professional Expatriates Drink Week

I love pubs and I love pub culture. By Jodie Whittaker Love Culture Pubs Pub

This, I soon discovered, was a typical pub. The 'pub' was an invention of humans living in England, designed as compensation for the fact that they were humans living in England. By Matt Haig England Pub Discovered Living Typical

The bar is in full swing, and floating rounds of cocktails permeate the garden outside, until the air is alivewith chatter and laughter, and casual innuendo and introductions forgotten on the spot, and enthusiastic meetings between women who never knew each other's names. By F Scott Fitzgerald Swing Laughter Spot Bar Full

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. By Koko Taylor Hey Bartender Man Give Beer

I've been focusing on my career. I've had no time. That's why I wanted to go out this weekend. I've been storing that shit up like a sexual camel. At this point I'd probably just walk into the bar, blow my load all over the room like a fire hose, and walk out. By Darien Cox Career Focusing Walk Time Weekend

There are no rules here, except that you have to sit properly at the bar when you drink. People can tell me anything they want. Things they wouldn't usually say, things that wouldn't be acceptable at work - it doesn't matter. That's what this place is for, after all: they come and pay money to buy themselves, their innermost hearts, a bit of freedom." She By Banana Yoshimoto Drink Rules Sit Properly Bar

There isn't a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you're with some girl that really knocks you out. By J.d. Salinger Drunk Nightclub World Sit Long

Let us find the Dam snack bar. By Rick Riordan Dam Bar Find Snack

The thing about heavy-metal bars is that there are heavy-metal guys in every corner. By Jay Crownover Corner Heavymetal Thing Bars Guys

The freedom the bars give women is not the same freedom a woman on the street or in a brothel has. That's more like imprisonment. By Sonia Faleiro Freedom Bars Give Women Woman

Let's have an honest conversation about what's going on. A man and a man at a bar looks like mentoring. A man and a woman at a bar looks like dating. By Sheryl Sandberg Man Bar Honest Conversation Mentoring

Death is another bar which lies several steps below the normal world. I'm at its threshold, but not yet in it. Its doorway is doorless. By Kathy Acker Death World Bar Lies Steps

There's a bar like it in every town. It's dimly-lit and the drinkers, although they talk, don't address their words to one another and they don't listen, either. They just talk the hurt inside. It's a bar for the derelict and the unlucky and all of those people who have been temporarily flagged off the racetrack of life and into the pits. It always does a brisk trade.On this dawn the mourners sat ranged along the counter, each in his cloud of gloom, each certain that he was the most unfortunate individual in the whole world. By Terry Pratchett Town Bar Talk Drinkers Listen

only back of the bar. A white-clad figure rushed By Zane Grey Bar Back Rushed Whiteclad Figure

The Comedy Bar is an intimate club, which I prefer. I refuse to play theatres, because large empty spaces make me nervous, and I don't enjoy the echo. I'm no sell out. Literally. By Andy Kindler Comedy Bar Club Prefer Intimate

Exposed like butt cheeks at a strip club; chicken breasts, fleshy and sallow in the butcher's case; tequila bottle soldiers lined up across the bar's back wall. By Dennis Vickers Exposed Club Chicken Breasts Fleshy

WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? "How many drinks have you had?" FORTY-SEVEN. "Just about anything, then," said the barman By Terry Pratchett Happen Supposed Fortyseven Barman Drinks

handwritten piece of paper taped to the wall by the bar telling customers not to order a lager 'as a punch in the face often offends'. By Neil Gaiman Handwritten Lager Offends Piece Paper

Girl walked into a bar, hooked up her destiny. By Kate Meader Girl Bar Hooked Destiny Walked

My brother and I worked in eight bars as the brother bartenders. By Dean Winters Bartenders Brother Worked Bars

For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb. By Charlie Day Nutshell Dumbdumb People Character Bar

Never sit a table when you can stand at the bar. By Ernest Hemingway, Bar Sit Table Stand

huddled together at the left end of the bar, as silent and miserable as kittens in a sack with the bridge getting close. By Donald E. Westlake Huddled Bar Close Left End

Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans. By Harry Caray Drink Bars Baseball Fans

To be honest, unless you rocket straight to stardom as a gorgeous young vampire, you can spend a lot of time working behind a bar. By Adam Rayner Honest Vampire Bar Rocket Straight

The new building housing the store. The By Kristen Proby Store Building Housing

Mixologist at a bar in the heavily gentrified Shaw neighbourhood, I fear I haven't a skinny-jeaned leg to stand on. S.D. PLATTON Washington, DC By Anonymous Shaw Mixologist Neighbourhood Bar Heavily

I don't go to pubs. By Peter Capaldi Pubs

Propping up a seat at the bar we devour chicken wings like life does dreams By David Louden Propping Dreams Seat Bar Devour

Start three bars before something. By Eugene Ormandy Start Bars

That's sort of what I felt ... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places. By Joe Eszterhas Felt Sort Drinking Places Miss

We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars By Mf Grimm Bars Hangin Candy Handle

Buffet." "Do you know what casino she By Janet Evanovich Buffet Casino

What's a bar bill but a surtax on reality? By Douglas Coupland Reality Bar Bill Surtax

a beer. The bartender says, "You'll By Various Beer Bartender

You meet a better class of person in pubs, By Oliver Reed Pubs Meet Class Person

in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender. By Various Watch Guy Beer Bartender Orders

Even English-teacher bookworms need friends and bars. By Jenny Hubbard Englishteacher Bars Bookworms Friends

It's about time that people forget that image of strip clubs as seedy places ... Rather, today's clubs are capital-intensive female-empowerment zones ... By Demi Moore Places Clubs Time People Forget

Is this a bar?" Chubs whispered behind me. "Are we allowed to go in? We're not twenty-one." "Oh, By Alexandra Bracken Bar Chubs Whispered Twentyone Allowed

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." By Tommy Cooper Bar Jump Lead Walks Barman

You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal. By Jeremy Clarkson Centre City Pubs Animal Girls

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing. By Tom Dreesen People Karaoke Evils Sing Bars

The bar was stuffy and melancholy. It was full of the sadness inherent in all deracinated things. By Paul Bowles Melancholy Bar Stuffy Things Full

Every man in the back of their minds would like to own a bar or a racehorse. By Graydon Carter Racehorse Man Back Minds Bar

An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose tastes and desires he has already watched and ascertained; and, with those whose peculiarities he has had no opportunity of learning, he should politely inquire how they wish their beverages served, and use his best judgment in endeavoring to fulfill their desires to their entire satisfaction. In this way he will not fail to acquire popularity and success. By Jerry Thomas Desires Customers Paying Ascertained Learning

I'm not a nightclub person, but you need to have a social life sometimes. By Natalie Imbruglia Person Nightclub Social Life

Working in a bar was a horrific idea for me. By Patrick Dewitt Working Bar Horrific Idea

For when it starts feeling like a prison in there - and it usually does for most people - you are confronted with the fact that the bars are of your own making. By John C. Lilly People Making Starts Feeling Prison

Bar life is about as democratic as we get. By Jack Ketchum Bar Life Democratic

I'd actually quite like to try working behind a bar for a while. I'd give that a go. By Russell Tovey Working Bar Give

The tavern will compare favorably with the church. By Henry David Thoreau Church Tavern Compare Favorably

To be in the dance bar you have to be young, good looking, able to dance, and comfortable talking to people. By Sonia Faleiro Dance Young Good People Bar