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I'm supposed to be here taking measurements, but I haven't even brought a measuring tape. And it's not the apartment I need to measure -- it's the size of my balls. By Sarina Bowen Measurements Tape Supposed Taking Brought

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls. By Alice Cooper Balls Maniac Butcher Hack

I'm not squeezing the balls. That's not part of my process. By Tom Brady Balls Squeezing Process Part

Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again. By Alan Shepard Ball Dirt

The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. By Al Pacino Balls Thing World Orders

Shit balls. Oh, look, a bus! What? What was that? You want to throw me under it? By Rachel Van Dyken Shit Balls Bus Throw

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all. By Joan Jett Girls Balls Higher

David Bentley has got balls - and plenty of them By Harry Redknapp Bentley David Balls Plenty

One minute you think you've got the world by the balls, the next minute you don't know where the fuck the world's balls are.""Sure I do," I say irritably. "Right next to the world's big fat hairy asshole, upon which I seem to be stuck in superglue lately, waiting for it to have its next case of explosive diarrhea. By Karen Marie Moning Minute World Balls Are Irritably

The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby. By Tony Gubba Baby Ball Slippery Wet

I'm ballsy. Well, sometimes I'm ballsy. By Norah Jones Ballsy

You want to kick me in the balls again? Christ, did those words just come out of my mouth? By Joanna Wylde Christ Kick Balls Mouth Words

Ball so hard that you can't win it. So much money bank can't fit it. By Wiz Khalifa Ball Hard Win Money Bank

We're going to find your hobo. We're going to work hard - work nights. Liv, we're going to put our balls into it." She hugged her tightly."When did we get balls?" Livia loved her ridiculous sister."Just now. By Debra Anastasia Hobo Find Work Balls Liv

The ball is like a woman, she loves to be caressed. By Eric Cantona Woman Caressed Ball Loves

He owns them more completely than if he had seized their balls in his hands By Nick Lake Hands Completely Seized Balls

Never question the size of Ice Cube's balls! By Ice Cube Ice Cube Balls Question Size

Racing drivers have balls, unfortunantly, none of them are crystal By David Coulthard Unfortunantly Racing Balls Crystal Drivers

You have bigger balls than some men I know. By Carolyn Arnold Bigger Balls Men

Your mind, your heart, and your balls gotta be in one accord By Kimbo Slice Mind Heart Accord Balls Gotta

What the hell, I think. My pistol is on my hips and my balls are between my legs. By Daniel H. Wilson Hell Legs Pistol Hips Balls

A ball is like a very disciplined child. It does exactly what it is told to do. Great information, great direction and great results. Inadequate information leads to inadequate results. By Ed Palubinskas Child Great Results Ball Disciplined

I can't believe you ran out on me, and I'm pretty sure you left your balls behind. By J.l. Weil Ran Pretty Left Balls

You've got balls inviting me here. By Guy Fieri Balls Inviting

The balls it took to proclaim a creative profession, the narcissism. By Lauren Groff Profession Narcissism Balls Proclaim Creative

I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn't have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls. By Haven Kimmel Discovered Order Good Athlete Care

For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls! By Brian Clough Horses Knighthoods Championships Balls

You cannot make an omelet without breaking some balls By Margaret Thatcher Balls Make Omelet Breaking

Well," Ben went on,"someone should just tell her to come on home, because she can find the world's largest balls right here in Orlando, Florida. They're located in a special display case known as 'my scrotum.'" Radar laughed, and Ben continued. "I mean seriously. My balls are so big that when you order french fries from McDonald's, you can choose one of four sizes: small, medium,large, and my balls. By John Green Florida Orlando Ben Home Balls

That took balls.""Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two. By Darynda Jones Balls Snort Ovaries

I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it. By Sarah Jessica Parker Men Women Thinking Balls Purses

This guy had balls. Well, I mean, obviously he had balls. I hope he had balls. Bailey, stop thinking about his balls. By S. Walden Balls Guy Bailey Stop Hope

I just made a balls of it, old boy. That's all there was to it. By Douglas Bader Boy Made Balls

Fuck balls, it's the bitch in the lake! By Elle Casey Fuck Balls Lake Bitch

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you. By Ralphie May Roses Red Violets Blue Balls

Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this. By Francois Rabelais Friends Men Notice World Ballocks

[George W. Bush] has balls. And he's a leader. Unfortunately his balls and leadership are in the service of shitty ideas. We need his balls on someone who thinks right. By Bill Maher George Bush Balls Leader Ideas

I'm far too sexy to be suffering from blue balls. By J.j. Mcavoy Balls Sexy Suffering Blue

Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line. By Warren Gatland Line Put Balls

It wouldn't be a ball if someone didn't take it upon themselves to be wildly inappropriate. - Wil By Jodi Meadows Wil Inappropriate Ball Wildly

Mine was bright green with gold swirls. Adam's was black."You have no imagination," I told him smugly. "It wouldn't hurt if you found a pink ball to bowl with.""All the pink balls have kid-sized holes in them," he told me. "The black balls are the heaviest."I opened my mouth, but he shut me up with a kiss. "Not here," he said. "Look next to us."We were being observed by a boy of about five and a toddler in a frilly pink dress.I raised my nose in the air. "As if I were going to joke about your ball. How juvenile. By Patricia Briggs Mine Swirls Pink Bright Green

The [bowling] ball flew out jerkily, sailed about four feet, hit the lane with a loud crack, and then promptly entered the gutter. Roman walked up beside me, and we silently watched the ball complete its journey.'Are you always that rough with balls?' he asked finally.'Most men don't complain. By Richelle Mead Bowling Jerkily Sailed Feet Hit

You're turned in to the biggest balls of them all, DJ Suk T Nutts. By Snoop Dogg Nutts Suk Turned Biggest Balls

The man had balls, and fuck her but she loved those balls. By Pepper Winters Balls Man Fuck Loved

Men did not need to have balls to have balls. By Mokokoma Mokhonoana Balls Men

I am Zelda woman. Reader of the balls. By Barbra Annino Zelda Woman Reader Balls

sucking on a football. By Carl Hiaasen Sucking Football

Next time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort! By J.k. Rowling Ball Resort Time

I should like balls infinitely better," she replied, "if they were carried on in a different manner.""You should like balls infinitely better," said Darcy, "if you knew the first thing about them. By Seth Grahame-Smith Darcy Balls Infinitely Replied Manner

bowls of cornflakes, By Maeve Binchy Bowls Cornflakes

Coming to the ball, Mr. Plumleigh-Teignmott?""Ball? If you insist." Pillover slid off his trunk, and Roger jumped down to help him load it into the cart."Ball?" said one of the Pistons with interest. "We like balls."Dimity gave them her best, most haughty look. "Yes, but are you certain they like you? By Gail Carriger Ball Coming Plumleighteignmott Dimity Roger

Suck monkey balls?" (87%) By Samantha Towle Suck Balls Monkey

There ain't no female equivalent of blue balls. Nothin' even close. It's a uniquely masculine condition, and one I think I'm going to suffer with for the next couple of hours.""B-but you don't have to-"He couldn't help a chuckle at the note of frantic frustration in her voice. "Darlin', if you weren't three sheets to the wind, I promise I'd already have you on your back in the bed of this truck."She glanced over her shoulder. "It doesn't look very comfortable.""I assure you comfort would be the furthest thing from your mind."And based on the tightness of his jeans, it sure as hell was the furthest thing from his. By Victoria Vane Balls Female Equivalent Blue Furthest

Fuck you, ginger balls. By Karina Halle Fuck Ginger Balls

Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls. By Katie Mcgarry Hand Balls Ass Rip

It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles. By Darynda Jones Case Believed Testicles Luckily Solve

Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them! By Jacquelyn Ayres Mitch Find Balls Fucking Reattach

What is the boy now, who has lost his ball, ... I am not a little boy. By John Berryman Ball Boy Lost

A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses. By Frank Muir White Dimpled Knees Carthorses Golf

Am I here to play 'pass the parcel' with my balls? By Pawan Mishra Play Pass Parcel Balls

Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls. By Louise Brown Call Dogs Balls Loyal Run

Imagine the ball has little legs, and chop them off. By Henry Cotton Imagine Legs Ball Chop

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink! By Jim Gaffigan Ball Find Bowling Heavy Pink

It sucked balls.Dirty balls. Like I-ran-a-mile-in-July-while-wearing-leather-pants balls. By Stephanie Perkins Balls Sucked Ballsdirty

The ball is an essential part of the game. By Johan Cruijff Game Ball Essential Part

Turns out ovaries work just as good as balls when you're in the driver's seat. By Reece Butler Turns Seat Ovaries Work Good

Oh, if our children actually knew how much we love them, they'd never be able to hit any of these balls, they'd be simply immobilized by the force of it, by the awful force of our love. By Lee Smith Force Love Balls Children Knew

You still with your floozy girlfriend?" Ah, there is was. The elephant in the car ... He gave her an incredulous look. "Obviously not."She smacked him on his arm. "Don't look at me like I asked a stupid question. Because it not a stupid question at all, and you damn well know it.""Fine.""So you broke up with her?""Yes," he said sharply."Way to find your balls, man," Ada congratulated him and sat back in her seat. By Karina Halle Girlfriend Floozy Stupid Fine Question

Dead or alive, the balls still hurt when kicked, huh? (Zarek) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Huh Zarek Dead Alive Kicked

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! By Homer Lot Car Balls Put Antennas

Don't worry about it. It's just a bunch of guys with an odd-shaped ball. By Bill Parcells Worry Ball Bunch Guys Oddshaped

I've got to have 25 balls in the air at the same time. By Terry Mcauliffe Balls Time Air

What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie) By Sherrilyn Kenyon Abbie Wad Jockstrap

Don't fuck with me, ball sac, By Richard Kadrey Ball Sac Fuck

You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls. By Seth Green Balls Wear Pants Tight

What's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?-Dan Garrett By Leah Rae Miller Dan Garrett War Donkey Balls

I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a can in the car while I served the first one. I noted some women tucked the second ball just inside the elastic leg of their tennis panties. I tried, but found the space already occupied by a leg. Now, I simply drop the second ball down my cleavage, giving me a chest that often stuns my opponent throughout an entire set. By Erma Bombeck Ball Finally Mastered Tennis Leg

Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar. By Margaret Mitchell Great Fire Balls Anymore Sugar

And when you're ready to cut his balls off, I will provide the knife. By Penny Reid Knife Ready Cut Balls Provide

Of course Sasha chose that moment to open the door. "Cam? Oh. Shit. Sorry." Cam met Sasha's liquid gaze and forgot all about his friends at his knees. "Hey.""Hey, yourself." Sasha ventured farther into the room. "Is this a private party, or can anyone play?" "Depends," Sonny quipped from the floor. "Do you have lopsided balls? We're doing an in-depth analysis here. By Garrett Leigh Door Sasha Cam Chose Moment

You threaten my balls every day." "That's because they're hanging around my sister," Rose snaps. I hate that she makes a good point. "And you have full right to threaten my eggs or fallopian tubes. Have at them." I grimace. "I'm not going anywhere near your vagina. By Krista Ritchie Day Rose Balls Threaten Sister

Balls, I see it in yer eyes. You're gonna go cockamamie on me. By Kristen Ashley Balls Eyes Yer Gonna Cockamamie

Why the testicles are we listing sex organs? By Benjamin R. Smith Organs Testicles Listing Sex

Maybe these are my glory days, and I'm not ever realizing it because they involve a ball. By Stephen Chbosky Days Ball Glory Realizing Involve

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls. By Lois Greiman Tail Balls Life Whip Hunk

If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO. By Drake Chemo Bald Balled Club

Dylan Quinn's knickers, By Rick Riordan Quinn Dylan Knickers

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk By Confucius Baseball Wrong Man Walk Balls

Some think that people come to a ball to do nothing but dance; whereas everyone knows that the real business of a ballis to look out for a wife,to look after a wife,or to look after someone else's wife ... By Robert Smith Surtees Dance Wife People Ball Real

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. By Jessica Simpson Hooha Feel Bowling Ball Sitting

Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett. By Seth Grahame-Smith Darcy Elizabeth Miss Bennett Balls

The balls do not make a writer. By Aleksandar Hemon Writer Balls Make

Ben starts. "I Spy with my little eye something I really like.""Oh I know," Radar says. "It's the taste of balls.""No.""Is it the taste of penises?" I guess."No, dumbass.""Hmm," says Radar. "Is it the smell of balls?""The texture of balls? By John Green Ben Starts Radar Balls Taste

You got to have two things to win. You got to have brains and you got to have balls. Now you've got too much of one and not enough of the other. By Paul Newman Win Things Balls Brains

The Ball no question makes of Ayes and Noes, But Here or There as strikes the Player goes. By Edward Fitzgerald Noes Ball Ayes Player Question

Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad. By Darrell Royal Ball Bad Things Happen Throw

testosterone flowing out of him like a leaking drum on a construction site. By Melia Alexander Testosterone Site Flowing Leaking Drum

Why is the Maer looking at hairy balls?" A By Patrick Rothfuss Maer Balls Hairy

I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found," I said to the man searching my pants. "You gonna count 'em out now? Because I'll save you the trouble. There's two. By Nenia Campbell Found Pants Pretty Balls Man

Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked By Lisa Scottoline Knees Picked Evaporated Boat