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Do not meddle in the affairs of Administrative Assistants, for they are petty and quick to misfile. By Alexandra Erin Assistants Administrative Misfile Meddle Affairs

I was an assistant once. I worked for Rob Reiner and his family. I did sign a confidentiality agreement, though. By Cheryl Hines Assistant Rob Reiner Family Agreement

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. By Jane Fonda Storyteller Assistant Attendant Week Lucky

I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them. By Nikki Sixx Assistant Wonderful Midget Amputees Finds

I like to disappear in my roles because I don't have an assistant. By Taraji P. Henson Assistant Disappear Roles

What was I thinking? Of all the assistants I could have wound up with, why did I have to choose the one with the scary mother and troublemaking in his bloodlines? I am doomed. By Trudi Canavan Thinking Bloodlines Assistants Wound Choose

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling! It's like a Tetris game. By Neil Patrick Harris Scheduling Unbelievable Assistant Handles Tetris

Human language is the new UI layer, bots are like new applications, and digital assistants are meta apps. Intelligence is infused into all of your interactions. By Satya Nadella Human Layer Bots Applications Apps

instructor - and By J.d. Robb Instructor

The importance of the assistant director cannot be overemphasized. By John Frankenheimer Overemphasized Importance Assistant Director

As a Minnesota agency nurse said, We are not just bed-making, drink-serving, poop-wiping, medication-passing assistants. We are much more. By Alexandra Robbins Drinkserving Poopwiping Minnesota Bedmaking Medicationpassing

My son works as a production assistant in television. By Robert David Hall Television Son Works Production Assistant

General consultant to mankind. By George Bernard Shaw General Mankind Consultant

Staff or anyone else - you. So I hope whatever information By Julie James Staff Information Hope

A good executive goes around with a worried look on his assistants. By Vince Lombardi Assistants Good Executive Worried

I think of myself as an assistant storyteller. By Harrison Ford Storyteller Assistant

It would be a librarian. By Joe Hill Librarian

medi-techs. She wanted a By J.d. Robb Meditechs Wanted

Responsible for wrapping the iron fist of authority in its velvet glove is Jane Axtell, head of the accountancy firm's Human Resources department. By Alain De Botton Axtell Jane Human Resources Responsible

My name is Alex, and I'll be serving you tonight. By Penny Reid Alex Tonight Serving

I look after people. By Amy Winehouse People

Commentating, illustrating, description-givingAdjective expert. Analyzing, surmising,Musical, myth-seeking people of the universe ... This is yours! By T La Rock Commentating Illustrating Analyzing Surmisingmusical Descriptiongivingadjective

Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant ... Assistant: Charmed, I'm sureHost: Who recently killed The Rumor. And you were awarded the Oppenheimer prize for villainy at last week's annual summit for dastardly deeds what are you going to do with all that money?Murder Magician: Well, I'm so glad you asked that because I spent all the money on this giant MURDERBOT, and I've been dying to show it off!Assistant: It's true ... every penny.Host: Wow! That's impressive! So what does it do?Murder Magician: Well, Mr. Clark ... it murders people.Laughter.Murder Magician: I'm serious.Assistant: He is. By Gerard Way Magician Assistant Murder Host Charmed

Oh, I'm just Ego's assistant. It's not anything big. By Brad Bird Ego Assistant Big

I was an office secretary for a long time. A good secretary. By Laurie Metcalf Time Secretary Office Long Good

I like having young assistants in my office; they have energy, and I spend time with them to make sure they understand what we're doing. By investing in them, I'm investing in the magazine. All over 'Vogue,' 'Teen Vogue,' and 'Men's Vogue,' there are people who have been through not only my office but also many other offices at 'Vogue.' By Anna Wintour Vogue Energy Young Assistants Spend

Well, what is my job now?". By John D.h. Greenway Job

I call them associates; I don't like the word 'employee.' By Mickey Drexler Employee Associates Word Call

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. By Donald Trump Boss Thing Secretary Types

Then I usually leave the choice of the second assistant director and any other assistant directors to the first assistant director, who will choose because he or she is responsible for the conduct and the efficiency of the second assistant directors. By John Frankenheimer Assistant Director Directors Leave Choice

When I got back into the film business after college, I started out as a production assistant. By Mike Lookinland College Assistant Back Film Business

The majority of my training was as a drummer, and drummers are basically accompanists. By Z'ev Accompanists Majority Training Basically Drummer

She's the perfect, all-American girl, like an apple pie, and I just want to eat her up. I mean, I don't want that. That came out wrong. I totally don't want to eat my assistant. Or bang my assistant. Or bend my assistant over the desk. By Lauren Blakely Perfect Allamerican Girl Pie Assistant

Back of the job-the dreamer Who's making the dream come true! By Berton Braley Back True Jobthe Dreamer Making

Each investigation team has a lawyer attached to it and there was a lawyer attached to me and my assistant. By Tony Greig Lawyer Attached Assistant Investigation Team

I pay two full-time assistants in my studio, plus consultants who are architects, engineers, and landscape architects, as well as lighting designers. By Janet Echelman Engineers Architects Studio Designers Pay

Manager! Have brain - use it! By Gerry Geek Manager Brain

Agents of disruption, subversion, sabotage and disinformation tunnelers and smugglers, listeners and forgers, trainers and recruiters and talent spotters and couriers and watchers and seducers, assassins and balloonists, lip readers and disguise artists. By John Le Carre Subversion Agents Disruption Sabotage Smugglers

I'm a special agent with the United States Secret Service." "You mean those guys who guard the president?" "That's only one of our duties. By Blake Crouch Service United States Secret Special

I don't have interns. I don't have a manager. I don't have assistants. I don't have a secretary. I can't figure out Outlook Express. I'm the worst person in the world answering e-mails, and my phone is probably the oldest, most battered phone you can find. So I just talk to people. By Bruce Dickinson Interns Phone Express Manager Outlook

Job, requiring intellectual ability and acuity By Sylvain Reynard Job Requiring Acuity Intellectual Ability

I often say to my assistants, "Never trust anybody," but what I mean is that you should never trust someone else to do a job exactly the way you would want it done. By Akio Morita Trust Assistants Job

encounter a multitude of other agents. My keyboard, the words unfolding on the Microsoft Word interface, the books piled beside my computer, the flashing cursor, By Anonymous Encounter Agents Multitude Microsoft Keyboard

A microphone fiend; I make beats do back flips. By O.c. Fiend Flips Microphone Make Beats

I do not care to speak ill of a man behind his back, but I believe he is an attorney. By Samuel Johnson Back Attorney Care Speak Ill

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. By Fred Allen Hollywood Associate Producer Guy

Intern needed: Must be 21 with 30 years of experience. By Unknown Intern Needed Years Experience

amanuensis. A rapt By Abraham Verghese Amanuensis Rapt

Amanuensis. That was the word she chose, and since it was straight out of the nineteenth century, her mother approved, relishing the blank stares she received when she told her lady guests what position her daughter had acquired with the State Poet Laureate. By Toni Morrison Amanuensis Laureate State Poet Chose

I was assistant in Edmonton with Wayne as captain, and Kevin Lowe was the other assistant. By Mark Messier Edmonton Wayne Kevin Lowe Captain

She's called the secretary, but as far as I can tell she basically runs the school. By Rebecca Stead Secretary School Called Basically Runs

I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means. By Jimmy Kimmel Consultant Creative

I think like a detective. By Laurell K. Hamilton Detective

I don't know if you've ever tried writing a Doctor Who story, but it's a lot more difficult than it initially appears, especially if you've got more than one assistant. By Sarah Sutton Doctor Story Assistant Writing Lot

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an odd-job detective agency with fuzzy lines of authority and responsibility. By Bryan Burrough Responsibility Oddjob Detective Agency Fuzzy

I'm simpley one hell of a butler. By Sebastian Michealis Butler Simpley Hell

Tutors are usually shaggy, ill-groomed junior dons who smoke and drink to excess and never leave their rooms except for illicit sexual liaisons or to replenish their stocks of tobacco and spirits. A By Steven Pressfield Tutors Shaggy Illgroomed Spirits Junior

I am just an apprentice. By Frederik, Crown Prince Of Denmark Apprentice

But unlike the setup in most organizations, where there's an administrator on top and creative people or doers underneath, I'm basically a doer and I like to have administrative people underneath me. By Roone Arledge Organizations People Underneath Unlike Setup

I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National. By Norma Mccorvey National Operation Rescue Computer Operator

If only memory were a library with everything stored where it should be. If only you could walk to the desk and say to the assistant, I'd like to return the painful memories about David Fry or indeed his mother and take out some happier ones, please. About stickleback fishing with my father. Or picnicking on the banks of the Cherwell when I was a student. And the assistant would say, Certainly, madam. We have all those. Under "F" for "Fishing." As well as "P" for "Picnicking." You'll find them on your left. By Rachel Joyce Memory Library Stored Fishing David

I try to help people become the best possible editors of their own work, to help them become conscious of the things they do well, of the things they need to look at again, of the wells of material they have not even begun to dip their buckets into. By Tobias Wolff Things Work People Editors Conscious

She was no longer a shy Second Assistant Librarian. She was the Abhorsen-in-Waiting. By Garth Nix Librarian Assistant Longer Shy

I can live without a computer. My assistant checks my e-mails. By Nobu Matsuhisa Computer Live Emails Assistant Checks

In the early 1980s, I spent a year working as an assistant at the Elaine Markson Literary Agency. By Joanna Scott Agency Elaine Markson Literary Early

Will isn't my little bastard assistant. Will is Pellinore Warthrop's little bastard assistant. By Rick Yancey Assistant Bastard Pellinore Warthrop

So I've had really great assistant directors for my last seven movies. By John Frankenheimer Movies Great Assistant Directors

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. By Johnny Vegas Minute Autocue Written Brought

I call myself the assistant cult leader. By Charlie Munger Leader Call Assistant Cult

If I were a young coach today, I would be extremely careful in selecting assistants. By John Wooden Today Assistants Young Coach Extremely

I'm an actor's director. By Fred Durst Director Actor

Surely, that's what interns were invented for? By Paul Gillin Surely Interns Invented

AI has been solved. By Arthur T. Murray Solved

A.J. is an agent like me, but for whom or for what no one has been able to discover. It is rumored that he represents a trust of giant insects from another galaxy ... By William S. Burroughs Discover Agent Galaxy Rumored Represents

Special Assistant Agent in ChargeLang."He nearly smiled at the title she knew she'd botched again."Just 'Mr Lang' is fine. By Roxanne St. Claire Lang Assistant Agent Special Chargelang

Who is your supervisor?" she asks, glancing around the room as if suddenly realizing she's the only adult here. "God," I say. By Mindy Mcginnis God Supervisor Glancing Room Suddenly

I'm pretty much a documents reporter. I'm a public records geek. By Bill Dedman Reporter Pretty Documents Geek Public

I try to help people with management stuff a lot. By Ben Horowitz Lot People Management Stuff

Bitch get stuff done By Tina Fey Bitch Stuff

I help people with not just the 'what' but the 'how' and tailor for individual needs By Matt Prior People Tailor Individual

I am an armor officer. By Eric Shinseki Officer Armor

You manage things; you lead people. By Grace Hopper Things People Manage Lead

I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is. By Mark Thomas Things Activist Comedian Called Kinds

It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity. By Lewis Black Celebrities Big Thing Lot People

You don't want a general houseworker, do you? Or a traveling companion, quiet, refined, speaks fluent French entirely in the present tense? Or an assistant billiard-maker? Or a private librarian? Or a lady car-washer? Because if you do, I should appreciate your giving me a trial at the job. Any minute now, I am going to become one of the Great Unemployed. I am about to leave literature flat on its face. I don't want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading. By Dorothy Parker Houseworker General French Quiet Refined

I like being behind the scene. By Tory Burch Scene

French zombie chauffeur. By Rick Riordan French Chauffeur Zombie

My agent is the quickest, sharpest man on earth. By Christoph Waltz Quickest Sharpest Earth Agent Man

My mother is a Senior Casualty Claims Specialist I, which in layman's terms means the head insurance adjuster! By Ciara Renee Senior Casualty Claims Specialist Adjuster

Think like a head coach, but act like an assistant coach By Tommy Amaker Coach Head Act Assistant

I work with all these amazing voice actors that do a kajillion voices. By Katey Sagal Work Amazing Actors Kajillion Voice

I am basically a pretty good autodidact. I can teach myself things. By Dean Koontz Autodidact Basically Pretty Good Things

I apologize. Hi, I'm Agent Sloane Brodie, your Team Leader. I enjoy reading, cozy nights in, and the soothing sounds of classic rock. I also like to browse the Internet for funny cat videos, but deep down, I think I'm more of a dog person. By Charlie Cochet Apologize Brodie Leader Agent Sloane

I've been told I'm a good midcareer manager. By Arne Glimcher Manager Told Good Midcareer

By profession an observer of tones and gestures, By Walter Scott Gestures Profession Observer Tones

Obtaining a certificate in nursing assistant trains students to provide quality care to residents in nursing homes. By Cassie Brode Nursing Obtaining Homes Certificate Assistant

prestidigitator, By Jay Samit Prestidigitator

Just as the invention of new forms of industrial automation in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries had the paradoxical effect of turning more and more of the world's population into full-time industrial workers, so has all the software designed to save us from administrative responsibilities in recent decades ultimately turned us all into part or full-time administrators. By David Graeber Industrial Fulltime Workers Administrators Invention

Customer service. That is what it means. By Jon Jones Customer Service