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Don't you mean 'assclown'?" he looked amused."No," I said louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses. By Michelle Hodkin Amused Time Looked Louder Assclown

I'm Conrad's brother, and this isour friend," he said. "Do you know where he is?"Eric opened the door and let us in. "Dude, I have no idea. He just took off. Did Ari call you?""Who's Ari?" I asked Jeremiah."The RA," he said."Ari the RA," I repeated, and the corners of Jeremiah's mouth turned up. By Jenny Han Conrad Ari Brother Friend Eric

'Allen Gregory' came about because we wanted an animated show and we were just tossing around some ideas about me playing a 7-year-old. We thought that would be cool, because we couldn't do that in real life. By Jonah Hill Allen Gregory Wanted Animated Show

Al? Is that all it is for you? You just like the way we...fuck?" I was going to say, he said "fuck" like it's dirty word, but I guess it is, isn't it? But he said it like that anyhow. By J.l. Merrow Fuck Word Dirty Guess

I know what irony is.''Okay, Alanis. By Cath Crowley Alanis Irony

Why did you even try? Do you think you actually mean something to it?""I don't know," Alan snapped. "How could I know? That's not the point. He means something to me. By Sarah Rees Brennan Alan Snapped Point

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King. By Johnny Carson Jews Japanese King Alan Result

The problem is that he isn't Alex. By Lauren Oliver Alex Problem

Albert made of solid alligator - he heavy. By Walt Kelly Albert Alligator Heavy Made Solid

Would everyone stop saying arse!" ... "I know, its called an ass, people. Ass By Samantha Young Arse Ass Stop People Called

There is a special aura about artists who take their visions to the highest pinnacles of success ... I get very excited about the magnitude of the aura I see, when Alan performs. By Bill Aucoin Success Aura Special Artists Visions

Alan Grant: "There are ... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought." The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated. By Josephine Tey Grant Alan Millions Midget Written

Even Alf is not humorous at times. By Jonathan Safran Foer Alf Times Humorous

Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz.""Oz?""No Relation.""No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again. By Robert Asprin Kid Meetcha Aahz Relation Asked

Unpossessive. Before his parents left, Al once again paid him the highest compliment about his relationship with me. "You boys are the best friends I've ever seen," he said. "You're like Damon and Pythias." It's a long way for a man to come who couldn't look me in the face for a year after Roger finally told him he was gay. A century By Paul Monette Unpossessive Pythias Left Damon Roger

The first time I went to New York, I met Alan Freed. By Johnny Rivers York Freed Alan Time Met

Al was cruel, vindictive, angry, elegant, powerful. He gave me strength, he gave me wisdom, not only about magic, but about myself. He was a lot like Trent, only harsher around the edges. By Kim Harrison Vindictive Angry Elegant Powerful Cruel

Alan Rittenhouse: I know you're just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right? By Movie Deep Impact Rittenhouse Alan Reporter Person

Algernon. Then your wife will. You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none. Jack. [Sententiously.] That, my dear young friend, is the theory that the corrupt French Drama has been propounding for the last fifty years. Algernon. Yes; and that the happy English home has proved in half the time. Jack. For heaven's sake, don't try to be cynical. It's perfectly easy to be cynical. Algernon. My dear fellow, it isn't easy to be anything nowadays. There's such a lot of beastly competition about. By Oscar Wilde Algernon Jack Cynical Sententiously Dear

You are nothing like the others. You aren't like anyone I've ever met. I swear it. Now that I've had a taste of you, no one else will ever be enough for me. I need you...only you. Alex, you have my heart. By Brenda Huber Met Alex Swear Heart Taste

Declan, get your ass out of bed!A light flicked on and Declan stumbled into view through the open window. He looked to be only half awake and was missing his shirt.Alex, on the other hand, was not missing that shirt in the slightest. By Jena Leigh Declan Bed Window Ass Light

There,of course,was Alex. He wasn't watching Amanda.He was looking over her head, his bored gaze skimming over the room. Before I could turn away, it had found mine. He didn't smile; he certainly didn't wave.But he didn't look away.And I had absolutely no idea what to do. By Melissa Jensen Alex Thereof Coursewas Head Room

Brace yourself, Archer. We're a team now.""Oh, Elliot. Go kill yourself. By Rea Lidde Archer Elliot Brace Now Team

Alec Wilkinson is a spare, clear, and lucid writer who works in stylistic simplicity with material that is not simple at all. By Peter Matthiessen Clear Wilkinson Alec Spare Lucid

The Archer sighed and closed his eyes as he tried to refocus on the activity around him. He really hated that name. The Archer. It was a stupidass name. Next time he decided to go all evil genius on the world, he was going to pick his own fucking name. By Abigail Roux Archer Sighed Closed Eyes Refocus

Unlike Ronan, Adam's Aglionby jumper was second-hand, but he'd taken great care to be certain it was impeccable. He was slim and tall, with dusty hair unevenly cropped above a fine-boned, tanned face. He was a sepia photograph. By Maggie Stiefvater Ronan Adam Aglionby Unlike Secondhand

Aiden had filled a part of my heart that I hadn't known was empty. And for that I'd be forever grateful. Beneath the pain was the reality of the end of whatever it was we'd shared. I missed him, and his absence was profound. He was everywhere, yet he was nowhere at all. By Lilly Wilde Aiden Empty Filled Part Heart

What's it all about Alfie, is it just the moment we live? By Dionne Warwick Alfie Live Moment

Akroyd!" Sunny cried, a phrase which here means "Roger. By Lemony Snicket Akroyd Roger Sunny Cried Phrase

The truth is, I would do anything for Alan Rudolph. If he asked me to stand on my head and spit wooden nickels, I would. I love him. I loved working with him. By Lesley Ann Warren Rudolph Alan Truth Nickels Asked

After a week he was moved to a different wing and into a shared six-by-eight with a grizzled old con called Alf. He had faded tattoos that stained most of the visible skin on his hands, arms and neck a dull blue, sharp eyes and a thick beard that made his mouth look like an axe wound on a bear. By R.d. Ronald Alf Shared Week Moved Wing

Why did you call that man Alexander? By Erin Morgenstern Alexander Call Man

Ajihad: You are an enigma, Eragon, a quandary that no one knows how to solve. By Christopher Paolini Eragon Ajihad Enigma Solve Quandary

Alan Alda is loved not because he's sensitive, but because he's successful and sensitive. By Warren Farrell Sensitive Alda Alan Loved Successful

What I do know, is that Alex is my protector, my lover, my soul mate, and my one true love, but most importantly, he is my awakening. By Piper Davenport Alex Protector Lover Mate Love

Daniel swept Ainsley into a strong hug. "I knew you'd come back. Didn't I say so? Dad!" he bellowed up the stairs as he set Ainsley on her feet. "It's Ainsley!""He knows, lad". Mac laughed. "I think the whole county knows. By Jennifer Ashley Ainsley Daniel Hug Swept Strong

Adam: "Perhaps you should get a real job and become a useful member of society."Gordon: "Perhaps you should shove a pipe up your ass and die of lead poisoning. By Santino Hassell Gordon Adam Society Poisoning Real

Very nice lady served us drinks in hotel and was followed in by a cat. We all crooned at it. Alan [Rickman] to cat (very low and meaning it): 'Fuck off.' The nice lady didn't turn a hair. The cat looked slightly embarrassed but stayed. By Emma Thompson Rickman Cat Served Drinks Hotel

pocket. "Tanner," Nathaniel By Rachel Hauck Pocket Tanner Nathaniel

-Evie...don't ever leave me. I don't know what I'd do.-I'm not going anywhere,Adam.-I...I just...I could never love someone as much as I love you...you're it for me. This is it. I don't want to be without you. You're my life. You have...all of me.-And you have all of me. I'm yours. By Lisa J. Hobman Evie Leave Love Life

I am a ginger tim. I am a boy racer. I am a housewife. I am a pain in the arse. By Joan Ellis Tim Ginger Racer Boy Housewife

Alex ... I love you. I'll go where you lead me. I won't ask for more. By Charles Sheehan-Miles Alex Love Lead

SANE ASYLUM Ed Shank By Ed Shank Sane Shank Asylum

Ser Arys was pleasant company abed, but wit and he were strangers. (Arianne Martell) By George R R Martin Arys Ser Abed Strangers Arianne

It looks like an asylum landed here," Andrew quipped, poking his head out of Oliver's pocket. "Ooh, I spot an ass-shaped tent.""What? Seriously?" Sophie said, surprised. However, she was quick to look away. "Oh. You meant that kind of ass. Jeez, Andrew. By Zeinab Alayan Oliver Ooh Andrew Quipped Poking

Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused."No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though I was reading from a dictionary of modern profanity."I guess you nailed me then. By Michelle Hodkin Class Muttered Breath Headed Asscrown

Aelin of the wildfire. By Sarah J. Maas Aelin Wildfire

I didn't feel like I fit in anywhere, except with Alex. He was home; he was everything that was right with my world. By Keary Taylor Alex Feel Fit Home World

Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is good ale. By George Henry Borrow Ale Englishmen Good True Proper

Iain now calls you Jessica Fletcher, and he said I can tell you things within reason, and we can both sit back and wait for you to solve our cases. And that he'll be consulting you on one or two others, but I think he was joking. By E.j. Lamprey Fletcher Jessica Iain Reason Cases

You have always told me it was Ernest. I have introduced you to every one as Ernest. You answer to the name of Ernest. You look as if your name was Ernest. You are the most earnest-looking person I ever saw in my life. It is perfectly absurd your saying that your name isn't Ernest. By Oscar Wilde Ernest Told Introduced Answer Life

No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.' By Arne Glimcher Arne Called

Alec took me by surprise By Cassandra Clare Alec Surprise

In a few hours, I'm going to be banished to the surface, my belongings raffled off as novelty items and my living space given to someone else - my reputation destroyed. I'd rather have your head than your soul at this point in my illustrious career. - Al By Kim Harrison Hours Surface Destroyed Banished Belongings

what would you call this haircut?"arthur. By George Harrison Arthur Haircut Call

What is your name?" I asked, voice hoarse."Alexandria," she repeated in a soft voice I'd never heard Alex use in real life."And who am I?""Aiden." She smiled, and I flinched. "You are my Master. By Jennifer L. Armentrout Alexandria Aiden Voice Alex Master

Elisa Albert in a nutshell: funny, self-aware, and genuinely fearless that she might be a lunatic, or a genius, or both. By Emily Gould Funny Selfaware Albert Elisa Nutshell

Well," Nick said as Alan gave him a stern look over the top of his glasses and Nick rolled his eyes and buckled his seat belt. "Let's examine the events of the past twenty-four hours in Exeter. Ravens in the kitchen, snakes in the living room, demon marks on you, magicians sending us stupid messages, and at the end of it all you got was the boy's telephone number. By Sarah Rees Brennan Nick Alan Belt Gave Stern

Adrian, you're a genius. By Richelle Mead Adrian Genius

Grayson Dashwood.Those two words had just ruined what was turning into a good morning. By Elaine White Grayson Morning Dashwoodthose Words Ruined

Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone. By Kim Harrison Found Tired Angry Bored Thoughts

Ian Sterling has ruined me. And he's ruined me for anyone else. By Willow Aster Sterling Ian Ruined

Alex was a world. He was an entire galaxy. A universe of possibilities. By Autumn Doughton Alex World Galaxy Possibilities Entire

Then, as if realizing we might be freaked out, the guy adds, 'Hey. I'm Adam. By Pittacus Lore Hey Adds Adam Realizing Freaked

So much grief, so much anger. So unlike the usual Adrian. By Richelle Mead Grief Anger Adrian Unlike Usual

Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out. By Dave Barry Zweibel Alan World Funniest Writer

Alex was growing in prominence. I noticed him trending on Twitter from time to time, for telling his now millions of fans that U.S. scientists were covertly creating "man-fish hybrids," that atheists "worship Lucifer," and that the government puts secret chemicals in juice boxes to turn Americans gay: "After you're done drinking your little juices you're ready to put makeup on, wear a short skirt, put together a garden of roses or something." And By Jon Ronson Alex Prominence Lucifer Growing Twitter

An anagram of Axl Rose is oral sex. Why do I know? Because when I'm not playing music I love solving erotic jumbles. By Slash Axl Rose Sex Anagram Oral

Your name?"The movements of the man's mouth didn't quite match what he was saying, so seeing him speak was a bit like watching a badly dubbed film."Alex Gardiner," Alex said. "Your real name?""I just told you.""You lied. Your real name is Alex Rider.""Why ask if you think you know? By Anthony Horowitz Gardiner Alex Film Real Movements

Who the fuck're you?" he asked, only it came out Hoo-a fuck-a you? Al hadn't given me detailed instructions on how to answer questions, so I said what seemed safest. "None of your fucking business." "Well fuck you, too." "Fine," I said. "We are in accord." "Huh? By Stephen King Hooa Asked Fucka Fuck Fine

The Board would like to come back and see you tomorrow, Ariana,' she mimicked. 'Any more questions?''Yes,' she answered in the Warden's Irish accent, 'I'd just like to know why I'm such an arsehole. By Claire Merle Ariana Board Tomorrow Mimicked Back

Allen Anderson speaks from the heart about subjects he loves; this enthralls audiences everywhere. His outlook is realistic but invariably positive, encouraging everyone to expect the best. Audience feedback is replete with superlatives. By Henry Koster Anderson Allen Loves Speaks Heart

Look down your shirt and spell attic. By David Foster Wallace Attic Shirt Spell

'Amy' is somewhere in the middle of authorized and unauthorized. By Asif Kapadia Amy Unauthorized Middle Authorized

How ya doin', Auggie? he'd always say, and By R.j. Palacio Auggie Doin

What name shall I call you?""Addie's fine. I know who she is.""A mouthy little alchemist?""See, you know her, too. By Becca Andre Addie Fine Call Alchemist Mouthy

Father Adam!"But the little man said nothing, did nothing. He stood still holding the letter, and there was not even a change of expression in his face; and this might be, thought Jocelin, because he has no face at all. He is the same all round like the top of a clothespeg. He spoke, laughing down at the baldness with its fringe of nondescript hair."I ask your pardon, Father Adam. One forgets you are there so easily!" And then, laughing aloud in joy and love - "I shall call you Father Anonymous! By William Golding Adam Father Man Jocelin Face

Was it fate? Was it destiny?" "I think it was Alan Blunt. By Anthony Horowitz Fate Blunt Destiny Alan

Andy Andrews is the best speaker I have ever seen. By Zig Ziglar Andrews Andy Speaker

You all right, man?' This should be my name. I could be like a super hero: You All Right Man. Ah ... ' I stumble.Don't bug Craig,' Ronny is like. 'He's in the Craig zone. He's Craig-ing out. By Ned Vizzini Man Craig Ronny Craiging Hero

Alex has never been very keen on events of the season. I wouldn't worry about her. As I said, Nicola is a friend. She'll want to go. One of us has to chaperone her. And, since I'm older and of a higher rank, I get to decide who that will be. Care to hazard a guess, Kit?" His green eyes twinkled with laughter. "Bollocks!" This from Kit, who was not about to accept this particular decision without a fight. "It can't be me!" "Why not?" Kit paused, clearly searching for a viable excuse to avoid the ball in question. His eyes lit up with excitement when he'd hit on the right thing. "The hunting party I've an invitation to is just as viable a location to meet an eligible young lady as any, I daresay. I shall simply tell Mother that." He looked veritably triumphant. Will By Sarah Maclean Alex Season Kit Keen Events

Jane, nice to meet you! I'm Amabella's mum, and I have Jackson in Year 2. That's Amabella, by the way, not Annabella. It's French. We didn't make it up. By Liane Moriarty Jane Nice Amabella Year Meet

Linc Hawkins," Erin answered. "He's By Jerrie Alexander Hawkins Erin Linc Answered

Atticus, ixnay issingpay off the oppercay. By Kevin Hearne Atticus Ixnay Oppercay Issingpay

Oh, Leonard, I think. I'm in a heap of trouble. By Kathleen Glasgow Leonard Trouble Heap

A.J. notices an Elmo doll sitting on the floor with a note attached to his matted red chest by a safety pin. He sets the baby down and picks up Elmo, a character A.J. has always despised because he seems too needy. By Gabrielle Zevin Elmo Notices Pin Doll Sitting

Alex loved books. He was the one who first introduced me to poetry. That's another reason I can't read anymore. By Lauren Oliver Alex Books Loved Poetry Anymore

Peter Grant,' I said. 'Recent arrival, slacker and man of very little fame. By Ben Aaronovitch Grant Peter Recent Arrival Slacker

Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf! By Various Amy Bark Arf Teacher

What in the bloody hell are you?""Andrea Nash," I said. "This is my associate, Robin of Loxley. By Ilona Andrews Andrea Nash Robin Loxley Bloody

Alice: I miss myself.John: I miss you too, Ali, so much. By Lisa Genova Ali Alice Miss Myselfjohn

Poor Arthur, you're not really cut out for this life, are you?" "You call this life?" "You're beginning to sound like Marvin." "Marvin's the clearest thinker I know. By Douglas Adams Arthur Life Poor Marvin Cut

Adrian.He was the reason I was able to survive in this prison.And he was also the reason I was here in the first place. By Richelle Mead Reason Adrianhe Place Survive Prisonand

Alannah took a step back. "Brennus, are you intoxicated?""I am King Brennus. I do not become intoxicated. I am intoxicating."Alannah let out another giggle. "This is not like you. How much have you had?"Brennus leaned his shoulder against the wall. "Two, maybe three.""Glasses?""Bottles. By B.c. Morin Brennus Alannah Back Intoxicated Step

What the fuck, Ian? I'm your partner. Before anything else, I'm the guy who - " "No!" he roared. "Before anything else you're my life, you stupid prick! By Mary Calmes Ian Fuck Partner Roared Life

Please come back to me, Alex. Please. I love you too much to lose you. By Jennifer L. Armentrout Alex Back Love Lose

I've known Alan Zweibel since 1975, and I've always had this sneaking suspicion that he might possess a sense of humor. After reading CLOTHING OPTIONAL, I'm almost sure he does. By Rob Reiner Alan Zweibel Humor Sneaking Suspicion

Did you really just invite Adrian to your room later?" asked Lissa.Avery shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe. Sometimes we hang out once you guys are all tucked into bed. You aren't going to get jealous, are you?" "No," laughed Lissa. "Just curious. Adrian's a good guy." "Oh?" asked Christian. "Define 'good'." Avery held up her hand and began ticking items off with each finger. "He's devastatingly handsome, funny, rich, related to the queen ... " "You got your wedding colors picked out?" asked Lissa, still laughing. "Not yet," said Avery. "I'm still testing the waters. I figured he'd be an easy notch on the Avery Lazar belt, but he's kind of hard to read." "I really don't want to be hearing this," Christian said. By Richelle Mead Shrugged Asked Avery Lissa Invite

He had left his boyfriend in Alicante, at his father's house. Alec's sister, Isabelle, was staying there too. By Cassandra Clare Alicante Isabelle House Left Boyfriend

Stuart Davises he By Amor Towles Davises Stuart